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Woman Chants “Yeast Infection” At Pro-Lifers

August 16, 2019


YOU MIGHT HAVE CHANGED YOUR
PROFILE PICTURE ON FACEBOOK TO STAND WITH PP. BUT THE BEST WAY TO ñ IS TO TALK
ABOUT YOUR YEAST INFECTION. OVER THE LAST FEW WEEKS, THERE
WAS A WOMAN HOLDING A SIGN THAT SAID ABORTION KILLS CHILDREN
OUTSIDE THE PLANNED PARENTHOOD BUILDING
NEAR HER OFFICE. SHE IS A SUPPORTER OF PLANNED
PARENTHOOD BECAUSE THEY HELPED IN THE PAST. SHE SAYS WHEN SHE WAS 20 YEARS
OLD, THE CLINIC TREATED HER FOR UTIS AND YEAST INFECTIONS. THEY ALSO PROVIDED HER WITH HER
FIRST BIRTH CONTROL PILLS. AFTER SEVERAL FAILED ATTEMPTS AT
APPROACHING THE PROTESTERS OUTSIDE HER LOCAL CLINIC TO
DISCUSS THEIR COMPLAINTS, SHE DECIDED TO TRY A
DIFFERENT APPROACH. YOU ARE SEEING A PICTURE OF
THAT HERE. SHE SAYS DEAR PP. THANK YOU FOR HELPING WITH
MY YEAST INFECTION. THEN SHE CHANTED YEAST
INFECTIONS OVER AND OVER AGAIN. INITIALLY THEY HAD SPREAD DOWN
THE SIDEWALKS ON BOTH SIDES OF THE STREET, BUT AFTER SOME
YELLING AND HIGH KICKS ON MY PART, THEY HUDDLED TOGETHER. THEY GLARED AT MY PRINCESS WAVE
AND CHEERLEADER ENTHUSIASM AND THEY BEGAN A PRAYER CIRCLE.
THIS IS WHEN I REALLY SHINED. I HAVE NEVER MADE MY
VOICE LOUDER. ONE WOMAN TURNED AROUND TO
SHAKE HER HEAD AT ME WHICH I RESPONDED, “OMG, DO YOU HAVE
A YEAST INFECTION ñ I KNOW WHO CAN HELP YOU.”
SHE COVERED HER KIDS EARS. GOD FORBID A KID HEAR ABOUT
YEAST INFECTIONS WHEN YOU ARE AT AN ANTI-ABORTION
PROTEST. THIS IS FIGHTING FIRE WITH
PERSISTENT ITCHING BURNING. [LAUGHTER] OFTENTIMES THEY BRING
PICTURES OF MANGLED FETUSES TO THOSE PROTESTS. YOUR KID IS NOT BOTHERED BY
THAT, BUT BOTHERED BY THE CHANCE OF A YEAST INFECTION THAT
HE OR SHE PROBABLY DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT MEANS. LOOK, I LOVE THAT SHE FIGURED
OUT THE SECRET ANSWER HERE. AS SHE IS CHANTING YEAST
INFECTION, JESUS HEARS IT AND HIS EARS BURN. THIS ISN’T JUST SHOUTING
SOMETHING TO BOTHER THE PROTESTERS. THIS IS EXACTLY THE POINT FOR
PEOPLE WHO ARE FIGHTING FOR PLANNED PARENTHOOD TO CONTINUE
TO RECEIVE FEDERAL FUNDING. THAT FUNDING GOES TO WOMEN’S
HEALTH PROGRAMS. THE MONEY DOES NOT GO, IT IS
NOT ALLOWED TO GO TOWARD ABORTIONS UNLESS IT IS IN
RESTRICTED CASES OF RAPE, INCEST, OR THE HEALTH
OF THE MOTHER. UNLESS IT IS IN A STATE THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO GIVE MONEY TO PLANNED PARENTHOOD ALONG A
MORE BROAD SPECTRUM. RIGHT. THAT WAS HER POINT. SHE SAID IT’S NOT JUST ABOUT
PRO-LIFE OR PRO-CHOICE, SHE WANTED TO TALK ABOUT THE
REAL BENEFITS THAT SHE EXPERIENCED PERSONALLY. PLANNED PARENTHOOD ROCKS. THE PEOPLE WHO ARE GIVING AWAY
THIS FEDERAL FUNDING ARE LIKE, WHERE SHOULD BE GIVE IT? HOW ABOUT PLANNED PARENTHOOD
BECAUSE THEY ARE EVERYWHERE. THEY HAVE AN EXISTING
INFRASTRUCTURE. THEY ARE GOOD AT WHAT THEY DO. AND BY THE WAY, THROUGH THE
BIRTH CONTROL, THEY MAKE SURE THAT THERE ARE A
LOT LESS ABORTIONS. BUT THE TRUE GENIUS OF THIS
PROTEST, IS THAT SHE REALIZED, OH, WAIT, I AM LOOKING
AT IT FROM MY PERSPECTIVE. IF SOMEONE CAME AND TALKED TO ME
RATIONALLY I WOULD MAYBE HAVE A DISCUSSION AND
CHANGE MY MIND. SO SHE THOUGHT TO TALK IN THE
SAME LANGUAGE THAT THEY UNDERSTAND. SHE SHOUTED THINGS THAT BOTHER
THEM, YEAST INFECTIONS. IT WORKED, IT WORKED. OUR VERSION OF IT FOR GUYS, WE
COULD GO AND DO WHAT WILL FERRELL DID, SCREAM
COCK AND BALLS. UNLESS THEY HAVE
EARMUFFS, WE WILL WIN. WE SHOULD INVENTED THINGS
LIKE, “I HAVE A PENIS.” EARS BURNING, RUN FOR
THE HILLS. I JUST HOPE THEY COME BACK
WITH YEAST INFECTION MEDICATIONS FOR YEAST. I CAN SEE THE
BUMPER STICKER NOW.

100 Comments

  • Reply HDaviator October 28, 2015 at 8:01 pm

    Planned Parenthood can still do everything else they do. But if they continue to provide abortions I believe their funding will be cut eventually. If they stop providing abortions, they will be able to continue to provide all of the other helpful services because they will no longer be a viable option for republicans.

  • Reply Gargie396 October 28, 2015 at 8:03 pm

    I want to know how many of these pro-lifers are vegans and refuse to kill pests

  • Reply maaz October 28, 2015 at 8:16 pm

    wats with u idiots
    just make it legal for abortions
    wats wrong with it?

  • Reply livinlife89 October 28, 2015 at 8:17 pm

    That was funny. And smart on the woman's part

  • Reply houchi69 October 28, 2015 at 8:23 pm

    Why do women always get yeast infections?

  • Reply Davesknd October 28, 2015 at 8:26 pm

    WHAT? This woman dared to talk about an infection that might be triggered by taking the wrong antibiotics and is caused by a fungus that is apparent in every part of the body? HOW DARE SHE!
    How do these people use phones or cars?

  • Reply Prinsu October 28, 2015 at 8:29 pm

    She's gonna need that birth control tho ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Reply Flash October 28, 2015 at 8:30 pm

    These religious nuts so belong in Pleasantville while the rest of us live in reality and we are slowly turning their black and white world into color.

  • Reply B-dub 7ER4IAY8 October 28, 2015 at 8:52 pm

    This is what happens when happy girls troll!

  • Reply menacingfox October 28, 2015 at 9:01 pm

    We need to protest outside of churches.
    Preach the controversy,preach evolution in church.

  • Reply ellaphx October 28, 2015 at 9:08 pm

    LMAO I love this.

  • Reply Yousef Al-Hunaif October 28, 2015 at 9:15 pm

    peepee hahahah

  • Reply Sam Burns October 28, 2015 at 9:29 pm

    "…she's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough!"

  • Reply Sclunger October 28, 2015 at 9:39 pm

    Wait, I'm confused. How does yelling "yeast infection" or even talking about yeast infections disperse anti-abortion activists? I'm very confused.

  • Reply quercus October 28, 2015 at 9:53 pm

    Grandma makes yeast bread.

  • Reply GuyVelella October 28, 2015 at 9:58 pm

    Most pro lifers are women

  • Reply Mina Ginger October 28, 2015 at 9:58 pm

    The joke you made was ridiculous. Human life or potential human life is not comparable to yeast.

  • Reply lypples lyppies October 28, 2015 at 10:16 pm

    Attention: Plan Parenthood is Awesome. Pro choice of your own body from minor to major things.

  • Reply micah downs October 28, 2015 at 10:21 pm

    I've read many of your comments. Please understand that (most) of these people protesting PP are just trying to follow their belief system and what they read in the Bible. You may not believe what the Bible says now, but someday you will. None of us are perfect including protesters but at least they have a conscience and don't want to see more babies (fetuses as you call them) mangled.

  • Reply Diante Smith October 28, 2015 at 10:25 pm

    if someone wants an abortion it doesn't matter they should have that right.simple

  • Reply Karlene McKie October 28, 2015 at 10:29 pm

    Hans,
    I absolutely adore you and think you're a great reporter but every time you smack your lips between sentences it makes me cringe.
    I swear you don't it at least once in every segment.
    you're my hero and I just want you to accept my constructive criticism. please practice NOT smacking your lips and it will make it all more enjoyable for everybody.

  • Reply daniel nolte October 28, 2015 at 10:35 pm

    They are just trying to do their duty as Christians.

  • Reply Joachim Dadet October 28, 2015 at 10:36 pm

    Excuse me if I am appalled at a woman depriving a child of its life.

  • Reply Mr Hole October 28, 2015 at 10:38 pm

    whats abortions gotta do with yeast infections?..how is this "protesting back" considering these things are 2 entirely different issues

  • Reply Mr Hole October 28, 2015 at 10:41 pm

    the protestors are protesting the abortion part you TYT retards!!..im sure they are not protesting the womens health programes so don't make it look like that and don't avoid the issue that the government pay for women to kill their unborn children

  • Reply AboxoroxRoxursox October 28, 2015 at 10:50 pm

    Yes abortions are a huge issue! Without abortions statistically we could create more under-educated and criminal activity. Not to mention hordes or unwanted children that will grow to adulthood with severe social impairments and addicted to non objective thought. Statistically they will grow up living off social programs and such because with Nature Via Nurture we can almost guarantee a majority of the unwanted children will be GOP supporters.

  • Reply Gregory Bertrand October 28, 2015 at 11:22 pm

    I think I love this woman. haha

  • Reply Tom Clark October 28, 2015 at 11:28 pm

    I had a yeast infection. Went to the doctor.
    He told me to quit drinking beer………..

  • Reply dubtat October 28, 2015 at 11:45 pm

    So now TYT is using Buzzfeed as their news source?!?!?!?!?!?!

  • Reply Ali V October 29, 2015 at 12:11 am

    fight trolls with trolling 😀

  • Reply TheAnimaAnimal October 29, 2015 at 12:16 am

    As a bisexual woman I would just laugh in their faces. You've only stopped 50% of my noncommited sexlife.

  • Reply MsAquamonkey October 29, 2015 at 12:34 am

    I love that her name is Mary too, oh the irony! 😀

  • Reply purple5801 October 29, 2015 at 12:43 am

    Haha I love this woman

  • Reply purple5801 October 29, 2015 at 12:43 am

    Haha I love this woman

  • Reply Milo Minderbinder October 29, 2015 at 12:48 am

    …meanwhile, over at the Rubin Report, Dave is interviewing Ayaan Hirsi Ali. How does it feel to be the tabloid journalism of the YooToobz, TYT?

  • Reply Shaar roambeans October 29, 2015 at 12:51 am

    Brett is funny. Seriously. KEEP!

  • Reply romanmir01 October 29, 2015 at 1:42 am

    There shouldn't be ANY MONEY STOLEN BY GOVERNMENT going to ANY PROGRAMS AT ALL WHATSOEVER. All welfare programs, including PP and whatnot should be stopped because money, which means individual people's lives shouldn't be stolen by the collective to be redistributed for free for anything, including yeast infections.

  • Reply Teapartyla October 29, 2015 at 1:54 am

    When the yeast infection spreads to the brain, you have liberalism

  • Reply sausagemcbean October 29, 2015 at 2:40 am

    Is Brett an intelligent and informed version of Jimmy Dore?

  • Reply BeginPanicAttack October 29, 2015 at 2:58 am

    pro life isnt pro life its anti vagina

  • Reply Read My Lips - News & Politics October 29, 2015 at 3:01 am

    fuckin awesome!!

  • Reply mikedaflexta October 29, 2015 at 3:54 am

    those who give the most, get the yeast infection

  • Reply sprybug October 29, 2015 at 4:22 am

    Anybody who thumbs down a TYT video without context should get a life. Cause when you do that, on issues like this, it makes you look like a total dumbshit, or a pro-life extremist, and I doubt that many can use the Internet.

  • Reply sprybug October 29, 2015 at 4:24 am

    I'll never understand why people are so against PP. I mean, Jeb Bush BRAGS about how he defunded it in Florida. Yeah, that's something to be fucking proud of. Well, if you want a yeast infection, that's the place to go it seems.

  • Reply rdiznfriends October 29, 2015 at 4:25 am

    straight from reddit again

  • Reply StonedHuntress October 29, 2015 at 4:29 am

    Can you say 'Hail Mary'?

  • Reply What Grandma Thinks about it October 29, 2015 at 4:55 am

    What about the dead babies who are being sold for their body parts you idiots !!

  • Reply I'm not a lizard October 29, 2015 at 6:30 am

    they should make a costume of yeast infection. that would be epic.

  • Reply Varun Dewan October 29, 2015 at 6:58 am

    conservative idiots.. how do u even logic with these people that just "believe" in things?!

  • Reply emma duncan October 29, 2015 at 12:08 pm

    I'm fairly sure that not only did the kid not know what a yeast infection is, I'm thinking neither did mom…

  • Reply DanielTheSexiest October 29, 2015 at 1:45 pm

    I'm so tired of hearing these economic illiterates saying that "federal money" (i.e. taxpayer money) does not go to abortions. Money is fungible, you idiot. Anyone who doesn't recognize this basic fact has no business lecturing anyone on economic issues.

  • Reply squishybird October 29, 2015 at 3:10 pm

    Omg! We have the same pencil! OMG!

  • Reply Bob Morris October 29, 2015 at 4:21 pm

    I love Hannah

  • Reply Johnny 5 October 29, 2015 at 4:54 pm

    NO HOPE!

  • Reply Antonio Lombardi October 29, 2015 at 5:20 pm

    Yeast in thee middle east.

  • Reply Eliza Miller October 29, 2015 at 5:38 pm

    I love this chick.

  • Reply Jose Figueroa October 29, 2015 at 7:09 pm

    They don't like abortion and contraceptives for the same reason. They don't think anyone should be having sex if they aren't planning on having a child. They think that that's the only reason people should be having sex. If they are having sex but not wanting a child then they are bad people.

  • Reply coltsrule5150 October 29, 2015 at 7:57 pm

    As far as abortion goes, we've settled this argument in the 70s, logically.
    The supreme court ruled that until a fetus can survive on its own outside of its mothers womb, albeit on life support. It is NOT an individual life form, and does NOT deserve individual rights. And it certainly does not deserve rights that supersedes its mothers rights.
    Until you can come up with a logical argument to combat this, you're just whining.

  • Reply Mona Al October 29, 2015 at 8:37 pm

    we need abortion .. american you guys are dump !!

  • Reply Strayed Wayfarer October 29, 2015 at 9:46 pm

    Curing yeast infection is murder! Who knows what those yeast cultures might develop into given enough time. They might invent the wheel at some point. (That makes just as much sense as the typical anti-choice argument).

  • Reply Terrorball October 29, 2015 at 10:06 pm

    Number of the yeast.

  • Reply EveryoneWhoWatchesAnimeIsAWeeabooSoLetsAllCombineOurForcesTogetherToBeTheWeeabooCirclejerkNation October 29, 2015 at 10:15 pm

    Mary Numair kinda resembles Marilyn Monroe…

  • Reply Matthew Cupelli October 30, 2015 at 2:23 am

    My dream job is the person who comes up with the puns on the back

  • Reply Ritzy Ritz October 30, 2015 at 3:39 am

    Protestors like that make me think abortion should be retroactive in certain cases.

  • Reply daymeeeee October 30, 2015 at 4:03 am

    we need a show like "Kids Say the Darndest Things" again. as a 31 year old male, I had no idea what a yeast infection meant until maybe 12 (and even then only very vaguely). if you had asked me what it meant before then, I'd probably have said that someone was making bread and burned it, and hurt their hand getting it out of the oven and got an infection from the burn. because that's how little kids think. they aren't going to hear the words, understand immediately that it involves vaginas and then become sexual deviants.

  • Reply Chunk Yogurt October 30, 2015 at 5:32 am

    I have a yeast infection

  • Reply Gee Blanco October 30, 2015 at 1:03 pm

    Her yeast infection spread down the sidewalks on both sides of the street??? Ouch!!
    If P.P. can give women relief from such horrific conditions, they have my full support.
    "YEAST INFECTION!"

  • Reply Tricky8oy1 October 31, 2015 at 3:00 am

    I really wish there were more women commenting on this vid. That would really sort out the Men from the Girls. Pun intended.

  • Reply The Man With No Feelings October 31, 2015 at 6:16 pm

    She must have had an prolonged unattended very very very bad yeast infection that she need PP to help her with her yeast infection. In fact his random woman who is sitting beside me, overheard this video, and right now is shouting at me. Something about not understanding how a 20 year old doesn't know how to treat her own infections? Something about a 20 year old not knowing something about Monistat? I don't even know what Monistat is. I had to google it to make sure I spelled it correctly…..

    <_<

    Look I am not a woman, but I do know men can get yeast infections too, which have to be medically attended to in most all cases. If PP supports men with yeast infections I support PP. Seriously google image search yeast infections for men on google. Its some scary shit and this is coming from the man with no feelings.

  • Reply somaya kalenji November 1, 2015 at 7:28 pm

    how about a topless counter protest every time there is abortion protest

  • Reply Great Canadian Guy November 1, 2015 at 9:05 pm

    Cenk may be onto something with the Will Farrell protest method.

  • Reply Ganjatom420 November 2, 2015 at 3:26 am

    that's right never address the slaughter,i mean never,strawman number 100000000

  • Reply FOXmcloud021 Original November 2, 2015 at 3:33 pm

    All these puns
    Come on people, at yeast have some respect

  • Reply Wanetta Renay November 2, 2015 at 8:33 pm

    why not show the pics of the woman's health clinics they bombed in the past and the casualty's of those actions

  • Reply steve cannon November 2, 2015 at 11:52 pm

    I don't know how to tell you guys responding below, but if you've ever had jock itch, you've had a yeast infection.  Same thing.  Some of the protestors should be home baking bread instead of protesting something when they don't know what they are talking about.

  • Reply ertuğ sönmez November 3, 2015 at 1:26 am

    Beauity and the yeast

  • Reply Allen S November 3, 2015 at 5:12 pm

    Well we do know that not adding yeast to the bread is a big part of the Old Testament, so I can see why they were upset.

  • Reply Ron Z. November 3, 2015 at 6:15 pm

    4:42 "I have a penis, I have a penis… which I do! … Which I do, right?"

    Cenk again with his unnecessary and random self-masculating shit lmao.

  • Reply Frank Christian November 5, 2015 at 7:35 pm

    We can credit her for several abortions, those children are now dead thanks to her.

  • Reply natchnieni0 November 5, 2015 at 9:06 pm

    basically, it's all the same…

    careful what you brew in your hoo-hoo!

  • Reply Gunway November 5, 2015 at 10:29 pm

    I don't understand what there is to protest about. If you don't want to have an abortion because of whatever reason, then don't have an abortion. Let those who want one have it.

  • Reply charles shipman November 6, 2015 at 4:13 pm

    No..what you do is if you want abortions you vote for a pro choice candidate, if you don't want abortions then you vote for a pro life candidate and what happens is a special kind of magic whereby the person with the most votes gets to be mayor, senator, mp or whatever and changes the law (or lobbies to at least) this is called democracy.. I know it's hard to understand because in the minds of the social justice warrior they are always right and never wrong and only their collective opinion matters… Unfortunately the problem you have is that too many people are starting to get pissed with the constant pontification and errosion of rights, when i say too many i mean too many and contrary to your opinion the military will not step in to help you when and if anything happens in whatever country you're trying to ruin.. you have made you beds and soon enough you will have to sleep in them…enjoy!

  • Reply Shana Vaid November 6, 2015 at 11:31 pm

    I'm pro-life but I support federal funding for Planned Parenthood.

  • Reply Rita Butler November 7, 2015 at 1:25 am

    you should have ended this with " this is fighting fire…

  • Reply pukedragon November 7, 2015 at 3:13 am

    I didn't care about planned parenthood, but now that i know they treat yeast infections i'm totally against it. Yeast infections are gobs will.

  • Reply Jason Luong November 8, 2015 at 2:30 am

    Federal funding also goes into dropping bombs that unintentionally kill babies. If all life is precious, then why don't the pro-lifers protest against the bombs? If a pro-lifer is genuinely pro life, they would be against all killings. There is no rationalization that some killing is justified and some is not. When they take an absolute stand on one issue such as abortion, but are willing to compromise on the killings of babies in war zones, they are being hypocrites.

    Aborted embryos and fetuses cannot survive out of the mother's womb. Therefore they are not technically babies yet. By contrast the bombs kill already born babies. I don't know how the pro-lifers not understanding this.

  • Reply Walrus Guy November 9, 2015 at 3:24 pm

    Censor me Young Turds….CENSOR ME

  • Reply Walrus Guy November 9, 2015 at 3:54 pm

    HAAAa bitch, you ran away and deleted your comment. Knew you were a skank.

    don't worry though, i know your profile and i will find it again. You will be spammed with an alternative opinion until you yield and delete your account…only then will your disinformation and pseudo-logic finally be put to rest.

  • Reply Kitsune Aitsuki November 15, 2015 at 9:38 am

    Victory for social awkwardness!!

  • Reply asseater007 November 17, 2015 at 8:48 pm

    This is my future wife

  • Reply CrogBear December 10, 2015 at 12:23 am

    "Fighting fire with persistent itchy burning" hahahaha genius

  • Reply Golgotha_Mythos69 January 8, 2016 at 11:58 am

    Hey "pro-life" christians, ever read Numbers 5:11-31? You should check it out sometime….

  • Reply Juliette Bler January 12, 2016 at 6:22 pm

    Yeast Infection No More- Free Candida Yeast Infection Presentation.
    https://plus.google.com/107006337738639142658/posts/SekBvKCrJpZ

  • Reply •Potato Fox AJ• April 10, 2016 at 9:04 pm

    I could have treated her with a injection of peniscillian and prescribed her ibupokeher 800's .

  • Reply Jack I September 15, 2016 at 8:14 pm

    Abortion does kill (unborn) children. Don't know why that is considered a controversial statement.

  • Reply Beverley Wells January 28, 2017 at 5:39 am

    These evil ,self centred pro murder feminists are dispicable

  • Reply Opus Love Productions November 21, 2017 at 4:34 am

    huh…..that worked?……fascinating.

  • Reply Samuel Robinson May 20, 2018 at 4:29 am

    How is religion still a thing in this day & age? Isn't there universal education? Religious people just dismiss critical thinking and blindly follow some pastor or some book that contradicts itself over and over. They're holding the rest of us back, abort religion I say!!

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  • Reply Milf Man May 12, 2019 at 12:16 am

    I don't think anyone was protesting curing yeast infections. Just infanticide.

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