Oh sorry. What are you doing? Clone: I’ve been on a pineapple only diet all week and I still don’t smell like a pineapple. What. Clone: I don’t want my icky vagina to smell bad like they normally do.. Clone: so I read online that I can make it smell like a pineapple! Oh my god I have to make a video about this. It’s time to talk about vaginas. Your sausage wallet, punani, cookie, clam, toybox, cunt. Cunt is my favorite. Not just my favorite word for vaginas but like my favorite word in English. It makes me really sad when I have casual vagina conversations with my friends and they don’t know basic vagina owning 101. I wonder if theres a book called that. I’m going to look it up and if so its going to be on the screen right now. Just cause… I’m buying it. God I sound so pretentious. “I know more about vaginas then like, all of my friends.” Make a gif of that. Alright, having a naturally bad smelling vagina isn’t a thing. Vaginas are awesome. They smell awesome. And they taste awesome. Some people have faint scents, some people have strong scents. Do you want to be in a video about vaginas? When I tell people I don’t wash my vagina they freak out. BUT HOW DO YOU KEEP IT CLEAN?! Hey listen, vaginas clean themselves. They are a product of millions of years of evolution and all of that was before soap was invented. There are actually lots and lots of little living things inside your vagina. Clone: AHHH! Don’t freak out! There are tons of little living things all over and inside your body on the microbiological level and they’re all working really hard to keep you healthy. So uh make their job a little easier and don’t fuck it all up. Seriously if you’re using soap or douches in your vagina you are fucking up your natural cleaning process. Seriously though clean the dirty parts of your body. Your vagina isn’t one of them. But having an unbalanced vagina is totally a thing. And if you use anything dirty in your vagina like penises, toys, fingers you really gotta stay on top of it. Now if your partners the one telling you to handle your shit downstairs tell them to go fuck a pineapple. But with that being said your vaginas a constant war between yeast and bacteria. If either of them wins, you’re going to have a problem. That’s not really how it works but I just love describing a vagina as that. IT’S A WAR ZONE. I don’t know. Vaginas are badass y’all. Yeast infections and bacterial infections can both cause bad smells. BUUUUT, so called ‘feminine freshness’ products actually cause this. They murder these tiny little organisms that keep you healthy and then make you smell bad. Let me say that again. DOUCHES AND SOAP MAKE YOU SMELL BAD. So you think you smell bad. You use a douche. You use a feminine soap. Then the smell goes away for a day and you’re like, “Oh my god I smell like roses and mangoes!” Then the next day you smell bad again so you have to buy more of their products. It’s a freakin vicious cycle. Cha-ching for them. Woof for you. If you do have a problem, the only things thats going to help is going to a doctor. And figuring out what it is. Not using a douche. I asked you guys– I asked you guys on twitter and tumblr what you think vagina smells like y’all are ridiculous. I love it, If your vagina smells like urine or sweat, get a bidet. I got one on amazon for like $35. Quickly installed it on my toilet. It’s awesome. Clean your vuvla with water. That’s literal– that’s seriously all you need. Vaginas are very temperamental and keeping the balance is something that women learn over time through trial and error. Do you wash your vagina? Leave it in the comments below. That’s the weirdest comment request I’ve ever given. Your vagina should have a slightly acidic pH and you can test it. There are vagina tests where you can test your pH balance of your vagina. Have I said vagina enough in this video? Why don’t you guys count for me and tell me how many times I’ve said the word vagina. Yes! Eating healthier makes your whole body healthier! And therefore your vagina healthier! Therefore making you smell and taste “better” I guess? But I guess if the only thing to get you to eat your fruits and veggies is scaring you into thinking your vaginas going to taste like fish… I don’t know… that’s fucking ridiculous… I watched Laci Green’s video on vagina hacks which was pretty interesting if you guys wanna check that out. Also if you don’t know who Laci Green is… the fuck is wrong with you? Watch her videos, they’re awesome and educational. Here’s shameless self promotion plug time. I have a patreon account! If you would like to support me there is lots of cool little things that you could get in return for supporting me. Yayyyyyy, I love you. *talking about shirts no longer available* Number three I have a second channel! YouTube.com/stevieandsarah And that’s where I vlog other vloggy stuff with my girlfriend. Alright, I’ll see you guys next week, bye! Oh vagina, you’re the one. You make life, so much fun. What am I doing?