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When Your Dad’s D**k Goes Viral – Awkwafina is Nora from Queens

March 7, 2020


(Nora sighs)
We have so many good ideas. We just haven’t found
the one yet! I gotta get outta here. (grunts)
I haven’t seen any daylight. I took a poop
in the corner. Eww, why? (groans) No, wait, incubation
takes time, okay? We’ll get there.
We just need to keep going. (phone chimes) Your dad followed me
on Instagram. Holy shit! What? Look. So? (screaming, gagging) Uncle Penis! Uncle Penis! Uncle Penis! It’s a dad penis! (both stammering, gasping) Why would you
show it to me?! He must’ve accidentally
posted it and just didn’t
see the mirror behind him. (gasps) It has like 200 likes which proportionately
doesn’t make sense because he has 17 followers. We need to delete
that thing. He– he’s gonna
become a meme. Even if he deletes it
off his personal account, other people have
screenshotted it. No, no, no, we need
to get the original off. We need to get
the screenshots off,
any duplicates. We need to scrub the Internet
of that picture. That needs to go.
Ahh! That needs to go. You are an idiot
but also a goddamn genius. Mwah!
Okay, I gotta go. I gotta go!
Um, I gotta go. Where are you going?! To go and code “Scrubr.” It shouldn’t take long. I just have to match
a proprietary data set to an image-labeling model,
and then it’ll be deleted… (muttering) You’re leaving? Yeah. And you won’t be back
for a while? Yeah. Bye. Can I– Can I ask you
one more thing? What? Did you just feel anything? Eww, no!
Disgusting. I didn’t either.
I didn’t either! (Nora muttering) Still won’t close. Have patience
and you’ll get it. You know, I always wish I was
one of those Asian girls that could draw
Pokémon freehand and rip paper
in a straight line. I can’t even roll
a joint right. Origami is boring. And plus, maybe your talent
isn’t in your fingers. Maybe it’s somewhere else. Hm, that’s true. (Edmund panting) I’ve been coding
all night. And I finally
finished the beta. And I think this app
could be huge. Oh, wow, I’m so proud
of you, Edmund. Well, the harder part
is thinking of the app, which I did
in 3.5 seconds and counting. Oh-ho, so I’m proud
of you too, Nora. Yeah, I literally invented
an entire server, okay, so… Yeah, well, Grandma
loves me more, so I hope you’re
all right with that. Okay, just Nora, you don’t know
what’s about to happen. Okay, if this app
gets up and running, we are looking at potentially
raking in millions. We need to get my dad’s
dick off the Internet before (bleep)jerry
finds it and shit. Okay, just–
It’s fine, whatever. Can I just run my app
presentation for you guys? ‘Cause I just need to practice
before the investor meeting
tomorrow and… No. Of course! Janeane, I got of likes
from complete strangers and also
two verified likes from Olivia Jade. Who the hell’s that? But nothing from Brenda. I don’t understand why
she didn’t like my photo. Let me see it. It’s beautiful composition
and lighting. Thank you! Oh. Uh-oh. What? Holy shit!
My dick is out! Yeah. Janeane, my dick is out! What happened?! That explains
all the likes. I gotta delete it. Oh, no, I think
I just sent it my story! Oh, shit! I’ve gotta take
some more pictures to take the heat off
the first one. Okay, Wally,
you’re spiraling. Bananas.
Bananas are good, right? Wally… Bananas.
Banana boomerang. Take deep breaths. Bananas are fine! I’m gonna help you. (Wally panting) Okay, okay, good news. ArtfulBrenda
is not following you, and I deleted the pic. Yes! Thank you! Bad news is… Damon reposted it. No! Oh, shit! (Wally panting) You want a chip? You know I’m allergic
to sour cream, Janeane! I didn’t know that. I haven’t known you
for that long. (crunching)

51 Comments

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  • Reply LP Dante March 6, 2020 at 6:01 pm

    He is my spirit animal

  • Reply Brandon Wright March 6, 2020 at 6:02 pm

    She’s named after water really.

  • Reply Robert Varner March 6, 2020 at 6:03 pm

    💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Reply Wasain 13 March 6, 2020 at 6:04 pm

    Nice

  • Reply OmegaTV March 6, 2020 at 6:04 pm

    bruh…. imagine if yo dads peepee was streaming the internet…. if only i had a dollar for every like it got

  • Reply Romeo Rampage March 6, 2020 at 6:05 pm

    thumbnail looks like corona

  • Reply steven neal March 6, 2020 at 6:05 pm

    This reminds me of broad City.

  • Reply Nicholas Yu March 6, 2020 at 6:06 pm

    Bowen Yang sucks. He has absolutely zero range in any characters he plays. It's "the gay guy" character or nothing.

  • Reply - uwu March 6, 2020 at 6:06 pm

    long story short:
    I'M ANGRY ON U

  • Reply Zara Evander March 6, 2020 at 6:06 pm

    This show looks funny. I have to check it out.

  • Reply Mitch Weissman March 6, 2020 at 6:07 pm

    ……..this was F'N LAME……😒

  • Reply Keyontae March 6, 2020 at 6:13 pm

    I'm in the mood for Asian dad p*rn now

  • Reply mr fantastic 2 March 6, 2020 at 6:14 pm

    now that I know my man's in this (the dad).. i got to start watching this.. he is a helluva actor…

  • Reply Wadeo Johnson March 6, 2020 at 6:16 pm

    FN HILLERIOUS !!

  • Reply Deez Boots March 6, 2020 at 6:16 pm

    🤣 stop!!!

  • Reply Wisdom Corp March 6, 2020 at 6:17 pm

    Loved it

  • Reply Gems Lynn March 6, 2020 at 6:18 pm

    Lmfao Haha

  • Reply peasantkiller March 6, 2020 at 6:18 pm

    Wasn't she on Jumanji?

  • Reply Adam Finn March 6, 2020 at 6:19 pm

    Can't you just report nudity and it gets taken down?

  • Reply Katrina Chau March 6, 2020 at 6:20 pm

    Hilarious!!!!!!

  • Reply MrTubs911 March 6, 2020 at 6:21 pm

    This show sucks.

  • Reply Tim March 6, 2020 at 6:21 pm

    Weird… Is this like for the trans and the gender confused?

  • Reply Sublimation_ixi March 6, 2020 at 6:28 pm

    is this funny? I laugh at the simplest of things but not at this. maybe I just don't get it.

  • Reply pookiewood March 6, 2020 at 6:34 pm

    Why does she sound like Miley Cyrus on Black Mirror? 😂😂 (Ashley on BM)

  • Reply scott austin March 6, 2020 at 6:37 pm

    Very nice, how much.

  • Reply CyberCheese March 6, 2020 at 6:47 pm

    I hate it when they dont hold the camera still. The scenes in this clip are shaking constantly.
    I hate it because:
    My eyes have to constantly move to adjust
    I cant tell what the actors gestures are as much, it is a crutch for the actors.
    It tricks us to be engaged by adjusting our eyes, which makes me wonder if it is actually the content that makes us watch.

    I compare this to laugh tracks, which I think have a similar psychological effect. I hate cheap psychology tricks, just an obvious crutch to a weak show plot.

  • Reply alen tepes March 6, 2020 at 6:53 pm

    Well that wasnt funny at all

  • Reply TheSpacecraftX March 6, 2020 at 7:09 pm

    "…invented a server…"
    Stop.

  • Reply adam mac March 6, 2020 at 7:13 pm

    ".. wish I was one of those Asian girls that could draw Pokemon free-hand and rip paper in a straight line.."

    Same here.

  • Reply Burnout Bruce March 6, 2020 at 7:14 pm

    Idk man that's just wrong

  • Reply Danial Parsa March 6, 2020 at 7:18 pm

    Shyt , her dad is the Whiterose from Mr. Robot

  • Reply Joe Spazz March 6, 2020 at 7:21 pm

    So wat he wore a shirt n n blazzer no pants 😂😂😂

  • Reply Danielle Spargo March 6, 2020 at 7:42 pm

    this is the best show ever i love it!! but i don't have cable. is there a full show i can watch somewhere free online? i'll watch the ads or whatever. but i can't afford to pay for stuff i can get for free

  • Reply Phoenix Marine March 6, 2020 at 7:45 pm

    I laughed a little too hard at this. Excellent episode

  • Reply Tk1947 March 6, 2020 at 8:12 pm

    Akwafina is a pasadena asian

  • Reply Mr Smack a Bitch March 6, 2020 at 8:12 pm

    This the girl who played off jumanji

  • Reply ROB-IN-PHILLY March 6, 2020 at 8:14 pm

    I wish Asians were funny…But; it's the one thing they suck at…In that regard; they may as well be Germans, only less cruel…

  • Reply Srivatsa Kuchibhotla March 6, 2020 at 8:55 pm

    "… invented a server…"
    Me: Minecraft.

  • Reply NotAJoke1020 March 6, 2020 at 9:16 pm

    how is this funny

  • Reply you don't good . com March 6, 2020 at 10:12 pm

    KEEPLIKESAT669

  • Reply Andre Bermudez March 6, 2020 at 10:12 pm

    🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • Reply ParabellumFN March 6, 2020 at 10:59 pm

    Aquafina water lol

  • Reply CrowN King March 6, 2020 at 11:02 pm

    0:24 I played it on 2x

  • Reply Sofa King March 6, 2020 at 11:14 pm

    Awkwuafina has never smiled.

  • Reply Jason Gastrich March 6, 2020 at 11:18 pm

    lol

  • Reply Roronoa Zoro March 6, 2020 at 11:40 pm

    anyone got the photo? i need to see the pic.

  • Reply Heather McC March 6, 2020 at 11:51 pm

    Well… if your dad’s BD Wong…

  • Reply Gilmore Mccoy March 7, 2020 at 12:37 am

    This lady is really really funny 😂😂🤣🤣🤣👍🏽.

  • Reply Densil Grant March 7, 2020 at 1:01 am

    Only in America garbage shows like this are considered funny and entertainment

  • Reply Kochav Shavit March 7, 2020 at 1:26 am

    The dad was funny

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