*accurate re-creation of news show intros* Welcome back to the news, I’m Bus Jackson. Our story tonight – he’s a viral video sensation. Local high-schooler Child Kidboy has started an epic viral trend that is breaking the internet by storm. It’s called “Drinking Water”, and Millennials everywhere are doing it and doing it and doing it well. Kidboy uploaded this video of him drinking water to https://www.youtube.com And overnight, the video got dozens and dozens of hits. We sat down with Kidboy to talk about his newfound stardom. So, Child, where did this crazy idea to drink water come from? I don’t know, I was just thirsty. Thirsty for attention no doubt. *Frog croak* And how did your classmates react when they saw your video blowing up? I mean nobody really did anything, the video only has like 200 views Okay And how did you react child when you woke up and saw that your video had gained all those hits? A-Am I saying that right? Hits? Views. Pokes? Views. Sma- is its smacks? Just views. So… What’s next for Child Kidboy? I don’t know, I got Driver’s Ed. after school. Hey I got you a surfboard, you want to be on my show?