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when news programs try to talk about viral videos

December 21, 2019


*accurate re-creation of news show intros* Welcome back to the news, I’m Bus Jackson. Our story tonight – he’s a viral video sensation. Local high-schooler Child Kidboy has started an epic viral trend that is breaking the internet by storm. It’s called “Drinking Water”, and Millennials everywhere are doing it and doing it and doing it well. Kidboy uploaded this video of him drinking water to https://www.youtube.com And overnight, the video got dozens and dozens of hits. We sat down with Kidboy to talk about his newfound stardom. So, Child, where did this crazy idea to drink water come from? I don’t know, I was just thirsty. Thirsty for attention no doubt. *Frog croak* And how did your classmates react when they saw your video blowing up? I mean nobody really did anything, the video only has like 200 views Okay And how did you react child when you woke up and saw that your video had gained all those hits? A-Am I saying that right? Hits? Views. Pokes? Views. Sma- is its smacks? Just views. So… What’s next for Child Kidboy? I don’t know, I got Driver’s Ed. after school. Hey I got you a surfboard, you want to be on my show?

100 Comments

  • Reply Gus Johnson October 3, 2018 at 6:41 pm

    wow i can't wait for this video to go super viral
    if you didn't know my tweets are already going super viral though @Gusbuckets

  • Reply Sludgehammerz August 31, 2019 at 4:32 pm

    Painfully accurate

  • Reply Digital Cyclone August 31, 2019 at 6:04 pm

    that accent you talk in is priceless

  • Reply Inland Islander September 1, 2019 at 2:07 pm

    Can we take a second to appreciate "Breaking the internet by storm"?

  • Reply S. H. September 1, 2019 at 11:22 pm

    0:48 no doubt ribbit

  • Reply Hollywood September 2, 2019 at 12:07 am

    SURFBOARDDDDDDDDDDD

  • Reply Danny Deko September 2, 2019 at 5:28 am

    0:47
    Guys write that down it’s obviously alien language that we can use at Area 51

  • Reply melon September 2, 2019 at 7:01 am

    Guys kind of looks like ellen

  • Reply Wikara Gunawan September 3, 2019 at 11:05 pm

    pure waah

  • Reply Vincent Trutschler September 3, 2019 at 11:40 pm

    What's the the outtro tune I need to know please

  • Reply Stuck In Silver CS September 4, 2019 at 1:01 am

    0:48 frog

  • Reply Cxde September 4, 2019 at 11:35 pm

    That Ellen at the end had me dying

  • Reply Kayoz Kun September 6, 2019 at 9:30 pm

    ''By stoooorm'' so accurate

  • Reply Peachy Peachworth September 7, 2019 at 6:14 am

    Your mouth sounds fascinate me

  • Reply Maiahi September 7, 2019 at 9:40 pm

    One of my favourites

  • Reply JIM CORNETTE SHOOTS September 14, 2019 at 7:29 am

    i like this its fun to watch …big like and we are now friends…

  • Reply BOB MAN September 17, 2019 at 4:44 pm

    I didn't catch it the first time but im on a bing of your videos and i just caught the "doin it doin it doin it well" joke. Very slick

  • Reply Zander Ahearn September 18, 2019 at 9:43 pm

    0:48 WTF

    EDIT: im late to this lmao

  • Reply Can’t find an Original name September 21, 2019 at 6:58 pm

    If you look up child kidboy the first result is Ellen lmao

  • Reply Benerd September 22, 2019 at 4:16 am

    Funny how this just happened with the area 51 raid news bomb.

  • Reply Kirious September 22, 2019 at 8:21 am

    every news source talking about the naruto runner at Area 51

  • Reply Sugimation September 22, 2019 at 9:28 am

    There is nothing you can’t make funny. Love it.

  • Reply comdey Shorts September 22, 2019 at 11:29 am

    My life has changed and you can also get $4365 try this and you won't regret it
    tlcpplcom.icu?/vWfYEn

  • Reply Xsaint September 23, 2019 at 1:39 pm

    why does the news reporter look just like the Child Kidboy? or it's just my eyes

  • Reply Nicky Drinks Water September 26, 2019 at 12:59 am

    This is crazy

  • Reply Sir Turd September 26, 2019 at 3:39 am

    How do they never know how YouTube works?

  • Reply Rob September 26, 2019 at 3:46 am

    I love when he even slides out of frame a bit to let picture be shown on screen.

  • Reply K H September 28, 2019 at 7:11 pm

    Im drinking water and then this is in my recommended

  • Reply Doof Enshmurts October 1, 2019 at 4:42 am

    So this is really why bus sent his kid to Australia.

  • Reply Yippy Skippy October 1, 2019 at 6:26 pm

    OMG Gus got Ellen for one of his videos ???

  • Reply nils umulis October 4, 2019 at 7:52 pm

    Child Kidboy stole my very first video and got popular because of it. What an unfair world we live in

  • Reply Mitt Romney October 7, 2019 at 5:35 pm

    Drinking .. .. .. . . Tap .. .. .. .. .. . Water.. . . .. . .. . . ?

  • Reply Zimmit's FunHouse Adventure October 10, 2019 at 5:47 am

    Http://Www.youtube.co-

    Wait what was the rest of it???

  • Reply Zimmit's FunHouse Adventure October 10, 2019 at 5:55 am

    D O Z E N S

  • Reply Zimmit's FunHouse Adventure October 10, 2019 at 5:59 am

    Every News Person's to do list: Insert cheesy reference from one's teenage years into commentary that may or may not be recognized by viewing audience.

    "He's doing it, doing it… … … doing it well…"

    (Internal monologue) "HaHA HA! Beat that, Action News at Five!"

    CHECK. ✔

  • Reply vittusaatana October 10, 2019 at 1:50 pm

    You reminded me to drink water, so thanks

  • Reply Zimmit's FunHouse Adventure October 11, 2019 at 3:15 am

    His video got 200,000 smacks everyone! What a hot topic!

  • Reply Lydia Jordan October 11, 2019 at 5:32 pm

    Bus jackson

  • Reply Vamcani October 11, 2019 at 6:57 pm

    I loved you in Wolf of wallstreet

  • Reply LavaLine October 11, 2019 at 11:27 pm

    Kidboy is my favorite youtuber.

  • Reply Christian Joseph October 12, 2019 at 1:54 pm

    The most accurate part is when he said “taking the internet by storm”

  • Reply DJRT October 12, 2019 at 7:41 pm

    Never forget the REAL Damn Daniel video creator got a surfboard while the dude who just wore the shoes got a lifetime supply of them. That’s how supervillains are created.

  • Reply Emma Cave October 12, 2019 at 8:55 pm

    0:49 turns into a reptile

  • Reply GloopGloopGlorp October 13, 2019 at 2:53 pm

    The perfect viral challenge for r/hydrohomies

  • Reply Meghan Bean October 14, 2019 at 10:23 pm

    you've been promoted from my youtube idol to my idol.

  • Reply Louie LoPresto October 17, 2019 at 3:05 am

    0:49 when the humans find out about your true lizard form.

  • Reply Ohmz27 October 23, 2019 at 6:38 pm

    Actually almost choked to death at 0:45 wtf ??

  • Reply JamisonMac013 October 24, 2019 at 1:15 am

    “Hey I got a surfboard wanna be on my show” -Ellen

  • Reply Carter117 Gaming November 4, 2019 at 2:42 pm

    Thirsty for attention no doubt

  • Reply Ivan Gajduko November 5, 2019 at 12:58 am

    How's your son
    Have you been to the zoo lately

  • Reply ジジ November 5, 2019 at 4:35 am

    0:49

  • Reply Makai Merten November 5, 2019 at 6:38 am

    Doin yer mom doin doin yer mom

  • Reply Doctor What November 5, 2019 at 8:06 pm

    I love Child Kidboy

  • Reply Beelzemo Babbity November 5, 2019 at 10:30 pm

    They always say "viral" but ive never seen it ever.

  • Reply Rondax Studios November 6, 2019 at 2:12 pm

    0:47
    "Thirsty for attention, no doubt-hrtrhrtrheheyshxshjxdchndcyer"

  • Reply ThePieGuyIsI November 6, 2019 at 4:01 pm

    When he read the entire URL verbatim I cried a little.

  • Reply ROFL TURKEY November 6, 2019 at 5:56 pm

    0:48 incoming proof that Bus Jackson is a reptilian in disguise!

  • Reply Keenan Seable November 7, 2019 at 1:52 am

    Ok boomer.

  • Reply Daniel Drinks Dihydrogenmonoxide November 7, 2019 at 1:45 pm

    Unbelievable, the water drinking community on youtube has been producing content for years now, and child kidboy gets all the attention? Typical.

  • Reply Tay-K Daily Updates November 7, 2019 at 4:41 pm

    It's not really a big deal, I was just thirsty.

  • Reply Campbell Wood November 9, 2019 at 2:22 pm

    ok boomer

  • Reply TonytheCapeGuy November 9, 2019 at 4:00 pm

    This vid sure got a lot of smacks.

  • Reply Basil Priest 疫ゾ引 November 9, 2019 at 10:37 pm

    I love how he said "hits" instead of "views" so accurate

  • Reply Greater Danemark November 10, 2019 at 2:14 am

    *VIRAL*

  • Reply eenin November 11, 2019 at 7:55 am

    I love the Wii Sports music at the beginning?

  • Reply Andrew Kussmaul November 11, 2019 at 7:58 am

    ya'll not going to believe me, but right as he said "it's called drinking water" I was mid sip on some water… from the exact same glass

  • Reply Mason Gates November 11, 2019 at 8:39 am

    we have the same cups

  • Reply feliox November 12, 2019 at 1:09 am

    that sound at 0:48 made me so inconfortable that I just shit myself

  • Reply UncleHooston November 12, 2019 at 1:33 pm

    holy shit the facial expressions were on point

  • Reply Ameer Salim November 12, 2019 at 9:52 pm

    Ok boomer.

  • Reply Carralié Alice Whitewood November 12, 2019 at 10:08 pm

    He got the word emphasis on point

  • Reply Wasssup360 November 14, 2019 at 1:50 am

    Hits

  • Reply Tec-9 holder November 14, 2019 at 3:41 am

    When boomers meet zoomers

  • Reply Dexter November 14, 2019 at 3:25 pm

    Gosh, I hate when people refer to views as "hits".

  • Reply The1TheyCall Foo November 14, 2019 at 9:45 pm

    He quoted an LL Cool Jay song, " doing it and doing it and doing it well. "

  • Reply roqxwalker November 16, 2019 at 4:46 am

    That croak made me spit on my keyboard lmao

  • Reply GoldenPantaloons November 16, 2019 at 5:44 am

    ok boomer

  • Reply King Sutter November 17, 2019 at 11:02 pm

    I was not ready for 0:47

  • Reply Andy Bradley November 21, 2019 at 9:43 pm

    0:49

  • Reply Abatteries November 22, 2019 at 7:23 pm

    My uncle is a news anchor and he didn’t understand the joke

  • Reply Gianluca Tartaro November 23, 2019 at 5:03 pm

    Omg the Wii sports theme as the news intro, dude you’re too funny XD

  • Reply שי גולוס November 23, 2019 at 8:46 pm

    The Ellen impression was spot on

  • Reply Tijhe vella-verney November 26, 2019 at 10:13 am

    Wow how did you get Ellen on this???

  • Reply jak pavia November 27, 2019 at 3:34 am

    “am i saying that right? hits?”
    sounds like dennis

  • Reply StreamyBinge December 4, 2019 at 9:33 pm

    Bus you're my haro

  • Reply kevtarzan December 7, 2019 at 3:46 am

    0:47 when i meet a new girl

  • Reply Jelle Hesselink December 8, 2019 at 7:28 pm

    Holy shit was that Ellen?

  • Reply Uncle Larry December 11, 2019 at 5:12 pm

    Hits?
    Views
    Pokes?
    Views
    Smaaaacks?

  • Reply r i c e b e r r y ! December 12, 2019 at 6:29 pm

    LMFAO HOW DID HE EVEN MAKE THE SOUND AT 0:49

  • Reply Vanz :O December 14, 2019 at 3:08 am

    I have a feeling that this video is gonna get viral

  • Reply one string guitarist December 14, 2019 at 12:25 pm

    O N L Y 200 V I E W S

    mAkEs SeNsE…

  • Reply andresgv10 December 15, 2019 at 3:37 am

    Gus, my dude, what the fuck was that sound @ 0:48?

    Were you trying to speak Klingon or something like that.

    Holy shit, lmao.

  • Reply Sweetroll Bandit December 15, 2019 at 6:42 am

    I just realized I was actually drinking water while watching this. What kind of tom fuckery is this Gus?

  • Reply GreenCatTV December 15, 2019 at 4:02 pm

    lol it swag

  • Reply Furious DogeYT December 16, 2019 at 9:49 pm

    This is true

  • Reply Ruben Honeybadger December 17, 2019 at 9:27 pm

    So this is what Bus Jackson does instead of visiting Jackson Jackson

  • Reply Julius Hopen December 18, 2019 at 12:19 am

    Child Kidboy is my hero

  • Reply RQ Taney December 19, 2019 at 6:08 pm

    Hahah it always bugged me when they said “hits”

  • Reply sarah December 20, 2019 at 7:45 pm

    one of my favourites from gus

  • Reply Noah Oseki December 21, 2019 at 8:23 am

    Kidboy

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