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When Couples Get Too Comfortable With Each Other

August 25, 2019


(intro techno music) – Hello – Here we go! What’s up? – How’s it going?
– How are you? Long time no see. – Yeah, I know. How’s it going? – Good. – Ooh. (stomach rumbles) – Are you okay babe? – I feel like my stomach’s a little off. – You gassy? – Yeah, I feel like I gotta a lot of gas. – Oh. – Maybe you just need to fart. – What?
– Maybe. (man farts) – Okay, well, let it out. – Yeah, it feels good. – You guys are comfortable
with each other. – We’ve been dating so
long now, it’s like, we don’t have any boundaries. – Yeah, we just look at each
other like real human beings. (sniffing noise) – Oh babe, I think your pits
might be a little stinky. – I didn’t put on deodorant. – Yep, little stinky. (girl laughs) Am I little stinky? – You can’t. – [Blonde Girl Voiceover] Wow,
yeah, no that is comfortable. – Isn’t that nice? – Yeah, sure
– Mhmm. Yeah. Ewww. – You can never really get the
back pimples good yourself. – This one’s angry. – Ouch! – Got him.
– Nice job. – Teamwork
– Teamwork – You can’t just do that
in front of other people. – Dak, Dak, Dak, we’re just human beings. (heartfelt music)
– Human beings that get yeast infections. – [Male Voiceover] Human
beings who have sex even though one of us
might be on our period. – Yeah, we know it’s you. – Human beings who have a
weird thing on their balls, and they don’t know what that
is, so they talk about it. – Human beings that enjoy a
delicious plate of placenta. – [Blonde Girl Voiceover]
Wait, who’s baby? – Human beings that are sore from fucking. Like, my dick hurts. – My ya ya hurts. – Wow.
– Why are we letting them still list all this stuff? – And sometimes it happens
cuz you can’t get off, even though we’re trying really hard. – Which makes for raw genitals. – Okay! Whatever. Sorry I even brought, what are you doing? – Phew, it’s change time. – I pooped. (techno thump) – Hi, it’s Zac from College
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100 Comments

  • Reply Denis Franchuk September 25, 2016 at 3:46 am

    WTF ARE U DOING LOL WE DONT WANNA SEE THIS XD

  • Reply Whofan06 September 25, 2016 at 4:43 am

    "Whose baby—?" XD

  • Reply Katniss the Cat September 27, 2016 at 5:08 am

    that was like all my fetishes in there

  • Reply Lar A September 27, 2016 at 8:28 pm

    How can there be a 'too comfortable'?

  • Reply Kaka Carrot Cake September 30, 2016 at 1:18 am

    anyone notice siobhan's ass in the beginning?

  • Reply Phero October 1, 2016 at 8:07 pm

    I remember going to shower with my then girlfriend, I notice she has a piece of shit stuck to her inner thigh.. we joke about it but I never stopped wondering how it got there.

  • Reply Shadow October 3, 2016 at 6:31 pm

    god i hope this never happens to me

  • Reply [email protected] October 5, 2016 at 8:48 pm

    I like popping pimples.

  • Reply Armani Rivera October 20, 2016 at 9:28 am

    my mistake for eating breakfast while watching…

  • Reply spinemelter2000 October 23, 2016 at 8:08 pm

    This couple is the non-divorcing version of Colleen and Josh.

  • Reply Sydni October 26, 2016 at 3:21 pm

    "My yaya HURTS" 💀💀

  • Reply Recurrence November 6, 2016 at 2:51 am

    "yeah we know it's you"

  • Reply Tiamber Mitchell November 24, 2016 at 4:02 pm

    literally me and and my boyfriend…

  • Reply Yahir Flores November 28, 2016 at 3:08 am

    I pooped

  • Reply AOTA Vids December 22, 2016 at 5:59 pm

    Wtf was this sketch? Lol

  • Reply Karolína January 7, 2017 at 3:59 pm

    This is how me and my boyfriend behave sometimes, but at least not in front of other people.. But my school is full of ppl who are so close to having sex in the doorways that others wished they were blind..

  • Reply miss mex January 13, 2017 at 2:07 pm

    The couple look like brother and sister…

  • Reply Ahad February 18, 2017 at 2:29 pm

    Do people even make Zack memes

  • Reply Mad Marc February 20, 2017 at 5:16 am

    that was disturbingly hilarious!

  • Reply NewhamMatt February 23, 2017 at 10:16 pm

    "Why are still letting them list all this stuff?"

    A lot of CollegeHumor sketches have that one line that in real life would just be a little awkward, but in this context is hilarious.  And there it is.

    (My personal favourite is "I can feel the evil coming from within this box" from the Wolfenstein Hardly Working episode.)

  • Reply Joseph Gibson February 28, 2017 at 3:02 pm

    As a 13 yr old with loser friends I can relate

  • Reply MikaFilms March 2, 2017 at 2:43 am

    This is surprisingly adorable. It's honestly really nice to see two people who are comfortable enough even when they are being genuinely gross. That's some pretty good trust right there and I love it.

  • Reply sly died March 9, 2017 at 12:40 am

    that guy with the beard looks like tom felton a little bit i'm shook

  • Reply Chris Bennett March 15, 2017 at 6:27 pm

    Since I'm going to die alone,
    I want to say how happy I am to see this couple,
    especially
    on Valentine's day.
    and……

  • Reply Dana Blaze April 6, 2017 at 2:17 pm

    zach is so adorable

  • Reply Golden Films April 16, 2017 at 11:45 pm

    Zach maks the best conent i think

  • Reply Stranded73 April 28, 2017 at 1:25 am

    😁😂😅😄

  • Reply Elizabeth Longail May 2, 2017 at 2:50 am

    I pooped

  • Reply Damn Dude June 8, 2017 at 12:47 pm

    Relatable fucking RELATABLE

  • Reply bam pm June 11, 2017 at 9:50 pm

    I felt violated by that ending line

  • Reply Eddie Hjalmarsson June 21, 2017 at 5:48 pm

    he looks like the dollar store version of Ryan Gosling.

  • Reply Alexandria Nikol June 24, 2017 at 6:02 am

    Looking at the thumbnail, I was like… Ryan Gosling's face looks kinda weird 😂

  • Reply Tshielo Kobe June 25, 2017 at 3:25 pm

    "My yaya hurts" 😂😂😂😂

  • Reply SRC 01020205 July 5, 2017 at 6:05 pm

    Did you know an armpit fetish actually exists? I'm not lying look it up.

  • Reply Ghostie July 10, 2017 at 2:42 pm

    I've def smelled my girls pits for her in public before..

  • Reply Siri July 13, 2017 at 8:14 am

    I only clicked cause the background looks like gmm's setup

  • Reply Jeremiah Turner July 29, 2017 at 2:39 pm

    Dat ass

  • Reply Christopher Ramsey August 12, 2017 at 2:34 pm

    College Humor before everyone was gay…

  • Reply BreadCancer August 21, 2017 at 3:21 pm

    The person who wrote these subtitles wrote them completely wrong

  • Reply Rebekah Thomas August 23, 2017 at 12:37 am

    "I pooped." 😂😂😂

  • Reply AriJeru September 8, 2017 at 9:34 pm

    ew ew ew. God, I never get why some couples get super comfortable being disgusting. I get it if you're helping someone if they're sick or incapacitated in some way, but WHY does ANYONE need to poop with the door open unless there's some serious medical reason or you're trying to potty train your toddler? Ya nasty.

  • Reply Monica Carrillo September 9, 2017 at 4:13 am

    Ugliest nipples I ever seen

  • Reply Pete Zuhut September 10, 2017 at 3:07 pm

    lol turn zac into a ME-ME

  • Reply Stefan Pieper October 7, 2017 at 12:31 am

    What is the name of the actors? Don't mean the regulars. Have we ever seen them before?

  • Reply Adam Rasmussen October 7, 2017 at 6:17 am

    That sound of the pimple popping. I can only hope for a girl that would enjoy getting the back ones.

  • Reply Summer Nelson October 8, 2017 at 4:35 am

    Hahaha "I pooped". Sadly, with the exception of the diaper thing, my man and I are exactly like that. Only when we're alone though!!!

  • Reply Captain Platapi October 16, 2017 at 5:34 am

    No one's gonna talk about the guy's weird ass nipples?

  • Reply It's Ritu October 26, 2017 at 7:55 pm

    Uhhhhhhh ewwwwwwwwqq

  • Reply i tried November 22, 2017 at 11:40 pm

    holy shit this got weird fast

  • Reply Big Papi Chulo December 21, 2017 at 2:08 am

    WTF I'm so confunded

  • Reply Cyanide Pie December 22, 2017 at 4:06 am

    These shoes so fresh, they will make you rethink your priorities in life

  • Reply Last First December 23, 2017 at 5:31 pm

    Human Beans.

  • Reply Allon Vorlete December 31, 2017 at 11:22 am

    Wow, that actually described a lot of my relationship..
    everything excluding the diapers and period sex, actually.. it's just not around other people. I thought we were weird.

  • Reply Redbeardian December 31, 2017 at 3:26 pm

    My GF first day I knew her was comfy farting and burping around me. Day 2 she lit her fart on fire (blue angel?). Needless to say she is the love of my life.

  • Reply A wild Sisco appears January 1, 2018 at 1:32 am

    A female friend of mine pops my back pimples in front of everyone
    It's not weird
    It's just really satisfying to see

  • Reply zuba duba January 1, 2018 at 1:53 pm

    well i pooped too

  • Reply SwagMonster69 January 2, 2018 at 5:07 pm

    wtf…

  • Reply Teressa Wynne-Rose January 4, 2018 at 5:18 am

    Y A Y A

  • Reply banana milk January 6, 2018 at 3:40 am

    I hate this because I’ve been there and it’s funny but so not cool.

  • Reply VIKRAM SINGH January 10, 2018 at 11:16 am

    Sorry to mention …. but your theme tune is very annoying:..btw rest is great 👍

  • Reply Juice Goose January 14, 2018 at 7:01 pm

    ew crusty

  • Reply arikalamari January 16, 2018 at 11:03 pm

    human beans

  • Reply e z January 22, 2018 at 2:17 am

    Are Siobhan and A
    Zac dating?

  • Reply Kaze Chan January 27, 2018 at 12:06 am

    I think being super comfortable is realistic. Sometime I wish to have romantic relationship, keep the mood goods, or still have the fireworks when you see your partner. But in daily life, as human being, we can't be fake.

  • Reply Joku Sekou February 11, 2018 at 6:06 pm

    Her jaw line needs the truth and by the rest truth I mean

  • Reply Dale Maher Woodlock February 13, 2018 at 7:38 pm

    Relationship goals.

  • Reply raydaveed February 14, 2018 at 10:58 pm

    Human beings

  • Reply MrProspec February 22, 2018 at 4:32 am

    The end was insane

  • Reply Spürdo-Benis Brigade February 26, 2018 at 3:47 am

    I've never seen people like these. I never want to see people like these

  • Reply Sach Tiotto-Smith March 18, 2018 at 8:41 pm

    I hate that this is me and my boyfriend

  • Reply tawfic Noor March 28, 2018 at 8:31 am

    Is it just me or did that guy look like Ryan gosling with a fake nose attached XD

  • Reply Molly Rose May 2, 2018 at 5:56 pm

    Wait whose baby—

  • Reply GuuldenWuulf May 7, 2018 at 12:20 am

    music intensifies I pooped.

  • Reply Amber Kenni Networks May 26, 2018 at 9:55 pm

    Lmao 🤣

  • Reply achanwahn June 2, 2018 at 1:47 am

    Lol. That matter-of-fact "I pooped."

    That got me xD

  • Reply Grandpa June 13, 2018 at 4:31 am

    What is wrong with that man’s nipples

  • Reply Jaylee Richards June 14, 2018 at 4:09 am

    His eyes are different colors

  • Reply Anyha C Brigette June 25, 2018 at 11:12 pm

    Is it me, or does the set look like a remake to orange is the new black's farewell dinner party for piper, s1 ep1.🤔

  • Reply Laura Thomas June 26, 2018 at 4:17 pm

    When I was in high school all my friends were paired up and they were all like this all the time

  • Reply Quick Dimwit July 6, 2018 at 9:24 pm

    People that eat placenta are cannibals. Stupid, stupid, cannibals.

  • Reply TheGatecrasher53 July 9, 2018 at 1:23 pm

    Lmao, no one wants to take credit for this one

  • Reply iam jp July 9, 2018 at 11:04 pm

    SOOOOO RELATABLE……..

  • Reply Alex B July 10, 2018 at 3:26 am

    "I pooped"

  • Reply Ehhghghgg July 11, 2018 at 7:58 am

    I want a relationship like this

  • Reply sophie papp July 13, 2018 at 2:06 am

    is this buzzfeed shade

  • Reply Grey Crimson July 18, 2018 at 4:55 pm

    Seems nice

  • Reply Rhodri James July 23, 2018 at 4:02 pm

    Is it me or he looking like Harry Kane

  • Reply Paragjyoti Deka August 8, 2018 at 7:09 pm

    human beans

  • Reply Minty Madeline August 14, 2018 at 7:30 pm

    EEWWWWWWWWWW

  • Reply Kamukix August 18, 2018 at 3:38 pm

    LMFAO she ATTACKED that armpit for a sniff! That was hilarious

  • Reply Antony sansnom August 20, 2018 at 10:23 pm

    Is this young Pete townsend ?

  • Reply s_lx September 10, 2018 at 10:13 pm

    “I pooped”
    Me: 😳🤭😂

  • Reply Jen Mishelin October 21, 2018 at 1:19 pm

    We're like that… but not in front of other people, we cover for eachother in those situations

  • Reply banana roti November 24, 2018 at 12:53 am

    lol i stan zac oyama

  • Reply Weebs McGee February 26, 2019 at 3:34 am

    Fucking…PDA’ers, messing up my day.

  • Reply li marie April 18, 2019 at 2:43 pm

    buzzfeed

  • Reply Thomas Pastor April 26, 2019 at 1:55 am

    "Wait, whose baby-"

  • Reply spaug May 11, 2019 at 11:24 am

    my ya ya hurts

  • Reply TotalRevengeance June 27, 2019 at 12:51 pm

    I have a friend like this… except she’s not in a relationship. She just has a habit of telling me everything. She recently told me (by text, don’t worry) that she had head lice… thanks

  • Reply Abigael Roy July 20, 2019 at 9:38 pm

    this was goddamn hilarious 🤣

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