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Vagina Mysteries Solved

August 15, 2019


Dr. Lindsey Doe: You can learn things in textbooks and classes and YouTube videos about human sexuality, but ultimately it’s going to be your body that teaches you the nuances of your sexuality. I know! My body has taught me lessons that do not come up in sex ed. — Intro Cut Scene — Memory: I’m 18 and indecisive about the guy I’m seeing. We’re having sex in the top bunk in my dorm room, and I conclude that “yep, I’m not into him” so he kindly pulls his penis out of my vagina, and we go our separate ways. A week later I’m sitting on the toilet, wiping front to back and feel two things: 1.) a squirming in my vaginal canal like a worm or something is in there and 2.) a lumpy wet foreign object wadded up between my labia. I try to scoop up the lumpy thing with toilet paper but as I pull it out the squirming worm thing is like *bllllleggggh* inside me. What is that??? The condom from the week before had come off during sex, lodged itself in my vagina, unnoticeable until that moment, and what’s worse, is that it had blocked menstrual blood from flowing. My vagina is not a rancid black hole, but that day? It felt like one. Lesson: Vaginal muscles can pull condoms off and condoms can slide off by themselves, especially if someone loses an erection. If you’re missing a condom, the vagina is a place to look. Memory: I’m having this weird time going to the bathroom where I have this huge urge to urinate and then I get there and there are only a few drops. This happens again and again until the cycle starts hurting, so I go to the clinic where the doctor explains “The Honeymoon Disease” to me. Lesson: Urinary Tract Infections (or UTIs) are usually caused by bacteria from the anus getting into the urethra. Because a lot of couples having exciting sex on their honeymoons will change positions and slosh fluids around, they easily move germs from the backside forward and contract UTIs, thus the fitting nickname. Go to the bathroom after sex, and if anything touches the anus, do not put it in the vagina or near the urethra until it has been washed. Memory: I was eating black olives and watching TV when a sharp nasty pain in my lower abdomen started and I ended up writhing on the floor. I checked into the emergency room, certain my appendix had burst, but after a pelvic exam, x-rays and hours of waiting, what they found was an ovarian cyst. Lesson: Cysts are pockets of fluids that can grow anywhere on the body. They’re usually harmless and go away on their own, but sometimes they become infected and grow dangerously large. Medical providers are trained to know what’s going on with our bodies, and so my recommendation is to check in if you’re concerned. But, knowing that there’s an alternative explanation can be really helpful. I now know that just before my period, I will sometimes be really sore here or here, and if it wears off, even just a little, it’s probably an ovarian cyst that will pass — not an alarm for frustrating and expensive trips to the emergency room. Memory: Sex was excruciating. it felt like a jagged sword or a lit torch was going inside me, and half a dozen doctors I saw couldn’t diagnose anything. Maybe I was allergic to my birth control, my partner’s penis, his semen. Maybe I wasn’t hydrated. Maybe I needed more foreplay. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. I was sad, and horny. Feeling like some cosmic joke: the sexologist who couldn’t have great sex. Finally, I found myself sitting in a Planned Parenthood, talking to someone about my relationships. I wasn’t half-naked, and she wasn’t inspecting my vagina. Instead, I was sharing my sex history, and she was truly listening. Which, turns out, is one of the most effective solutions for a condition called dyspareunia (pain during intercourse) Lesson: In my case, the swords and torches sensation was psychological. My body was having physical symptoms for something emotional – a really unhealthy relationship. When I was heard by the woman at Planned Parenthood, I was able to process my emotions and give my vagina a break from trying to protect me. This is what I do for clients. Memory: There’s this really thick white discharge on the condom when my partner pulls out. I take a shower and reach a clean finger inside to see if there’s more. Yep, clumps of yogurty paste. I assume it’s an out of control yeast infection but tests come back normal. Every once in a while though, I’m having sex and there’s this white stuff which I now call “the mean stuff” because it increased friction. So I reached out to sexologists and gynecologists about what was happening to my body. None of them knew. I didn’t find out until I looked online and read the story of a microbiologist with her own mean stuff, who put it under a microscope and identified it as Lactobacillus. Lesson: Lactobacillus is a positive, healthy bacteria in the vagina. But if it’s doing too well, the overgrowth of good actually becomes bad. And this is really easy to have happen because if you think it’s a yeast infection because of the white discharge and the itchiness, then you treat it with more probiotics. There’s still a lot of mystery – especially around vaginas, and sex education tends to neglect everything I’ve talked about, but, if you’re open to your body being a teacher, and you stay curious, then the mystery won’t be so agonizing. Thank you for listening to my now-solved vagina mysteries. If you have your own, please feel free to share them in the comments. I’m wondering: what have you learned from your own body? What are you still curious about? If you’re missing a vagina… Sword or lit torch *stumbles over words* a peh and a pooh A condition *stumbles over words* *vocalizations* *Slowly* The Vah-gi-na

100 Comments

  • Reply Down to earth, back to basics November 26, 2018 at 9:37 pm

    Do something about your eyes, you look like a deer in the headlights and it is seriously off putting.

  • Reply Bill Conserva November 26, 2018 at 11:37 pm

    Arte you kidding Me?
    Just how dumb does a person with a vagina need to be?

  • Reply Eater Ramos November 27, 2018 at 1:39 am

    can i kissed the vagina?

  • Reply oss creepy November 27, 2018 at 2:32 am

    why the fuck wtf youtube just wtf

  • Reply fittalk November 27, 2018 at 2:50 am

    Ahh… women are so complicated …..

  • Reply I Play One On T.V. November 27, 2018 at 5:28 am

    So, she had to blurt out everything her lady parts have ever experienced in under five minutes?

  • Reply Deibama nonliberal November 27, 2018 at 9:47 am

    Glad I'm not a woman.

  • Reply bradley small November 27, 2018 at 9:57 am

    since you all of a sudden decided to stop having sex after he has an erection and he is in your vagina he was frustrated. BLUE BALLS hurt. H e may have noticed the missing condom and since you wanted him GONE QUICKLY it was more expedient to not reach in for a missing item… You could have asked if he was missing anything on the way out or it was your fault if you supplied the condom.

  • Reply Wellington Wonsang November 27, 2018 at 6:03 pm

    Sexual abstinence or sexual restraint is the practice of refraining from some or all aspects of sexual activity for medical, psychological, legal, social, financial, philosophical, moral, or religious reasons. It is true that absence makes the heart grow fonder. Absence is the root of Abstinence. You appreciate your sexual partner more when you both know that you have saved your most precious gift for them and them alone. Preferably on your wedding night. It also relieves you of your hurt of thinking that someone other than you has enjoyed the intimacy you share with the person you decide to share the rest of your life with.

  • Reply Paladin 06 November 27, 2018 at 6:28 pm

    Made it :50, threw up.

  • Reply wayne1965 November 27, 2018 at 10:12 pm

    Your eyes freak me out.

  • Reply Craig6410 November 28, 2018 at 3:22 am

    I've never seen such wide eyes before. I was waiting for your eyeballs to pop out. That is all.

  • Reply Brenden Pischke November 28, 2018 at 6:25 am

    Physical symptoms from something psychological? I'm sorry but such an idea sounds completely absurd to me.

  • Reply George Marsilio November 29, 2018 at 3:00 am

    That's why men have to respect women…they have a lot on their pelvis plate…

  • Reply srb99100 November 29, 2018 at 3:46 am

    the excessive use of eyeball rolls and hyperbole ruined this

  • Reply Cenaida Largo November 29, 2018 at 4:19 pm

    I makes me so sad to hear american (etc) peolple talking about health as expensive. Here in Spain is free (as the right that it should be) minus some rare specific drugs

  • Reply Neil O'Neal November 29, 2018 at 4:30 pm

    All very yucky and messy. As much as I adore women, celibacy is beginning to look appealing!

  • Reply Samantha Roebuck November 30, 2018 at 1:29 pm

    I am so happy you brought up Lactobacillus!

  • Reply Conner Fields November 30, 2018 at 5:05 pm

    Is this a new scene in the V-day monologues?

  • Reply TheGDizzo November 30, 2018 at 6:17 pm

    Can you please do an episode that focuses more on the subject of dyspareunia and goes into more detail in terms of how to solve the problematic emotional connection that is causing the vagina to try to "protect you". Especially trying to focus on the episode with educating us partners on the "why" and do your best to provide various examples of "how" and "what" we can go about doing to better help get over this issue within our partners? Any help would be more than greatly appreciated, Thank You.

  • Reply Nel Edora December 1, 2018 at 8:49 am

    There's a lot of things you say that is really off when you claimed you are a doctor!

  • Reply cgtalk ! December 1, 2018 at 7:16 pm

    My freaking eyes! They hurt!

  • Reply Hugo Adrian Wilkins December 1, 2018 at 9:54 pm

    Funny and storied pussy…

  • Reply Mark Rigsby December 2, 2018 at 12:24 pm

    Random black-hole?

  • Reply Naomi Bothwell December 3, 2018 at 9:50 pm

    Your videos are great.. Thank you..

  • Reply Radius December 5, 2018 at 4:40 pm

    In amateur porn I always wondered why some women had a large amount of thick white lotion like discharge and most viewers would call it “creaming” and thought it was a good thing. I knew there was something off about it!!!

  • Reply Daniel Pugmire December 6, 2018 at 3:48 am

    close your eyes!

  • Reply mrdougeran1 December 7, 2018 at 10:54 am

    Your eyes are gorgeous!

  • Reply tiDDies aTTic December 7, 2018 at 4:10 pm

    🙉 please stop…..

    …..& take time to remind yourself to open your eyes while talking
    LMAO

    I'm jk. My gf does same thing…no matter what she's talking about, not just sex😒

  • Reply Inquire98 December 7, 2018 at 5:51 pm

    Wow

  • Reply Michael Leavell December 7, 2018 at 11:00 pm

    The condom came off and your partner didn't say anything? That can be bad for everyone involved. Communication people!

  • Reply uncle roadkill December 8, 2018 at 3:21 am

    WTF? Why did you come up on my feed ? LMAO just watched your butthole video. Good family entertainment. Invite a guest or JWs. Where have you been all my life. Lol

  • Reply Aliens-Ets Exist-in December 8, 2018 at 11:56 pm

    Wow! Can't say nothing but that's the way to maintain keep it clean to keep it healthy.

  • Reply Puzzoozoo December 9, 2018 at 5:50 pm

    So glad I'm a man and not a woman.

  • Reply meeeee1968 December 10, 2018 at 8:10 am

    still got to adore them , they are truly delicious and amazing, the only issue really is the nutjob women they are attached to ;o)

  • Reply CatsRevenge December 10, 2018 at 6:28 pm

    Just keep your P** clean. ANd stop opening your legs too much to dudes.

  • Reply Shook One December 11, 2018 at 10:50 am

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen a video as informative as this in my entire life. Subscribed.

  • Reply Wes Dog89 December 11, 2018 at 7:10 pm

    How many people actually use Planned Parenthood in planning to become a parent or parents? Just asking cause of how the "privately" funded program is so named. Is the mission of the program to help parents actually become parents of healthy children?

  • Reply i HughmannTM December 12, 2018 at 4:53 am

    Ahahaaha
    1:02

  • Reply One Good Turn Gets Most Of The Blanket December 12, 2018 at 5:24 am

    Bottomline – pussy equals high maintenance.

  • Reply One Good Turn Gets Most Of The Blanket December 12, 2018 at 5:36 am

    Memory – I awoke with a splitting headache, dry mouth, nasally discharge, swollen eye ball, lost car keys and lingering memories of an evening of sex discourse gone arye. In my discombobulated short state I couldn't reconcile the evenings events with the felt outcome. Was it the best sex ever experienced or the equivalence of many short stories in the course of the evening all ending badly. What was her name? What did she look like, who came first, where was my wallet? Would I ever see her again. And then it dawn on me…. I was she.

  • Reply 1rewd1 December 13, 2018 at 6:27 am

    What about the teeth? Why do they have teeth?

  • Reply Casper bommezij December 13, 2018 at 9:25 pm

    DO NOT WATCH OR LISTEN WHEN YOU ARE HAVING A SANDVICH. i almost threw up my PB bc of the first minute.

  • Reply Chris Wilson December 14, 2018 at 1:58 am

    Fuck that, so glad I wasn’t born with a vagina.

  • Reply James Graham December 15, 2018 at 10:25 pm

    I will never know everything there is to know about the vagina. Mostly because I don't have one

  • Reply Charlie Cross December 16, 2018 at 8:27 pm

    Sometimes I see porn where women use their finger or vibrator on both their vagina and their asshole back and forth I can't help but thinking WTF are you doing then I say note to self don't have sex with a woman who does this

  • Reply scottiethehottie9 December 17, 2018 at 4:48 pm

    I am missing a vagina , can I borrow yours?

  • Reply Brain Fucker December 18, 2018 at 1:41 am

    All mistry lies in penis. vagina is just a dead meat.

  • Reply Gabriel Incognito December 18, 2018 at 5:01 pm

    You can put your lactobacillus on my penis any time! 😉

  • Reply Trinity Johnson December 18, 2018 at 6:44 pm

    It's called lactobacilus!?

  • Reply Jan Filinowicz December 19, 2018 at 3:46 pm

    Ale ma babka wytrzeszczone gały.

  • Reply symor moose December 19, 2018 at 5:38 pm

    My ears are hurting… Did you make these videos before you had to rush out to board the morning train? You can waste a little more time to finish your speech you know… Save us a lot of agony

  • Reply Gwapito Ako December 21, 2018 at 12:43 am

    Why are your eyes always so WIDE open?

  • Reply Nitty Gritty December 21, 2018 at 9:04 am

    Omg the outtakes sound like she's trying to contact aliens. 👽👽

  • Reply SPNFENDER December 21, 2018 at 3:53 pm

    A vagina IS a rancid black hole though. Ladys nuts.

  • Reply George Williams December 23, 2018 at 7:01 am

    Thanks for the videos. I am a man(59)and not a virgin but I have learned so much from watching your videos! Thanks for doing them. I wonder if you had trouble starting to do them because of how prudish America is?

  • Reply Elenan Cerez December 23, 2018 at 4:03 pm

    😊👍

  • Reply Jim Bob December 23, 2018 at 7:00 pm

    No wonder why me and my gf have issues with sex, she's emotionally losing it because of her family, health and lack of functional life and she gets super angry at me because I'm not injoying it because it's a huge rant about how her family is awful for about 2 hours and when we try it just ends with me just putting it back in my pants and her getting more upset 😦 then I'm the bad guy. Do you have any tips or advice 😔

  • Reply Joe the Computerguy December 24, 2018 at 2:50 am

    Those were TRUE stories about Dr Doe??????

  • Reply Nathaniel Offer December 24, 2018 at 7:19 am

    You seriously need to blink.

  • Reply Becky Embers December 25, 2018 at 7:22 am

    How common is it for a vagina to "collapse" during external stimulation to the point where the cervix "surfaces"?

  • Reply TheMatriarch December 26, 2018 at 4:44 am

    How do doctors still not know the answers to these questions? This was posted in 2016, and she had to visit several different professionals before even one person had an idea for a lot of these?? If it weren’t for this channel, I never would’ve known so many important sexual things

  • Reply Joshua Weasenforth December 26, 2018 at 7:42 am

    The now-solved vagina mysteries, you covered, are so impactful. Thanks for informing our world of categorized, onslaughted material.

  • Reply John Doe December 26, 2018 at 5:05 pm

    Is she a slut

  • Reply Jason Nester December 27, 2018 at 1:30 am

    I had sex with a woman one time she loved it when I would go back and forth from vag to butt and butt to vag she never complained about a uti

  • Reply stuff December 27, 2018 at 6:37 am

    When's part 2?!

  • Reply Brennan December 29, 2018 at 1:34 am

    I have a question about my body that's private, can I email you to ask it

  • Reply HUUUUUURRRR January 5, 2019 at 6:12 am

    Also, with UTI, make sure girls don't wipe back to front.
    Some do because they don't know any better.

  • Reply bikebudha01 January 15, 2019 at 6:54 pm

    This would have been a better video if Dr. Doe had shown us her own vagina…

  • Reply Soham Ray January 16, 2019 at 11:23 am

    "If you are missing a Condom, The vagina is the place to look." xD … seems legit to me

  • Reply Ashley Nave January 18, 2019 at 4:39 pm

    I'm a virginal woman, and get vaginitis not affiliated with sexual transmitted diseases. I have had period, and PMS problems that have caused to get on birth control. Now on Yaz because of my painful period issues. In 2009 I was diagnosed with a little ovarian cyst. My recent well woman check up,a polyp was discovered or it was thought to be one. Removed at checkup. I still have an ultrasound to see if there are any growths inside.

    I believe that women can pass strange, and odd or weird bloody discharge sometimes. The woman's body can do strange things.

  • Reply Joe Home January 21, 2019 at 8:53 pm

    I studied vaginas and the rest and now I am a professor of sex. My courses are free. No fees.

  • Reply Robert Jackson January 31, 2019 at 10:00 am

    Was at a swing club they decided to draw straws for a couple to start the evening. The woman was only their to please her husband. Some women like porn star Nina Hartley is into friends with benefits. First time sex can be difficult. Young couples have little experience and not always a comfortable. Location. I hate heard about pheromones was not aware of broad range of smells. Women are much more in tune with smell. I grew up on a farm learned to ignore smell.

  • Reply raysmusic49 February 1, 2019 at 5:19 am

    These vids are great!! Any on penises?

  • Reply Nina Mikhailova February 1, 2019 at 2:52 pm

    Thank you so much! I should've watched this video 6 years ago!

  • Reply Dencil Dean February 5, 2019 at 2:10 am

    Cunny not VAGINA
    If your CUNNY deeep. You see lots no tons of white stuff I mean that mini pad full

  • Reply halloween bodereyes February 9, 2019 at 12:10 pm

    i want to see a video about how and why sexy lingerie turns men into wolves. in the video Dr. Lindsey can model some sexy pieces while i turn into a wolf.

  • Reply Edward Gold February 13, 2019 at 9:32 am

    How can you not tell that a condom was left inside you? Is there that little sensation inside? I am so glad that I was born a man. I could not handle that much internal chaos.

  • Reply Phil Mc Racken February 14, 2019 at 10:38 am

    When my partner occasionally demands ass to pussy and only gets an infection 1 in 5 times. Cleaning everything thoroughly before and after goes a long way but i dont recomend it.

  • Reply colin6768 March 12, 2019 at 9:24 pm

    "My vagina is not a rancid black hole" Presenting another sentence in the history of the world that has only been uttered once. If I ever have a punk or metal band "rancid black hole" is definitely on the shortlist for band names.

  • Reply internet handler ******* March 17, 2019 at 3:47 pm

    You are just too cute

  • Reply Llynnyia March 18, 2019 at 3:06 am

    Dr Doe please I need to know please what do i need to do to cure the lactobacillious problem?

  • Reply Cecilio Colon March 20, 2019 at 2:11 pm

    I want to explore your body because you are gorgeous and beautiful

  • Reply Cecilio Colon March 20, 2019 at 2:12 pm

    And I love your long neck. I would love to kiss it softly and lick and suck on it.

  • Reply dare jeremiah March 20, 2019 at 7:44 pm

    Dem u know so much about ur vagina , my dream woman

  • Reply Robot Jack March 22, 2019 at 8:39 am

    Thank you for being so direct and honest with information. I decided a few years ago that sex negativity is one of the biggest problems we face in the post-industrial world: so much so that I started a meetup group with the goal of promoting sex positivity in my area. People joined left and right. But when I tried to have the first actual meetup…… not one person came. I didn't give up and tried again. That time two people, a couple, messaged me and showed up. By that time however, it had been several months. I continued to try and get more people interested but, nothing. The couple were great to meet! But they actually lived a few towns over and it was difficult for us to meet regularly. Meetup, stupidly, costs money. I'm poor and after several months I just couldn't do it without a little help from someone else. It became apparent that the people who had joined the group "left and right" had done so trying to get laid.
    I still feel just as strongly about sex positivity. I wish I could do something. But, I have no idea how to go about it. For personal reasons, Facebook isn't really an option. Got any advice about things I could do?
    Again, I really appreciate your directness in how you approach your videos. I'm sure there are people, other members of my gender, who make light of it. And there are a lot of reasons people might not want to be honest like you are in this video. That's why I respect your approach. Honsty brings more honesty. And whether those folks who scoff like it or not, it will make the world a better place for everyone, including them.

  • Reply BRYAN crypt keeper CALLEN April 4, 2019 at 9:21 pm

    damn girl you tight… wrong hole fool…

  • Reply Jesse Lejarzar April 11, 2019 at 12:34 pm

    Always the best informative talks, love your sexplanations

  • Reply jesus trevizo April 17, 2019 at 9:42 am

    Late night horny anal sex…. And early morning vaginal sex ….

  • Reply bird bones April 18, 2019 at 4:15 pm

    i got a condom lost in there once too, i wasn't used to having sex with men cuz i had only been with women before and i was HORRIFIED that i was pregnant and had panic attacks until i took my first ever pregnancy test. fucking hell, that was awful! I'm a trans guy and that was pre transition, the memory really gives me the shivers.

  • Reply zounoa a April 26, 2019 at 7:21 pm

    I am dude and i checked myself twice for each symptom…

    yeah… i realized that later

  • Reply bigwilly43729 May 11, 2019 at 4:08 pm

    This was way more info than I ever felt like I needed to know, but I couldn’t stop watching.

  • Reply I Play One On T.V. May 13, 2019 at 6:15 pm

    I'm listening to a sexologist with a rampantly high, on-going medical debt.

  • Reply Carl Parish June 1, 2019 at 9:34 am

    How can a man not knowing his jimmy cap isn’t on his penis? Your videos are very interesting and educational.

  • Reply Bad Picture Man June 5, 2019 at 8:44 pm

    Omg

  • Reply A Doozer June 23, 2019 at 3:30 am

    I love a good mystery. I investigate every vagina I can! Yummmmmmm

  • Reply marco74 austin June 27, 2019 at 4:46 am

    I Wanna explore urs

  • Reply Son of Sparta July 7, 2019 at 7:02 pm

    You are gross

  • Reply Avas story time corner July 13, 2019 at 8:54 am

    Thx😅

  • Reply Isabella Bacchi July 29, 2019 at 7:34 am

    Omg omg !!! This " east infeccion thing' happened to me so many thanks !I was treating it in the traditional ways and it just seemed to get worse and worse so I realised it was not ! It was just my body doing what ever it was doing and than I started just scooping it out with my finger and washing with natural stuff !
    About the condom, God knows how many times that shit got stuck inside me . That's why I bought my diaphragm.

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