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Two and a Half Men – Dont Give Me No No [HD]

August 23, 2019

You are so good with the patients, doctor Harper. Oh, thank you.
– You’re warm and personable and funny. I’m alright. But you, the patients love you. No! Eh, don’t give me no! I’m giving you no. Well, I’m not taking no! Don’t make me blush. I’m making you blush! Well, I’m blushing! So, are we all done for the day? Yeppers. Mrs. Freemantle was our last patient. Okay, then I’ll see your smiling face tomorrow. Well, it’s only smiling because it’s looking at you! Don’t make me blush! Well, I’m making you blush! Well, I’m blushing! I’m so sorry. I should apologize. No, I’m the one who stepped over the line. No, I stepped too. No, I stepped first. No, no, no – Don’t give me no no. I’m giving you no no. We can’t do this. I’m sorry, I can’t help it.
I ache for you. Yeah, well… I’m not all that comfortable right now either. It… it’s… it’s just that I feel like… You don’t have to explain. I understand. Okay. Okay, well then I guess I will see you tomorrow. I’ll be here at 7:30. In case you want to get in early. Oh, okay. I… I might actually want to… Get in early. You’re the boss. You can get in any time you want. Oh, god… Morning, Melissa. Good morning, doctor Harper. How does my schedule look today? It’s packed pretty tight. Oh, okay. Thight is good. Better thight than eh… You know… Thank god for scoliosis! Ehm… Listen, Melissa. Eh… About what happened yesterday… Please, doctor Harper. You don’t have to say anything. Yes, yes I do. We obviously have feelings for each other and… There’s nothing wrong with that. It’s a beautiful thing, it’s natural. But, for us to maintain a working relationship and I hope friendship… I think it would be unwise to succumb to those feelings. I agree. Oh, good! Good! I’m glad. Well, now we got that out of the way… Eh, what time does my packed schedule begin? Eh, not for a half our. Half our? Yeppers. Nothing for a half our? Wide open. Did everything work out at the office? Uh-huh. Manage to keep your hands off of really Little Annie Fanny? Well, not exactly, but we did keep it above the waist. Her waist or yours? Both. And it wasn’t easy. I haven’t checked, but I’m pretty sure my balls look like two-thirds of the Blue Man Group. Berta, hide the vacuum cleaner! For the last time… I use it to get lint off my trousers. Then why do you call it Brenda?


  • Reply Hay Hay March 31, 2019 at 1:38 am

    Lex Luther people

  • Reply Alex jones April 2, 2019 at 10:08 am

    'my balls look like 2/3 of the blue man group ?

  • Reply Drankus April 6, 2019 at 3:49 am


  • Reply Phillip Jennings April 6, 2019 at 8:06 am

    "OOOOOOH GOD"…?????????????…..

  • Reply Danny Cupper April 6, 2019 at 8:59 am

    Man even with that voice, she is hot af….

  • Reply Memo Cañitas April 6, 2019 at 2:18 pm

    Esa chiquita está rica.

  • Reply Anderson C April 6, 2019 at 2:24 pm

    I wonder what the casting notice was like for Kelly Staples. "Looking for petite blonde, under 5' tall with good figure, bubbly personality…)…she's only 4'11 🙂

  • Reply dave m April 7, 2019 at 6:15 pm

    She’s so adorable.

  • Reply Eric Rosas April 13, 2019 at 6:35 am

    I’m giving you no no ? damn so sexy I’ll fucking eat that up ?✌?

  • Reply cheeselover04 April 14, 2019 at 3:12 am

    ethics give no no
    her voice and kindness didn't give ethics no no

  • Reply VF1000RSUN April 17, 2019 at 12:25 am

    Best scene ever!

  • Reply Hunter Riley April 19, 2019 at 2:23 pm

    Whew!! I love Melissa!!!??

  • Reply Michael Stratton April 19, 2019 at 4:41 pm

    Melissa was hot

  • Reply Area-51 April 22, 2019 at 2:43 am

    Their chemistry was just amazing

  • Reply Chrisman77 April 22, 2019 at 2:29 pm

    She's probably a bitch in real life lol.

  • Reply Robs beast April 25, 2019 at 7:08 am

    3:32 Alan: "nothing 4 half an hour?" Melissa: "wiiide open"

  • Reply Jeffery Damron April 25, 2019 at 11:16 pm

    Don't make her blush

  • Reply jenny1158 April 26, 2019 at 1:52 am

    And this is supposed to be family entertainment?

  • Reply slydogger April 28, 2019 at 5:20 am

    Alan, Alan, Alan…SMH.
    Listen up kids, here’s some unsolicited advice—don’t shit were you eat.

  • Reply muP8085 April 29, 2019 at 5:20 pm

    I want a woman like her to give me a no no ???

  • Reply MFANELO NKANINI April 30, 2019 at 12:50 am

    Oh god

  • Reply Ali Haider May 2, 2019 at 4:21 pm

    She is hot and cute.

  • Reply Luckystrike May 5, 2019 at 11:23 pm

    Of all the beautiful women on 2 1/2 men, Kelly Stables was the prettiest.

  • Reply David Stephens May 8, 2019 at 3:45 am

    Then she lost her job and went to a superstore

  • Reply Hannz May 8, 2019 at 3:39 pm

    Why they weren't together!!!?????

  • Reply Scylent Nights May 9, 2019 at 11:54 am

    Bro she does sex eyes really good

  • Reply ADARSH DIVYAJYOTI May 9, 2019 at 1:35 pm

    " I ache for u.."- she'd be a great wife and partner in life.

  • Reply Don Don May 9, 2019 at 5:57 pm

    It's packed pretty tight jaja

  • Reply Ra Souldier May 9, 2019 at 5:57 pm

    What do you get when a hen lays an egg on a hill?

    eggrolls. obviously. ?

  • Reply Jay Hickey May 11, 2019 at 5:18 pm

    She also played Fes's psycho ex on that 70s show I believe.

  • Reply Peter Ballantine May 15, 2019 at 10:09 pm

    What is Melissa's real name?

  • Reply SaM SaM May 17, 2019 at 7:54 pm

    I tried this in real life, I got arrested

  • Reply Guy Loehr May 17, 2019 at 11:12 pm

    yup…. she's REALLY KUTE…..

  • Reply Rick Cruz May 18, 2019 at 2:18 pm

    Something suddenly came up !

  • Reply Gilbert Washington May 18, 2019 at 9:50 pm

    damn Melissa is a beautiful and fine young thing her body is gorgeous and I don't know how long I would last inside that yummy twat ?

  • Reply Despina838 May 20, 2019 at 4:53 am

    Kelly from Superstore

  • Reply AttilatheThrilla May 21, 2019 at 3:54 am

    She was perfect for Alan… Too bad he had to bang her stoner Mom..

  • Reply Steve Hunt May 21, 2019 at 6:17 pm

    She was my favorite then Kandi

  • Reply Pedakin May 24, 2019 at 12:51 am

    Just watched the full episode based on this clip. Alan should have had the threesome with her and her mother. Jake should have gotten some ass from the waitress, Charlie should have had one (or more) of his many hoes come over and get the business. This episode could have ended much better.

  • Reply JR7 May 26, 2019 at 11:50 am


  • Reply Era Aion May 29, 2019 at 1:40 am

    Wow, recasting that Jennie Garth Persona after a decade, I fucking love it.

  • Reply Louie Louie May 31, 2019 at 6:23 am

    Does anyone watch Reba? Sometimes it works out. Doesn't for Reba, but does for her X.

  • Reply Jon Alarcon May 31, 2019 at 10:00 pm

    Damn she alil hottie!!!!!!

  • Reply Artin T. May 31, 2019 at 10:12 pm

    Best actress in characters

  • Reply HGST June 1, 2019 at 2:53 pm

    melissa is a pocket rocket……

  • Reply Olochgu June 2, 2019 at 11:40 am

    Incredible how that weirdo is the perfect lex luthor

  • Reply mdd1963 June 2, 2019 at 10:04 pm

    I don't remember these episodes with her in them!

  • Reply Reggie M Widgeon III June 3, 2019 at 2:43 pm

    Very beautiful woman

  • Reply Dante Manselvo June 3, 2019 at 11:20 pm

    Mellissa: "… pretty tight" …Alan: " tight is good ……pretty tight is better than eh… know….." 2:25 – 2:41….seriously too dirty ! …but so good..

  • Reply Richard Lam June 6, 2019 at 4:43 am

    Alan Doctor sexy and into guys instead dumping from Judith doesn't work out hopefully he's gay

  • Reply Jon Alarcon June 6, 2019 at 6:33 am

    I'd work it alright

  • Reply Robertzon Torrevillas June 7, 2019 at 11:57 am

    Her eyes

  • Reply mphela mabushe June 9, 2019 at 4:49 am

    Don't give me no no??

  • Reply André Mariano June 9, 2019 at 8:56 pm

    she hella sexy

  • Reply Kim Jong-Un June 10, 2019 at 11:29 am

    What was alan even doing trying to climb still ain’t actually trying to climb just what was that

  • Reply Fidel Castro June 11, 2019 at 3:07 am

    "OH GOD" Lol

  • Reply kevin e-anaba June 11, 2019 at 8:35 am

    she can give me 'no no' anytime.

  • Reply Ray Sagastiano June 12, 2019 at 1:55 pm

    Melissa was soooo hot, the perfect little spinner.

  • Reply GARRY OAK June 13, 2019 at 10:44 pm

    I cant even get a text back.

  • Reply COH2 Kill_mE June 15, 2019 at 12:36 am


  • Reply N M June 15, 2019 at 2:28 am

    Man she knows how to make a man melt!

  • Reply Grumpy Astrologer June 16, 2019 at 5:19 am

    I ache for her

  • Reply Byron JONES June 17, 2019 at 2:31 pm

    Gosh this woman is so fit

  • Reply CABRERA June 18, 2019 at 8:52 pm

    hard to believe he cheated that sweet sexy pixie

  • Reply tankdogization June 19, 2019 at 2:07 am

    I swear they put up specifics in the job description for actresses to be the best looking for this show to get a role.

  • Reply Ole Fredrik Skjegstad June 19, 2019 at 12:58 pm

    Okay, so I know little about this show. Alan lives with his brother Charlie because his wife dumped him and he can't afford his own place, right? How on earth does that square with him being a Doctor? I'd at least assume that a doctor makes a pretty reasonable wage.

  • Reply Amr Elsawy June 23, 2019 at 8:24 pm

    صووووتها احاا !!

  • Reply Duke Favre June 25, 2019 at 12:48 am

    This brings me back so many good memories.

  • Reply bdjs100 June 26, 2019 at 8:15 pm

    How did Alan manage to hang from the table from 0:45 to 0:55…my guess a raging boner and his hands off!!

  • Reply Kendo 2 June 30, 2019 at 4:49 am

    Kelly Stables = total babe

  • Reply parsi zaban June 30, 2019 at 1:44 pm

    I was thinking what kinky helerious thing she was going to say this time and she said "wide open" hahaha

  • Reply mphela mabushe July 3, 2019 at 1:41 pm

    A lot can be done in half an hour, I'm just saying

  • Reply Cameron Broomer July 5, 2019 at 6:33 am

    Damn she is a cutie

  • Reply Yugandhar chowdary July 5, 2019 at 3:38 pm

    I hate YouTube recommendation. Is this show famous and funny? I'm still kind of stick with "Friends" !

  • Reply Alex Smith July 7, 2019 at 6:39 pm

    Except this would never happen because he likes bats and balls. ?

  • Reply Dylan Harris pokey wokey July 8, 2019 at 4:57 am

    wasnt she on that 70"s show with fez

  • Reply tankdogization July 8, 2019 at 3:02 pm

    If Alan didn’t move in with Charlie his life would’ve been just okay. Living with Charlie has been a bad influence on him. This one relationship is a good example of that.

  • Reply A E K July 9, 2019 at 9:45 pm

    This is how a woman should be…

  • Reply Jay Nicks July 12, 2019 at 7:05 pm

    Well Melissa is 1 of at least 4 women to sleep with both Charlie and Alan.
    The other 3,
    There has got to be more.

    And they all slept with Charlie first.

  • Reply Janak Thapa July 13, 2019 at 9:29 am


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  • Reply Lily Reynolds July 17, 2019 at 7:09 am

    Two and a Half Men is cool?????????????????????????❤???????✌????????????????

  • Reply Sam A July 17, 2019 at 3:59 pm

    Nothing for helf un hours

    Whide open .

  • Reply Nick Karipidis July 24, 2019 at 2:11 pm

    I LOVE short blondes…

  • Reply 1989NickiD July 26, 2019 at 6:27 am

    Kelly Stables ❤️

  • Reply gaurav grg July 26, 2019 at 6:12 pm

    Alektra blue

  • Reply Night Love July 27, 2019 at 8:34 am

    Fantastic ?

  • Reply ninjaraph July 28, 2019 at 3:50 am

    Good luck with this in the toxic environment we have these days.

  • Reply Moggy 1978 July 28, 2019 at 10:35 pm

    Melissa is the cutest person in the west

  • Reply Alex Ortiz July 29, 2019 at 9:57 am

    Melissa: Wide Open

    Will half hour be enough time? 😉

  • Reply Alejandro Chavez August 1, 2019 at 5:02 am

    He screwed up big time

  • Reply bazard4 August 4, 2019 at 2:51 am

    Shes hot af.

  • Reply Michael Kassahun August 4, 2019 at 4:10 pm

    "Berda hide the vacuum cleaner" ?

  • Reply jayden brown August 4, 2019 at 11:44 pm

    I wish I can find someone like her…

  • Reply Archil Arkania August 5, 2019 at 6:30 pm

    Best waifu material. And she's so better looking than Lindsey and Chelsea. Alan is dickhead!

  • Reply Alex Scavo August 5, 2019 at 9:42 pm

    if we only wish this could happen ?

  • Reply BMk'er August 8, 2019 at 11:40 am

    Amazing script. Must have well funny acting out that scene.

  • Reply Farmer George August 13, 2019 at 2:11 am


  • Reply Jason B August 16, 2019 at 8:03 pm

    I'll take her.

  • Reply Umh Chud August 19, 2019 at 11:08 am

    bro, sheldon and leonard banging chicks left and right.

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