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Trying To Get Healthy

August 16, 2019


(snoring) (alarm clock goes off loudly) – Oh, god. Oh, what the fuck? (moaning) Oh, where am I? Oh, god! Jesus! (distorted sounds and voices) (loud belching) Mom! (sceams) Oh, what time is it? (belches) (loud crumpling sound) – Mmm. (distorted sounds) – What? What do you want? What are you trying to jerk off a dick? You want to eat a dick? What’s going on? Oh. – It’s backwash. – Oh, I haven’t been this
hung over since last weekend. – It doesn’t feel good in here, oh god. We have to make some changes. – Yeah. Maybe we just stick to cider for a while. (music swells) I gotta shit. – What if we just did just like a week? – Seven days is nothing, dude. It’s gotta be like 30. (puke sound) (burp sound) Oh my god! Could you not do thirty days? – Fuck you, I can! – I don’t want to go 30
days without eating junk! But, I’m going to do it. I can do it. We can do it. No drinking and no junk
food, we can do it. – You know what? Fine.
– Okay – Let’s do it.
– Yeah, let’s fucking do it. – Yeah, let’s do it! 30 days! Starting today
– What? – In three,
– Hold on! – Two
– I’m not ready! – One. Let’s go. – We forgot it was Game
of Thrones tonight! – It’s my mom’s birthday! Happy birthday, mom, call me back. – It’s raining! – What is a coffee without
a biscotti, Biscotti Palace, good point! It’s my neighbors bat mitzvah! – It’s a bar mitsvah. – Oy, vey! – It’s the first day of spring. What am I gonna not get free italian ice? Ya idiot. – I obviously had to drink the
– I couldn’t help it. – the beer
– he opened the chips – They were out of salads, I swear. – He bought it for me. – Hey, I’m Mark. – Don’t talk to me. – Gabby Douglas eats pizza all
the time, so I’m her today. Shut up. – Okay. It looks like I have 30 days free, coming up in June, 2028. – That’s great. That is fantastic, just
send me a cal invite. – Why did you make us do this? – Well, we didn’t do it. – Right. – If anything we just
proved that we couldn’t. – I really don’t like myself right now. – I don’t like who I’ve become. – But I like you! – I like you, too. – I like you. (both singing off key) – I, no. – I
– I – Hmmm. I … You … Let’s go to Big Wings. – K.

100 Comments

  • Reply Karen neeskens March 26, 2017 at 9:01 pm

    Kelsey is soo fuckin annoying.

  • Reply LONA L March 26, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    most people in the comment section NEED TO CHILL!! when did people become so serious and boring?! jeesh.

  • Reply Saga Lundberg March 26, 2017 at 9:33 pm

    I cant belive i watched the entire video

  • Reply Caru Sella March 26, 2017 at 11:30 pm

    This was the weirdest one minute intro I have ever seen

  • Reply Dannie G March 27, 2017 at 12:59 am

    #truestory 😂

  • Reply Aquacall March 27, 2017 at 1:12 am

    They are being pressured to much to put out content people like. The employees that left Buzzfeed look so much more happy, and their content ideas improved.

  • Reply CreepCake March 27, 2017 at 1:48 am

    what in the frick

  • Reply SMbigpapi March 27, 2017 at 1:59 am

    I was blinded by Kelsey's legs

  • Reply Iaceyy March 27, 2017 at 2:33 am

    The thumbnail looks like it should be on pornhub, That's all Im gonna say..

  • Reply G Va March 27, 2017 at 3:22 am

    are there ever any videos anymore where Kelsey isn't projected as a bumbling idiot? buzzfeed and her are so tired.

  • Reply Charity March 27, 2017 at 3:59 am

    Gaby douglas eats pizza so I'm her today

    Me af

  • Reply Lami Martin March 27, 2017 at 4:28 am

    Qualifications to work at Buzzfeed- You must be a drunk with no shame

  • Reply Pepper L March 27, 2017 at 5:34 am

    My Spirit animals!

  • Reply usernameformychannel March 27, 2017 at 6:26 am

    Why are you promoting irresponsable losers? This makes me sick. This is NOT how adults are. OK, they slip up from time to time, but these girls have no self control and Kelsey is clearly an alcoholic.

  • Reply Max Lopez March 27, 2017 at 6:34 am

    they're my favorites

  • Reply Killer Cross March 27, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    Lose the weight fatty.

  • Reply Kelsey Jenkalenk March 27, 2017 at 4:59 pm

    We need more videos of these two

  • Reply Abha Shah March 27, 2017 at 5:23 pm

    Kelsey is the cancer of buzzfeed

  • Reply Katie Harvey March 28, 2017 at 1:55 am

    You guys should make videos together all the time! ❤

  • Reply Shes Comeundun March 28, 2017 at 3:22 am

    longer. more. please.

  • Reply June Potter March 28, 2017 at 3:28 am

    I can't the camera!!!!

  • Reply Adudesaysup March 28, 2017 at 6:05 am

    If you or anyone else snores like that, then there's a good chance you have sleep apnea.

  • Reply Emmy Lee March 28, 2017 at 8:55 am

    the brunette girl has put on so much weight

  • Reply Skyler Blair March 28, 2017 at 9:51 am

    What The Fu— HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😂 😂 😂

  • Reply Nonna Echavez March 28, 2017 at 10:17 am

    love this duo 💓

  • Reply Paula MO March 28, 2017 at 4:13 pm

    reupload?

  • Reply Azmavet Alfonso March 28, 2017 at 5:05 pm

    THIS IS LEGIT! ME.

  • Reply Wendy-Alexina Vancol March 28, 2017 at 5:57 pm

    This is straight up alcoholism. It's okay to get drunk every now and then but when its every single weekend, it's a problem

  • Reply ApesLover1 March 28, 2017 at 9:23 pm

    Am I the only one who thought looked so cute when she was screaming

  • Reply Sam March 29, 2017 at 12:45 am

    why the hell did I get a Spanish commercial 😂😂😂

  • Reply JYSContent March 29, 2017 at 5:52 am

    I love this combo lol

  • Reply MetoYddam March 29, 2017 at 10:07 am

    this series really reminds me of absolutely fabulous

  • Reply Brian Lee March 29, 2017 at 11:22 am

    Hey buzzfeed please give credits to actors etc…just putting a link is lame and unprofessional.

  • Reply Tharusha Charvani Naidoo March 29, 2017 at 7:45 pm

    the beginning of the video was giving me such bad anxiety I had to pause the video for seconds in between to breathe and calm down

  • Reply Lydia Green March 29, 2017 at 7:48 pm

    It's not that hard..?

  • Reply Caroline Eistrøm Krüger 9A Rungsted Skole March 30, 2017 at 12:22 pm

    peace of crap

  • Reply Folashadé Amosun March 30, 2017 at 8:17 pm

    legit made me laugh so hard😂😂😂. ADULTING IS HARD!

  • Reply Jennifer Jimenez March 30, 2017 at 11:08 pm

    MY FAVORITE DUO!!!!!! MORE VIDEOS!

  • Reply The Unfiltered Tea March 31, 2017 at 5:49 am

    I honestly enjoyed the video lol. For the people complaining about buzzfeed and their poor content but you're still watching it tho……

  • Reply Shira L March 31, 2017 at 9:38 pm

    the beginning of this video was VERY stressful

  • Reply Melanie Klein April 1, 2017 at 4:36 pm

    they are promoting alcoholism…

  • Reply Samantha April 2, 2017 at 2:52 am

    more like "how to stop being an alcoholic"

  • Reply Evelyn Romo April 4, 2017 at 3:52 am

    The intro had me dying!

  • Reply Eric Garcia April 4, 2017 at 9:52 am

    Me

  • Reply Coconut Head April 5, 2017 at 4:38 am

    Cringey af

  • Reply anna_smiles 543 April 6, 2017 at 1:09 am

    haha i love watching them two 😀

  • Reply Leena Godsoe April 6, 2017 at 1:18 pm

    The girl with the brown hair looks about jaundiced. Is she ok?

  • Reply Jenna hodges April 7, 2017 at 3:33 am

    Does any one do this where they get ready to be healthy but then they don't

  • Reply Rafael Fernandes April 9, 2017 at 9:47 pm

    0:33 damn look at those legs

  • Reply Freya Chandra April 9, 2017 at 10:33 pm

    "he bought it for me!"
    "Hey I'm mark"
    "Don't talk to me"
    XD died at that part

  • Reply Leo19rash April 11, 2017 at 5:45 pm

    I love this woman

  • Reply kieran bailey April 12, 2017 at 9:37 am

    where's garrick

  • Reply Vine Grif April 14, 2017 at 2:00 am

    OMG I LOVE THESE TWO SO MUCH, THANK YOU !

  • Reply Rhys Cooper April 15, 2017 at 9:33 pm

    Cider in uk is alcoholic

  • Reply Oof April 15, 2017 at 9:50 pm

    Them waking up is me waking up … except I don't drink

  • Reply Jessty Chu April 16, 2017 at 3:57 pm

    it looks like they were going through a werewolf transformation

  • Reply aesthetic gay April 18, 2017 at 9:59 am

    this video is iconic

  • Reply Lila Lou April 18, 2017 at 4:16 pm

    Why is nobody talking about the PUPPIE🐶🐶🐶🐶

  • Reply Rockina X April 19, 2017 at 4:51 am

    does anyone know their actual YouTube channel name?

  • Reply sophie May 10, 2017 at 11:21 pm

    this is so obnoxious

  • Reply Alex Papadopoulos May 19, 2017 at 7:09 am

    More More More More More More

  • Reply Hnnily June 8, 2017 at 7:43 pm

    That intro. I cannot stop laughing 😄 great job!

  • Reply Esther Johnson July 13, 2017 at 6:31 pm

    What. The. Heck.

  • Reply Keith Lee August 6, 2017 at 4:35 pm

    Sprint sucks.

  • Reply Angelique Fox August 10, 2017 at 8:27 am

    Since last werkend 😂😂😂😂😂

  • Reply ORNWIPA PETCH August 19, 2017 at 4:35 pm

    I love kate and kelsey

  • Reply Fahda September 18, 2017 at 3:43 pm

    Bring this back this is so funny

  • Reply sugar&spice October 6, 2017 at 3:32 pm

    Where’s Garick?

  • Reply YouOnly LiveOnce October 8, 2017 at 9:04 am

    I love you two as a duo!

  • Reply Tiger Gray October 19, 2017 at 8:03 am

    I love these two

  • Reply Beezus October 26, 2017 at 9:20 pm

    "Dnt talk to me!"

  • Reply Kierstin Voelz November 1, 2017 at 10:41 am

    “I haven’t been this hungover since last weekend” freaking killed me 😂😂😂

  • Reply Chloe Kim November 7, 2017 at 8:41 am

    AHHAAHHAH OMG IVE NEVER LAUGHED SOHARD IN TEH BEGINNING OF A VIDEO HAHAHAHAHA

  • Reply Rayne Dzioba December 22, 2017 at 7:24 pm

    Woah

  • Reply Prazzize January 6, 2018 at 2:14 am

    The whole beginning was SOOO FKN HILLARIOUS. I rofl’d

  • Reply porcelain January 12, 2018 at 7:58 pm

    OMG the beginning killed me hahahaha

  • Reply Ahmed Atari January 18, 2018 at 7:16 am

    this beginning of this video is quite literally one of the funniest things ive ever seen

  • Reply Jade Lopez January 23, 2018 at 7:54 pm

    This is scary

  • Reply Goldensev otaku February 16, 2018 at 9:14 pm

    2 tons of coke

  • Reply Undead Pictures February 17, 2018 at 2:02 pm

    Keep it cumin, it's hard to find a video that's 90% my humor 😂😂😂

  • Reply Cecile Bousselat March 2, 2018 at 6:32 pm

    if kelsey ain't me

  • Reply Raya Xx March 3, 2018 at 3:39 am

    I want to be best friends with them!!

  • Reply Eric Bonaparte March 6, 2018 at 2:30 am

    0:06 kids this is drugs

  • Reply Silk Spectre March 23, 2018 at 8:49 pm

    they're so gross

  • Reply RESPECT WAMEN April 7, 2018 at 8:46 am

    The starting is so meeeeeeee

  • Reply B. Germany April 12, 2018 at 6:32 pm

    This was so gross to watch.

  • Reply hewwo_bell April 15, 2018 at 5:01 am

    I haven't had chips for the past 4 months, I never drink soda, and the only candy I eat is really dark chocolate. I'm honestly probably as healthy as I can be in my situation at 14

  • Reply Sahara Dessert April 16, 2018 at 3:35 pm

    This video was kinda gross lol at least the beginning

  • Reply Alice King May 26, 2018 at 11:37 am

    Can we just talk about how funny the start was

  • Reply Aanya Gulhati May 31, 2018 at 6:12 pm

    is this what it’s really like to be in your 20s

  • Reply Ashley Peppa Pig June 6, 2018 at 10:48 am

    they were out of salad i swear

  • Reply Shayla Amey June 8, 2018 at 2:29 am

    my favorite series ever

  • Reply Caroline Pelfrey June 26, 2018 at 12:24 pm

    I could not stop laughing at the beginning

  • Reply Beatriz Victoria July 9, 2018 at 6:29 am

    “I haven’t been this hungover since last weekend “ me this summer 💀💀

  • Reply Caroline Darcy July 27, 2018 at 4:28 pm

    I really like kate but kelsey is a little to vulgar for me 😅

  • Reply Bruno Díaz August 24, 2018 at 1:00 am

    healthy https://www.minilinkurl.com/82c6h

  • Reply The Red Of Roses September 8, 2018 at 3:29 am

    This reminds me of college.

  • Reply Abby September 10, 2018 at 1:24 am

    y'all wake up a lot differently than i do…

  • Reply - aesthetic_boi - September 23, 2018 at 12:36 am

    literally my life in a video

  • Reply YOURか TRASH November 20, 2018 at 11:40 pm

    Honestly me

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