The source of the so-called “electron virus”
remains a mystery. The CDC has added portable video devices like
cellphones and tablets to its list of possible virus carriers. Over ten thousand West Phoenix residents are
now infected with the immune-suppressing virus and there are no signs of it slowing down. Glendale and Maryvale residents should avoid
skin contact with all flagged devices. A breathing mask is still recommended in public
places as it is still unknown whether the virus can pass from person to person. Keep a safe distance from anybody with cloudy
eyes or nose bleeds. Miss? Sorry. Umm. Thirty on number two, please. Go ahead and swipe it. Dangerous place to work these days, huh? You’re telling me. [Sports Announcer] Reporter: Now that portable electronics have been declared a risk. The CDC is shutting down cell-phone distributors
like this one. If you must use your cellular device, Maryvale
residents are being urged to use plastic wrap or gloves to avoid immediate skin contact. Agh! -Hey.
-Hey. You ready? Did you forget? No. I thought’d be nice if we just ordered in tonight. Oh. Did you hear the latest report? Yes. I can wrap yours too if you want. -Let me see.
-Could you stop?! You know I don’t like it when you grab my
phone. Okay. Sorry. It’s a nice dress. What? Oh… I’m sorry. You do look great. Thanks. Could you at least put some real pants on? These are my going out pants… Sure. Hey. Why’d you pause it on some hot chick? To make you jealous. I was just making sure you didn’t miss the
special report. What kind of food did you order? Uh. Chinese? Or Mexican? Whichever. [On TV] Maybe you finally start listening to me because
it’s infecting our relationship. Tim is sounding like he feels pornography
has, basically, infected your relationship. I don’t know about infected, but… -Babe.
-It’s not a big deal! I don’t even know why you brought me on this show! -Babe. You- I’m telling you!
-You’re overreact- Here. Let me see your phone. I’ll wrap it for you. Seth, your pants. Oh my- you’re bleeding. What? What the heck? You need to go. It’s not safe. – What? No. No. I’m gonna stay and ma-
– Just please leave! Don’t touch that! It’s not safe. Just go. It has continued to spread rapidly, and the
source remains unknown. The CDC is now urging residents of the West Phoenix area to avoid all form of electronic communication. And that now includes radio. If you’re listening to this broadcast now,
we advise you to carefully turn off your device without making skin contact. Life Teen In association with Covenant Eyes