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The Sores of Whores (with Amanda Seales) – Gay of Thrones S7 E4 Recap

August 22, 2019


– Oh my god, Amanda, did you see
“Game of Thrones” last night? Um, do I love my HBO family? Hey, boos. So at the beginning,
brother D, honey, he had the hottest
night Mandalay Bay. He’s making it rain
counting up all his winnings. – Meanwhile, vintage
Mia Farrow just booked herself a Wells “Far-gross” commercial. – You can count on the
Iron Bank’s support as soon as the gold arrives. – So then,
back at Winterfell, Earl Gray is breaking the
ice with baby miss Cleo, but he’s like, bitch,
you can’t fool me. I saw your old tweets. – Chaos is a ladder. LITTLEFINGER (VOICEOVER):
Chaos is a ladder. – He’s like, you
can’t put me on the shit. I put you on the shit. Three eyes. – And then
baby “Kill Bill” rolls up to club
Winterfell, and they’re like, you are not on the list. And she’s like,
listen up, trick. My sister’s DJ-ing tonight. – Tell Sansa her sister’s home. – And then baby
“Kill Bill” and Sansa fierce are back together reunited,
and it’s oh so good. – And then they have the
most intense sleep over ever. – However long my list
got, he was always first. – Your list? – Of people I’m going to kill. [CHUCKLING] – So the Starks are
all back together again, and let me tell you, this
year’s Christmas card is gonna be ugly. – Then Jon Snow
takes Christina Aguilera down to the Keith Haring exhibit,
where he “cave-splains” all the art to her. – They were here together, the
children and the first men. – At the end, brother D,
he’s ready to go home, take off that hand, polish it
up, let the cat butthole breath, when he realizes there
is something amiss. – Listen. – It’s like waiting
for your period to come. There’s a rumble. You’re not feeling right. Then you look down,
and it’s like, fuck. – Fill the gaps! – Oh my god, just get
that girl a DivaCup. – We’ll see if you’re
that excited when you pull out a cup of your own blood. – Here’s the thing. If you don’t want to use a
DivaCup on your mooncycle, I support that. [LAUGHTER] I support that. You use whatever
you want to use. I’m so pro pussy. I love vaginas. – Because you don’t have one! – And I don’t have to be
in one, so I love them. I love them from afar. I’m like, yes, namaste, vagina. – No, vaginas are very pesky. It’s like you never
get a handle on them. They’re always running away
from you, like ah, ah, ah, yeast infection! – All of a sudden,
a whole Groupon of Dothraki appear. They are doing full soul
cycle, second position, and the toughest teacher
is leading the class. Feel that burn. – Push through the pain. – Pump them legs. – Don’t forget to breathe. – How you guys doing? I can’t hear you. – Sweat, bitch. The only person happy right now
is Dickon, because for once, nobody’s clowning his name. – Rickon. – Dickon. [LAUGHTER] – And then used
car salesman’s Blue Apron delivery shows up, and this week
it’s all about dragon kebabs. – But Christina is not
letting this plane go down, and she does a full Sully and
pulls a miracle on the Hudson. But brother D is not happy
about her Kerri Strug killer landing. – You fucking idiot. – And the
last thing we see is brother D making like
the heart of the ocean, just sinking. This hair is giving me full
on the artist formerly known as Cersei, but currently Sansa. But I feel like this is my
Khaleesi dragon riding hair. Dracarys! Where are– My dragons? [WHOOSH] [CREAKING] [WHOOSH]

100 Comments

  • Reply Cindy Martin August 8, 2017 at 7:16 pm

    "Full Soul Cycle, second position!"

  • Reply SnoriSnorison August 8, 2017 at 7:18 pm

    Oh GOD–I love this show! Go, Jonathan! <3

  • Reply MdudeCY August 8, 2017 at 7:40 pm

    Are the guests' hair actually done by Jonathan?

  • Reply KhemaySekhmet August 8, 2017 at 7:44 pm

    Gagging!

  • Reply Vegan Rockerchick August 8, 2017 at 7:53 pm

    OMG! I love my Diva Cup! Been using them for almost 15 years.

  • Reply Sarvis The Buck August 8, 2017 at 7:54 pm

    Jaime sinking as "My Heart Will Go On" plays is just…perfect!

  • Reply novascot60 August 8, 2017 at 9:37 pm

    Soul Cycle?! LOL hysterical!

  • Reply G4RN1SH August 8, 2017 at 10:32 pm

    "Brother D making like the Heart of the Ocean; just sinking"
    That's the best line, right there.

  • Reply Juarez August 8, 2017 at 10:53 pm

    I got AIDS just by watching.

  • Reply yourfavoriteweapon92 August 8, 2017 at 11:23 pm

    lmfaooooo "Listen up trick, my sister is DJing tonight"

  • Reply kuryamtl August 9, 2017 at 12:14 am

    The titantic ref I just adored!!!

  • Reply William Foote August 9, 2017 at 12:38 am

    Amanda!!!!!!

  • Reply narayantx August 9, 2017 at 12:45 am

    "Baby Kill Bill", cracks me up everytime I hear it. Best Gay of Thrones ever!

  • Reply Daniel Jalomo August 9, 2017 at 12:55 am

    A fucking death drop!!!!!! We need Katya on this.

  • Reply trackeroc August 9, 2017 at 12:57 am

    I never knew I could laugh at "Dickon" so much. Jonathan might well be my favorite part of being a Game of Thrones fan.

  • Reply user207230 August 9, 2017 at 1:16 am

    I live for this.

  • Reply InkedHD LeatherMan August 9, 2017 at 2:09 am

    Jamie sinking to the orchestral My Heart Will Go On is PURE GOLD!

  • Reply Cameron Bate August 9, 2017 at 3:07 am

    Shame it takes so long to go onto amazon prime

  • Reply Mike RM August 9, 2017 at 3:52 am

    The funniest episode yet! LMAO!

  • Reply malong21 August 9, 2017 at 4:03 am

    i have no interest in Game Of Thrones…but this re-cap is entertaining as hell! #LivinForTheRecap😂👍

  • Reply meikoblock August 9, 2017 at 5:06 am

    yes baby kill bill!!!

  • Reply Sarang Saranghae August 9, 2017 at 5:08 am

    "I saw your old tweets!" LMAO!

  • Reply Harth Gillett August 9, 2017 at 5:58 am

    What… Did I just watch? Haha. Funniest shit in a long time. Haha. Sansafierce. Baby kill bill. Hahahahahah

  • Reply Sergio Flores August 9, 2017 at 7:15 am

    "Keith Herring exhibit" 😂😂😂 so funny.

  • Reply kmdsison August 9, 2017 at 7:54 am

    Sansa Fierce lol

  • Reply omg hey there August 9, 2017 at 9:26 am

    why are the hot ones always gay

  • Reply Anonymous Owl August 9, 2017 at 10:54 am

    love that tweet name of little finger 'lilfinga69'

  • Reply Annastasya Patterson August 9, 2017 at 12:39 pm

    Love this

  • Reply Komang Putra August 9, 2017 at 4:32 pm

    Wkwkwkw waiting this episode . Love u from indonesia

  • Reply Cain Turner August 9, 2017 at 8:28 pm

    I think it might be time to re-name Daenerys someone a little more topical than XTina. No shade

  • Reply aspacejew August 9, 2017 at 8:28 pm

    Oh my god did Amanda just do Nomi from Showgirls signature move? Living.

  • Reply Rachel R312 August 9, 2017 at 9:19 pm

    Thank you for making me laugh so hard!! You are wonderful!

  • Reply MaxChats August 9, 2017 at 10:34 pm

    These get better every episode. Dany performing a "miracle on the hudson" made my day 😂😂

  • Reply Henbot August 9, 2017 at 11:47 pm

    She is amazing loved her and this was lovely

  • Reply HG August 10, 2017 at 1:51 am

    Baby kill bill 💪🏻

  • Reply Grim Bones August 10, 2017 at 3:43 am

    This episode felt like a season finale

  • Reply Adam Cordero-Steele August 10, 2017 at 7:30 am

    LMAO "LISTEN UP TRICK my sister's DJing tonight"

  • Reply Vanessa Borjas August 10, 2017 at 3:43 pm

    cave-explains!!! I'm dead! lol

  • Reply Byron Reid August 10, 2017 at 6:05 pm

    Seriously watch this right after every Thrones now for like "bonus footage", lol.

  • Reply Queensage77 August 10, 2017 at 6:22 pm

    Deville!! But I love it

  • Reply May Ramos August 10, 2017 at 6:47 pm

    ooohhh my gosh!! this is soooo good!! you guys are the best …

  • Reply Bart Geerts August 11, 2017 at 8:48 pm

    I think the hairdo is best described as Thoros' topknot times two

  • Reply sam aldred August 12, 2017 at 7:56 pm

    GET LESLIE JONES FOR THE NEXT ONE

  • Reply mbarunningfreak7 August 13, 2017 at 3:27 am

    I kinda really want a print of that Club Winterfell graphic…

  • Reply Hope Tugawin August 13, 2017 at 3:55 am

    They should get Sheldon Cooper for the finale

  • Reply cocomoonlight August 13, 2017 at 8:43 am

    Ugh this guy, we get it you are gay, no need to imitate loud black women, gay men are so unoriginal.

  • Reply rabit818 August 13, 2017 at 12:23 pm

    I've never seen Gay of T! So funny I binge watched it!

  • Reply C-Los Harvey August 13, 2017 at 2:25 pm

    Funny as hell

  • Reply Christine Joyce Amora August 14, 2017 at 11:25 am

    Waiting for episode 5

  • Reply Annemiek van Mierlo August 14, 2017 at 8:45 pm

    The entire soul cycle bit😂😂😂

  • Reply Beatriz Moreira August 15, 2017 at 3:16 am

    "then Jon Snow takes Christina Aguilera" Im dead after this

  • Reply C-Los Harvey August 16, 2017 at 6:49 am

    You guys… this is the funniest shit EVER!

  • Reply so tweet August 16, 2017 at 10:36 pm

    Full miracle on the Hudson. 🤣

  • Reply AmethystEyes August 17, 2017 at 5:42 pm

    I love the way he says "just sinkin'"

  • Reply Penn FarmGirl August 19, 2017 at 10:31 pm

    I just don't understand why you don't have a billion subscribers by now. You are the funniest thing on the internet!! Keep up the great work.

  • Reply Manuel Mendoza August 30, 2017 at 1:03 pm

    let the cat butthole breathe…. I AM DONE

  • Reply Dane Mitch August 31, 2017 at 3:49 am

    Baby kill bill hahahah

  • Reply Daniel Jalomo August 31, 2017 at 8:22 am

    I need the first two seasons recapped. K thanks 🙂

  • Reply Taz Boone August 31, 2017 at 12:48 pm

    Holy fuck I already lost it at Arya showing up to Winterfell with the beat playing in the background "my sisters DJ'ing tonight" lmao

  • Reply oOoOosparkles September 2, 2017 at 3:24 pm

    OMG what is that song / beat playing when Arya is trying to get into Winterfell? I want it

  • Reply Taimur Rahim September 7, 2017 at 7:36 pm

    you guys are really talented!!!

  • Reply Jeffrey Hard September 13, 2017 at 9:09 am

    This was SO fucking funny!

  • Reply luvvinallmusik 57 October 29, 2017 at 1:15 am

    Never seen GoT. Don't have cable. This makes me want to get cable. Who needs food anyway…

  • Reply Lady Lovely Lox & Bagels February 15, 2018 at 7:33 am

    “Cavesplains” 😂

  • Reply Holy_Hand_Grenade-of-Antioch February 16, 2018 at 3:47 am

    Lame.

  • Reply ian favors February 28, 2018 at 6:18 pm

    Baby kill bill lol

  • Reply Michelle Krol March 1, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    The sol cycle bit though!! “Don’t forget to breathe…I can’t hear you” pans to corpse burnt to a crisp…lmao

  • Reply Martina Sulkova March 3, 2018 at 10:05 pm

    Full SoulCycle 😀 😀 ahaha

  • Reply Hunter Winslow March 8, 2018 at 6:37 am

    SOULCYCLE 😂

  • Reply Jasmine G March 25, 2018 at 7:03 am

    Love my vagina Jonathan I wanna have your baby 😍

  • Reply DeathnoteBB March 27, 2018 at 11:17 am

    "Baby Kill Bill" XD I love it

  • Reply account_name_online online April 16, 2018 at 10:36 am

    LOL fill the gaps!

  • Reply Anonymous Poster April 19, 2018 at 7:40 pm

    LOL….this is easily the funnest episode!!

  • Reply Supreme Leader Kira May 28, 2018 at 2:55 am

    Omggg this is where i knew Jonathan frooom i was watching queer eye and i couldnt place hiiim

  • Reply Ser Brienne of Tarth June 10, 2018 at 8:01 pm

    Brilliant!

  • Reply gretchen baker July 2, 2018 at 8:56 pm

    Loved this too much

  • Reply A NB July 21, 2018 at 1:04 am

    Cavesplain the art XD

  • Reply Felicity Martinez Nakato October 21, 2018 at 7:59 pm

    why do they call jaime brother d??

  • Reply Bianca December 24, 2018 at 6:57 am

    Aaaaaaaaaaaahhyeeesssssss Plus Insecure!

    Oh my god and this is the best episode

  • Reply porfirio diaz carrillo February 20, 2019 at 4:22 am

    guuuuurrrrrlllll!!! Dickon is currently on The Umbrella Academy!!! yaaaasss!!

  • Reply Andrea Vanderhoef February 27, 2019 at 2:17 am

    I love these!!!! $

  • Reply Liz b April 10, 2019 at 4:47 am

    AMANDA!!!!

  • Reply Megan M April 15, 2019 at 6:09 am

    I’m a simple girl, I see JVN and I click

  • Reply Aritra Bhattacharyya April 16, 2019 at 5:34 pm

    Namaste vagina 😂🤣 😂 🤣

  • Reply lucatme April 17, 2019 at 9:43 am

    "And then used car salesman's Blue Apron delivery shows up and this week it's all about dragon shish kabobs "
    I'M DYINNGGGGG

  • Reply Tameika Williams April 17, 2019 at 11:14 pm

    My new GOT recap channel. Y'all giving me life!!! Especially with that Mia Farrow reference.

  • Reply M Hlib April 18, 2019 at 12:22 pm

    Lady Arya Baby-Kill-Bill Stark. I'm honestly amazed that I can understand all of these references they're pulling out at lightning speed

  • Reply My Life As An Imposter April 18, 2019 at 2:04 pm

    Fry Dragon Dragon 🤣🤣🤣

  • Reply sujitd April 19, 2019 at 4:02 am

    I would pay all my monies to see Amanda Seales dracarys the shit out of some fools on the HBOs.

  • Reply Alan Day April 19, 2019 at 1:22 pm

    Dear Gods when he braided her hair is sounded like fighting Velcro. WTC–What the Coitus.

  • Reply Adam Amaya April 20, 2019 at 3:44 am

    How do people find this funny, this shits gay af

  • Reply AngeliseValenya April 20, 2019 at 6:16 pm

    omg this shit is amazing why did I never watch before?

  • Reply iChillypepper April 27, 2019 at 12:37 am

    I’m gonna miss Jonathan’s take on GoT when the show is over 😢 Please do the prequel series too

  • Reply Sippin' On 'Scaato Drinkin' That 'Scaato April 27, 2019 at 10:31 pm

    Never heard anyone use the word "dick" on this show so I don't get why they think his name is funny. It should be Cockon for the joke to land

  • Reply Emily Griese May 7, 2019 at 5:03 pm

    Pulling out a cup of your own blood is no joke.

  • Reply Drosne Lochmir May 12, 2019 at 12:03 am

    Sweat bich!

  • Reply Rommism May 18, 2019 at 7:22 am

    I love it when Jonathan engages in some genital factoids.

  • Reply Ludmilla Ludmilla June 14, 2019 at 1:41 pm

    then jon snow takes christina aguillera down to keith haring exhibit..

  • Reply Paul Vega June 23, 2019 at 5:48 am

    Fav episode

  • Reply SANDIARTS July 8, 2019 at 6:09 am

    “Feel the burn!”🤣🤣

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