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The ‘Soft Boy’ Epidemic

December 24, 2019


All right, the rumors are true I got a haircut because I was sick and tired of all of the ruthless Bullying taken taking place in my youtube comment section. Okay, just take a look at these walk out the door You see someone that you know, and they ask you how you are You just have to say that you’re fine when you’re not really fine but you just can’t get into it because they would never under so My feelings I just want to thank everyone for the mean comments. I really appreciated it. And yeah Bullying works now, we know okay before we get into everything first off. I want to say if you’re new here. Hello. What’s up? And if you’re coming back, hello, what’s up? It’s very good to see you again you see what happens when you subscribe to my channel you get an extra greeting at the beginning of every Single video and that’s the Curtis Connor guarantee. So smash that subscribe button For an extra greeting. All right guys, you’ve got a great video today I know I said that every time because it’s true all my videos are great, boys. Let’s talk about him Okay, you got the tall boys the short boys good boys bad boys follow boys American boys you name any sort of boy you can find them on the Internet in recent years There has been a growing obsession with a certain kind of boy we see it in memes all the time, you know when Twitter crowns its its new white boy of the month, you know, whether it’s Timothy sha’lame or Ross Lynch or Alex wolf or You know Ascenta neo I can’t abandon the person I used to be So I carry him you see the similarities, you know Attractive white dudes with cheekbones and jaw lines that look like they haven’t slept in Ever it looks like they’ve never slept. I want to say something. I don’t have a problem with most of these boys Okay I only brought them up because they relate to the type of person that we’re gonna be talking about in this video the Internet has many names for this type of boy, but the most commonly used term is Soft boy. What is a soft boy? Is that someone who just moisturizes every day? No. Oh No urban, dictionary defines soft boy as similar to a boy But without the cocky attitude the soft boy will butter a girl up by appealing to her emotions and showing a sensitive side long enough for her to sleep with him whether or not he actually cares about her or not, then like the boy he can’t Won’t commit differs from the boy because he goes for the heart and emotions rather than just the body coulda said it better myself I brought up the Twitter boys before because I feel like these soft boys very weird saying that so many times I feel like these soft boys. They look at these You know, they look at the Ross Lynch’s and the nois antonio’s and they’re like all these girls love these guys. I should just Pretend to be them and when they get what they want They’ll just totally abandon it or just keep doing it until they get another thing they want, you know, you know, just textbook manipulation Oh, if you guys still don’t know the type of dude I’m talking about. It’s like the the guy from 500 days of summer. I was would say five murders shades of gray. Oh my god. That’s not a movie 500 summer You know, he’s like, oh, yeah on like I listen to the Smiths and I’m an architect. I’m like sick Why don’t you just fucking marry me? You know, what’s the issue dude, you know, they got like disheveled hair, you know, maybe they There weren’t vans or Birkenstocks. Hey guys, I’m editing right now, and I just realized I said Birkenstocks Which is just not what I meant to say at all. I meant to say Doc Martens. I Don’t know why I said that Birkenstocks for those sandals that your weird uncle wears and I meant to say dogs. Okay. I’m very dumb. I’m sorry Here’s the rest of the video they cuff their pants, of course like oh, you know They cuff their pants dude, the most cuff pants you’ve ever seen every season is cuffing season for a soft boy Okay, the only thing they can cuff our pants Why don’t I have trouble saying a one syllable word? Oh, you know pants how it’s one syllable Well, I made it too You know, they look like they play the guitar But they probably can’t and they carry around like an empty mold skin forever and they never read anything in it And I know I literally probably just described what I look like, but I’m not a soft boy, okay? I’m a hard boy. That’s weird I’m not that either You can usually pretty easily spot a soft boy just from their clothing and what they look like and stuff But the best way to really find out if someone is a soft boy is looking at how they communicate with people on the Internet especially people they’re trying to court alright It’s the Year 1550 – I don’t know why I said court that brings us to what our main focus is today an amazing Instagram account that goes by the name of beam me up soft boy this page shares some great screenshots and text conversations from all sorts of softball soft bytes No, I’m soft boys from all around the globe worldwide It’s and they compile it all into one place and it’s the most amazing most uncomfortable thing. I have ever seen so we’re gonna lie got a few of these and really dissect them and try to get into the mind of a soft boy and See what we can do to stop the soft boy evidently. Let’s get into it, dude Here’s a great message from one of these dudes. I first saw you yesterday Oh And have sense that you might have the same intrigues as me and was wondering whether you wanted to roam Meadows past vicariously through literature and pontificate on our fascination with the way McEwan utilizes the Implicit to demonstrate the wonders of life come over Oh Shit, this is the best response ever. Sorry. Do I know you? I’d like to think that this guy is just right like messaging random girls and being like boy I mean like if I message a thousand one of them’s got to be like, okay Yeah, sure man, like if anyone ever said yesteryear to me and like not as a joke or anything, I’m on it I’m on a train. I’m leaving I’m leaving town dude. Yeah, so yesteryear I was uh, oh, sorry, I am where you going? Oh, oh, oh, sorry, you said yesteryear? so I’m I gotta catch this train really quick and never see you I get to start a new life now because I can I Never want to see you ever again. Dude. Say yesteryear. I’m on a train. Oh cool whereabouts you live. Then my parents live in Hoxton But I live in the moment Huh, yeah, if you’re like apartment complex or your condo building is called the moment Then that’s fine. I don’t think that’s the case though. Yeah, where do you live? No, I mean like Geographically, like where are you? So like I’m trying to pick you up so we can go on this date that you want to go on, you know I’m ready. You know, it’s not about locations dude. It’s about being in the moment and just appreciating it and talking about the yesteryears that we’ve experienced and just fucking Just being in the moment and you know, there’s nothing better Than being in the moment, you know Here’s a tender bio from one of these soft boys because obviously they’re on tinder not trying to show you anywhere on tinder But you know what? Obviously they’re on there, you know got to be indie cuz that’s the only way forward Adidas Originals are the only shoes I wear if you don’t like indie music then am sorry We cannot be friends my anthem. Do I want to know by the Arctic Monkeys? I mean no shade to the Arctic Monkeys, but dude I feel like that’s the least indie indie band you could ever listen to they’re like a very Popular band do like I listen to a really underground shit like you murder Coldplay did yeah, probably not you. Yeah, this is like my little secret Here’s another great tinder bio 5/9 looking for a muse. Okay things I don’t care about climate change Brexit voting Palestine being nice Adel, etc Swipe right if you’re cool and real dude You gotta have a lot of balls to put things I don’t care about and number one on your list is Climate change do that’s so edgy You know, dude Fuck the planet roll and floating change this whole thing five nine looking for amuse and then add two letters at a U and an m59 looking for a museum because then you’re like Oh, he likes museums. So I’m looking for one, too. Let’s go find a museum together. Okay, this one x one was my favorite I feel like I need to do a dramatic reenactment to fully Show it to you and I feel like this is how it went down So let’s go me and this girl is so so cool. I think I have a like a huge crush on her. She seems really Really artsy. Yeah, I need to let her know that um hmm Your artsy huh Oh Auto correct, dude, I meant to say artsy put already. What does that even mean? Okay still no response. Maybe she just like needs a reminder, you know of the text that I just sent Your artsy, huh? All right, that’ll that’ll do it now now sheers now she’ll respond Even why isn’t she responding dude? I texted her twice. This girl won’t fucking dengue bag We’re perfect for each other. I’m arts. She’s artsy. I’m artsy Humored see Thank you. That is a that’s the play that I’m working on called. I’m artsy. How are the dog Martin’s the last four years? They’re an investment. I like I’ve warned them the whole time at Amsterdam So every crease is a memory and has a history and of course being leather means that I have to be Respectful of the life it had before so there’s so much history already in them Their boots my guy ladies someone text you that give them the boot. I don’t do portraits I can paint your aura. Oh, man aura how about or Paint literally anything else than that? Well you imagine like Leonardo da Vinci painting the Mona Lisa and she’s dead She’s sitting there for so long. Just waiting and then he flips it around and it’s her aura I don’t think that would be in the Louvre that would be in the loo as in the toilet Washing it down auras get flush. I’m an outsider, but I don’t enjoy Shrek, dude In case you haven’t noticed I’m weird. You gotta be a whole different type of monster to not like Shrek You have to be an actual real ogre to not like the movie Shrek can’t believe this. It’s just not very enjoyable There are much better films. Okay. True. Please tell me you’ve watched poke fish. Oh God I’m a weirdo Oh God the worst guy. I just don’t like Shrek. There’s better movies. Yeah No shit, you know there’s better foods than apples apples are still amazing Better foods, please. Tell me you’ve had fettuccine alfredo Shrugs bad because it wasn’t directed by Quentin Tarantino You look like a sociopathic mess, and I love it Okay. This is a remix of the the Kanye and little pump song. You know, you look like a sociopathic mess I love it And this person super liked them and I had to look it up because I didn’t know what that meant but Apparently when you super like someone on tinder like shows up and it’s like a big thing like oh this person is super liked you So this dude did that to make sure that this person saw this message. Do you have mental health problems? You know, I love it it I love that for you. That is a that is a legit like health problem You look like you have mesothelioma, and I just love that. Oh, man Do I go nuts for girls who have mesothelioma? Like dude? Don’t say that. It’s the same thing. Don’t do that I want to decorate your beauty in red and purple berries and with you seek lightning I don’t know why but something was astounded in me. Not particularly a physicality I just got this electricity from you that made me feel I must pursue and the pity is to be obstructed by screens and superficiality Hey, what the fuck? Are you saying? Like, I feel like this guy was just like he opened his keyboard and was like Yeah, that makes sense kind of time for the kisses Oh what time’s it it’s time to get kissed a good piece of art should Make you want to yourself well lashes not true at all a real film fan would know that a movie is only good if it makes you sad there is A part in Shrek where I got really sad, you know, so I think Shrek is better than Pulp Fiction, okay I think that’s what we learned today. Shrek is better than Pulp Fiction. I don’t think my brain can handle any more I think it’ll just leak out of my ears. I always cease to exist because and I don’t want it to happen So I’m gonna stop reading these I honestly feel so bad for just everyone that has to deal with these types of people You know I think there’s something genuinely wrong if you have to pretend to be emotional to get a girl to like you or to get anyone to like you because you should just have Emotions like a regular human being I don’t know just a thought again. You can be an artistic fella You can be emotional You can be all of that, you know, but you still have to be a Jen human being first before that Okay, if you’re behaving a way that is not genuine to get girls or to get just anything to gain something It’s gonna hurt you in the long run, you know being yourself is a lot easier and you’ll attract the right people And if you’re a soft boy watching this please I urge you to change your ways call 1-800 Soft we have people standing by Waiting for your calls to let you know how you can change and become a better person Okay. We want to help. I’m just kidding, please Don’t call that number is not real and it might be registered to something completely different All right, that’s gonna do it for this video. If you enjoyed it, please press the like button leave a comment Let me know what you thought and let me know if you’ve ever Encountered one of these guys and let me know the weird stuff They they’ve said because it’s very fascinating and I laugh a lot every time I see you. Yeah, check out the account Be me up soft boy also Don’t forget to press the subscribe button Because I make a video every week and they’re all so much good so much good You’ll also get an extra greeting at the beginning of every video. So press the subscribe button to join Curtis town today Other than that check the description for my Twitter my Instagram my links for the for my weekly Podcast that I do called very really good and it’s a lot of fun You should check it out And there’s also a patreon for that podcast where you can get early access to episodes and a bonus monthly video episode. Ok Bye, I’m gonna go watch Shrek now See ya. I don’t fit in what’s up my soft boys If you enjoyed this video click the other videos on my screen and watch those cuz they’re great And also don’t forget to press the subscribe button. Alright, see ya

100 Comments

  • Reply Kurtis Conner January 4, 2019 at 8:59 pm

    UR ARTSY HUH????????

    let me know if you want me to make a part 2!! thanks for watching!

  • Reply Riti Aggarwal November 30, 2019 at 8:56 am

    i think i just realised my ex boyfriend was a soft boy. he’s not white but yea.

  • Reply Adit November 30, 2019 at 9:47 pm

    I'm curious as to what 1800-BOY-SOFT could possibly be registered to
    Like you boil an egg and you're just like
    Hm
    Boy soft

  • Reply DUMPSTER SHAWN November 30, 2019 at 9:49 pm

    I only have to cuff my pants because I'm short

  • Reply MasonManDudePro12Pro December 1, 2019 at 2:12 am

    Your hair still stinks like poo poo

  • Reply G Geisler December 1, 2019 at 4:13 am

    fall out bois are the best bois

  • Reply yus December 1, 2019 at 4:26 am

    1-800-BOY-SOFT just took me to a software line

  • Reply agnes December 1, 2019 at 6:26 pm

    in the louve
    i am screaming.
    LOUVRE
    LOUVRE

  • Reply Witchy Poo December 1, 2019 at 9:44 pm

    He’s cute, but he looks like he literally rolls out of bed at noon, lays on the floor questioning all of his life choices for an hour in the dark, then jumps up, shakes his head, turns on his light, then makes his videos.

  • Reply GUY CHACHO December 1, 2019 at 10:42 pm

    Get a neck tat

  • Reply Green Namek December 1, 2019 at 11:59 pm

    They just sound like Enneagram type 4

  • Reply Ark01000 December 2, 2019 at 1:50 pm

    We don’t sleep. Like it’s been 5 nights of hell. Plus Dr martins are great! Think I’m half way there, but I’m to depressed AF and gay.

  • Reply yo do I gotta call tiesto December 3, 2019 at 10:07 am

    hold up didn't one of those white boys play Jeffrey Dahmer?

  • Reply Lauren Lizzzbeth December 3, 2019 at 1:34 pm

    Soft boys have appropriated bisexual culture and I do NOT appreciate it.

  • Reply Maeve Hawthorn December 3, 2019 at 10:34 pm

    #softbi

  • Reply Pineapple Juice December 3, 2019 at 11:10 pm

    oh my god my brother is a soft boy

  • Reply ayejay _ December 3, 2019 at 11:53 pm

    I must live under a rock cos I've never heard of a soft boy????

  • Reply ayejay _ December 4, 2019 at 12:00 am

    Fucking hate when people say "oh fuck yea I love Arctic Monkeys too" and literally the only song they know is Do I Wanna Know?

  • Reply Mr. Coupe December 4, 2019 at 2:50 pm

    You’re an Itty Bitty Boi

  • Reply Maddie Loves A Sunflower December 5, 2019 at 6:31 am

    I love the girl in the messages who asks "what's wrong with deodorant?" to the "musky" guy LMAOO

  • Reply M m December 5, 2019 at 6:30 pm

    timothée chalamet is the white boy of the century… ??

  • Reply Valeria Acosta I December 5, 2019 at 8:40 pm

    “Im not a soft boy, I’m a hard boy”

    – a soft boy

  • Reply Elasticgoons 25 December 5, 2019 at 9:58 pm

    He looks like if both Willy Wonka merged and became semi punk

  • Reply Emi Rose December 6, 2019 at 1:12 am

    This is big cringe but if a girl said this to me I would actually marry her

  • Reply Ashley Moore December 6, 2019 at 11:45 am

    "I'm not a soft boy, I'm a hard boy"

    Hot

  • Reply Andreas As December 6, 2019 at 1:37 pm

    Yes i listen to indie
    Yes i like tarantino
    Yes i wear black or something

    No im not a soft boy and i concider them a emberresment. When he said pulp fiction i was ashemed….

  • Reply Solemon Black December 6, 2019 at 5:18 pm

    “Yeah I listen to really underground shit, have you ever heard of Coldplay?”

    OMFG IM DEAD LOL

  • Reply Taylor Garrett December 6, 2019 at 7:39 pm

    I would buy a shirt that said “extra greeting” ???‍♀️

  • Reply Радмила Нафикова December 6, 2019 at 7:53 pm

    Basically the comments were saying you to wash your hair, not to fucking cut it *off*. Could you please grow your pretty curls back? I'm not objectivising you, I just love curls.

  • Reply First Last December 6, 2019 at 10:13 pm

    6:17

  • Reply sunflower December 7, 2019 at 4:27 pm

    6:39 that’s a reference to How I Met Your Mother, so it doesn’t count.

  • Reply Xandra Struble December 7, 2019 at 7:29 pm

    court me plz

  • Reply Pretty GAY December 7, 2019 at 9:45 pm

    shrek is better than most things

  • Reply Mike Hunt December 8, 2019 at 1:59 am

    There is nothing better than living in the moment. I’m 9 months pregnant, naked in my kitchen eating lemon cake with my hands and watching this. Not a lie.

  • Reply Mike Hunt December 8, 2019 at 1:59 am

    Fuck Palestine.

  • Reply Nat Marietti December 8, 2019 at 10:35 pm

    Kurtis didn’t know how to English in this video

  • Reply thnks Pete December 8, 2019 at 11:22 pm

    tHaNks PeTe

  • Reply Darudestorm December 9, 2019 at 12:27 am

    Man, I love the reverb

  • Reply Peppermint Snowdrift December 9, 2019 at 11:59 am

    Oh, girls do this, too. Hey, wait! I am NOT your weird uncle! LOL!

  • Reply clem fandango December 9, 2019 at 6:32 pm

    i wear docs and am a bit of a twat so i might be a soft boi… but i’m a grown woman ?

  • Reply Tisha Jn December 9, 2019 at 8:30 pm

    kurtis is like if a soft boy and a californian surfer dude bro merged

  • Reply Payton Young December 10, 2019 at 12:10 am

    Ayy I'm a soft boy.
    This mean :'(

  • Reply katherine Cartman December 10, 2019 at 11:27 am

    oh you're artsy? name every painting

  • Reply HouseOfLeaves December 10, 2019 at 12:29 pm

    EveryboyHYBRID

  • Reply Mia Moore December 10, 2019 at 8:12 pm

    “Attractive white dudes with cheekbones and jaw lines that look like they haven’t slept in …ever”

    ummm who’s gonna tell him??

  • Reply Rachel C. Patz December 10, 2019 at 11:57 pm

    When you realize your a soft boi

  • Reply ferma December 11, 2019 at 12:09 am

    fuck
    my current crush is a soft boy
    fUCK

  • Reply Diane Magnolia December 11, 2019 at 4:08 am

    editing you made me wheeze

  • Reply abandon hope all ye who enter here December 11, 2019 at 8:39 am

    Void Stiles indeed never slept and is anything else but a soft boi^^ 1:48

  • Reply Luge Mania December 12, 2019 at 3:23 am

    8:37
    5'9 Looking for a muse ment.

  • Reply HorrorGeek9 December 12, 2019 at 7:02 am

    Soft Boys are just so cringy.

  • Reply Froggy Yeah December 12, 2019 at 11:28 am

    Aura??

    More like orr uhhhm

  • Reply Carson Crouch December 12, 2019 at 4:52 pm

    A soft boy sounds worse than a f*ck boy.

  • Reply Gmonster2323 December 13, 2019 at 2:03 am

    Sad Boy != Soft Boy

    Sad Boys
    – a l o n e 4 e v r
    – EXPLICIT CONTENT
    – Soundcloud rappers
    – E-boys are the spawn of Sad Boys
    – Pitch black hair.
    – The most adorable things in the universe.
    – top

    Soft Boys
    – uwu
    – bottom
    – Sweaters
    – Lots of white and off-white in fashion.
    – Acid washed jeans (Don't want them too dark!)
    – Literally just the polar opposite of Sad Boys
    – Innocent marshmallows (but sometimes extremely horny)

    You see, I'm a soft boy. My crush is a sad boy. Soooo.. yea. I know these random things.

  • Reply Emily Healy December 13, 2019 at 6:24 pm

    I'm a soft bi

  • Reply ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪ'ᴍ ʀᴀᴅ December 14, 2019 at 2:46 am

    🙁 im artsy

  • Reply Yash December 14, 2019 at 4:11 am

    Pulp Fiction is the most overrated hot garbage film of all time

  • Reply Judith Piper December 14, 2019 at 4:44 am

    Shit. I'm a Soft Boy? Who knew…

  • Reply Léa ne December 14, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    yesteryeeyeer

  • Reply Manpreetmuskan December 14, 2019 at 4:31 pm

    1-800-BOY-SOFT

  • Reply Aria Angelical December 14, 2019 at 9:42 pm

    i think most of these boys have masculine BPD.

  • Reply Brenda D December 15, 2019 at 3:41 am

    Attractive white dudes with cheekbones and jawlines that look like they havent slept? ?? sound familiar kurtis?

  • Reply Thomas Lewman December 15, 2019 at 5:39 am

    15:09 OH MY GOD is that mickey murphy????????????

  • Reply TheOnionQueen December 15, 2019 at 5:10 pm

    You fit every description for the boys at the beginning of the video.

  • Reply nice December 15, 2019 at 7:30 pm

    Kurtis is lowkey an eboy ???

  • Reply The BeastModeNerd49 December 15, 2019 at 8:42 pm

    Aura more like aurnah

  • Reply Will Middleton December 16, 2019 at 2:09 am

    Ay I moisturize every day if you know what I mean. Moisturize a certain part of me if you know what I mean. Usually in the dead of night if you know I mean.

  • Reply 512 December 16, 2019 at 2:16 am

    I've watched this three times but I keep forgetting what happens inside the video, so I have to keep rewatching it.

  • Reply jala penos December 16, 2019 at 12:45 pm

    That guy really put adele and the climate change on the same plan ?

  • Reply jala penos December 16, 2019 at 12:50 pm

    I don't like SpongeBob the movie
    HaVe YoU WaTcHeD jOkEr ?

  • Reply Lacey Leigh Lovell December 16, 2019 at 2:48 pm

    Fry a chicken on that hair? What does that even mean? That's like someone was like "here's some words I know".

  • Reply Lacey Leigh Lovell December 16, 2019 at 3:15 pm

    Oh my God when you first started talking about this I was a relatively new thing. But the more I listened I was thought it was starting to sound kinda familiar but then you read ther first super long message that was full of words but completely devoid of substance and realized that this is only a new term. Cause I was about your age in the early 2000s and I dealt with the exact same pomposity-disguised-as-intellect and skeeviness-desguised-as-sensitivity then. I don't know if there was a term for it at that time but it really is nothing new. Lots of people will try anything to get laid

  • Reply Honeygirl December 16, 2019 at 3:39 pm

    The saft by’s

  • Reply Tim Closefield December 16, 2019 at 6:15 pm

    My sister told me that she admired Ur 'soft boy' personality

  • Reply Bradley Holland December 17, 2019 at 4:23 am

    “He got super liked, I had to look that up bc I didn’t know what that meant”

    AHAH YEAH.. RIGHT

  • Reply Uber Original December 17, 2019 at 6:32 am

    As a fellow curly-haired person, personally, I love your hair. 10/10. Would recommend.

  • Reply Papaya Petunia December 17, 2019 at 7:50 am

    Relating to the thumbnail, Jugheads (from riverdale) entire character is literally just not being like oThEr GiRls.

  • Reply HarryIII December 17, 2019 at 1:54 pm

    Lol as soon as you said Birkenstocks i thought of Doc Martins anyway. Thats a bit weird

  • Reply Alisha Tahir December 17, 2019 at 6:31 pm

    paleststain

  • Reply Per Evra December 18, 2019 at 6:58 pm

    im artsy 🙁

  • Reply Sidra Abbas December 18, 2019 at 10:29 pm

    lmfao "u've ever heard of Coldplay dude?" im dead

  • Reply Anna W December 19, 2019 at 2:19 pm

    It's like Edward Cullen without the murder

  • Reply grace pilkington December 20, 2019 at 3:34 am

    "your hair is lacking volume i'M uNsUbScRiBiNg"

  • Reply stella mitkov December 20, 2019 at 8:39 am

    I'm an honors ELA student and i can't make head or tail of any of the shit these soft boys are saying. they are literally just spouting nonsense to make themselves sound smart. uggh

  • Reply Ashley Jean December 20, 2019 at 8:37 pm

    I think I’m in fucking love with you bro

  • Reply Maggie McGaw December 20, 2019 at 10:09 pm

    Aura? More like or NAH

  • Reply Karen N. December 20, 2019 at 10:20 pm

    the promise of an extra greeting reeled me in I might be too easy

  • Reply Emwy Wams December 21, 2019 at 3:28 am

    Your c(hair)acter development has been quite interesting. I enjoy going back to appreciate it's evolution.

  • Reply Sobbing Bisexual December 21, 2019 at 8:54 pm

    Are you saying that Soft boy style = Bisexual style? Docs, Vans, Cuffed jeans… apparently I’m a soft boy and I’m not even a boy

  • Reply RobotClap December 21, 2019 at 10:46 pm

    I hate that I’m Joesph Gordon Levitt from that movie irl.
    but…I do love the smiths and architects are cool.
    No apologies, I renege on that part about “hate” earlier in this same comment.

  • Reply Ivy Elias December 22, 2019 at 2:00 am

    kurtis i love you but this video is literally just you insulting yourself lmao x

  • Reply m van pelt December 22, 2019 at 2:09 am

    12:55

  • Reply Ace Anthony Referiza December 22, 2019 at 9:01 am

    I watched this even though you're not as funny as Drew Gooden.

  • Reply Parker Nagle December 22, 2019 at 7:10 pm

    Lol kurtis looks like Timothy Chalamet

  • Reply Kylie Taylor December 23, 2019 at 6:54 am

    Okay so I have to ask.. did anyone call 1800-BOY-SOFT ?

  • Reply Tiki80 December 23, 2019 at 12:05 pm

    I dont understand how so many girly girls find Noah cintineo attractive.. dude has a goofy laugh and looks like he have never taken a shower..

  • Reply tarraing December 23, 2019 at 6:26 pm

    These boys have the energy of Finch from All The Bright Places

  • Reply TheArrowOfDestiny December 23, 2019 at 11:19 pm

    I have a viseral hatred for the word 'cringe' but holy shit 8:07 just fucking got me there mate

  • Reply Veda Ershadi December 24, 2019 at 2:47 am

    500sHeads ov grey (‘“””•|•”*”””””)

  • Reply H B December 24, 2019 at 5:12 am

    "Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life." -John 3:16

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