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The Letter Zero | MPGIS S1 | Episode 6

August 16, 2019


I don’t know Mom! Why don’t you give me a
fucking break, ok? I had to break up with my boyfriend today. Yeah, because he likes
fucking Gossip Girl more than Glee. God! Plus, I have a yeast infection. I don’t know, mom,
why don’t you ask the bread loaf that’s baking in my vagina? Get me some god damn Monistat! Can I help you? Probably not. What the fuck is that supposed to mean? It means whatever the fuck you want it to
mean. Listen, bitch, I don’t know who the fuck you
think you are, but- I’m Deandra. I’m new. I don’t give a fuck! Oh really? Cuz it sure seems like you do! Well I don’t! Well good! Great! Fantastic! Super! Awesome! Great! Great! Oh my God thank God you’re here, this fucking
slut- Not right now, Britt. Deandra, hi, Mackenzie
Zales, I don’t know if you remember me: head cheerleader, homecoming queen, part time model. Yeah. You cursed me out in the bathroom earlier
today. Oh my god, was that today? That seems like
so long ago. Right Trisha? Yeah, that was like, literally hours ago. You remember Trisha, right? Not really. Rea- really? We talked, you pooped, I thought
we had a connection. Sorry, uh, nothing. Allow me to introduce you to the co-head-vice
captain of the Overland Park cheer squad, Brittnay Matthews. Hey. Fuck off. You’re the handjob girl, right? What! Fucking Connor Devarnan! Anyway, Deandra, I’m glad I ran into you here.
We would like to offer you a spot on the Overland Park Cheer Squad. The fuck we would! The megaphone and pompoms are spoken for,
but you can either have a baton or the letter zero. Um, that would be the letter O. Oh. That- that makes a lot more sense. She can hold my fucking douche, okay, cause
she’s not on this fucking squad. Brittnay! Sidebar! What the fuck is going on? We are at war, Brittnay, and we need allies! Why was I not consulted about this? Because you are the co-head-vice captain of
the cheer squad! I am the head cheerleader! I have the last say on all personnel decisions.
Got it? Got it. Then fucking acting like it! So, um, did you… did you hear about Tim
Wallis’s new car? It’s a Fiat. Oh. Cool. We have new vending machines on campus. They
take credit cards now. That’s great. Oh god damn it. Deeeeaaandra- They would like to formally offer you a spot
on the cheer squad. I’m in. Really? Fuck no. You guys are assholes. Deandra. On the fourth floor of Oak Park Mall,
next to the Gymboree, there is a bathroom. A bathroom that is reserved for only the most
elite of Overland Park’s elite. I’ve heard of such a bathroom. Hey Trisha, how nice is it? t
It’s got potted plants, jumbo tampons, and a bidet for your vagina. I want to poop. There. Join the cheer squad and the key is yours. I’m in. Congratulations. Jenna Dapananian will be
contacting you regarding your uniform fitting. What size are you? I’m a zero. Me too! Me too! Me too. I swear to God, if this blows up in your face,
you had better believe that I will take this megaphone and shove it up your ass! Brittnay, that girl will be the key to us
regaining control of the girls bathrooms. Wait, wait a minute, you lost control of the
girls bathrooms?! Where the fuck am I supposed to shit now? Oh, you can go to Jack in the Box across the
street. You have to buy something, but I like their tacos.

100 Comments

  • Reply Bebe Siren January 27, 2018 at 2:29 am

    3:05 me when I look at the bendystraw ship

  • Reply Blank L February 7, 2018 at 8:25 pm

    Trisha is me

  • Reply Ronan LaTier February 11, 2018 at 12:16 am

    i WaNt To PoOp ThErE

  • Reply Karla Suescun February 11, 2018 at 7:40 pm

    "Got it?"
    "Got it"
    "Then fucking act like it "😅😅

  • Reply kat :0 February 21, 2018 at 6:36 pm

    Trisha and Deandra is my favorite

  • Reply Christina Marie February 24, 2018 at 7:52 pm

    “Where the fuck am I supposed to shit now?”
    “Oh. You can go to Jack In The Box across the street. You have to buy something, but, I like their tacos.”

  • Reply bucci bucci February 25, 2018 at 3:56 am

    “hey”
    “fuck off”

  • Reply Draco February 26, 2018 at 4:01 am

    I T S B R I T T A N Y B I T C H

  • Reply lovesick.mp3 March 4, 2018 at 12:31 am

    ''I'm Deandra. I'm new.''
    ''I dont give a fuck!''
    IM C R Y I N G

  • Reply Squidward Tennisballs March 4, 2018 at 2:18 pm

    I want.. to poop there..

  • Reply Emily McIntosh March 4, 2018 at 3:05 pm

    Damn they were on the ball with getting mackenzie bendable arms

  • Reply end me March 4, 2018 at 7:33 pm

    "Because he likes gossip girl more than Glee" if that's not a reason to break up with your boyfriend I don't know what is.

  • Reply Kūpaʻa Kaleo March 8, 2018 at 10:02 am

    "I swear to god if this blows up in your face, you had better believe it I will take this megaphone and SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!!!!!"

    Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Reply panda March 15, 2018 at 10:38 am

    deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeANDRA

  • Reply jurriaan Adema March 16, 2018 at 3:29 pm

    ..*!*..

  • Reply Anuushu April 1, 2018 at 1:28 am

    this HAS to be made live action

  • Reply Brittney Matthews April 3, 2018 at 5:56 am

    I'm a size zero.
    Important number: Zero

  • Reply Bridget Brennan April 3, 2018 at 2:53 pm

    I’m in.

    Really?

    Fuck no! You guys are assholes!

    Deandra, on the fourth floor of the Oak Park Mall next to the Gymboree, there is a bathroom…

  • Reply Lustful April 16, 2018 at 9:14 am

    Im a mixture of trisha gliendra and handjob girl.

  • Reply brandon walker April 22, 2018 at 4:35 am

    🙂

  • Reply Robin Jane May 1, 2018 at 6:04 am

    "Can I help you with something?"
    "Probably not… "
    "What the fuck is that supposed to mean?!"
    "Whatever the fuck you want it to mean. "

  • Reply owouwuowo May 6, 2018 at 5:24 pm

    2018 anybody? Also Brittany is my favorite!

  • Reply sadporn May 11, 2018 at 9:06 am

    I can relate to Deandra. Using others so that she can get buttloads of food and the right to poop in a nice environment.

  • Reply Bebe Carpenter May 15, 2018 at 3:27 pm

    "And a bedet for your vagina"

  • Reply Sad Girls Club June 3, 2018 at 1:09 pm

    i relate to trisha on personal levels

  • Reply Chloe Fulmer June 7, 2018 at 9:32 am

    "Hey"

    "Fuck off"

    Literally me on a good day XD

  • Reply Jane Eyre June 14, 2018 at 2:58 am

    "Wait ur the handjob girl right?" I fuckin died

  • Reply Aaliyah Avendano June 14, 2018 at 5:17 am

    1:21 LMAO TOO MUCH!!! XD

  • Reply HOEnia June 26, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Trisha is me trying to make connections

  • Reply Alex Martínez June 27, 2018 at 8:14 pm

    In this episode they changed Mackenzie's body

  • Reply romina bastidas June 28, 2018 at 12:39 am

    I LOVE TRISHA XDXDXDXD

  • Reply Bae Platinum July 9, 2018 at 1:21 am

    every single time i have a yeast infection, i think of brittany in the beginning of this

  • Reply Jaci Davenport July 9, 2018 at 7:53 pm

    I WILL TAKE THIS MEGAPHONE AND SHOVE IT IN UR ASS!!! favorite part

  • Reply Jen Source July 10, 2018 at 4:52 pm

    Deandera has nice boots

  • Reply Nifemi Adetunji July 12, 2018 at 6:43 am

    I just realized that Brittany has a douche because she only has sex from behind…the more you know.

  • Reply kek kek July 18, 2018 at 1:17 am

    ‘got it?’
    ‘…got it.’
    ‘then fucking act like it.’

  • Reply Mysllaw M. July 18, 2018 at 9:50 am

    yeah that was like literally hours ago

  • Reply frisky owo July 19, 2018 at 4:47 pm

    I know I'm fucking late but Trisha is a mood

  • Reply Jaci July 25, 2018 at 4:37 am

    BRITTANY IS MY QUEEN

  • Reply lazy john July 28, 2018 at 12:49 am

    Who is still watching in 2018

  • Reply James Evans August 4, 2018 at 11:55 am

    Trisha = me

  • Reply Lilac Samurai August 6, 2018 at 10:04 pm

    I've just started watching these today and I've heard so many of the quotes before without realising it came from this 😅
    I'm enjoying this a lot.

  • Reply tiffany rance August 19, 2018 at 8:12 pm

    Deandra with arms!

  • Reply Dae Vinci August 20, 2018 at 5:30 am

    I just realized they took the head off of the the other doll and put it on a new body for Mackenzie

  • Reply Chromatic Shrub96 August 25, 2018 at 6:00 pm

    This fucking show I swear

  • Reply black guanábana September 1, 2018 at 11:09 pm

    "We talked, you pooped. I thought we had a connection."

    Iconic line

  • Reply i like kpop o.o September 2, 2018 at 3:16 am

    "What the FACK is going on?!"

  • Reply Anønymøus Urie September 5, 2018 at 11:10 pm

    Brittney is my spirit animal. Glee is the best.

  • Reply Loupie :D September 11, 2018 at 7:23 pm

    3:24 that cute little giggle >w<

  • Reply Mooncake ✨ October 15, 2018 at 5:48 pm

    "we talked, you pooped. I thought we had a connection" 😂😂

  • Reply Captain Softi October 20, 2018 at 5:55 am

    tfw op mall only has 2 floors

  • Reply venus marie October 24, 2018 at 3:04 am

    BRITTANY REMINDS ME SO MUCH OF A FEMALE BAKUGOU KATSUKI IN BNHA LMFAOOOOO

  • Reply EvaMarie Schneider October 26, 2018 at 4:01 am

    "We talked, you pooped; I thought we had a connection"

  • Reply Zoee Nvm November 2, 2018 at 2:10 pm

    I don't know mom why don't you give me a fucking break ok I had to break up with my boyfriend today, yeah because he likes fucking gossip girl more than glee. PLUS I HAVE A YEAST INFECTION I DONT KNOW MOM WHY DONT YOU ASK THE BREAD LOAF THATS BAKING IN MY VAGINA

  • Reply Jean Piolo November 9, 2018 at 10:05 am

    "Hey"
    "Fuck off"

  • Reply childishendeavor November 9, 2018 at 11:24 pm

    The first 40 seconds of this video is my GODDAMN spirit animal

  • Reply astr0 bab3 November 12, 2018 at 9:10 pm

    "omg! was that today?!"

  • Reply yami November 16, 2018 at 5:30 am

    “We talked” “you pooped” “ I thought we had a connection”

  • Reply eryn walker December 5, 2018 at 1:49 am

    Brittany is my freaking spirt animal

  • Reply 엿먹어 December 7, 2018 at 12:50 am

    Trisha lowkey a panicked gay

  • Reply GreyHound 340 December 9, 2018 at 6:25 am

    She can hold my fucking douche ok?

  • Reply Luke Alv December 26, 2018 at 9:11 pm

    I love Trisha xD

  • Reply blueberry loves dusty January 20, 2019 at 1:32 am

    "Can I help you?"
    "Probably not."
    "What the fuck is that supposed to mean?"

  • Reply O K January 29, 2019 at 3:11 am

    "Got it?"
    "Got it…"
    "Then fucking act like it"

  • Reply M A Y B E February 3, 2019 at 4:09 am

    Every episode it gets a little darker 😂

  • Reply Dani Ink February 10, 2019 at 1:43 am

    "You pooped, we talked, I thought we had a connection"
    Ep 1: "Shut up, Trisha! Or I'll tell everyone about you making out with Ida Martinez"
    ARE WE NOT GONNA DISCUSS TRISHA BEING GAY AT ALL

  • Reply moon lighttt February 16, 2019 at 1:16 pm

    2019?

  • Reply Ume Sama February 22, 2019 at 3:56 am

    Looking back, I never realized how weird Mackenzie’s old hairstyle looked

  • Reply Bones March 15, 2019 at 2:20 am

    "give me a break I had to break up with my boyfriend today."
    "BECAUSE HE LIKES GOSSIP GIRL MORE THAN GLEE…also i have a yeast infection."

  • Reply Klara litschi March 25, 2019 at 8:17 pm

    I love the redhead… i LOVE her

  • Reply Error Arts April 13, 2019 at 2:39 am

    I Fucking love Brittany! 😂

  • Reply Camille Marie April 29, 2019 at 6:04 pm

    THIS FUCKING SLUT-😂😂

  • Reply athena rodriguez May 2, 2019 at 8:58 pm

    "I want to poop there"

  • Reply aslandus May 23, 2019 at 4:23 am

    "They would like the formally offer you a spot on the cheer squad"
    "I'm in"
    "Really?
    "Fuck no, you guys are assholes"

  • Reply domisthebomb09 May 23, 2019 at 4:05 pm

    Those fake smiles when cursing or mad just make this 100 times better

  • Reply Lys Franc June 10, 2019 at 10:07 am

    Trisha is so nice but Brittnay so savage ! I love them so much !

  • Reply Kathi B. June 12, 2019 at 10:05 pm

    “Bc he likes gossips girl more than glee … oh and I have a yeast infection”

  • Reply Mimi Wey June 13, 2019 at 12:14 am

    Trisha trying to make conversation is me

  • Reply aya. June 13, 2019 at 11:41 am

    “You’re the handjob girl right?”

  • Reply mother abigail June 14, 2019 at 4:46 pm

    Brittany is my spirit animal 😌✨

  • Reply Taryn Boschee June 14, 2019 at 8:06 pm

    anyone else rewatching?

  • Reply Fiona Brennan June 16, 2019 at 2:39 am

    I didn’t notice until just now that Mackenzie’s voice was different in the first couple of episodes…

  • Reply Pikachu Neoncat June 17, 2019 at 1:12 am

    I think that I relate to Trisha the most.

  • Reply Strawberry Girl June 17, 2019 at 8:40 am

    “The letter 0 (zero)”
    “That would be the letter ‘o’ “
    I literally can’t 😂
    Isn’t even the funniest thing is this episode, but I still love it

  • Reply kimberlie15 June 17, 2019 at 12:52 pm

    Trisha and Deandra are my favorite

  • Reply s1mulus June 26, 2019 at 3:50 am

    Brittany Matthew's is my favorite person.

  • Reply d a n i June 29, 2019 at 2:07 am

    I love Brittnay w my whole ass heart

  • Reply Harry Valiente July 13, 2019 at 6:54 am

    Dont swear

  • Reply tiella the unknown July 17, 2019 at 12:50 am

    Brittany: can i help you
    Diandra: no thanks
    Brittanny: what the flip is that supposed to mean
    Diandra: idk
    That my funny part lol

  • Reply Alana Lopez July 21, 2019 at 7:22 am

    My fave is Trisha I absolutely love her 💕💜

  • Reply Diego Martinez July 25, 2019 at 8:58 pm

    I LOVE BRITTANY

  • Reply nini panini July 28, 2019 at 6:10 pm

    letter zero

  • Reply gaarafan93 August 7, 2019 at 2:30 am

    Brittany is LITERALLY my favorite 😭😂😂😂

  • Reply Dani Hicks August 7, 2019 at 11:04 pm

    We are at FUCKING war Trisha

  • Reply Sydney Hobbs August 10, 2019 at 12:42 am

    I want, to poop there

  • Reply iknewsabowasnotdead August 12, 2019 at 10:08 am

    The voice actors are so good has anyone talked about the voice actors yet 'cause they're so "facking" goooood 😭😭😭

  • Reply horseracingfan August 13, 2019 at 2:31 am

    we’d like to offer you a spot on the squad
    THE FUCK WE WOULD
    brittnay omfg

  • Reply Tone Malone August 13, 2019 at 7:10 am

    Listen bitch Idk who the fuck you think you are but… I'm screaming 😂😂😂

  • Reply Anonymous b August 13, 2019 at 5:34 pm

    deandra is who i aspire to be and trista is who i am

  • Reply Emilia Johnson August 14, 2019 at 8:22 pm

    1:15

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