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The 12 Days of Norovirus

October 8, 2019


On the first day of Christmas, noro gave to me The leading cause of foodborne disease. On the second day of Christmas, noro gave to me Two ends of symptoms, And the leading cause of foodborne disease. On the third day of Christmas, noro gave to me Three days off work, Two ends of symptoms, And the leading cause of foodborne disease. On the fourth day of Christmas, noro gave
to me Four weeks of shedding, Three days off work, Two ends of symptoms, And the leading cause of foodborne disease. On the fifth day of Christmas, noro gave to me Five toilet rolls, Four weeks of shedding, Three days off work, Two ends of symptoms, And the leading cause of foodborne disease. On the sixth day of Christmas, noro gave to me Six months’ protection, Five toilet rolls, Four weeks of shedding, Three days off work, Two ends of symptoms, And the leading cause of foodborne disease. On the seventh day of Christmas, noro gave to me Seven friends a-fleeing, Six months’ protection, Five toilet rolls, Four weeks of shedding, Three days off work, Two ends of symptoms, And the leading cause of foodborne disease. On the eighth day of Christmas, noro gave
to me Eight missed meals, Seven friends a-fleeing, Six months’ protection, Five toilet rolls, Four weeks of shedding, Three days off work, Two ends of symptoms, And the leading cause of foodborne disease. On the ninth day of Christmas, noro gave to me Nine days of cleaning, Eight missed meals, Seven friends a-fleeing, Six months’ protection, Five toilet rolls, Four weeks of shedding, Three days off work, Two ends of symptoms, And the leading cause of foodborne disease. On the tenth day of Christmas, noro sent to me Ten loads of laundry, Nine days of cleaning, Eight missed meals, Seven friends a-fleeing, Six months’ protection, Five toilet rolls, Four weeks of shedding, Three days off work, Two ends of symptoms, And the leading cause of foodborne disease. On the eleventh day of Christmas, noro gave to me Eleven public pukings, Ew! Ew! Ew! Ten loads of laundry, Nine days of cleaning, Eight missed meals, Seven friends a-fleeing, Six months’ protection, Five toilet rolls, Four weeks of shedding, Three days off work, Two ends of symptoms, And the leading cause of foodborne disease. On the twelfth day of Christmas, noro gave to me Twelve bottles of bleach, Eleven public pukings, Ew! Ew! Ew! Ten loads of laundry, Nine days of cleaning, Eight missed meals, Seven friends a-fleeing, Six months’ protection, Five toilet rolls, Four weeks of shedding, Three days off work, Two ends of symptoms, And the leading cause of foodborne disease.

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