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Thank You Notes: Potluck Dinners, Flu Shots

November 4, 2019

-I was just running a bit
behind today, so I thought, if you guys wouldn’t mind,
I’d just like to write out my weekly thank-you notes
right now. Is that cool with you? [ Cheers and applause ] James, can I get some
music, please? [ Piano plays ] Oh, my God.
-Happy New Year. -Yeah, Happy New Year,
buddy. Yeah. Holy moly. Where were you when
the ball dropped, you know? -Wow. He was 14. [ Piano plays ] “Thank you,
Christmas trees on the curb, for looking like
you’re still recovering from going too hard
on New Year’s Eve.” [ Laughter ] [ Applause ] Don’t even. “Thank you, pot-luck dinners,
for being a great way to trick your friends into
catering a party for you.” It’s like,
“Hey, what’s the deal? You invite me?”
-“Yeah, come on.” -“Come on over, bud.”
-“I’ve got a menu for you.” -“Just bring whatever
you want to eat or drink, and we’ll have
a good time.” [ Speaks indistinctly ]
-“We’ll be gone.” -We’ll be gone,
but you have a blast.” “Thank you, Sears,
for reaching a last-minute deal to stay in business. I think I speak for everyone
when I say, ‘Wait, you were still
in business?'” [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] I always love Sears. -[ Speaks indistinctly ] -You liked [ indistinct ]
more than Sears?” -I liked [ indistinct ]
more than Sears, yeah. “Thank you,.
music-festival lineups, for basically being
eye exams for hipsters.” [ Laughter ] [ Applause ] “Thank you, flu shots, for being the only time
I’m like, ‘You work at CVS? Sure, I’ll trust you to
stick a needle in my body.'” Guys, those are my
thank-you notes.


  • Reply brian stephens January 12, 2019 at 10:01 am


  • Reply Aden Kang January 12, 2019 at 10:03 am


  • Reply Steve0 ‽ January 12, 2019 at 10:04 am

    Is Jimmy sick oh no

  • Reply 1,000,000 subscribers without videos January 12, 2019 at 10:04 am

    1. I got a big dick
    2. You read that wrong
    3. You didn’t
    4. I’m lonely and i have no friends

  • Reply Red 13 January 12, 2019 at 10:07 am

    Man! That was a short one!

  • Reply Safeer Hussain January 12, 2019 at 10:09 am

    I love this show

  • Reply Hannah Boon January 12, 2019 at 10:11 am

    i love how passionate he is when he starts a new note

  • Reply Madeleine Prokes January 12, 2019 at 10:12 am

    thank you, next

  • Reply Jason Gastrich January 12, 2019 at 10:14 am


  • Reply Jared Pramonoo January 12, 2019 at 10:17 am

    he was 14 lol

  • Reply Victor Mihail January 12, 2019 at 10:23 am

    Thank you Kanye, very cool!

  • Reply Paul January 12, 2019 at 10:24 am

    A little more flu shot propaganda

  • Reply Hot Shame January 12, 2019 at 10:32 am

    NA humor right there

  • Reply Zoya F January 12, 2019 at 10:35 am

    Yay Im early
    BTW I thought this was a parody of thank u, next

  • Reply Madison Stuart January 12, 2019 at 10:37 am


  • Reply Jay D January 12, 2019 at 10:42 am

    LMAO “He was 14” Higgins is underrated af?

  • Reply New Message January 12, 2019 at 10:50 am

    Thank you, Higgins.. for making me mentally picture James' balls dropping.

  • Reply Ashokar Thanushkar January 12, 2019 at 10:51 am

    Thank u next!

  • Reply Vince Allen Meneses January 12, 2019 at 10:56 am

    luka #nbavote
    drose #nbavote
    scalabrine #nbavote

  • Reply Bruh January 12, 2019 at 11:04 am

    To everyone reading this , I hope u have an amazing and blessed 2019 ❤️

  • Reply don't watch that January 12, 2019 at 11:09 am

    Hey Jimmy can my channel get a shout out on your next show

  • Reply Kucopel Zol January 12, 2019 at 11:25 am

    Thank you, notes
    Thank you, notes
    Thank you, notes
    If you know what I mean

  • Reply Random Videos January 12, 2019 at 11:25 am

    James would have the best viral video if he quit. Fuck this job play the panio yourself and walks out?

  • Reply eveville I January 12, 2019 at 12:53 pm

    Is there a podcast of "Thank you notes"? I would love to add this to my Google morning routine.

  • Reply Mc Muffin January 12, 2019 at 2:04 pm

    0:11 Slavery Flashbacks

  • Reply Rae’Quan Morgan January 12, 2019 at 2:32 pm

    Someone please make a compilation of the guy trying not to laugh ???

  • Reply brightbite January 12, 2019 at 2:59 pm

    Xmas trees on the curb: depressing, disrespectful, and wasteful!

  • Reply MR Reaper4444 January 12, 2019 at 3:04 pm

    Tʰᶦˢ ᶦˢ ˢᵒ ˢᵐᵃᶫᶫ ᵗᵒ ʳᵉᵃᵈ ᵉᵛᵉᶰ ᶠᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘ ᵇʳᵒ⋅ ᴰᵒᶰᵗ ᵗʳʸ ᵗᵒ ᶜᵒᶰᵗᶦᶰᵘᵉ ʳᵉᵃᵈᶦᶰᵍ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵉʸᵉˢ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ˢᵗᵃʳᵗ ᵗᵒ ʰᵘʳᵗ ˢᵒᵒᶰ ᶦᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒᶰᵗ ˢᵗᵒᵖ⋅ ᵂʰʸ ᵈᵒᶰᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵗᵒᵖ﹖ ⋅⋅⋅⋅ᵍᵒ ᵃʷᵃʸ ᵇʳᵒ ᵃᶰᵈ ʳᵉᵃᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᶰᵉˣᵗ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉᶰᵗ⋅ ˢᵗᵒᵖ ʳᵉᵃᵈᶦᶰᵍ ᵃᶫʳᵉᵃᵈʸ﹗ ᴵ ˢᵉᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒᶰᵗ ʷᵃᶰᶰᵃ ᵍᶦᵛᵉ ᵘᵖ ʳᵉᵃᵈᶦᶰᵍ﹖⋅⋅⋅ʷᵉᶫᶫ ᵒᵏ, ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵒᶰ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵗᶦᵐᵉ, ᵇᵘᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ˢʰᵒᵘᶫᵈ ᵍᶦᵛᵉ ᵐᵉ ᵃ ᶫᶦᵏᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ʷᵃˢᵗᶦᶰᵍ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵗᶦᵐᵉ.

  • Reply Malik January 12, 2019 at 3:07 pm

    Thank you Internet, that you gave us ICarly.

  • Reply james evarts January 12, 2019 at 3:13 pm


  • Reply Brianna Hampton January 12, 2019 at 3:21 pm


  • Reply edy exposing January 12, 2019 at 4:06 pm


  • Reply Jon Woodward January 12, 2019 at 4:17 pm

    Pharmacists are actually doctors. Bet you didn’t know that lol

  • Reply Niko Pecci January 12, 2019 at 4:27 pm

    Thank you Higgins ❤️

  • Reply J A January 12, 2019 at 5:20 pm

    Lol! James is hilarious! I love the smile he is trying to hide at the beginning! Lol! These thank you notes!

  • Reply Sherry Paynter January 12, 2019 at 6:51 pm

    Thank you for all of the laughs over all these years and many more

  • Reply Priscilla Jimenez January 12, 2019 at 7:15 pm

    It took reading someone else's comment to get the joke on the beginning lol

  • Reply Miko Philo January 12, 2019 at 8:18 pm

    jim: "where were you when the balls….ball dropped"?
    james: "………"
    higgings: "he was 14"

  • Reply Кирилл Клюйверт January 12, 2019 at 8:46 pm


  • Reply loveforeignaccents January 12, 2019 at 10:13 pm

    Hahaha… good ones!

  • Reply Dee Gravelrama January 13, 2019 at 12:52 am

    "Don't even…" Nicely timed Jimmy.

  • Reply Mari Victorius January 13, 2019 at 3:28 am

    The funniest part is always the way Jimmy goes in with the pen.

  • Reply Black Cat January 13, 2019 at 6:24 am

    0:20 he almost said "where were you when the 'bald' dropped" ?

  • Reply Elaine Vandort January 13, 2019 at 2:58 pm

    The world is reaching the end. Only Jesus can save you.
    Turn to Him today.

  • Reply Jace Jacobs January 13, 2019 at 8:10 pm

    ✋????❤️ Thank you notes for the win. Don’t lick the envelope. ?

  • Reply Drift N' Drag YT January 13, 2019 at 10:59 pm

    Reminds me of Mr beast

  • Reply sophie fra January 14, 2019 at 12:13 pm

    Watching your show is the best training ever to improve my English speaking :p .

  • Reply Vlad Segundo January 16, 2019 at 12:03 am

    I want to know what happened to the video of Chloe and Halle performing on Jimmy Fallons show, cause I cant find it anymore!

  • Reply ぃち January 17, 2019 at 6:18 pm

    Somebody please tell me.

    Picture of when Ferguson of the keyboard did not deliberately play on Jimmy's tricky repayment.

  • Reply mik January 19, 2019 at 5:11 pm


  • Reply Woods Art February 9, 2019 at 11:55 am

    I’m going don a rabbit hole of Jimmy Fallon…

    help I can’t escape

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