I was on a boat when
I found out Trump
was the President. I was on a cruise,
and it was crazy. I was on this cruise,
I was in the middle
of the ocean. We’re watching on
a jumbo screen, watching
election results come in. We’re focused,
you know what I mean? Everyone’s intense. And then, like,
the verdict came out– I mean, the election results
came in. It felt the same.
It felt very O.J.-esque, but in reverse. And I’m watching,
and it comes in. People start losing
their minds. People were like,
“We’re never going back
to America.” And I’m like,
“That’s not how cruises work. You sound crazy.
I got shit to do tomorrow. We’re going back. Plus you can order weed
and pizza at once in L.A. Fuck you.