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August 25, 2019

– Hey guys, how’s it hangin’? It’s me, Ayydubs. And today, I’m revealing your secrets with my best friend, and only friend, Jenn McAllister. (burps) That is not me. – Well that’s not me. (both laugh) – All right, can we just start? – Yes, yes, let’s get started. My friend and I used to shoplift underwear all the time because it’s so easy. Then we got into stealing
makeup and clothes. One time we both stole entire new outfits. Okay, but anyways, we were at this store and decided to steal
some shorts and stuff. Well, I, they thought,
we looked suspiciously on the cameras and
chased us to the entrance and took us back into this
room and called the police and put us in handcuffs and
walked us through the whole, huge mall in handcuffs then
drove us to the police station where our parents had to
pick us up and so, yeah, I got banned from that store for a year, but I can go back now, so it’s all good. But for a year, I had to
pretend I hated the store whenever my friends wanted to go in because I didn’t want to
tell them I was banned. (both laugh) I wonder what store it was. – Probably Hot Topic. – Once, the night after
the end of March break, I didn’t want to go to school because all the girls are bitches. So, I spent the whole night
praying that I would break my arm before 8 a.m, when I
would have to leave for school, and hopefully find a girlfriend there. What? – Girlfriend where? – But the next day, I didn’t break my arm. At all. So once I got home, I spent
a good hour banging my arms on corners and edges so I
might be able to break my arm. But I didn’t. And the next morning, I, my
arms, were covered in bruises. – Wha– – You need to find more efficient ways to accomplish your goals, because that ain’t it. Please read I have never told anyone this. Okay, by the way, a little
bit of nasty stuff is coming, so get ready. (rhythmic rock music) So, when I was little, me and my friend thought that sex was an exercise. So, when she’d invite me
over, we want to her room and we would play house. I would tell her that it’s exercise time. And so, we sat down and rubbed
each other’s private parts with our feet. With socks on. Yes, I know that’s still bad,
but I was in first grade. And now we’re in sixth grade
and we are still friends, and I have very good memory and she has bad memory so I don’t think she remembers. Oh, Jen, it’s exercise time. – I don’t work out. – You’re not about the cardio.
– It’s not exercise time. – Okay, what about later? – I don’t know what to say. (both laugh) – I have two pretty
different secrets to confess. I hope you’re ready. – When I was super
young, I had this friend and she kept asking me to
come to the bathroom in school and try something she’d seen on TV. We honestly must’ve been
about eight at the time. So I went with her, and
she ended up telling me to pull her trousers
down and touch her bits. – Who says trousers and who says bits? This person must be from England.
– British. Pull down my trousers and touch my bits. (laughs) I was confused, but I did it anyway. For a while, she kept
telling me to come with her, and then after a while, she stopped asking and stopped being my friend. I was kind of upset. Then I grew up with this memory, and obviously now I
understand what was going on, and I still see her around, and she always looks at
me and never speaks to me. I’ve never told anyone until now, and I never knew what to do about it, and I have no idea if she even remembers. Oh, and I’m a big animal lover. But I accidentally killed
my auntie’s goldfish by overfeeding it around the same age and blamed it on my brother. That floating goldfish still haunts me. Love you by the way, X.
– X. – I was like, “Whoa, love,
that caught me off guard.” – She keeps speaking in meme and I’m ready to not hang out
with you until this passes. Until this sickness passes. – It’s mathematics love, X. – One time I was on vacation
with two of my friends and they’re lowkey bad
friends and are V selfish, and I got upset because
one of them said something, and in the middle of the
night, I went to the bathroom and stuck her mini bottle
of sunscreen up my vajayjay. This is so bad, I’m sorry L-O-L. Is that supposed to, was that
– Is that– – supposed to be vengeful?
– Bad for them? What? – Were you hiding it up there? So she couldn’t use it?
– That just sounds like a yeast infection waiting to happen. – When I was in fifth grade, I saw my friend’s armpit hair
when she raised her hand. I felt really uncomfortable
for some reason. She’s my BFF now and she
still doesn’t know about it. – And? – I’m freakishly tall for my age. I’m 12 and five-ten. And I’m taller than all of my friends. I’m really insecure about my body because being taller, I weigh
a lot more than everyone else. Everyone is around 100 libs but I’m 140, and that’s just because I’m
way taller than everyone else. But still, I feel fat. – Subconscious, love. Who thinks that hard, X-X. – Please leave a comment down below, and let me know if that’s funny to you. Because it’s not funny to me, and it’s like beyond hilarious to you. Oh. You mad? Oh. Jen? Love. When I was 12 years old, me being me I would watch videos on how to masturbate. I tried and then I peed all over a rug in my room on accident. It smelled terrible,
so I rolled the rug up and put it in my closet. Next thing you know, we
hired someone to find the whatever the smell was. Little did they know, I peed
on it and put it in my closet. I haven’t masturbated since. – Really? – So I used to volunteer
at my local church. Basically all I did was look
after five-year-olds for free. And all was going well,
until one of the little brats gave me head lice, I was really
fucking pissed by the way. So fast forward a couple days, and I’m at school with my friends. They were all pissing me off that day. They were constantly fussing about me and calling me their little baby. So for revenge, I pretended
to be really tired and constantly lean on their
shoulders and hug them. To which they thought
I was just being cute. And really, I was infecting
them all with head lice. The next day, they all
came to school crying about having lice, to
which I cried with them. As to not be suspicious. To this day, they still
don’t know it was me. They still think I’m a little angel, and they still piss me off. – Damn, you need to get some new friends. Or maybe they need to
get some new friends. You all need to get some new friends. – (laughs) You just need to separate. – What the hell?
– Like the little lice in your heads, you need
to just pick each other. – Ew. (groans)
– Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop. (screams) I killed a frog with a
friend when I was younger. We stuck a stick up its ass. Honestly, we both feel no remorse. It was in Tennessee and
there are frogs everywhere. I’m not trying to do that
whole, “I’m insane,” thing– – Me when I’m insane. – But, it was kind of fun. – Ew, that makes me so sad. – Ribbit. (both laugh) Do you best ribbit.
– Ribbit. – Ribbit.
– Ribbit. (dog chain jingles) – Ribbit.
– Ribbit. – Ribbit.
– Ribbit. – Ribbit.
– Ribbit. – Ribbit.
– Ribbit. She’s looking at us like yeah, what’s up. – Ribbit.
– Ribbit. – Ribbit.
– Ribbit. – Ribbit.
– Ribbit. – Let me get her. – Move slowly. – I’ll go this way. – I feel like this is
very ineffective way. – No! – Yeah, that’s not how you do it, love. (screams) Oh my God, are you okay? – No one knows this! So I had a friend in kindergarten, and we were pretty close. He moved to Florida five years later. Flash forward to 2016. He came back! And is surprisingly my neighbor. In 2018, he started dating this bitch called Rebecca. At that time, I started to like him so, I kinda sorta mean-girled her ass. I became friends with
her to ruin her life, except she sadly doesn’t get hit by a bus. – Remember that happened in Mean Girls. – Oh. Sadly she didn’t get hit by a bus and she changed schools. After that fiasco in 2019,
he said that he liked me, and now we’re dating. But… There’s a lot of dots. I sorta kinda maybe accidentally
decapitated his cat. And he thinks it was Rebecca and now Rebecca is in a mental hospital because they think she’s a psycho. Yeah, right. Wait, what? Why is this not about the cat part. – Because this person
clearly has no remorse. – Like, it’s all about this bitch Rebecca, but not about the cat? – How do you accidentally decapitate an animal?
– You don’t. – You lie about it, ’cause it’s not true. – You purposely do it. What the fuck, what the f– I hate this. – Do you understand. Do you think this sickens me
every time I film a video. That this makes me sick in the head? ‘Cause I feel sick in the head. Because of you! (screams) (laughs) Sorry. – Whoa, love. I’m literally speechless right now. (both laugh) So my boyfriend put his juul in my pussy, and started hittin’ it. He did it for so long that
the juul started to get hot. I wanted to take it out but
I don’t want to be mean, so I left it in. It ended up burnin’
and scarrin’ my vagina. Disgusting! (laughs) – That’s not mean to take
something out of your vagina if you don’t want it in the there. Disgusting!
– Disgusting! This is probably not really a bad secret but it’s hauntin’ me
so I need to share it. I have a younger brother, we’re about two years apart And as I’m writing this
I’m 19 and he’s 17. So once, maybe four years
ago I was a shithead and I went to his room
after he fell asleep and snooped through his phone. I had memorized his pattern lock thing and after seeing him enter
it over his shoulder. I couldn’t enter chat
conversations that weren’t opened because it would show up as
read and leave evidence of my– Spionage, spoinage?
– Spionage? Spionage?
– Spionage, spionage. But there were some
conversations with a few girls. They had been opened not long
ago so my brother himself so I was safe. That showed some dirty talk, mostly one-sided from my brother. – Ew. – And I took pictures of
that with my own phone and shared it with friends L-O-L. So that’s one part of the secret, part two is not directly
related but kind of. So this is much later,
I guess two years ago, I’m with mom for two weeks
and suddenly I get a message from my brother and it’s a video. I open it and it’s a few seconds long, and it’s a video of someone jerking off. So just a hand and a dick
is in view, (both laugh) but I know it’s my brother ’cause I know what his dick looks like– Okay it doesn’t say that.
– That’s not what it says. – Because I recognize our living room. Yes, he was jerking off
in our living room couch. And he doesn’t send anything else. Afterwards, and I’m just appalled. I had no idea what to do
because I know that he knows I’ve seen it, so maybe an
hour later in desperation, I sent back something unrelated
that had to do with whatever conversation we had the last
time we messaged each other, and he went with it, so we
just never spoke of it again. But the memory of the video
is forever burned in my brain and I’m traumatized. Also, he was obviously gonna
send that to someone else and I’m very much not comfortable
with him sending dick pics to people, but it’s not like
I could lecture him on it without bringing up the
whole ordeal and feeling an unbearable amount of awkwardness. So I’m just here now, hoping
he doesn’t do it anymore. And that he doesn’t send
dirty texts to girls anymore. Yikes. (laughs) Disgusting! (laughs) One time I was riding
my bike home together with my friend and talking. I accidentally ate a big fly. I’m vegetarian. It tasted disgusting, by the way. (both laugh) I’m vegetarian. (both laugh) – Last secret! Ay, ay, everybody in the house. Last secret of the night!
– Come on girls, put your hands together.
– Whoo, whoo. – Last secret of the night.
– Last secret of the night. So one of my friends from middle
school graduation was like, getting bullied from the
same asshat that bullied me, so when he was walking up
on stage, I tripped him. He broke a leg, an arm, and his neck. – Yeah fucking right. You tripped him and he broke
his leg, arm, and neck. – You never know. Our friend group laughed, I
was sent to juvenile home. I still keep in contact with that friend. Also, I’d like to say,
Lillie it breaks my heart that cancer took you
before you could graduate. R-I-P Lillie. And I hope you die asshat,
bully bitch, small dick ass (laughs) hoe. – What the fuck, who’s Lillie,
what just happened there. (sighs) Literally traumatizing, love. No, this was fun. – You enjoyed it. – Have me back again. – Thank you guys for watching this video, I hope you enjoyed it, and if you did make sure you give it a thumbs up, leave a comment down below, and subscribe. I upload videos every…
– Thursday. – And if you want to see Jen in another “Revealing Your Secrets”
or just really any video, then, get this video to 100,000 likes. And if you don’t, I’m gonna kill her. Get this video to
motherfuckin’ 100,00 likes or I’m gonna kill this bitch. – Make sure you subscribe to my channel, or else I might get killed. I’m scared. Love, X-X. (upbeat music)


  • Reply Rr Gacha! August 12, 2019 at 1:12 pm

    iTS EXerCisE TImE

  • Reply Lyric Lowery August 12, 2019 at 1:27 pm

    I think it’s hilarious.

  • Reply Tabitha’s Corner August 12, 2019 at 2:51 pm

    so is there stair like behind her couch or what? 7:03

  • Reply im a cat August 12, 2019 at 4:54 pm

    I'm 11 and 5'11 and a half

  • Reply Emily Albines August 12, 2019 at 5:08 pm

    wait does Alex like girls?

  • Reply TOKYO TEA August 12, 2019 at 6:18 pm

    alyx didn’t know what ig means i-

  • Reply Readjusts Crown August 12, 2019 at 8:12 pm

    Jenn why😂😂 I love you Ayy

  • Reply Katie Mcmanus August 12, 2019 at 8:26 pm

    Hay anyone from 1723

  • Reply Rin 470 August 12, 2019 at 9:35 pm

    Please have Jen in more of your videos you two are so funny together

  • Reply Katelyn Connon August 12, 2019 at 10:39 pm

    She sounds more Scottish than british😂😂

  • Reply just do it azza August 12, 2019 at 11:03 pm

    If u whant to break ur arm just be deku 👌 or ask him 4 a hair 😉

  • Reply Kate Simp August 13, 2019 at 2:18 am

    Literally traumatizing luv.

  • Reply Erin McAdams August 13, 2019 at 2:50 am

    “100 lbs”
    -Alyx 2019

  • Reply Lauren’s gravy August 13, 2019 at 3:06 am

    Now they invented the buckle tik tok dance

  • Reply celeste recio August 13, 2019 at 3:41 am

    3:01–3:04 i dieddd omgg😂😂

  • Reply Angie Animations August 13, 2019 at 4:22 am

    I WAS THE FRIEND IN THE EXERCISE TIME ONE OMG. She thinks I don’t remember. Oh I do. It was….interesting….

  • Reply Carlos González August 13, 2019 at 5:15 am

    I lost it every time Jen said “DISGUSTING” LOL

  • Reply Sister Kayla August 13, 2019 at 6:00 am

    lit rally madness luv xx

  • Reply I play Roblox :3 August 13, 2019 at 7:09 am

    4:36 WaT

    I’m 12 and I’m…

    4’2 uwu

    And I’m around 50 or low 60’s lbs

    Am go big oof

  • Reply ravii bbg August 13, 2019 at 2:14 pm

    Jenn's meme references r funny af pls 😂😂

  • Reply mya siglock August 13, 2019 at 4:04 pm

    don’t fall for him again
    me : 7:08

  • Reply Regina Phallange August 13, 2019 at 4:34 pm

    12:06 have her back again

  • Reply Claire Smith August 13, 2019 at 5:15 pm

    im dead at jenn's response

  • Reply Resha Gelito August 13, 2019 at 6:35 pm

    I dont know if its just me or im just crazy but does anyone else think that Jenn looks like one of the girls from the kpop girl group Itzy????!

  • Reply Raya Moreau August 13, 2019 at 9:44 pm


  • Reply Kate connolly August 13, 2019 at 11:58 pm

    This was posted on my birthday yay I'm 8 btw and luv your vids

  • Reply Tessa Ormond August 14, 2019 at 3:50 am

    When I was little (YES I DO LIVE IN AMERICA) my mom called them my ‘lady bits’ ????? IK ITS WEIRD DONT JUDGE

  • Reply Jessica Robb August 14, 2019 at 4:10 am

    lol i notice jenns shirt bc its where im from/live

  • Reply Fabiana Bucur August 14, 2019 at 8:10 am


  • Reply Ethan Coutts August 14, 2019 at 4:33 pm

    It’s simply just mathematics luv, x

  • Reply Ash Jarvis August 14, 2019 at 4:48 pm

    Bro I love greys anatomy

  • Reply Bob _builder August 14, 2019 at 9:44 pm

    That fly one tho 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m dieing

  • Reply Lee Chan August 14, 2019 at 11:07 pm

    "-Probably hot topic"

  • Reply Tea Spilled August 15, 2019 at 3:20 am

    Theif: breaks in
    Literally nobody:
    Alex and jenn: make frog noises

  • Reply Jimin's Jamz August 15, 2019 at 5:03 am


    LuV ".

  • Reply Presley Jayne August 15, 2019 at 5:29 am

    Im tall for my age i really do think im fat every one tells me im not but who in there right minds would tell someone they are fat. I dont even weigh myself thats how insicure i feel

  • Reply the yoyo master August 15, 2019 at 6:29 am

    Friend recommended you to me and holy crap is that jennxpenn?

  • Reply MOONLIGHTSTAR Bah August 15, 2019 at 7:02 am

    Even if they aren't Lesbian they will make a good couple

  • Reply HeyItsJustSammy August 15, 2019 at 6:30 pm

    When Jen screamed “DISGUSTING” I wheezed

  • Reply Fatima Qadadia August 15, 2019 at 7:10 pm

    At 4:20 hehe 420 ANYWAYS that same exact thing happened to me! I was also in 5th grade as well

  • Reply iiJxylen x August 15, 2019 at 7:23 pm

    thas crazy luv xx

  • Reply Meme Momo August 15, 2019 at 9:26 pm

    Next time please alex u do the reading of the secrets

  • Reply 〖honey.oats〗 August 15, 2019 at 10:01 pm

    10:59 *sirens heard in the distance*

  • Reply Sophia Rolli August 15, 2019 at 10:31 pm

    jen gets to live!!

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  • Reply Don't worry It's marley August 16, 2019 at 12:51 am

    The Rebecca one is from a show called crazy ex girlfriend so don’t get 2 rowled up

  • Reply Crystallize Gacha studio August 16, 2019 at 1:05 am

    Jenn’s impression of british is amazing “pull down my trousers and touch my bits!” 3:01

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  • Reply 『 Lyx. 』 August 16, 2019 at 1:39 am

    i find jen's ironic british accent funny. ): no idea why

  • Reply Beyond-the -galaxy August 16, 2019 at 1:51 am

    These one was a bit to tame for me.

  • Reply Gritty Grilled Cheese August 16, 2019 at 1:59 am

    Jenn screaming “DISGUISTING” and using the weird ass European accent had me rolling

  • Reply hafa lafasa August 16, 2019 at 2:00 am

    I only disliked so that you would kill Jenn. Sorry, I guess, not really.

  • Reply Maya Pariyar August 16, 2019 at 8:23 am

    Your the girl for foursome

  • Reply Laf Taf August 16, 2019 at 3:39 pm

    The girl that shared headlice tho…bitcH COMMUNICATEEE WITH UR FRIENDSSSS

  • Reply Life and Coffee August 16, 2019 at 4:15 pm

    When she said "but….."I got a flipping AD!!!

  • Reply Rosalie Boss August 16, 2019 at 5:19 pm


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  • Reply Gam3G!rl August 16, 2019 at 9:40 pm

    "i cried with them as to not be suspicious"  MOOD

  • Reply bellas outlet August 16, 2019 at 10:23 pm

    Her voice that she does sounds like a charcter off of flushed away

  • Reply Chensung ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ August 16, 2019 at 11:26 pm

    I need to see Jen speaking with a British accent more i love it

  • Reply Typicałły Añ Idiøt August 16, 2019 at 11:44 pm

    Can someone PLEASE explain how you ACCIDENTALLY DECAPITATE A CAT?!

  • Reply Edna Castillo August 17, 2019 at 6:48 am

    How do we DM!!? I have a story!

  • Reply Edna Castillo August 17, 2019 at 6:53 am

    Alexxxxx your awesome!!! I show my friends your videos!! I'm a Lyft driver and I don't have the balls to do what you do..but I do have a childhood secret to tell you that is hilarious but at me

  • Reply Brooke Benjamin August 17, 2019 at 7:17 am

    okay so before i watch this, i confessed something but it was totally made up, and i forgot what i said, but i hope it’s in here.

  • Reply Ruby Isabella August 17, 2019 at 10:49 am

    um this isn’t relatable but
    a year ago (when i was about 10) i was sitting on my sisters bed choosing clothes, i just got out the shower and i really needed to piss.So i just did that I CouLdNt hElP it yo, and then i lied and said the cat did it and then we got rid of the cat a few days later..and i oop sksksk

  • Reply gabriella_cawthon August 17, 2019 at 11:15 am

    jenn speaking in meme is hilarious luv xx

  • Reply Angela pop August 17, 2019 at 6:37 pm

    So basically my secret is…..
    I was in 6th grade and I went to my best friends house, she had 2 pets a cat and a fish for some reason I have a mental problem and I hated animals so when she went to the bathroom I basically threw the cat out the window (her room was on the 4th floor) and took the fish and split it in half 🙂 the cat and fish both died, the neighbour saw me throw the cat out the window and told my best friends mum i got sent to a mental hospital 🙂 also the time I was at the mental hospital my parents told the school I was sick (I am a bich 🙂 )

  • Reply Mariana Escobar August 17, 2019 at 10:02 pm

    Omg after Jenn was like "but………………….." I got an unskipable ad so I had to wait like 29 seconds to know what it said lol

  • Reply Ava Isabelle August 17, 2019 at 10:14 pm

    “They must be from British.”

  • Reply Sunset Corner August 18, 2019 at 12:34 am

    9:38 she means espionage

  • Reply Sky SapFire August 18, 2019 at 1:04 am

    I relate to that tall girl except I like being tall and little people are cute and attractive to me….am I weird?

  • Reply Elsa August 18, 2019 at 4:14 am

    I stopped watching because of the horrible accent

  • Reply aley williamson August 18, 2019 at 8:09 am

    4:10 why just 🤨

  • Reply Ariana Hadley August 18, 2019 at 3:26 pm

    The humans: ribbit, ribbit, ribbit

    cat: what the fuck

    me: I know right

  • Reply Rawrz/ MSP August 19, 2019 at 1:35 am

    "I shoved a whole stick up a frogs ass" 😂

  • Reply Shannon Haggarty August 19, 2019 at 2:39 am

    jenn's british accent is irritating

  • Reply Clouder August 19, 2019 at 5:15 am

    Can you do Revealing your Dad secrets?

  • Reply jeb_ jeb_ August 19, 2019 at 3:00 pm

    It's an exercise time!

  • Reply Cutie Malu August 19, 2019 at 3:47 pm

    I keep rewatching this video, I can't like it's so fucking funny 😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

  • Reply Deishenny August 19, 2019 at 9:23 pm

    Jen voice reading the secrets is annoying

  • Reply *shimmer me timbers* August 20, 2019 at 6:55 am

    8:34 -Alyx Weiss 2019

  • Reply Natalie Bear August 21, 2019 at 12:57 am

    3:02 😂💀

  • Reply gloria fondini August 21, 2019 at 1:42 am

    Me too i am 13and i am like 6' 12" but i love my tallness sooo yeah

  • Reply Just Sky August 21, 2019 at 2:46 am

    I want them to date already like what the fuck

  • Reply JustGeorgiaxD August 21, 2019 at 7:15 pm

    01:39 yall know entrapta

  • Reply Samantha Burgess August 22, 2019 at 1:57 am

    Jenn reading the confessions in her British accent SENT ME 😂

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  • Reply izabelli rodrigues August 22, 2019 at 9:22 pm

    honestly… ive never laughed as hard as i did watching this video

  • Reply Annabelle Ps August 23, 2019 at 2:40 am

    To the girl who is 12 and very tall don't worry I'm 10 and I am 164 lbs and I'm 5,4

  • Reply x LiterallyLia x August 23, 2019 at 1:15 pm

    “Jenn..? …Luv?”

  • Reply Andjela Radak August 23, 2019 at 3:48 pm

    jenn speaking in british accent is the best and funniest thing i've ever heard hhahhahahahha

  • Reply Grace Frances August 23, 2019 at 10:44 pm

    This is a unrelated question: What breed is finn? If anyone know please tell me?

  • Reply amyisconfused • August 24, 2019 at 2:38 am

    jenn: 𝒘𝒐𝒂𝒉 𝒍𝒖𝒗 𝒙

  • Reply Rrose Red August 24, 2019 at 11:53 am

    ‘’ “

  • Reply Henry VIII August 24, 2019 at 3:11 pm

    It was me…I was the cat

  • Reply hailesbailes101 M August 25, 2019 at 1:17 am

    Can you do a hair routine

  • Reply Bre & Stubbs August 25, 2019 at 3:59 am

    Jenn is hilarious lmao

  • Reply David E. McIntyre August 25, 2019 at 4:03 am

    Jenn sounds like the news anchor fish from Spongebob.

  • Reply Carissa Bailey August 25, 2019 at 5:04 am

    Jenn kind of sounds like someone off of Brave when she does that accent

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