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Reasons To Ban More Countries In The Travel Ban

August 20, 2019


– So there’s been a lot of
talk about this travel ban. Judge overturned it, said
it was unconstitutional. I think we’re not banning enough. Since I got everybody’s attention, here’s some more countries
I think we should ban. First up Canada, your leader’s too sexy. No leader should be that sexy. Scotland, bunch of men
running around in skirts sucking on a bag full of pipes. Italy, spaghetti people. Next. Norway, I can’t let you all in, you spell four with a J. It’s not fa-jor-tuf. China, any country that thinks a cookie could tell the future has
no future in my country. You people are banned. Japan, now I know that not
all Japanese people are robots but all the robots are Japanese people. Turkey, that’s a food. An animal at best. That’s animal cruelty if
you got that many people standing on one turkey. France, you and your flat pancake could stay the heck out of my country. You call ’em craps. Australia, I can’t support a society that supports animals with pockets. London, people don’t know
the difference between a cookie and a biscuit. If you can’t tell the difference between a cookie and a biscuit, you got no business coming to my country! We beat ya once, we’ll beat ya again! Transylvania, uh no thank you, that’s where the mummies are from! I don’t need any mummies coming
here and stealing my life. Greece, that’s just an unattractive
name for a place. Ban! Hawaii, first state to
turnover the travel ban. Guess what, maybe you
shouldn’t come here either. Uh yeah, maybe we’ll
go down to a sleek 49. Finland, oh the birth place of Santa. Not a chance! You come in here trying to
distract from Christmas again! You think it’s a coincidence
their capitol is Helsinki? Helsinki! Hell no! Russia, I’m sorry they
got all these tiny women and little bit bigger women,
and little bit bigger women. How many women you have
inside of your women Russia? Ban. Atlantis, people say it ain’t real but I still don’t want
no half-man half-fish looking feller swimmin’ up
on my shore asking for money. Iceland, I’ve seen Game of Thrones, those ice walkers are creepy. In fact, they had the right
idea, they built a wall. South Korea, you and
your sexy K-pop groups. You got all these Asian Justin Timberlakes dancing around trying to confuse me. I know who I am and I don’t like it! I mean I don’t like, no
I mean I don’t like you! You cannot come in South Korea! Uh Poland, now I like
their sausages but again no not like that, not like that, no! Also, one more thing about Canada, your socialist healthcare
we don’t need that. Healthy people paying for
sick people, that’s crazy. Look, I’ll pray for ya, I won’t pay for ya. Thank ya very much!

100 Comments

  • Reply ;// April 9, 2017 at 3:57 pm

    NO you forgot Sweden

  • Reply Thomas Howes April 9, 2017 at 5:26 pm

    that is the most American thing i have ever seen (im English BTW)

  • Reply Jillian Ray April 10, 2017 at 1:36 am

    He honestly looks like my neighbor!!

  • Reply Animal Squad April 10, 2017 at 2:50 am

    PLEASE MAKE THIS A SERIES

  • Reply THISTRACK ISABOP April 10, 2017 at 9:08 pm

    "NOT LIKE THAT!!! NOT LIKE THAT!!!! NooOoooo!!!!!

  • Reply Jennifer Claus April 11, 2017 at 1:09 am

    To be fair… Justin Trudeau is sexy

  • Reply Random Person April 13, 2017 at 12:14 am

    ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ

  • Reply Ashlyn Lundholm April 13, 2017 at 3:53 am

    "You and your flat pancakes can stay the heck out of my country. YOU CALL THEM CRAPS!!! " I'm part French and I died! ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply The RaviOllie April 13, 2017 at 7:24 am

    is this meant to be a joke

  • Reply Riki Kobayashi April 14, 2017 at 5:05 am

    we need more BAN videos. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿค˜

  • Reply Riki Kobayashi April 14, 2017 at 5:16 am

    you guys should do Reasons to BAN Animals, i think you guys could make a funny video with that..

  • Reply Riki Kobayashi April 14, 2017 at 5:46 am

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    โ€ขManually Fanning Yourself- cause your actually makes yourself hotter.
    โ€ขEating Snow- it's not exactly pure.
    โ€ขPeeing In The Pool- because…moving on.
    โ€ขSlouching In Your Chair- sit up
    โ€ขHitting Your Snooze Button- wake up.
    โ€ขCracking Your Bones- Unless you're a certified chiropractor, i dont want to hear it.
    โ€ขSearching For Your Christmas Presents- Curiosity probably did kill the cat.
    โ€ขWatching Scary Movies Before Bed- This is usually an internal battle. It starts with you telling yourself you know it isn't smart, but the devil on your shoulder tells you to watch it ASAP because it's supposed to be a great movie. Next thing you know you're up at 3 a.m. staring at your ceiling, wide awake, wondering when the demons are coming to take your soul. lol

    something like that. ๐Ÿ˜„
    My free gift for you.

  • Reply Jordan Slater April 16, 2017 at 5:25 am

    London is a city. Guess he didn't pay attention in Geography.

  • Reply katrina April 17, 2017 at 1:36 am

    HELLsinki

  • Reply Petrina Franz April 18, 2017 at 1:07 am

    I want a whole series of Keith in character

  • Reply Kiwi April 18, 2017 at 11:36 pm

    "HOW MANY WOMEN DO YOU HAVE INSIDE OF YOUR WOMEN RUSSIA" dies laughing

  • Reply Nathanial 123060 April 19, 2017 at 2:38 am

    He didn't even say why he didn't want hawaii

  • Reply Fay Hinchliffe April 19, 2017 at 8:23 pm

    London isn't a country though… Otherwise this was well funny

  • Reply I Hiew April 20, 2017 at 6:01 pm

    LOL London is not a country

  • Reply Blue Summer April 21, 2017 at 7:30 am

    London's not a country …

  • Reply Nitya Blogs April 21, 2017 at 12:28 pm

    f you

  • Reply sofiyah akther April 21, 2017 at 2:42 pm

    London is not a country. It's the capital of England

  • Reply Lilac Skies April 21, 2017 at 8:27 pm

    IM GONNA STICK A NOT SO WEE CAN OH IRN BRU WHERE THE SUN DINNYAH SHINE

  • Reply Skylar Oakins April 23, 2017 at 11:08 am

    this is so good i'm dying ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Sydney Heim April 23, 2017 at 10:52 pm

    Hawaii isn't a country.

  • Reply Emer.Cassidy April 25, 2017 at 9:11 am

    OMG THE RUSSIN ONE๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply lolo April 25, 2017 at 3:48 pm

    "greece…thats just not an attractive name for a place. BANNED!!"

  • Reply Kaley Klein April 26, 2017 at 3:15 am

    Lol yay for my "too sexy" Canadian leader!!

  • Reply Marie Breton April 27, 2017 at 12:44 am

    TV shows we should ban! Or singers we should ban!

  • Reply Abbey g April 27, 2017 at 1:53 pm

    Of course we have animals that have pockets lol I thought it would have been the convicts

  • Reply Dylan Johnson April 30, 2017 at 3:18 pm

    Damn buzz feeds of trumps side usually they bash him 100% of the time

  • Reply Kulture Vulture May 3, 2017 at 3:08 am

    "Maybe we'll go down to a sleek 49" lol

  • Reply Anika Dua May 14, 2017 at 5:10 pm

    You've got tiny woman, in small woman, in big woman, in bigger woman! How many woman do you have??!
    I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Aldebaran rifqy May 17, 2017 at 4:20 am

    buzzfeed today

  • Reply American guy May 19, 2017 at 4:35 pm

    We should ban all the Muslims, Russians, and North Koreans to prevent them from terrorizing America and exile all of those Russians, North Koreans and Muslim people from America

  • Reply ceringe May 22, 2017 at 4:55 pm

    quote of the year "not all japanese people are robots, but all robots are japanese people"

  • Reply Ryan.s May 23, 2017 at 6:22 am

    london is a country?

  • Reply Rebeca Loseo May 23, 2017 at 10:10 pm

    Idiot there are no such things as fortunecookies in china

  • Reply Erin Armstrong May 30, 2017 at 9:08 am

    that's animal cruelty if you got that many people standing on one turkey. i was cracking up laughing

  • Reply I own An Ipod June 8, 2017 at 9:23 pm

    this is my favorite video ever

  • Reply Silliest Mistakes June 15, 2017 at 4:19 pm

    You all should delete videos of eating Japanese and Chinese foodstuffs from your channel and even delete videos related to those countries whom you banned.

    I am not against you I enjoyed your video and I don't belong to any of banned country.

  • Reply Lala D June 16, 2017 at 10:21 pm

    Trump supporter logic LOL

  • Reply Trang Nguyen June 20, 2017 at 6:06 am

    London is a country then England is a city.

  • Reply Emily Simmonds June 24, 2017 at 6:20 pm

    EXCUSE ME I AM GREEK!! I'm offended though

  • Reply wOw mEmEs June 25, 2017 at 1:21 pm

    London is my country AND England is my city now

  • Reply Raven Kent June 26, 2017 at 12:11 am

    I don't always enjoy all of buzzfeed's series (they're just not all my cup of tea), but I have thoroughly enjoyed these "Reasons to ban ___" videos with Keith recently. Great work!

  • Reply Will Lyon June 30, 2017 at 1:33 pm

    Racist bastard

  • Reply Erica Richter July 1, 2017 at 1:54 am

    "It's not built fjord tough"
    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Adam Young July 2, 2017 at 5:42 pm

    wtf

  • Reply Cara Lama July 4, 2017 at 5:17 am

    Keith did that rather tooooooo well me feels ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ loved it, nice ๐Ÿ‘ one Keith ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Šโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿฆ‹

  • Reply lovedasmiles July 6, 2017 at 5:59 am

    GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE OML

  • Reply Salfa M July 6, 2017 at 9:48 am

    idk why this is not viral this is hilarious

  • Reply Annie July 12, 2017 at 9:00 pm

    London may be a country to him,

    but England is my city

  • Reply Beatrice Petit July 16, 2017 at 10:11 pm

    So if London is a country than does that mean that England is my city

  • Reply Hadrian July 21, 2017 at 10:51 am

    We sit here as the liberal scum let the barbarians (the Muslims) destroy our Rome. A old British battle song says "Britain, ask of thyself, and see that thy sons be strong" This is what we should follow, we should keep of society strong and hold all our rights for the unknown future, hold the rights that women can walk in the street and not fear Muslim men, that we do not fear of a terror attack or increased murder rate, but also that we may guide these people to a better civilisation in their home. It was their mistake leaving the various republics and empires of France and Britain respectively as we didn't get to properly develop them.

  • Reply Jaydakai Price July 29, 2017 at 5:22 am

    "That's animal cruelty, if you've got that many people standing on one turkey"

  • Reply Abdulahi Mohamud August 1, 2017 at 6:54 pm

    Did he say London ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply elentiya fae August 6, 2017 at 12:40 pm

    Where're the Canadians at? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿป

  • Reply Anwen-Cรฉleste Boschy-Sรฉguin August 6, 2017 at 3:22 pm

    "HOW MANY WOMEN DO YOU HAVE INSIDE OF YOUR WOMEN RUSSIA!" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply rosie _ August 10, 2017 at 2:31 pm

    London…. But it's not…. Kieth… England… No… Okay…

  • Reply Mirella Vink August 11, 2017 at 10:28 am

    HOLLAND!!!!!!!

  • Reply Iloveyousomuch XD August 20, 2017 at 8:34 am

    If the philippines is in the travel ban then ill kill you ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž

  • Reply Jennyx August 21, 2017 at 12:05 am

    Unsubscribed bye

  • Reply Krista Klavina August 21, 2017 at 5:03 pm

    I love Keith in this charachter. Really funny.

  • Reply HG Zaatar August 22, 2017 at 4:34 am

    But…..but…..fortune cookies were not made in China, but California!!! T-T

  • Reply Nutella Latte August 25, 2017 at 2:41 pm

    Countries to ban:

    LONDON LMAOOOO

  • Reply Freia Thanner August 30, 2017 at 3:51 pm

    Denmark wasn't in a video about countries… again.
    Maybe I should just move on with my life and accept the fact that my country won't be mentioned unless there's LEGO's involved…
    But at least the LEGO makes sure to punish those people who forgets about us, by making their feet hurt like a bir*ch!! >:D

  • Reply Hardline American September 2, 2017 at 10:44 pm

    My house is Europe, my city is England, my country is London, my continent is U.K.

  • Reply THOT ะ”ะ•ะกะขะฏะžJEะฏ September 4, 2017 at 1:15 pm

    is london beeing presented as a country in this video since england is a city?

  • Reply ZenaxGamingYt September 11, 2017 at 11:39 am

    Racist

  • Reply Sophia Rococococococa September 16, 2017 at 2:36 am

    Yay my prime minister is hot

  • Reply Nina C. September 16, 2017 at 4:40 am

    I KNOW WHO I AM AND I DONT LIKE IT…uh wait I DONT LIKE YOU

  • Reply _gwynbleidd September 25, 2017 at 11:06 pm

    It's not just an average sausage. It's The Kieล‚basa.

  • Reply Ideas_and_Thoughts Idรฉes_et_pensรฉes September 26, 2017 at 6:22 am

    YOU FUXKING IDIOT I AM SO MAD

  • Reply Ciara B October 3, 2017 at 11:05 pm

    When he called England – London I was about to throw myself out of my window

  • Reply Cal October 12, 2017 at 10:32 pm

    I need more of these xD

  • Reply getalifelauren November 17, 2017 at 10:27 pm

    This was funny but London and Transylvania are cities๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply it'sA A November 22, 2017 at 9:44 pm

    London is a city…

  • Reply Nicholas Pandis November 26, 2017 at 3:36 am

    excuse me with the Greece comment

  • Reply Angela Deng December 3, 2017 at 3:38 am

    More of these videos plz๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Allie Young December 29, 2017 at 5:32 pm

    โ€œItโ€™s not built Fjord Tough.โ€

  • Reply DuxFeminaFacti January 10, 2018 at 11:52 am

    "I'll pray for ya, but I won't pay for ya" LOST IT hahaahahahaha

  • Reply George Gonzalez March 5, 2018 at 5:33 am

    Lol too funny

  • Reply Thoriq Dharmawan March 13, 2018 at 12:46 pm

    Why don't YOU ban your own country, that old srupid so called america?huh? I know you're offended, but YOU'RE on your own in this video underestimated other useful countries. And YOUR America is just some old independent country like the others just plain old and nasty…

  • Reply Erin Armstrong March 14, 2018 at 10:29 am

    Australia I can't support a society that supports animals with pockets.
    I may be Australian but I get it. ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply bing's wig Crosby March 21, 2018 at 11:19 pm

    wow this is so funny. Ha. Ha. Ha.

  • Reply lidia majewska April 11, 2018 at 1:43 am

    Ok i live in Birmingham not London sooo im not banned

  • Reply esmeralda April 26, 2018 at 8:23 pm

    WHY IS THIS SO FUNNT DNDBND IT'S BUZZFEED I-

  • Reply FONZI 668 April 29, 2018 at 9:31 am

    DONT MAKE KPOPPERS MAD PLSS

  • Reply Nily Pagรกn April 29, 2018 at 10:57 pm

    buddy…. best you don't try to get France triggered by saying beating them again

  • Reply Lemonade !ยก June 8, 2018 at 5:38 am

    Poor little terrorist. They sjould have a chance to. ๐Ÿ™

  • Reply Zahid Hameed June 24, 2018 at 11:29 pm

    London is a city bro

  • Reply Flying Spaghetti Monster July 27, 2018 at 10:38 am

    What's wrong with spaghetti people?

  • Reply Silver Snow August 14, 2018 at 10:32 pm

    Because obviously London is a country and England is a continent. And Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland and cities within it. My bad. ๐Ÿง

  • Reply Haiyang Hu December 28, 2018 at 12:44 pm

    Greetings from HELSINKI ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • Reply Juliette Almader January 5, 2019 at 3:24 am

    Omg his reasons for banning korea skskskksksk BIG MOOOD

  • Reply Christina Kefela January 30, 2019 at 3:23 am

    canadians: please….form an intelligent opinion of our PM and don't just judge him on his looks….
    the worst of the world: LMAOOOO who cares he's so hot ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ DAMN that butt tho ๐Ÿ‘…

  • Reply Jimmy Lewis April 27, 2019 at 12:13 pm

    This is so genius ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. The bit with the wall was so on the nose I almost choked on my water

  • Reply Juliette Almader May 29, 2019 at 8:37 pm

    WE BEAT YA ONCE WE'LL BEAT YA AGAIN

  • Reply Juliette Almader May 29, 2019 at 8:37 pm

    HELSINK HELL NO

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