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Quick D: Viral Kid Stunts

December 20, 2019


*audience laughter* Captain Disillusion: Ahahahaha you guys! CD: Pranks rule! CD: You can physically or emotionally insult someone, then say it’s a joke and everything is totally fine! CD: And if you get your victims to sign a waver, you can even put it all in a movie, CD: make millions of dollars CD: and be hailed as “a very smart and funny man.” CD: It’s harder to prank kids though, CD: because their wavers have to be signed by guardians who are vigilant about their well-being. Pft. CD: But children do tend to provoke a strong emotional response in most people, which guarantees views. CD: Mmm… CD: Well, there’s no law against using kids to prank other adults! CD: Or the audience. CD: So for years, we’ve been dressing girls as unreal ghosts to traumatize people in hotels. CD: And employing visual effects to stage fatal accidents as bizarre viral ads for… CD: German dinner theater. CD: That’s what that video was actually promoting. I swear, you can check. CD: Today, we have Vine stars like “That Happy Family”, CD: Or, as it is bookmarked in my browser: “Zack King Tricks Redone Poorly by White Hipster”, CD: carrying on the tradition. CD: When he is not terrorizing his wife, CD: he uses After Effects to depict situations in which his kids come to hilariously close brushes with grave injury. CD: But ultimately, it’s about the loving bond of a quirky, close-net family…somehow. CD: Here’s one of their latest creations. Girl: Here we go! [Music] Kids: WOO! YEAH! CD: What a remarkable piece of Visual Effects craftsmanship. CD: You see, in reality, a stationary camera filmed the falling ladder first, CD: and the subjects after. CD: Then, adorable faces were used here, here and here, CD: to distract us from sloppy rotowork, plaque misalignment, doubling shadows and incorrect layer stacking. CD: For a six-second video, that almost fails at… CD: one fail per second. CD: But hey, they’re precious and it’s hilarious and it’s about family. CD: And we throw trashcans at them, and follow us, on everything. CHECK OUT OUR CHILDREN. CD: The one incarnation of this genre that doesn’t seem cynical, is the YouTube sensation, “Action Movie Kid”. CD: This DreamWorks animation artist, who can’t quite decide on his true calling, CD: uses spare time to turn home videos of his son, into epic VFX shots. CD: But each video empowers the kid and seems to depict his imagination and curiosity about the world, CD: through his language of his dad’s nerdy love of classic adventure films. CD: It beams with positivity and wonder. CD: It’s enough to make even me want… CD: a little tyke of my own. CD: Ah! CD: I know! CD: I hope I saved it. CD: There it is. [Music] [Music]
CD: Wait, hold on! Wait, wait! [Music] [Music]
CD: Aah! [Music] [Music]
CD: Aaaaaah! [Music] CD: Ooow! CD: Uh… [Music] [Music]
CD: Wai- Wait a- hey- hey come back here! [Music] [Music]
CD: Drop, drop, let’s go! You didn’t see that! [Music] CD: Wait, I just noticed something. CD: The first compilation of Action Movie Kid videos got a staggering 51 million views. CD: But Action Movie Kid Volume 2, with more complicated effects, got 22 million views. CD: Volume 3, full of Disney and Star Wars stuff, got a bit over 10 million. CD: And Volume 4, which starts with a plea for subscribers, barely got pass 3 million. CD: What’s the next one gonna get, one million, like some loser? CD: Junior. CD: I hope you know that you’re very important to me. CD: But, CD: you’re just not as lucrative a marketing strategy as I thought you be. CD: Maybe I should get into makeup tutorials. CD: I know a couple things.

100 Comments

  • Reply TrenteR July 24, 2019 at 6:53 pm

    Maybe because of the german language but, The Michael & Sven video promotes the GoP Varieté-Theater in Bonn.

  • Reply Masen July 25, 2019 at 6:39 pm

    How is there impulse in 1:02 in 2016? You wizard

  • Reply Brushwackers dude July 28, 2019 at 12:05 pm

    I'm not sure if I'm the onky one who noticed that may_rushart thing at 1:26 but is he talking about the roblox youtuber or a different mayrushart

  • Reply Ungali July 28, 2019 at 11:57 pm

    I get so angry at people that say "tyke" and I dont know why

  • Reply Ravi Makwana July 30, 2019 at 2:17 am

    that was so good man ♥️

  • Reply RZRX NRGYY July 30, 2019 at 6:50 am

    421 dislikes so close

  • Reply Aaaa Haelp July 31, 2019 at 4:48 am

    F in the chat for Junior

  • Reply Foxzzer July 31, 2019 at 11:51 am

    “Barely more than 3 million views.”
    Well, I guess more than half is barely.

  • Reply Justin Maynard Estrella August 1, 2019 at 9:42 am

    i dont want that kid

  • Reply Hagios Lukas M. Sianipar August 2, 2019 at 10:48 am

    "You're just not as lucrative a marketing strategy I'd thought you'd be."

    You said that to a representative of the black community whose race were used as marketing product. Aka slaves.

  • Reply Glitchedgamer 12 August 3, 2019 at 10:58 pm

    Anyone noticed it was a gta blimp

  • Reply locolo Kuromanhs August 5, 2019 at 4:02 pm

    oer

  • Reply Rydal S August 9, 2019 at 3:17 am

    At 3:17 that hurt. I felt it.

  • Reply Diana Cruz August 9, 2019 at 5:46 am

    Yeah one of the action movie kids videos I've been private it in my estimate that the other two are going to get private I'm trying to say is Action Movie Kid is withering away

  • Reply SilverKoffee August 10, 2019 at 11:17 pm

    He predicted how many views he would get @ 4:03

  • Reply Ak Man August 11, 2019 at 11:56 pm

    Is that his actual kid

  • Reply Ravi Makwana August 12, 2019 at 5:36 pm

    I found really good videos
    Thanks Captain 😀

  • Reply diggoran August 13, 2019 at 2:22 am

    Quick D should have been named Short D

  • Reply CLOUT CHASER August 13, 2019 at 7:36 am

    This dude is really weird I get weird and strange vibes from this guy.With that being said Ive decided to not ever step into the weird side of youtube ever again lmao

  • Reply Peter James Ledwith August 14, 2019 at 7:38 pm

    And I'm watching this at 1.7 million views. Wow…how did you know?

  • Reply OFFtheCHIZANE August 15, 2019 at 7:38 am

    Predicted the view count to perfection

  • Reply Orion 9 August 15, 2019 at 7:54 am

    At least now we know the silver makeup is waterproof 0:02

  • Reply DroNe Alone August 17, 2019 at 12:21 am

    Dang Captain you sure have a heck of a way to make a point…A gold star placed by name.

  • Reply Ricardo Duarte August 17, 2019 at 2:18 am

    Guys I just realized that the Captain Disillusion canon takes place in 2085

  • Reply mason fason August 18, 2019 at 5:07 am

    2:40 "section 51" get ready were raiding u soon

  • Reply Burning Elsen August 18, 2019 at 7:57 pm

    Would love to see a makeup tutorial for how he manages to make his face look so much like real skin.

  • Reply Unknown YouTuber August 19, 2019 at 12:04 am

    ASMR or whatever it is

  • Reply classicforreal August 19, 2019 at 3:38 am

    D
    A
    D
    D
    Y

    O

    5
    I mean 3

  • Reply Marko Polic August 19, 2019 at 3:23 pm

    Sorry Cap, only 1.762.540 :/ will get there eventually

  • Reply Blindfolol August 20, 2019 at 6:16 am

    osez-vous monster
    im dumb arent i

  • Reply Jetgamer53 August 20, 2019 at 6:39 am

    I hate it when people use little kids to attract views.

  • Reply SAITAMA GOTCHICHARAP August 21, 2019 at 6:38 am

    borat means dick in philippines

  • Reply Aalap Shah August 21, 2019 at 5:52 pm

    At 4:04 I read 1,768 thousand views and for a second I thought he was referring to this very same video. I was wondering for a second how exactly he would know the exact number of views when I watch this video but then I realized that it's actually another video and this was just a spooky co-incidence.

  • Reply Bridgeboy69 August 23, 2019 at 1:34 am

    So what was the real reason for Action Kid's decreasing views on his newer videos????

  • Reply Jo Ge August 24, 2019 at 6:39 pm

    We're at 1.7 million views – everyone stop watching!

  • Reply Pedro Fellipe August 25, 2019 at 2:56 pm

    2:40 that Illuminati logo is from the game Secret World

  • Reply NostalgicPictures August 26, 2019 at 7:04 pm

    I love how this video currently has 1.7 million views, how ironic!!

  • Reply BizzBolt5 August 27, 2019 at 3:17 am

    Insensitive.

  • Reply NotKiwiBird August 27, 2019 at 4:25 am

    Rip cone

  • Reply Buff Dora August 27, 2019 at 4:44 pm

    Cap just deleted his kid

  • Reply PerfectorYT August 28, 2019 at 9:10 am

    Did he just make a hindinburg reference

  • Reply Kyle Weng August 29, 2019 at 5:50 am

    Officially 3 years old

  • Reply ipodfreak93gh August 29, 2019 at 6:28 pm

    I like how this video has 1.7 million views like some looser

  • Reply YCCCm7 August 31, 2019 at 2:27 am

    1.768 million views is the joke. This video currently has 1.787. Nice job, CD.

  • Reply ριχlgυи 1964 August 31, 2019 at 11:06 pm

    THATS AWESOME 😀

  • Reply ezzz9 September 4, 2019 at 10:40 pm

    Great video very funny I LMAO. Now I have to glue it back on.

  • Reply TheEmeraldGamer101 September 6, 2019 at 12:12 pm

    Makes fun of a complete stranger getting 1.7 million views and this video currently has 1.7 million views just found that funny

  • Reply Yol Verinrii September 7, 2019 at 7:41 pm

    0:13 anyone else notice the bleeding?

  • Reply Nelson Chien September 9, 2019 at 11:34 am

    Zack king makes magic tricks videos

  • Reply Andreas Samuel Christensen 6G Kildebjergskolen, område Skovvejen September 18, 2019 at 5:20 am

    4.16 why did that make me cry

  • Reply Thomas King September 19, 2019 at 4:48 pm

    I love you capt D, but you need to add credits. Who are these people? Leave out the Alan's if you must, but give everyone else some credit. Thanks!

  • Reply gamer boy October 6, 2019 at 10:53 pm

    3:33 Real footage of the Hindenburg crash

  • Reply Justin Maynard Estrella October 7, 2019 at 8:19 am

    all of that kid video is fake

  • Reply Henrik Inthavong Finne October 7, 2019 at 9:34 am

    0:14 who saw blood

  • Reply qwerty uiop October 8, 2019 at 9:53 am

    bumnket

  • Reply SpeckyNation October 9, 2019 at 2:02 am

    I died when he broke his leg xD

  • Reply random awkward human October 9, 2019 at 3:47 pm

    Still am waiting for the makeup tutorial captain disillusion!

  • Reply NATURAL GAMER October 10, 2019 at 4:47 am

    Really underatted
    High quality VFX channel in youtube

  • Reply Kash The Gamer October 10, 2019 at 5:52 am

    The action movie kid is not real, he is actually cgi

  • Reply Nina Todd October 10, 2019 at 8:40 pm

    What is wrong with you!? Show him in future videos please! I want to see him again!

  • Reply Hol t October 11, 2019 at 8:40 pm

    Only one million huh whatever ??

  • Reply It’s Renegade October 12, 2019 at 12:52 am

    Top Ten Anime Betrayals
    1. 4:06

  • Reply SB -_-/ October 12, 2019 at 11:56 am

    ASMR HAHAHA

  • Reply Daniel Silva October 14, 2019 at 1:18 am

    CD is underated, Man those efects are hard to make.

  • Reply Chedderninja25 October 14, 2019 at 1:23 am

    *stubs toe*

    how it looks: https://www.wikihow.com/images/thumb/2/29/Relieve-Ingrown-Toe-Nail-Pain-Step-2-Version-4.jpg/aid717423-v4-728px-Relieve-Ingrown-Toe-Nail-Pain-Step-2-Version-4.jpg

    how it feels: 3:18

  • Reply roselind basih October 15, 2019 at 9:32 am

    Does he know that the action movie kid. The kid is fake does he

  • Reply Mootts _ October 16, 2019 at 2:54 am

    rip vine

  • Reply blah blah blah blah October 17, 2019 at 2:38 pm

    Dont worry all of ur subscribers is solid❤️?

  • Reply Andrew Clarke October 17, 2019 at 10:23 pm

    For April fools day you should do that channel that just does car crash effects and act like you can barely tell it’s fake

  • Reply MagicToffee October 18, 2019 at 11:16 am

    1 fps (fail per second)

  • Reply Rainy Day Inside October 21, 2019 at 3:06 am

    "Holly's Digital Genome
    Whenever you're ready, D. ;D"
    what does this even imply

  • Reply Gustavo Kruger October 21, 2019 at 8:36 pm

    3:18

  • Reply Akio Jam October 23, 2019 at 10:31 am

    Action movie kid is fake

  • Reply Rah October 25, 2019 at 6:11 am

    Did anyone else notice the subtle jab at Logan Paul…?

  • Reply Kaedon Matthews October 25, 2019 at 9:07 pm

    (Btw I still love you)you stool that long lightsaber from corridor crew(i think)

  • Reply TSelman61 October 26, 2019 at 3:03 pm

    3:57 AMK

  • Reply In Famouz October 28, 2019 at 11:45 am

    Does Captain D. has a child?

  • Reply Crackers The Cow October 29, 2019 at 9:43 pm

    This guy deserves more subscribers, he takes the time to paint his forehead peach for every video

  • Reply Vivian Alexander Lyngdoh Nonglait October 30, 2019 at 2:04 pm

    Broken leg = me laughing like a maniac

  • Reply Keller Broussard October 31, 2019 at 1:07 am

    Does “Quick D” mean the grade “D” as if your giving the creator a “D” always or “quick D” as “quick disillusions.”

  • Reply تلا بعغلعغ October 31, 2019 at 11:51 am

    4:10
    Dame

  • Reply Callum Beaton October 31, 2019 at 11:09 pm

    Get a job

  • Reply cneddy22 November 1, 2019 at 10:39 pm

    His channel category should defiantly be : Educational and Entertainment…. not just the latter

  • Reply Minecrafter November 4, 2019 at 10:01 am

    Captain d when jr hugs him, YEET

  • Reply Matthew Foster November 4, 2019 at 8:17 pm

    It says to comment this but I don't feel like searching the meaning right now: Osez-vows montrer notre video dans le but de critiquer?!

  • Reply Adam The Destroyer November 6, 2019 at 11:09 pm

    Wow the scene with his ‘kid’ is so fake

  • Reply Pubs November 7, 2019 at 6:04 am

    3:40 Thought he was going to mention the different skin tone of his child

  • Reply Dark Rainbow November 8, 2019 at 12:30 am

    I have a manscaping tutorial that YouTube keeps taking down.

  • Reply MisticLegends November 9, 2019 at 2:45 pm

    2:59 I literally have this dinosaur at home except it’s legs are missing

  • Reply Wilson Peng Peng November 16, 2019 at 6:25 pm

    XD

  • Reply Mummified Tony November 17, 2019 at 7:52 am

    I would piss my self laughing if CD started shouting "BENNNN!" and saying "Oh Holo"

  • Reply Marcus Rovic Clarite November 20, 2019 at 1:41 pm

    3:29 you saw nothing

  • Reply Bartkor12 November 21, 2019 at 7:20 pm

    2:41 illuminati confirmed.

  • Reply Admin Adventure November 23, 2019 at 3:39 pm

    The kid just has another shade of face paint on

  • Reply Colgate Master November 27, 2019 at 5:18 am

    Who's baby did you steal this time

  • Reply Blake Truax December 6, 2019 at 2:21 pm

    Digital abortion?!

  • Reply baba yaga December 16, 2019 at 7:46 pm

    Sasha baron Cohen is funny? News to me

  • Reply King Treedede December 17, 2019 at 6:00 pm

    The Hey yo we’re just kidding show is flashing back to me

  • Reply sand under-man December 18, 2019 at 5:09 am

    Dies epicly

  • Reply Star Dust December 20, 2019 at 12:42 pm

    I wanna slap CD with makeup remover

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