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Parks and Recreation – Turtle flu

November 5, 2019

Okay, my name is ron. You don’t need to know
my last name. Whoever wants to talk,
go ahead, And we’ll be out of here
in a tight 15. – I found a sandwich
in one of your parks, And I want to know why
it didn’t have mayonnaise. What’s so funny?
– Oh. – Yeah, I don’t think kids
should be allowed On the playground equipment. Okay, we’ve been over this. If you’re worried about
swine flu, Use hand sanitizer– – I’m not worried about
swine flu. I already had the swine flu. I’m worried about
the turtle flu! – The turtle flu…
– Turtle flu. Turtle flu.


  • Reply FairsleyDifference December 29, 2011 at 11:41 pm

    Someone should hire that guy to be in everything.

  • Reply Henrique January 1, 2012 at 7:37 am

    That guy even looks like a turtle.

  • Reply PappinAce January 24, 2012 at 11:15 am

    Cilbup Moruf

  • Reply sketchyben91 February 28, 2012 at 8:21 pm

    love how mayo lady is the same lady that complained to ron when she made tea with sprinkler water.

  • Reply Jose Castellanos April 2, 2012 at 9:08 pm

    this is what it's like dealing with customer complaints

  • Reply captain07234 May 12, 2012 at 11:39 pm

    I briefly worked in a city department and the kinds of crazy complaints on Parks and Rec are accurate. Departments like this are just magnets for every crazy and shut in in the community.

  • Reply ImCarrotsforBananas May 19, 2012 at 5:37 am

    That lady brings up a serious social issue, why didn't the sandwich have mayonnaise?

  • Reply Florian June 25, 2012 at 9:02 pm

    0:28 0.0

  • Reply Blxck Shxggy July 6, 2012 at 3:13 am

    wait…so she found a random sandwich lying on the ground and her first thought is to pick it up and see if it has mayonnaise…wtf? lol

  • Reply Ann Niccolo July 14, 2012 at 6:00 pm

    "My name is Ron. You don't need to know my last name."

  • Reply Wiccan Airforce August 17, 2012 at 12:53 am

    "Turtle Flue?…?…?" – Ron Swanson

  • Reply Chinesekage August 22, 2012 at 6:46 am

    …..turtle flu

  • Reply maximumtheandy August 27, 2012 at 10:23 pm

    why does she miss out an entire syllable when pronouncing mayONnaise.

  • Reply gmacdaddy24 September 5, 2012 at 12:32 am

    the one person who disliked this video apparently died of turtle flu…

  • Reply galwguitar87 September 5, 2012 at 9:06 am

    The turtle guy looks just like Toby the turtle from Robin Hood!!! With the glasses and everything! I wish I was photoshop savvy to do a side by side or something xd

  • Reply AspiringTentacle September 7, 2012 at 3:12 am

    Turtle flu ? It wouldn't surprise me, turtles are so condescending.

  • Reply ttorres89 September 11, 2012 at 8:29 pm

    The sad thing about this footage is that there are actually real people that would have complaints and questions like this in the world. "Why wasn't the sandwich made with mayonnaise?"

  • Reply Axel Hunt September 23, 2012 at 3:37 pm

    -turtle flu?!
    -turtle flu!
    -turtle flu…

  • Reply MrVincenzio1 October 3, 2012 at 3:21 am

    I already had swine flu!

  • Reply James IV October 30, 2012 at 7:54 pm

    Ron is thinking to himself "god damn why must people be so stupid"

  • Reply Nikolas Tapai November 12, 2012 at 10:50 pm

    Love how it's the same lady who was mad because the painting of her dog had to go in "Time Capsule Seven."

  • Reply Burt Macklin November 18, 2012 at 6:01 am

    true shiz

  • Reply MrHorrorking13 December 11, 2012 at 8:09 pm

    Ron is thinking to himself…."Turtle Flu?"
    "Go on sir."

  • Reply 1990SuperGeek December 19, 2012 at 1:43 am

    Now I am afraid of the turtle flu.

  • Reply kyr sp33'dy January 17, 2013 at 3:37 am

    the turtle flu…….

  • Reply Erica K. January 22, 2013 at 7:30 am

    Every American pronounces it that way.

  • Reply BACK IN TIME January 22, 2013 at 9:56 pm

    WTF is Turtle Flu

  • Reply nagyesszep January 28, 2013 at 11:30 am

    why it didnt have mayonnaise?

  • Reply TheEPICworldofJAMES February 16, 2013 at 10:13 am

    a joke

  • Reply threenumbnuts April 23, 2013 at 10:54 pm

    She pronounced it may-en-aze. Most do.

  • Reply HoneyLion June 13, 2013 at 8:04 pm

    I really want that old lady to pop up more often. She already made tea with sprinkler water and now finding sandwiches? What else will she eat in the park?

  • Reply PurebloodFeminists June 21, 2013 at 1:27 am


  • Reply tobeylee18 July 17, 2013 at 8:58 am

    and he was really condescending

  • Reply PlayerZYX July 19, 2013 at 6:39 pm

    The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
    -Winston Churchill

  • Reply cody Austin August 19, 2013 at 8:30 pm

    b/c he got the turtle flu! CMON PEOPLE! lol

  • Reply Tyler Doll October 9, 2013 at 8:04 pm

    Accidentally paused it on :29

    Best accident all day.

  • Reply Scarabic Jones November 4, 2013 at 2:11 am

    Because he has the turtle flu!

  • Reply Scarabic Jones November 4, 2013 at 2:12 am

    You guys don't get it the turtle flu is already in the water in the food in the air we all have it its the gubbaments fault wake up sheeple WAKE UP SHEEPLE

  • Reply Katy Smith November 16, 2013 at 12:29 am

    Fucking love the public forums on Parks and Rec

  • Reply SmashLiXs December 16, 2013 at 3:41 am

    both faces are epic

  • Reply nisenise December 26, 2013 at 11:55 pm

    "i'm worried about the turtle flu!" 
    "turtle flu?" "turtle flu"  "turtle flu…."

  • Reply JigglyPuff2 April 16, 2014 at 10:24 pm

    If only poor Kyle had been vaccinated. 

  • Reply Stateddeadpool2 May 2, 2014 at 9:45 pm


  • Reply Shinoda908 May 12, 2014 at 12:31 pm

    That turtle flu guy is the dude from Orphan Black, right? Allison's husband?

  • Reply Hamburgler August 16, 2014 at 12:40 am

    The last time Ron says turtle flu he says it as if he has lost hope for humanity

  • Reply Cur August 19, 2014 at 10:16 pm

    Best line delivery of all time.

  • Reply Audio Candy September 22, 2014 at 11:09 am

    Remember future youtube directors, inverting a video's symmetry about the y-axis will not yield you a new video….!

  • Reply blacksmithn December 18, 2014 at 6:40 pm

    I know I just hate it when sandwiches I find at the park don't have mayonnaise…

  • Reply TheCrewWith Clas December 25, 2014 at 7:34 am

    why is the screen reversed? the screen is messed up!

  • Reply Dan Olson June 15, 2015 at 8:56 pm

    I found a sandwich in a park in my town and it DID have mayonnaise so don't judge all parks by this one example.

  • Reply Dougger2006 July 5, 2015 at 4:27 am

    Turtle flu…

  • Reply Ayoub youbs October 26, 2015 at 6:53 pm

    This is how propaganda spreads

  • Reply InertiaEffect November 18, 2015 at 11:11 pm

    the same lady who drank sprinkler water tea.

  • Reply Rain Storm May 10, 2016 at 2:04 am

    The turtle flu?
    Turtle flu!
    ….turtle flew.

  • Reply Daniel Gonzalez February 3, 2017 at 4:43 am

    It scares me people like these exist

  • Reply Peter Anon February 24, 2017 at 4:47 pm

    You say what you want about totalitarian governments, but they don't have those two complaining at their town meetings.

  • Reply Xylarxcode July 27, 2017 at 5:33 pm

    Homeless guy finds sandwich in a Pawnee park
    'Score. I just found my lunch.'
    Takes a bite, chews for a little bit then spits it back out with a disgusted face
    'No mayo?! What is wrong with people?'
    Stomps on sandwich repeatedly

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