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Paranoid Trump Thinks Reports Will Try To Infect Him With Virus

March 10, 2020


Donald Trump has always been a very paranoid
person. We have seen the paranoid aspect of his personality
rear its ugly head all throughout his administration, throughout his actual 2015/2016 campaign,
we saw the paranoia creep in at any given opportunity. But we also know based on things Trump himself
has said that he is a massive germaphobe and so right now this paranoid germaphobe serving
as president of the United States has concocted a new conspiracy theory in his head. And that conspiracy theory that he told his
aides aboard air force one yesterday is that some member of the press is going to intentionally
infect themselves with COVID-19 so that they can then go and infect the president of the
United States. That is what those aboard air force one yesterday
told reporters. Donald Trump, the paranoi, paranoid delusional
in chief thinks some reporter out there in this country will intentionally catch this
virus for the sole purpose of passing it along to him. Now what’s truly ironic about all of this
is that he told this to aides while aboard air force one. You know who else was sitting there with him
on air force one? Matt Gaetz. Matt Gaetz who after leaving air force one
went into self quarantine because he had been exposed to the virus at CPAC and Trump’s sitting
there saying, I think a member of the press is going to give it to me on purpose. Dude, the dude next to you could possibly
have it and could have given it to you and maybe Trump is just setting this up in case
he does catch it. Maybe he wants us to think that, oh, a member
of the press did this because I can promise you there’s going to be plenty of Republicans
in this country who think that that’s what’s happened. They’re absolutely going to believe that some
reporter got this disease just to give it to the president because a lot of his supporters
are just as delusional as he is. But folks, that’s not going to happen and
in case anybody is thinking about it, let me go ahead and issue the warning now. Do not intentionally contract this virus,
and if you do have this virus, do not intentionally go out there and infect anybody. I don’t care about your political leanings
or the political leanings of the people you’re trying to infect. Please, for the love of God, don’t do that. If you get this, quarantine yourself, do not
go near other people. Do not try to weaponize this stupid thing
because if you do, you’re going to prove the president right. I mean, let’s forget for a minute that it’s
morally wrong and you shouldn’t do it anyway. You’re also going to be given the Republicans
more fuel. Don’t do that. Don’t let them win. Okay. Can we, can we be good with that, folks? I feel like that’s a weird request to have
to make, but at the same time, I also feel like I kind of have to make it. Do not intentionally infect people. But as for the president of the United States
and his paranoid delusions, I think it’s time we once again start talking about the 25th
amendment. We have a very real crisis here in the United
States that the president is not taking seriously. The president is clearly suffering from delusions
that require the advice and expertise of mental health professionals here in the United States. And there are plenty that are willing and
waiting to give that advice to the president, to run those tests on the president. And I think his statements, not just yesterday
aboard air force one, but in the past week and a half about this outbreak, I think all
of those warrant some kind of psychiatric evaluation to determine if this man is even
mentally fit to run this country during this time
of crisis.

100 Comments

  • Reply Jon Ericson March 10, 2020 at 10:34 pm

    He might already have it, the dumb fuck.

  • Reply Toochie Toochie March 10, 2020 at 10:35 pm

    Lol hahahhaha trumps a moron. I think that orange shit he sprays his ugly fave with is poisoning his two brain cells

  • Reply RandomRobin March 10, 2020 at 10:35 pm

    He's more at risk of infection when he's at one of his hate rallies instead of being in a press room.

  • Reply Tempus Fugit March 10, 2020 at 10:35 pm

    He came close with CCAP weekend. The next one will be the successful one.

  • Reply Jason Fisher March 10, 2020 at 10:35 pm

    IMHO, tRump is an idiot!!!!!!

  • Reply Big Smoke Guitar March 10, 2020 at 10:36 pm

    Let him keep thinking that….maybe he'll have that Cranial overload and blows what brains the dumbass has, up.

  • Reply batgurrl March 10, 2020 at 10:37 pm

    Paranoid germaphobe indeed.
    He has truly lost his mind. He needs to be hospitalized. He needs to go to a ‘rest home’ as they used to say.

  • Reply BTFOOMNY March 10, 2020 at 10:37 pm

    He's not a germophobe. He had sex with a PORN star!!

  • Reply Hamilton's NY / STX March 10, 2020 at 10:37 pm

    So…how does one go about getting press credentials?

  • Reply Snake Man March 10, 2020 at 10:38 pm

    I think reporters will have to stand in line.

  • Reply Jess Stuart March 10, 2020 at 10:38 pm

    Not necessary. Trump's idiot sycophants (people like Matt Gaetz) will unwittingly pass Covid-19 onto Trump.

  • Reply 2468 1357 March 10, 2020 at 10:38 pm

    LETS HOPE
    CORONA VIRUS
    FOR TRUMP !

  • Reply DragonAlchemist0 March 10, 2020 at 10:38 pm

    If he gets infected. Its not the press. Its gonna be the next whore he pays.

  • Reply DA March 10, 2020 at 10:39 pm

    I can believe it

  • Reply Gary Sinnott March 10, 2020 at 10:39 pm

    Coming soon: vacancy for food taster. Location: White House. Pay: if you're lucky.

  • Reply Shanna Mac 39 March 10, 2020 at 10:39 pm

    But Gaetz infected him most likely. Karma

  • Reply Sara Eth March 10, 2020 at 10:39 pm

    Nothing about the orange globular is funny!
    That being said, LMFAO!!!
    Seriously, this man would not be elected dog catcher in most towns, what the heck does that say about us? We voted for this putz!
    On the plus side, we can only go back up from here, maybe, possibly, well that's all hope.

    Good luck!

  • Reply James MG March 10, 2020 at 10:40 pm

    Suffering from mental illness as severely as his is, you'd think contracting the corona virus would be the least of his worries. I wonder if he could catch the virus through compulsive crotch grabbing?

  • Reply BTFOOMNY March 10, 2020 at 10:40 pm

    Ninety-eight percent survive. What would you accomplish by infecting Paranoid Pinhead?

  • Reply Patchuchan March 10, 2020 at 10:41 pm

    Paranoia is one of the side effects of amphetamine abuse I'm just saying.

  • Reply Rebuilt Gearbox March 10, 2020 at 10:41 pm

    Trump will have his makeup crew start using disinfectant spray-tan.

  • Reply Tony Lang March 10, 2020 at 10:42 pm

    SO, HE GETS THE C-FLU FROM IVANA WHO GOT IT FROM ONE OF HER LOVERS!!

  • Reply Purple Rain March 10, 2020 at 10:42 pm

    Haha I said he was going to say that he is going to blame the reportes,blame the Dems, blame presdent Obama,blame Schiff, blame lady Nancy he will blame everyone but the Republicans who was at DPack who he shake his hand,and also gatez who was on air Force one with him,but his lying ass is going to make it the Dems fault for his dumb base,he should shake there hands.

  • Reply Virginia Lucio March 10, 2020 at 10:43 pm

    What do you expect from a psychological liar.

  • Reply Danielle King March 10, 2020 at 10:43 pm

    so trump who might already have this virus is doing the very thing he accused the dems of doing .Weaponizing the virus for political reasons.He was at cpac where a number of republicans got infected including cruz and gaetz and he was asked if he would get tested and he said he might and then said he felt fine and was advised that he didnt need to and knowing trump that advice probably came from a mirror he was looking at.So next he might get sick and first he will say im not sick .Then he will say oh yeah im sick but its not serious.Then he will say oh yeah its serious but its flu not corona.Then he will say oh yeah its corona but its ok its not that bad then he will be on a ventilator and his press secretary will say yeah its corona and he is really sick so what

  • Reply DrNox March 10, 2020 at 10:44 pm

    The Mad King exhibited serious mental deficit via his derailment, incoherence and tangentiality when he moved from his ‘perfect Covid management’ to his ‘perfect phone call’ at his CDC campaign photo opp yesterday. The orange facial dye, bomber jacket and magat hat are also wildly inappropriate and insightless, suggesting he’s unaware of the risks to his reputation. All these justify urgent psych intervention. He’s so busy shaking hands though that Covid will likely solve the problem first.

  • Reply abandoned neo March 10, 2020 at 10:44 pm

    So you think trumps insane because he's afraid of someone using the virus against him? How about shut the fuck up you liberal asshat. If you where in his position you would be scared as well. So shut up and go back into your hole.

  • Reply Virginia Lucio March 10, 2020 at 10:44 pm

    He is so evil, even the virus won’t touch him.

  • Reply Michael Snyder March 10, 2020 at 10:45 pm

    And this is our leader????

  • Reply LordFirekaze March 10, 2020 at 10:46 pm

    He's just destroying Constitutional rights because he doesn't like being questioned

  • Reply Steve Johnson March 10, 2020 at 10:46 pm

    I know of no one who would "infect themselves" to target the alleged president. Passing along an ampoule — that's another matter. Of course simplistic thinking is typical for donald dump. Why would a press member do this to begin with? It would more likely happen at a "fan rally."

  • Reply mtavarez4561 March 10, 2020 at 10:46 pm

    More Trump hate, what a surprise, all these vicious liberals trying to take their shot at Donald Trump, because that’s all they have

    Democrats are going to lose the election and they know it, so they continually use character assassination and Trump bashing viciously

    I say, too fucking bad

    You liberals are pathetic, and you don’t love our country, and no one wants to hear from you anyway

  • Reply Krissthen Trujillo March 10, 2020 at 10:47 pm

    that is what happens when narcissism gets together with paranoia

  • Reply john allen March 10, 2020 at 10:47 pm

    So we've reached the Hitler level of paranoia now. Man, our distopian temperature is boiling

  • Reply Sally Daniel March 10, 2020 at 10:48 pm

    25th Amendment please please please 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

  • Reply Abe DeSilva March 10, 2020 at 10:48 pm

    LOL. Trump is the dumbest, fattest, most corrupt, and most ineffective president of our time.

  • Reply Ed Hoffman March 10, 2020 at 10:49 pm

    Trump was right about 1 thing. They are going to steal it from Bernie again

  • Reply raz744u March 10, 2020 at 10:50 pm

    Wait, symptoms are mild, you can even go to work…

  • Reply Keith Morrison March 10, 2020 at 10:50 pm

    #trumpvirus

  • Reply Timothy Kozlowski March 10, 2020 at 10:51 pm

    One day Farron, is actually going to tell the truth.

  • Reply TheKaiTetley March 10, 2020 at 10:51 pm

    We should all be so lucky.

  • Reply Monie Flook March 10, 2020 at 10:51 pm

    Who helps him carry around that gigantic orange ego? AND when is a 6 year old going to explain, to him, what an airborne virus is?

  • Reply Adam Rosario March 10, 2020 at 10:52 pm

    I thought the virus was a hoax. Why is he afraid of catching a hoax virus?

  • Reply Nils Telle March 10, 2020 at 10:53 pm

    Not much longer in office,he is on his way out of the White House just a matter of time,

  • Reply Cynthia Placido March 10, 2020 at 10:54 pm

    How ridiculious but If It happened inadvertantly I wouldn't care.

  • Reply m1ck57 March 10, 2020 at 10:54 pm

    Is Trump looney tunes? Nah. Just incredibly stupid, incompetent and a spoiled brat to boot.

  • Reply robert graziano March 10, 2020 at 10:55 pm

    Karma will infect trumpig.

  • Reply verilyheld March 10, 2020 at 10:55 pm

    Evil destroys itself.
    trump is finally reaping the rewards of his entire life of cruelty, malice and evil.

  • Reply bwbethel March 10, 2020 at 10:56 pm

    He's beginning to sound and act more like his hero Adolf every damn day!

  • Reply William Marshall II March 10, 2020 at 10:56 pm

    I'm rooting for coronavirus vs Trump. Just because he deserves it.

  • Reply Richie Smits March 10, 2020 at 10:56 pm

    Fruity loopy!

  • Reply Kenny C Nez March 10, 2020 at 10:56 pm

    He should be worried about Karma giving him the virus.

  • Reply Richard Marchant March 10, 2020 at 10:56 pm

    Trump thinks that because that's what he would do and that's what some of his followers would do

  • Reply Rhoda G March 10, 2020 at 10:57 pm

    He been infected sense he opened his mouth I hope he got the virus

  • Reply Stephen Harrison March 10, 2020 at 10:58 pm

    If you have had the virus and get better, then is your sneeze a vaccine?

  • Reply PeterTheSAGAFan March 10, 2020 at 10:58 pm

    To Late, Lyin Ted, Matt Gaetz, Moscow Mitch, Meadows are all infected..

  • Reply Ron Sandlin March 10, 2020 at 10:59 pm

    If anyone was going to assassinate this CLOWN they would have done it three years ago !
    NATURE, on the other hand, doesn't care that a CLOWN thinks he's a "president" !!

  • Reply J Bug March 10, 2020 at 11:01 pm

    Maybe he already tested positive so he's making sure that everyone knows it must have been the press?

  • Reply Ron Sandlin March 10, 2020 at 11:01 pm

    The CLOWN will get a PSYCHIATRIC EVALUATION in PRISON, won't he ??

  • Reply Dennis Garrison March 10, 2020 at 11:03 pm

    WHAT A NUT BAG!!

  • Reply ᏰĪᏝᏝ ՇÎρɧᏋƦ March 10, 2020 at 11:04 pm

    THE SIMPSONS WERE CORRECT AGAIN !
    TRUMP IS GOING TO DIE OF COVID19 !!!

  • Reply Dennis Garrison March 10, 2020 at 11:04 pm

    WHAT A NUT BAG!!

  • Reply Darryl Carnell March 10, 2020 at 11:06 pm

    If they wanted to make Trump sick, gist give him a conscious, and mirror.
    Or, just infect Putins ass, because he can not help kissing it.
    I like my 1st idea better.

  • Reply Pati Giddens March 10, 2020 at 11:06 pm

    He's not fucking worth dying for.

  • Reply Wallace March 10, 2020 at 11:07 pm

    I'd pity the poor virus having to live inside that bloated orange hulk.

  • Reply Quantum Timeline March 10, 2020 at 11:07 pm

    Trump is paranoid because he's illiterate.

  • Reply MrSkeeter18 March 10, 2020 at 11:09 pm

    They say if you have had a VD you have nothing to worry about.

  • Reply the hawk March 10, 2020 at 11:10 pm

    it is not going to be a reporter it is going to be a republican like matt gates or jim jordon in my opinion

  • Reply geno mccgeno March 10, 2020 at 11:12 pm

    That would be one helluva heroic reporter.

  • Reply Get the pitchforks ! March 10, 2020 at 11:12 pm

    They're not going to use the 25th amendment on Trump, no matter how batshit crazy the man obviously is.

  • Reply Gilberto Ramirez March 10, 2020 at 11:12 pm

    Sounds like a plan. Just need to get it on your hands and shake his hand. Then tell him there is something on his nose.

  • Reply mndrew1 March 10, 2020 at 11:13 pm

    Asking for a friend; what if you already bought your $1k a plate Republican fundraiser dinner tickets? You know they won't honor a corona virus refund request.

  • Reply adam woodfin March 10, 2020 at 11:14 pm

    Matt Gaetz wants a hug, Trump.

  • Reply Bionic man March 10, 2020 at 11:15 pm

    Trump is a germaphobe that doesn't use condoms when he has sex with prostitutes hahahahahahaha

  • Reply 傭兵Cloud March 10, 2020 at 11:15 pm

    Trump is a bastard to the tenth degree but no journalist should get themselves sick and try to get him sick. He’s not worth it.

  • Reply Cindy Yeager March 10, 2020 at 11:15 pm

    Wow, we should be so lucky that he catches the 'hoax'. Really, he thinks someone is trying to give him the virus? He is nuts. 25 the 45.

  • Reply n smith March 10, 2020 at 11:16 pm

    Sad we have to be told NOT to get infected to infect our political enemies. Look at the times we live in. 🤦🏾

  • Reply allenfreek13 March 10, 2020 at 11:17 pm

    If Trump does get the C virus he deserves it.

  • Reply Mike Johnson March 10, 2020 at 11:17 pm

    Trump is so clueless i wish the Republicans did their constitutional oath and removed Donald Trump when they had the chance so I think everyone that dies from this virus it should be on their hands

  • Reply SHINDI Grewal March 10, 2020 at 11:18 pm

    Trump knows his crimes committed the only escape his is to stay in power in White House. That’s what is the reason of
    Him being paranoid…he is scared that if he loses 2020 election that he will end up in jail?

  • Reply Drew Brown March 10, 2020 at 11:19 pm

    How can he be a germaphobe if he wants to nail any woman with a pulse?

  • Reply Ianpact March 10, 2020 at 11:19 pm

    Can you use the 25th amendment before someone receives the democratic nomination, too?

  • Reply Mary Szkuncia March 10, 2020 at 11:20 pm

    You are such a gossiper, who gave you this information, it’s all hearsay, and you pass this BS on.

  • Reply Ari zona March 10, 2020 at 11:21 pm

    Reporters not reports.

  • Reply TJ March 10, 2020 at 11:22 pm

    Give me a press pass . I’ll cough right in Barron Trump glassy eyes.

  • Reply Vali Umpill March 10, 2020 at 11:24 pm

    Matt gaetz, the arse who wore the big ole mask to be a smart arse, gives it to trump. Now THAT'S karma

  • Reply roadkill5555556 March 10, 2020 at 11:24 pm

    Wait… so this coronavirus is a hoax, it's just like the flu, its mortality rate is less than 1% and it's also very close to being cured, all according to Trump, but he's also afraid to catch it? Oooookay.

  • Reply Cicakkibin March 10, 2020 at 11:24 pm

    Has anyone noticed how he’s taken to lifting up his nose to make his expression more ‘presidential’ he must have been practicing hard over the 3 years. Funnily enough the stupid MSM are falling for it, using this portrait stance as a thumbnail. There’s a huffing n a puffing but the media circus are falling for his every trick.

  • Reply Highlander001 March 10, 2020 at 11:26 pm

    I will laugh my ass off if he gets it.

  • Reply A horse with no name March 10, 2020 at 11:26 pm

    Can you do a 25th on someone running for president as well. We know Bernie had a heart attack and was treated but Bidens mental acuity is really suspect, or was that really his wife/sister.

  • Reply Cody March 10, 2020 at 11:26 pm

    There was a mom that had a sleep over for her kid and kids friends to give them all the chicken-pox. She didn't tell the other kids parents what she was doing, so she went to prison for chemical Warfare. So if you know you have something and it can be deadly, I think you should get treated ASAP and if you are found guilty of purposely giving it to people you should face some kind of time for fine.

  • Reply Ronald Rose March 10, 2020 at 11:26 pm

    Trump thinks he is a president, now that's delusional.

  • Reply vince baldwin March 10, 2020 at 11:29 pm

    Mr. Low IQ Donald Trump the stable psycho paranoid that can't string a sentence together has copped out talking to reporters!

  • Reply 1wascallywabbit March 10, 2020 at 11:31 pm

    But…but…I thought there was nothing to worry about, as a matter of fact, it's all a hoax according to him.

    The last thing we need is him dying and being revered as a martyr

  • Reply John Payne March 10, 2020 at 11:32 pm

    That's a good idea as it goes i thought it was just like the flu anyway

  • Reply joeconsumer March 10, 2020 at 11:32 pm

    I hope so.

  • Reply Cris Briones Fourzán March 10, 2020 at 11:33 pm

    Isn't he already infected, contaminated, a virus carrier, a contaminant, sick, and probably with a very grimmed pronostic?

  • Reply W March 10, 2020 at 11:35 pm

    Trump I'd be more worried about the massive amount of STD you have.

  • Reply Carla Rae March 10, 2020 at 11:35 pm

    Paranoia may destroy ya.😵

  • Reply richard March 10, 2020 at 11:36 pm

    What the hell have we become as a country?

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