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One Direction Catches Up with Ellen

October 19, 2019


– IS THERE ANY PLACE
THAT YOU CAN GO AND HAVE A NORMAL DAY
AND WALK AROUND? ANY PLACE
IN THE WORLD? – I MEAN, WE DO EVERYWHERE.
– YEAH. – YOU DO?
– WE TRY TO. [both talking at once] – JUST LIKE CRABS.
– YOU’RE LIKE CRABS? – LIKE STAY IN
AND THEN JUST COME OUT. – OH, I THOUGHT YOU MEANT
YOU WALK SIDEWAYS LIKE THAT
OR SOMETHING. – SOMETIMES.
– UH-HUH. BUT YOU MUST HAVE–
DO YOU HAVE DISGUISES? CRABS WAS A BAD EXAMPLE. I WOULD SAY NEXT TIME
YOU TELL THE STORY, BE SOMETHING
LIKE A PANDA BEAR OR SOMETHING. IT’S ADORABLE.
THEY’RE ADORABLE–PANDA BEARS. NOW, BUT DO–
DO YOU HAVE DISGUISES? AND DO YOU ACTUALLY–
‘CAUSE I REALLY– I THINK–
IT’S A BLESSING. YOU HAVE
AN AMAZING CAREER, BUT ALSO YOU KIND OF–
IT’S HARD FOR YOU TO HAVE NORMAL LIVES, RIGHT? – THING IS
WITH A DISGUISE IS THAT IT’S FAR TOO EMBARRASSING
IF SOMEONE CATCHES YOU WEARING A DISGUISE. IT’S NOT WORTH
WEARING THE DISGUISE, LIKE, “IS THAT YOU? YEAH, WHY ARE YOU WEARING
A MUSTACHE?” [laughter] – YOU’RE ALMOST WEARING
A MUSTACHE. THERE’S A MUSTACHE
COMING THROUGH. – ARE YOU TRYING TO GROW
A MUSTACHE? – YEAH, I’VE BEEN GROWING IT
FOR ABOUT 20 YEARS NOW. [laughter] – SO HOW ARE YOU FEELING? I KNOW YOU MISSED
RELEASE DAY, AND YOU WERE SUPPOSED
TO BE ON “THE TODAY SHOW.” YOU HAD SOME KIND OF STOMACH FLU
OR SOMETHING. HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
– I’M FEELING A LOT BETTER. AND, YEAH, I’M JUST HAPPY
TO BE BACK WITH THE LADS. – IT’S GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK.
– IT’S GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK. – YEAH, THAT’S– [cheers and applause] NOW, ARE YOU–IS THAT TRUE,
YOU’RE GETTING MARRIED SOON? – I’M ENGAGED.
– UH-HUH. – AND, YEAH, I’VE HAD
A FEW QUESTIONS ABOUT “PLANS” FOR THE MARRIAGE. WE HAVEN’T REALLY
HAD ANY PLANS YET, BUT… – YOU DON’T HAVE DATES YET?
– NO. – LET ME KNOW, ‘CAUSE I GOT
TO CLEAR MY SCHEDULE. – YEAH, WE’LL–
– OKAY. AND THE REST OF YOU– NO PROBLEMS WITH DATES
OR ANYTHING, PROBABLY, RIGHT? I’LL HAVE–OKAY.
IF YOU NEED ANY HELP… – I FEEL LIKE IT’S SOMETHING
LIKE PSYCHIATRY. – YEAH, IT IS A LITTLE BIT.
YEAH. – NOW–PSYCHIATRY? – DON’T THINK THAT’S A WORD.
I THINK I MADE THAT UP. – YEAH.
NO, PSYCHIATRY’S A WORD. – OH, IT IS.
I DIDN’T MAKE IT. [laughter] – YEAH, YOU’RE IN THE CLEAR. – [laughs] – NO, THAT’S REALLY A WORD.
– WE LEFT SCHOOL EARLY. – SO, HARRY,
HERE’S–HERE’S– I NEED TO FIND THIS OUT,
BECAUSE THIS IS A RUMOR, AND I DON’T KNOW IF YOU’RE GONNA
ANSWER ME OR NOT, ‘CAUSE YOU HAVE SO MANY RUMORS
ABOUT YOU. – I’LL ANSWER.
– HERE’S THE LATEST RUMOR. THAT YOU GAVE TAYLOR SWIFT
1,989 ROSES BECAUSE OF HER “1989” ALBUM
DOING WELL. DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT THAT RUMOR? – I DON’T.
NO, I KNOW ABOUT THE RUMOR. – UH-HUH. – I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT THE ROSES. – NO, NO.
– I THINK IT WAS– IT MIGHT’VE BEEN
SOMEONE ELSE. I MAY HAVE FALSELY TAKEN– – AND YOU GET CREDIT
FOR BEING ROMANTIC LIKE THAT. NOW, IS IT AWKWARD
THAT WHEN YOU’RE AT THE AMAs, FOR INSTANCE,
THAT YOU RUN INTO PEOPLE? IS IT EVERYBODY’S ALL HAPPY
WITH EVERYBODY IN THE BUSINESS? – YEAH, IT’S GOOD.
– YEAH, ALL GOOD. AND IT’S GOOD
THAT NILES IS REALLY GOOD AT REMEMBERING
PEOPLES’ NAMES, SO WE JUST KIND
OF LET HIM GO AHEAD, AND THEN WE CAN REMEMBER,
“OH, YEAH, THIS GUY.” – ARE YOU THE ONE
THAT REMEMBERS? ‘CAUSE IT IS HARD
WHEN YOU RUN INTO PEOPLE AND YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER
EVERYBODY’S NAME. SO YOU’RE THE GUY
THAT REMEMBERS THE NAMES? AND THEN YOU SAY IT REALLY LOUD
SO THEY KNOW WHO IT IS. – SO THEY KNOW WHO IT IS, YEAH.
– YEAH. – THIS IS ELLEN, EVERYONE.
– YEAH. [cheers and applause] UH-OH. DID YOU WANT TO SEE
MORE VIDEOS? HOLD ON. I HAVE TO TELL YOU, WE’RE NOT GONNA BE DOING
CLASSIC JOKE WEDNESDAY. – UM, I’M– I’M SO MAD.
– YOU’RE MAD? HOW–HOW MAD ARE YOU? – I’M THIS MAD. [cheers and applause]

28 Comments

  • Reply sagittarius directioner August 29, 2019 at 12:35 am

    Zayn knees are beautiful

  • Reply Chandrima Sarkar August 30, 2019 at 4:44 pm

    "is it true that you are getting married soon"
    Look at harry😢
    He looks miserable
    Zarry is true i tell you

  • Reply Roshni Thakur September 1, 2019 at 6:37 pm

    Its 2019 and so much is changed.

  • Reply I LOVE NIALL HORAN September 6, 2019 at 1:37 am

    Nialls so worried about zayn, and yet zayn didn't even congratulate him on his new single this town. That makes me sad😢

  • Reply Audrina Parker September 6, 2019 at 8:36 pm

    Omg I love you so much ellen

  • Reply Chanakya Neog September 8, 2019 at 2:07 pm

    Who came here after seeing zayn and 1d together

  • Reply Hazel Cagan September 8, 2019 at 8:53 pm

    Zayn couldve waited one more year 🙁

  • Reply Woshan Sheik September 9, 2019 at 5:07 pm

    Anyone 2019 here? Nothing's the same😕

  • Reply Lil Zayn September 10, 2019 at 3:39 am

    I came back

    Not 1D

  • Reply Lola’s World September 12, 2019 at 5:10 pm

    When Niall says it great to have you back zayn it hits me hard

  • Reply KarlaSanchez September 13, 2019 at 11:04 pm

    I miss them so much😭😭💕

  • Reply plackcozpink September 14, 2019 at 1:33 pm

    Watching this now coz I miss them

  • Reply ; min yuan September 18, 2019 at 4:47 am

    One philosopher said.
    Niall: HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

  • Reply Sadiq Hussain September 18, 2019 at 11:44 am

    1:16 "Ya I'm just happy to be back with the lads"-Zayn
    Wish they all come back

  • Reply Hanadi Bk September 21, 2019 at 3:38 pm

    Who's the guy in the last video?

  • Reply Alien Makintosh September 23, 2019 at 5:38 pm

    2019 anyone?

  • Reply Sahana Singh September 26, 2019 at 7:35 am

    My arms are thick than there legs 😂

  • Reply Sherline Kinyanjui October 2, 2019 at 6:10 am

    "it's good to have you back"
    Can't wait for those words again

  • Reply Ann Z October 5, 2019 at 8:59 am

    How came zayns leg so thin…my goodness they all have thin legs😲 I cannot but stare at it the whole time

  • Reply Hubert Farnsworth October 5, 2019 at 4:01 pm

    That’s a lieeeee he was working on mind of mine zayn stomach flue pshhhhhhhhh he was working on tracks

  • Reply Mr. Sundar October 6, 2019 at 2:42 pm

    Ellen can't even afford another couch lol. Just stuff all 5 of them in one.

  • Reply Aditya Bhor October 6, 2019 at 3:05 pm

    Now who helps them remember the names??

  • Reply Sanjvi Anand October 6, 2019 at 4:17 pm

    Liam at 2:20 when harry is asked bout T Swift

  • Reply Raquel Fernandes October 6, 2019 at 8:11 pm

    Lésbica caiu ficxa golpe baú

  • Reply BLINK BLINK October 11, 2019 at 9:49 am

    I miss them

  • Reply Maxi Millian October 12, 2019 at 2:43 am

    2019 october and still i miss them☺☺

  • Reply MrNikkimaxine October 13, 2019 at 7:08 pm

    See that now for me that my mother say no she get me a had time with that not at home she is about that I by that on my canid way that now She no

  • Reply Darya Zayn October 17, 2019 at 3:26 am

    I think Nile Is nicest one zayn smartest one Harry prettyer one Liam sweetest one and I do not like the other one

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