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Match Job to Person (Curtis) | Lineup | Cut

February 14, 2020


– I really, like, no
joke think I crushed it. I’m a gay man, I can read people. – [Producer] Who did Curtis get correct? – Oh my God, I’m nervous, can I look? – [Producer] Mm-hmm. (guests laugh) – No. (mystery music) – [Producer] What do you do for a living? – I bartend right now. – [Producer] You like your boss? – I have a boss (laughs) (producer laughs) – [Producer] Today you
are going to be matching job to person. – Okay. I feel like I’m gonna
be really bad at this. Simulated Patient, I have
no idea what that is. Longshoreman, am I even saying that right? Should I know what that is? (gasps) Oh my God, eww, what is that? Or like an exterminator,
that is nasty as hell. Hair Salon, I feel like
could be guy or girl, but I feel like you can tell. A Dean of Students is gonna be a woman with a stick up her ass. I just killed it, huh? I’m right. Funeral director, that’s so depressing. You’re like “Okay, c’mon everyone, “we’re about to begin.” Like, that’s so awkward. So this guy comes into
my bar all the time. I know you, I have no idea what you do. Hello.
– Hi. – What’s your name?
– Abby. – Abby, nice to meet you.
– You too. – So a couple of these, I
don’t know what they are. Can I ask questions? – [Producer] Yeah. – Would you say you’re,
like, a fun person? Do you have a lot of free time, like do fun things? – Yeah, yeah. – That sounds like a no,
like maybe a teacher, like they think they’re having fun but it is not that fun. – I mean, I really like to read (laughs). – Eww. That is a teacher. That is so not fun. – That’s my idea of fun. – This is for you, babe. – Thank you. – Hello.
– Hello. – What was your name?
– Corky. – Corky?
– Yeah. – I like the matching,
by the way, the green, you put some thought into that. – Actually there was no thought. (person laughs) I don’t know if it’s a longshoreman or a longs whore man, but I feel like maybe I’m
getting that vibe from you that you do this, like, weird job. Do you know what they do? – They do with boats, containers. – Yeah, that looks like you for sure. – Thank you. – You’re welcome. You look very put together, professional. Do you like kids? – I have a kid. I like him.
– You like him. Do you like other kids? – Some of his friends I like. – Are you pretty strict with him on what he can and can’t do? – We manage expectations. – That’s a dean. (woman laughs) That’s a dean for sure. I’m three for three right now. – Thank you. – Hello.
– Hello. – How are you? – Good how are you doing? – Good.
– Oh, nice handshake. Is this your everyday attire? – Typical. – What were you like growing up? – I was smart, I just didn’t apply myself.
– Didn’t apply yourself. Girl, same. I think he’s an exterminator. – Why, what about me exterminates? – You look a little grungy and when I think of exterminator I think of, like, bugs and dirty. – Do I stink? – No, you don’t stink. Like, right now if I saw a bug, I’d be like, “Uh-uh, bitch get it.” And I feel like you would- – I hate bugs. I kill them unapologetically but I don’t like to. – He kills them
unapologetically, exterminator. All right, you’re cute, she’s cute. I like you, you look put together. I think that I’m looking
at hair salon receptionist. I think that you seem bubbly right now. You look like you know
how to talk to people. Hair looks healthy, you know what I mean? (woman laughs) I do, I do think you’re a
hair salon receptionist. – Okay. – Hi.
– Hi. – I think you work at a bar. – I do work at a bar
and you come in there. Okay, I’m gonna go with
scientist right off the bat. I see you all the time, and I know there’s a lot of
labs around my restaurant. And I feel like you think
science might be cool. I’m gonna go ahead and
say you’re a scientist. – What kind of science do you think I do? – Study, like, things to help people. (guests laugh) Eww, I don’t know, don’t
make me sound uneducated. Two, I have two left. I have a simulated patient
and a funeral director. You look a little sad (laughs). You’re really calm, and I feel like that
would be a good way to direct a funeral. Oh my God, eww, I didn’t mean to call, like, you don’t look sad. Like, the emotion, eww. (guests laugh) You’re gorgeous. – So. – Well, you, like, broke
your foot or something. – I dropped a piano on it. – You dropped a piano? – Well, my brother dropped a piano on it. – Sounds like great guy. Do you know what a simulated patient is? – It’s like a patient who’s not real. – Like the people who put
makeup on dead people. – No, that’s a mortician. – Oh, ooh. – I go to the doctor with an ailment to get, like, drugs. But I don’t really have the ailment. – Oh my God, you, you’re faking a broken foot to go get drugs.
– For the Vicodin. (Curtis gasps) – Bitch, I just crushed it. (everybody laughs) Oh my God, that’s not even broken. Your brother did not drop a piano on you.
– He didn’t. (everybody laughs) (Curtis gasps) – Oh my God did I get eight outta eight? (everybody laughs) You guys. She wants some drugs, but she doesn’t actually wanna get hurt, so she fakes these stories. – [Producer] Okay, all right. Thank you.
– I do not feel bad for your foot. (everybody laughs) I really, like, no joke,
think I crushed it. I’m a gay man, I can read people. – [Producer] Who did Curtis get correct? – Oh my God, I’m nervous, can I look? – [Producer] Mm-hmm. (everybody laughs) – No, are we serious? Oh my God. – [Producer] Will everybody switch up? – I didn’t mean that about your foot. (everybody laughs) (Curtis screeches) Wait, so you fake
injuries to go get drugs? – [Producer] Wait, you’re gonna- (everybody laughs) – I do pretend to be sick, but it’s to help medical students with their bedside manner. – Oh. – So it’s not to get drugs. – Oh, you’re like a teacher. – Yeah, kind of. – So wait, I’m, like, explain, like, a day to day. – You pretend to be the
medical student, okay? You’re gonna come in and I’m gonna tell you
what’s wrong with me, and you have to diagnose me. – Gotchu.
– Ready? – You have to pee. – Yeah, but I’ve, like- – You got a UTI. – Yup, ding ding ding. – Ding ding ding.
– You should be a doctor. – I should, hey. How did you get into longs whore man? I mean, I just totally don’t
understand what this is. Boats and jugs or something? – Yeah, yeah, container ship comes in, we’ll take ’em off with a crane, put ’em somewhere in the yard, take other ones, put it back on. It’s very boring. – How much do you make, can I ask? (Corky exhales) Ooh, he makes money. Like, could you be a sugar daddy? – I could. – We like that. Funeral director, okay, woof. Can you explain to me, like, a day in the life of your job, ’cause it sounds awful. Do you deal with dead bodies? – When I first started out, I was handling dead
bodies a lot more often. The last several years, not so much, but I have handled
hundreds of dead bodies. – Hundreds. – Most often now I’m just in the office making arrangements. Families coming to meet with us to talk about what kind of arrangements they wanna have. – Eww, oh my God. Hey. So not an exterminator. – No. – But you’re a hair salon receptionist. – Mm-hmm. I had a friend that worked there that just was like, “Do you wanna
do something different?” And I was like, “Is the money good?” And it actually it’s not bad. – Okay. So you’re really cute for not a cute job. (woman laughs) – You should see my coveralls. – Eww. You kill bugs or rats or what? – Both. (Curtis groans) – I don’t get it. – Most of our kills are fresh kills, so it’s not that gross. You just dog poop bag style. – Yeah, no, that’s gross. – When it’s really gross is when they’ve been sitting for a bit and they’re maggoty and smelly and you gotta fish it out from behind. – No, no, nice to meet you. (everybody laughs) – Congratulations, you guessed right.
– I did. So tell me what kind of science. – Gene therapy is what it’s called. The viruses deliver the
genes that are needed to cure people. – Gotchu. That sounds difficult. – Hi.
– Hey. You look like you love kids and really happy, not sad. – (laughs) That’s a big 180. – Yeah.
(everybody laughs) – How old do you teach? – High school, freshman and sophomores mostly. – Okay. Do you like them? – Yeah, they’re cool. – You, like, do not. – No, it’s endlessly entertainment, I actually do, I actually really do
like working with them. – Do your students like you? – I think, well actually I know for a fact some of ’em think I talk too much. – You’re literally a teacher, isn’t that, like, the job? – First of all, fuck you. (everybody laughs) – So wait, like, is the foot real? Like, but like a piano? – No, I fell.
– Oh, okay. All right, dean of students. That, to me, screams, like, (whispers) bitch. – I don’t think any of my students would describe me a as a bitch. I would describe myself as a bitch, but I don’t think any
of my students would. – Do you enforce a dress code? – No. – Nothing?
– No. – No dress code at your school? – I mean, you can’t wear like lingerie. – Do you wear the grill? – Yeah. – I love that. – I don’t think I would ever work at a job where my appearance is a problem, and I think that’s part
of the reason why I enjoy being a reflection of my students and being like, “You can do this, too, “no matter what you look
like or have gone through.” I was a shitty student (laughs). I was a total nightmare. – Do you enjoy your job? – I fucking love it, can I say? Yeah, I love it. – So I did really bad. I thought that was so easy,
I thought I crushed it. I really thought I got all of you. – [Producer] What job would you
most like to apprentice for? – Probably a dean of students. – [Producer] Dean of students? – Yeah. Do you not think I would be good? – No, I don’t (laughing). Okay, you’d end up behind the bleachers getting high with the kids, I feel like. – Oh my God, I would never. That is trash. – And true.
– True.

59 Comments

  • Reply Cendella February 13, 2020 at 6:08 pm

    I love Curtisssss

  • Reply Sophie Flx February 13, 2020 at 6:10 pm

    That teacher looks like an episode character

  • Reply Joseph Thomas February 13, 2020 at 6:12 pm

    Being gay isn’t an excuse to be a dick… it a straight guy acted like this the internet would explode… tired of the LGBTQIA2 movement justifying hyper sexuality and negative behaviour. This guy is a big example of this BS

  • Reply Britt Bluejay February 13, 2020 at 6:15 pm

    Do you guys do reuploads often? I remember seeing this before.

  • Reply Dearon Bursey February 13, 2020 at 6:19 pm

    Curtis: "I'm a gay man I can read people"

    Turns around, two people correct😂💀

  • Reply Noah24 Studios February 13, 2020 at 6:30 pm

    So what's going on with Aaron and Analisa?

  • Reply M Bradley February 13, 2020 at 6:34 pm

    Do you like your boss?
    Curtis: I have a boss

    Curtis: Do you like kids?
    Funeral Director: I have a kid

  • Reply Naima Mirza February 13, 2020 at 6:40 pm

    Anyone else think Curtis looks like Krissy Cela

  • Reply just basics February 13, 2020 at 6:43 pm

    Why are you posting this for the third time ?

  • Reply Adagio Borntrager February 13, 2020 at 6:47 pm

    The best part of these videos are guessing the answers myself, but if I’ve seen the lineup before…..

  • Reply Trae Von February 13, 2020 at 7:00 pm

    Tap my profile and Subscribe to my channel, help a smoker out 1k is my goal🙏🍃🔥.

  • Reply Hyacinth Niemann February 13, 2020 at 7:03 pm

    The truth is out: you can have a kid and not like anyone else's kid. Like I have no biological obligation to your sticky child

  • Reply eating at home February 13, 2020 at 7:10 pm

    Re upload?

  • Reply Eίναι τρελός ο Γεωργιανός February 13, 2020 at 7:11 pm

    my boi wearing rotting christ t shirt.greek bm ftw m/

  • Reply R.I.P Kobe February 13, 2020 at 7:11 pm

    re-upload asf

  • Reply Aleksaben32 February 13, 2020 at 7:23 pm

    Why'd you guys repost this?

  • Reply Jessica Serrett February 13, 2020 at 7:33 pm

    Didn't we just see this?

  • Reply megan lane February 13, 2020 at 7:46 pm

    y’all keep posting the same video

  • Reply st ann gal February 13, 2020 at 7:47 pm

    Real fans will know this is a reupload

  • Reply Alexis Marie February 13, 2020 at 7:49 pm

    I think I’ve seen this same one reposted multiple times

  • Reply Volps Dhn February 13, 2020 at 7:50 pm

    Oh wow Curtis is judgy the house

  • Reply Axtro February 13, 2020 at 7:52 pm

    I swear this is a reupload or something because I feel like I remember watching this a while ago.

  • Reply elin lundkvist February 13, 2020 at 7:59 pm

    I love how he says EW

  • Reply does it come in pink February 13, 2020 at 8:00 pm

    Curtis: so you make enough to be a sugar daddy?
    Guy: uuuuuuhh, I mean.. yeah
    Curtis: we like that
    😂

  • Reply iamcats February 13, 2020 at 8:03 pm

    Same people with same jobs with a new person guessing and repeat ten times, at this point it is a memory test

  • Reply Lillie Pelletier February 13, 2020 at 8:09 pm

    Omg I’m dyingggg. Curtis is hilarious.

  • Reply altar joy February 13, 2020 at 8:09 pm

    This dude is the epitomeeeeeeeee of an insufferable wight gay

  • Reply Yum 'n' Yuck February 13, 2020 at 8:20 pm

    Stop reusing vids no one cares

  • Reply Lauren Peppers February 13, 2020 at 8:21 pm

    I have an idea for an episode. It’s match the instrument to the person 😁

  • Reply Erick McKinney February 13, 2020 at 8:27 pm

    Curtis has to do every lineup from now on.

  • Reply Davide Casali February 13, 2020 at 8:34 pm

    I looove how genuinely naïf Curtis is. Go Curt! 🙌🏻

  • Reply Kat P February 13, 2020 at 8:39 pm

    This was uploaded 7 hours ago but I feel like I’ve seen this already 🤔🙃

  • Reply RextheRebel February 13, 2020 at 8:44 pm

    Im not just saying this to say it, i swear. But i had a feeling the cute girl was the exterminator.

  • Reply Nicholas Crawford February 13, 2020 at 8:46 pm

    This guy is excruciating to listen to

  • Reply HunnyHam February 13, 2020 at 8:50 pm

    Is this the "big black beef cake daddy" guy?

  • Reply Jasmine Saldaña February 13, 2020 at 8:52 pm

    I feel like I watched this video already 🤔🤔

  • Reply Kay Noelle February 13, 2020 at 8:53 pm

    I love curtisss! What’s his @?

  • Reply Double_EE February 13, 2020 at 9:19 pm

    Haven't we already saw these same people doing this before? I even remember who belongs to what job 🙁 🙁

  • Reply Binesu XBL February 13, 2020 at 9:22 pm

    When you’re out of ideas for content…. just re-upload the same shit. eZ fix

  • Reply grace elizabeth February 13, 2020 at 9:29 pm

    WAIT DOES THE TEACHER HAVE TIK TOK

  • Reply NIUBOI12 _ February 13, 2020 at 9:29 pm

    “I’m a gay man. I can read people.” 💀oh really?

  • Reply Shana Wolfe February 13, 2020 at 9:38 pm

    Do you like your boss?
    I have a boss…

    Do you like kids??
    I have a kid…

  • Reply karen sauce February 13, 2020 at 9:39 pm

    WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TELLING ME THATS NOT MARK FERRIS??? if you don’t know who he is search him on youtube please i really watched the version with eveyone in it thinking this was mark

  • Reply Tomings February 13, 2020 at 9:40 pm

    He’s a stereotype plain and simple but for some reason I still like him

  • Reply Jimin Kithes xx February 13, 2020 at 9:40 pm

    Isn’t this reuploaded?

  • Reply Manu Rodriguez February 13, 2020 at 9:43 pm

    hey! love your work! but i dislike the re-post of the previous videos like its new content.. sorry.. just my opinion

  • Reply Mani February 13, 2020 at 9:45 pm

    Lmao I love Curtis

  • Reply Alex Sifuentes February 13, 2020 at 10:05 pm

    In my head I’m like, “This is an old episode” but then I’m like “Have they ever done this with Curtis before?”

  • Reply Ashley Aurora February 13, 2020 at 10:16 pm

    Stop posting the same video 2 or 3 times.

  • Reply Anam Khan February 13, 2020 at 10:28 pm

    Curtis is a bitchy queen and we stan

  • Reply darll February 13, 2020 at 10:38 pm

    They never use normal people

  • Reply SamBam February 13, 2020 at 11:03 pm

    I love Curtis hes so funny i wish we were friends

  • Reply Leo Dinh February 13, 2020 at 11:18 pm

    was this reuploaded?

  • Reply rob stone February 13, 2020 at 11:25 pm

    First of all fuck you 💀💀

  • Reply Yung Fatazz February 13, 2020 at 11:25 pm

    Love curtis

  • Reply Jacob Clark February 13, 2020 at 11:49 pm

    I made it 5k

  • Reply ToadyTone February 13, 2020 at 11:52 pm

    These are the same exact people from the last episode… wack.

  • Reply Lola Crown February 14, 2020 at 12:09 am

    repeat ?

  • Reply Tony Kosgei February 14, 2020 at 12:14 am

    There's gay, then there's Curtis…

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