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MAN FLU!

September 11, 2019


Hi guys…I think I’m dying *blows nose loudly and then repeated in slow motion* I’ve got a cold. Well it’s actually more than a cold This is some serious MAN FLU Sirius And I’ve been in bed all day feeling sorry for myself then I thought “Why not make a video?” As the MOTH MAN! No, haha I don’t know, I don’t even what this video’s going to be about Just don’t come too close to the screen as you might catch something *sniffs* Maybe I should do the illness dance *exciting illness dance music* But yeah, a couple of things I need while I’m ill This gigantic hoodie to make me look like a elf About 800 mugs of tea and coffee And an entire day feeling sorry for myself in bed watching DVDs and refreshing Tumblr That’s actually not that different to yesterday, but, shhhh *cough/gags* Also last night I watched “Taken” with Liam Neeson but then I kept slipping into these weird hallucination dreams of Liam Neeson abducting my Lemsip And then he turned into ‘Lemon Neeson’ *unacceptable* And then I woke up shivering and had to pee TMI Another weird dream involved me presenting this children’s TV show with Sweep from ‘Suttie and Sweep’ Do you remember Sweep? *in high voice* Sweep! And yeah, at the end of the show I was like ‘Thanks for coming to the show Sweep!’ And then I lifted him up to reveal these horrific robotic wires coming from his insides So then all the children started screaming and were like *in horrified/surprised voice* SWEEP!! WHYYYY I don’t, I don’t even wanna know I also got this ultra-chloraseptic anesthetic throat spray which numbs fast So, I thought I would use it now *spray sound followed by coughing* Ow! That’s burning! That’s not numbing! Ooh! Apparently it has a possible side effect of Methemoglobinemia I wonder what that does to you… Symptoms of Methemoglobinemia include development delay, failure to thrive, mental retardation and seizures Complications involve shock, seizures, and death *yayyyy!!!* Okay, I’m kinda regretting using that now *spray thing drops and Phil dies :(* Just kidding Although I can’t be bothered getting up now Is anyone else sick at the moment? What do you do to make yourself feel better. Let me knowww Another thing I wanted to tell you is that we had a mouse in the house! *singing* House mouse! Dan saw it first after playing 12 hours solid of Guild Wars 2 Yea, he wasn’t sure if he actually saw a real mouse or was hallucinating some tiny Guild Wars monster But then our Irish friend Adam was staying over And at about 3 o’clock in the morning I heard him scream *in a Irish accent* O my god it’s a mause! I love how Irish people say mouse. *in Irish accent* Mouse! So, I bought this humane mouse trap. I ain’t killing no mouse And, yeah, they walk up this seesaw and then get trapped in there and I filled it with Kinder eggs so they would have something to eat So yeah, we went to Manchester for the weekend, and when we got back there was an actual mouse in the trap It was SO cute, it looked like this *meep meep* I kinda wanted to keep him but Wikipedia was like HE WILL DISEASE YOUR FACE So, I decided to release him into the wild So I put him in a tea container and took him outside and was like ‘Be free mouse!’ And then his little face looked up at me and said ‘Thank you Phillip’ And then he skuttled into the distance I will never forget I also wanted to tell you I had a strange experience with a one-eyed man yesterday I got to the ticket gate at the Tube and I was being a usual Phil fail and lost my Oyster card So I was like ‘Where is it? Where is it??’ And then I realized that this guy was behind me and so I was like ‘Oh sorry!’ When he said… *rough voice* Why did you say sorry boy *normal Phil voice* Um, because I got in your way? *rough voice again* Never be too polite, BOY or people will take advantage of you *Phil again* Oh my god, please, don’t take advantage of me Then he punched me in the arm! Like, pretty hard! Mm hmm! *in slow motion* Mm hmm! Ow! *rough guy voice is back* I’ll kick the barrier for you down if you want, BOY …help… *running away music* So yeah, just as many crazies in London as there as in Manchester *whoop!* Also, if you haven’t seen yet, I do a weekly live show on YouNow, and I’m doing another Totoro giveaway If you want to win one of these babies all you need to do is click the link below, sign in with Facebook, and click ‘Become a fan’ of my YouNow And then you’ll be able chat to me when I go live and you’ll be notified of any secret shows If you’re already a fan then you’ll still be included and I’ll be announcing the winner on my Twitter next week *whoop boop boop!* Today’s Draw Phil Naked is…. *cool Draw Phil Naked music* Anyway, I’m gonna go, I’ll be back soon with a proper video when I’m hopefully less dead Please thumbs up if you’ve enjoyed this more relaxed, vloggy style video and I’ll make more in the future And I will see you guys very soon Bye guys ๐Ÿ™‚ *ughh* *door swings open* Dan: RAWWRRR!! P: Aah! D: Bye guyssss *Dan makes weird noises* *end screen music* *in that rough guy voice* I’ll kick the barrier for you do- I’ll kick th- *normal voice* Damn it! I’ll kick the b- Agh! I’ll kick the barrier for you b- Nooooo

100 Comments

  • Reply prettyfuldancingirl September 26, 2018 at 5:04 am

    Part of me wonders how many crazy people he's met during his travels right now

  • Reply fandomsnacc October 2, 2018 at 8:36 pm

    phil lester is so adorable he doesnt have to do anything to film a video, even if he just sits there and tries to stare into the camera it will be the most adorable video on YouTube

  • Reply almooneh lmao October 2, 2018 at 10:14 pm

    oH mY gOd iT's a mUiS

  • Reply almooneh lmao October 2, 2018 at 10:15 pm

    im actually in love with this video ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Annie Champion October 6, 2018 at 11:54 am

    phil is too pure to be actually real

  • Reply miss jackson October 11, 2018 at 2:48 am

    most humane mouse trapper

  • Reply irwinsunshine October 13, 2018 at 10:59 am

    i literally just learned about methemoglobinemia last week in class wow

  • Reply ElitePanther October 14, 2018 at 8:34 am

    I have chicken soup when I'm ill

  • Reply wholesomefairy October 15, 2018 at 3:53 pm

    whenever im sick i eat pumpkin pie.

  • Reply Butterfly Jones October 22, 2018 at 8:47 pm

    I'm sick too Phil

  • Reply Kerry Lace October 23, 2018 at 4:49 pm

    I binge watch you and dan

  • Reply Hi Iโ€™m Julia November 3, 2018 at 5:38 pm

    His Irish Friend, Adam? Was it TheNewAdamb99?

  • Reply Paige Davies November 6, 2018 at 4:32 pm

    Phil looked so cute in this but THERES NO SUCH THING AS MAN FLU itโ€™s just men BEING PUSSYS

  • Reply LK Bronzedragon November 9, 2018 at 3:45 am

    Whenever Iโ€™m sick or sad I dip cinnamon toast in chocolate milk.

    Donโ€™t judge me.

  • Reply Eleanor Dae November 9, 2018 at 12:14 pm

    THIS WAS UPLOADED ON MY BIRTHDAYS

  • Reply Emerson Rose November 17, 2018 at 4:30 am

    Iโ€™m sick right now so rewatching this to make myself feel better

  • Reply lilia kristine November 21, 2018 at 5:28 pm

    Its so adorable that Phil wouldn't kill the little mouse

    He is too pure for this world disgusting world. I love you so much

  • Reply Sruthi Not Shruthi November 23, 2018 at 2:22 am

    "I filled it with kinder eggs so they wouldn't get hungry" Of course you did you cinnamon roll-

  • Reply Sky Toups November 25, 2018 at 6:28 am

    Is that origin of symmetry??? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Amber Johnson November 26, 2018 at 2:20 am

    who else is watching this sick as well?

  • Reply ally. r November 28, 2018 at 2:13 am

    The best way to get better in one day….

    Vicks Vapor Rub

  • Reply Makayla Dickens November 29, 2018 at 2:02 am

    When Iโ€™m sick I think โ€œyeah this is better than school while throwing up

  • Reply Gia Nina Morales November 29, 2018 at 11:08 am

    I'm sick right now, but at least I'm past the delirious phase… Now I'm just washing dishes because even Sick Me has a touch of OCD. ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘

  • Reply wartygourd December 2, 2018 at 2:44 am

    THE FUCKDNSIVO DRAW PHIL NAKED

  • Reply Coffee Tron Vlogs December 3, 2018 at 11:27 am

    He fed the mouse chocolate, he is literal sunshine

  • Reply cassidy December 7, 2018 at 7:01 am

    the way he says โ€˜i ant killing no mouseโ€™ 2:04 is so cute

  • Reply Unicorn Dorkington December 9, 2018 at 2:22 am

    THIS VIDEO IS A MOOD ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™

  • Reply Professional Fangirl December 13, 2018 at 5:03 pm

    I'm sick rn ๐Ÿ˜‚
    What do I do when I get sick?
    I watch,you, Phil ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’•

  • Reply Ruth Gregory December 16, 2018 at 2:52 am

    When I get sick I sleep a lot to make myself feel better. Like 15 hours a day. And when I'm not sick I sleep for 11 hours a day. I'm a fucking sloth.

  • Reply Khaos an Order December 20, 2018 at 2:04 pm

    Ssssoooo pure ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–

  • Reply bluegreen1 December 22, 2018 at 9:09 pm

    Phil save a Raven! It will remember your kindness and tell all its raven friends that youโ€™re a kind human and they will show you respect and not run awayyyyy

  • Reply let's talk about harry potter December 24, 2018 at 8:56 pm

    I once did an audition with a migraine and a 102 F fever

  • Reply Azra Aydฤฑn December 28, 2018 at 1:12 pm

    I even missed the outro song

  • Reply Azra Aydฤฑn December 28, 2018 at 1:12 pm

    I have a cold

  • Reply Layna Tilley December 30, 2018 at 3:36 am

    Phil is so freakin precious๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–Also, I watch you and Danโ€™s videos whenever I feel ill, you and Dan are really amazing๐Ÿ’–

  • Reply First Name Last Name January 2, 2019 at 10:48 am

    This was 7 years ago what

  • Reply dan is so babey January 5, 2019 at 7:54 am

    dan just

  • Reply Annika C January 7, 2019 at 8:38 am

    This is the cutiest thing ever

  • Reply Kiera January 10, 2019 at 11:20 pm

    I CANT BE LIAM NEESON!

  • Reply Rolboxlover 99 January 11, 2019 at 1:09 am

    Um…phil….u….ok????

  • Reply Olivia Riggs January 14, 2019 at 1:57 am

    I watch you

  • Reply zeke cook January 14, 2019 at 9:02 pm

    I thought I saw a mouse, too when I was playing games ๐Ÿ˜‚ I wasn't sure if it was real or not ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I still don't know to this day slsl

  • Reply Micaela Ellis January 22, 2019 at 9:15 pm

    Okay but 4:12

  • Reply Hannah T February 2, 2019 at 12:15 pm

    I could listen to his story's all day ๐Ÿ˜

  • Reply Cheezwhiz Atthedisco February 4, 2019 at 1:45 am

    ahhh Phil is too adorable for this worlddddd

  • Reply Elena B February 5, 2019 at 7:27 am

    I am ill and watching this to feel better๐Ÿค’โค

  • Reply Reeason February 8, 2019 at 2:22 am

    I have non-binary flu…๐Ÿ˜ but fr im dying

  • Reply Pan!c on February 8, 2019 at 6:03 pm

    Sirius

  • Reply Pan!c on February 8, 2019 at 6:03 pm

    moth man ???

  • Reply kitten kiah February 10, 2019 at 3:54 am

    I was sick last week and all I did was thew up

  • Reply Gemma Boseley February 10, 2019 at 8:37 am

    When I am sick I eat a lot of ice cream.

    It doesn't help though.

  • Reply Ronni Wan February 15, 2019 at 10:52 pm

    am i the only one who wants to keep the mouse

  • Reply ฮœฮฑฯฮฏฮฝฮฑ ฮ“ฮนฯŽฯ„ฮท February 19, 2019 at 12:48 pm

    I am sick and watching this

  • Reply marola700 February 21, 2019 at 2:26 pm

    I drink tea and fish oilโ˜•๏ธ

  • Reply Sabrina Oberg-Flood March 2, 2019 at 1:17 pm

    I binge all the Harry Potter movies and HDTV and drink lots of tea๐Ÿต๐Ÿต๐Ÿต๐ŸŽฅ๐ŸŽฅ๐ŸŽฅ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ”œ๐Ÿซ

  • Reply MrDude Fleb March 4, 2019 at 9:24 pm

    Who else is watching while thy are ill?
    Just me?

  • Reply MooniGaming March 21, 2019 at 11:55 am

    "So I filled it with Kinder eggs"
    My country: Stop right there criminal scum!

  • Reply hi comments I'll chill here March 21, 2019 at 8:23 pm

    Well my older sister is crying on me and were watching Dan and phil sick videos to get her to sleep

    I think it's working?…

  • Reply Pan!c on March 30, 2019 at 10:32 pm

    The illness dance is my whole life

  • Reply Pan!c on March 30, 2019 at 10:34 pm

    Phil ran away

  • Reply Ana K P March 31, 2019 at 8:30 am

    He used a coin as an eyepatch….goddamn his sketches are hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply ChrissythePisces April 4, 2019 at 2:49 am

    Watching this in 2019 because I'm sick and bored during Spring Break. Usually when I'm sick I stock up on Ricola cough drops with medicine in them so they clear my nose and soothe my throat. Other medicine doesn't work. I also sip on Ginger Ale.

  • Reply Sleeping Inside April 7, 2019 at 3:59 pm

    The moth man!?!?!?

  • Reply Detroit: Become Crabby April 14, 2019 at 2:44 am

    Did Dan sneeze on Phil

  • Reply Nerd-E-B elrod April 14, 2019 at 8:37 pm

    HE LOOKS LIKE A CHILD

  • Reply phan.dom. April 15, 2019 at 6:39 pm

    I love Dan and Phil's Irish accent. It's hilarious, speaking from an Irish person..

  • Reply TeverTheBeaver 1 April 17, 2019 at 4:49 pm

    I eat all the chocolate in the house

  • Reply daffne paola rodriguez rojas April 19, 2019 at 2:25 pm

    3:50 ovarios explotan

  • Reply Spacedp April 21, 2019 at 9:52 am

    Iโ€™m sick right now and this got in my recommendations and Iโ€™m happy ๐Ÿ˜‚ but in a sea of tissues

  • Reply Nerdiness April 21, 2019 at 6:13 pm

    im too young to have an oyster card also i saw you and dan in london victoria station

  • Reply Lara Butler April 21, 2019 at 8:43 pm

    2:00 that was not a Irish accent, that was Scottish๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply *lost in reverie* May 19, 2019 at 3:43 am

    I canโ€™t speak for all females, but I definitely act like a baby whenever Iโ€™m remotely sick too.

  • Reply *lost in reverie* May 19, 2019 at 3:46 am

    Aw, I miss this era of Dan and Phil.

  • Reply - kayahasnolife - May 28, 2019 at 3:03 am

    Iโ€™m sick and feeling lonely so I looked up Dan and Phil sick videos and here we are

  • Reply Teal Kerberus June 22, 2019 at 11:25 am

    Pro tip: chocolate is poisonous to mice.
    There's probably not enough actual chocolate in those things even to poison a mouse, but whatever. Chocolate is poisonous to most critters, so don't give it to any non-humans.

  • Reply Jess Jackson June 24, 2019 at 9:12 am

    Oh you precious bean

  • Reply Eli Powell June 27, 2019 at 5:04 am

    The MOTHMAN

    West Virginia is triggered.

  • Reply cecelia rose June 28, 2019 at 1:14 am

    Phil saying dammit is my aesthetic now and you cant do anything about it

    4:13

  • Reply Kay Carlson June 28, 2019 at 5:38 am

    Is it just me or is salad really good when youre sick

  • Reply elfdesu June 28, 2019 at 4:28 pm

    I just want to say that whoever will have this man for the rest of their life is very very lucky โ™ก

  • Reply Milk July 2, 2019 at 7:40 pm

    OMFG PHIL LOOKS SO GOOD IN THAT SWEATSHIRT

  • Reply GJ Arollado July 3, 2019 at 11:36 am

    I refuse to believe this was 6 years ago!!

  • Reply Emma Gibbs July 3, 2019 at 11:45 pm

    HOW WAS THIS NEARLY 7 YEARS AGO?!

  • Reply Ellie Rogers July 5, 2019 at 7:25 pm

    Dan: the sexy end screen dance

    Phil: the illness dance

    Me: can't dance

  • Reply Lara Correia July 6, 2019 at 2:56 pm

    Highkey like the one eyed man

  • Reply Synes7er Shadow July 7, 2019 at 6:40 pm

    Man Flu is no joke !!! ๐Ÿ’€

  • Reply BreWolf Girl July 9, 2019 at 2:21 am

    How does that random picture look strangely related to him????

  • Reply Caitlin Veneer July 12, 2019 at 11:37 am

    I'm sick atm, I have the flu.

  • Reply Bleu Rain July 15, 2019 at 6:54 am

    3:49
    can we get an awwww in the comments for smol scared phil?

  • Reply Spazz July 18, 2019 at 7:27 pm

    Answer to sickness: Sleep till you're better

  • Reply Leslie Vasquez July 19, 2019 at 1:19 am

    2019? anyone? :1

  • Reply sabbi a July 20, 2019 at 5:59 pm

    Phil and his mousetrap is the most adorable thing ever

  • Reply sammie m July 24, 2019 at 2:54 am

    phil looks extra good today

  • Reply Grace August 1, 2019 at 11:04 pm

    โ€œi filled it with kinder eggs so the mice would have something to eatโ€

  • Reply Elissa Schiffmann August 8, 2019 at 5:38 am

    Phil you are such an adorable pure bean <3

  • Reply weirdo girl wolfie August 8, 2019 at 1:55 pm

    Iโ€™m watching this while ill and it is making me smile

  • Reply Pan!c on August 18, 2019 at 12:30 pm

    The illness dance is my life

  • Reply cliquekilljoy7 August 19, 2019 at 5:12 pm

    he looks so good in green wtf
    edit: wait but he looks good all the time

  • Reply elfdesu August 19, 2019 at 11:48 pm

    I come back to this whenever I want to feel calm.

  • Reply susan wladyka August 27, 2019 at 6:58 pm

    I get over it u overreact

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