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LUBE 101!!

August 20, 2019


[Intro Music] Laci Green: Oh hey babes, let’s talk about lube Lube is my favorite. Number one, top (pause) model. Uh, no. Top liquid (laughs) Lube is great it makes everything during sex feel better than it already felt It can soften your skin, reduce genital irritation and it can change the taste of oral If you want it to. I don’t usually want it to. There are three main types of lube Water, Oil and silicone based You can tell which it is by looking at the la – oh (drops bottle) By looking at the (giggles) god — (drops bottle) By looking at the label Now each of these types has pros and cons so here’s the run down Water based lube is compatible with all the condoms, all the body parts, it’s cheap it doesn’t stain But it dries out the quickest Now if you’re doing the sexy and your water based lube does dry out Instead of adding more lube, try adding more water to make this kind slippery again Silicone based lube is compatible with all the body parts, all the condoms And it lasts longer than water based lube It’s actually my favorite Sillicone based lube is completely safe it does not get absorbed by the body It also doesn’t stain although you may have to wash the sheets But let’s be real, you probably had to do that any way It’s also great for helping folks with chronic dryness and genital pain The downside is that it tends to be more expensive and you can’t really find it on drug store shelves (shrugs) I haven’t And it can’t be used with silicone toys. It will definitely melt them. Because science Oil breaks condoms and it stains It can also trap bacteria inside your body which can cause yeast infections and bacterial vaginosis (Sarcasm) So you know just a lot of great things going on with oil based lube But it is okay with some hand to penis action Just make sure it doesn’t get in your pee hole So the take away here is that not all lubes are created equally And that goes not just for the type of lube, but also for the brand and specific formulation Commercial Lubes are typically um (makes tsking sound) How to say this? shitty. My professional opinion is that too many lubes on the shelves are loaded up with a bunch of crap that causes problems And when I’m using lube, I just wanna have good sex. Not problems Here are things that you should look out for in your lube Glycerin! It’s in tons of lubes It acts like a sugar in your body. Which can cause yeast infections It gave me yeast infections for two years before I figured that one out. (Sarcastically) Yay. Polyquaternium compounds. These are found in many formulations of Astroglide as it turns out. and it’s been found by the World Health Organization to increase HIV 1 replication. Hmm Propylene Glycol, Parabens, Nonoxinal-9 The ingredient party just goes on and on I’ll put a link in the description so you can read up The last thing to pay attention to, besides, you know, how it feels when you actually use it Is a little bit trickier, because this information is NOT listed on the bottle and that is the osmolality of the lube A hyposmotic lube will cause your cells to absorb liquid, kind of like lotion Basically no lubes are hyposmotic though Hyperosmotic lubes, however, are very common and depending on how hyperosmotic a given lube is, it can cause your cells to release liquid drying them out and even causing the cells to die (Dramatically)
Oh no! Please don’t die Not only does this irritate delicate tissues but it also can make you more susceptible to contracting an STI. So the World Health Organization suggests using lubes that are no more than 1200 milliosmoles per kilogram millio… (mumbling)
Did I say that right? Ideal, genital friendly zone is around 285 But some lubes on the shelves go up to over ten thousand! “It’s over 9000!”
“What!? 9000!?” I think the lube manufacturers should have to put this information on the label So the question remains: what lube should you get? My sex life changed when I started using Sliquid That is not a sponsored promo… I’m gonna list a few of the ones that fit my extremely high standards down below including the ones you can get from adamandeve.com for 50% off and free shipping That is a sponsored thing. You can get that deal with promo code LACI The reason why I’m teaming up with Adam and Eve is because I like that they give you guys a good deal and I also like that they donate 20% of their profits to global HIV prevention I think that’s pretty cool I’ll tweet out anything else that I think of on my twitter, you can follow me there also I’m back on Tumblr. I took a little break but now I’m I’m tumbling all the way down to hell Thanks for joining me, babes
[Kiss sound] (Singing) Happy lubricating

100 Comments

  • Reply Taylor King vlogs December 16, 2017 at 3:33 pm

    I wanna buy lube and I'm 13 but is there an age restriction on buying it?

  • Reply I Like Cheese December 28, 2017 at 6:26 am

    The best lube is blood. It's free.

  • Reply rhino January 6, 2018 at 1:33 am

    Question- is lube necessary when having sex or can you just use the natural lubricant the vagina?

  • Reply Hellborn Savior January 22, 2018 at 1:39 pm

    I just use moter oil

  • Reply Chris February 8, 2018 at 6:13 pm

    Can I use liquid soap to jerk off?

  • Reply Jace Wallgren February 11, 2018 at 4:38 am

    I don’t use it because I’m no quagmire

  • Reply Anthony Lane February 14, 2018 at 10:19 pm

    Lube 101.

    Lube is a slimy substance which helps objects move past each other, whether it’s taking off a ring that is stuck on your finger, or aid in sex. You can also use lube on guns, which will get rid of rust and will make your gun look shiny, and will help automatics cycle. Don’t use sex lube on guns though, and don’t use gun lube for sex. Make sure to wash your hands after using each type of lube.

    There, theres your short answer.

  • Reply Juliano Hernandez February 14, 2018 at 11:05 pm

    Is lotion good

  • Reply Shannon J February 25, 2018 at 6:41 pm

    I have discovered this last year that organic aloe vera is fantastic. I am extremely sensitive in all regions of my body.

  • Reply Ghost Fox February 28, 2018 at 8:07 pm

    Is it ok to mastubate with vaseline ?

  • Reply Sivasish Changmai March 13, 2018 at 6:18 pm

    thanx

  • Reply Hellen Ellington March 31, 2018 at 7:27 am

    You can have sex with me and with that good and lube

  • Reply Jacob Joestar April 3, 2018 at 3:16 am

    Laci you are a g-g-g-genius

  • Reply Cosmic April 9, 2018 at 10:53 am

    Isn't this the cringe feminist that's always in the feminist cringe comps

  • Reply Brayakabignigh May 12, 2018 at 10:01 pm

    I got fucked before

  • Reply daniel margrie May 16, 2018 at 8:50 am

    sexy hot

  • Reply Natty hehehe May 20, 2018 at 11:58 am

    What's lube

  • Reply Random Stuff May 30, 2018 at 12:47 am

    Would sliquid sassy be good?

  • Reply CryZerO June 8, 2018 at 1:05 am

    Try clean stream

  • Reply MIchael Harrington June 19, 2018 at 11:48 am

    It helps a lot if the penis skin is moisturized so make sure the guy uses a penis health creme like Man1 Man Oil daily.. it contains natural moisturizers like Vitamin E and shea butter and keep the skin smooth as silk. This will lead to better sex for sure. Cheers.

  • Reply catknives July 6, 2018 at 2:51 pm

    What do you think of natural aloe vera as personal lube?

  • Reply N3kø July 10, 2018 at 3:29 am

    I use lube for masturbation

  • Reply Eva B. July 10, 2018 at 8:33 pm

    I watched this video looking for some advice but now i'm just even more overwhelmed…help

  • Reply Bob Wareham July 15, 2018 at 11:04 pm

    maybe but if you have wasted £9.00 on the Durex red one that is supposed to make it more sensitive for woman dont fucking bother it is rubbish

  • Reply DeSoto Gaming July 18, 2018 at 5:01 am

    Oil handjob Pro Laci for the win! I just want your spit.

  • Reply Transgendered Muhammad July 20, 2018 at 12:58 am

    You look like a chubby Riley Reid

  • Reply Aluna Perkins July 28, 2018 at 11:36 pm

    Wtf

  • Reply Aluna Perkins July 28, 2018 at 11:39 pm

    Well I guess it's helpful but I'm only ten how is this not age restricted anyways I'll watch this before it happens lol God why

  • Reply Mike Pelletier July 31, 2018 at 7:08 am

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdvoMCeicTM (makes the ENTIRE surface of BOTH genitals, basically a hostile non-fertile area for STDs. Works great for lubing for sex and keeping the bugs from infecting either/other partner.)

  • Reply x x August 31, 2018 at 2:39 am

    I saw someone using lube in a fx makeup tutorial, and I wanted to know what it was… I wasn't expecting this.

  • Reply Breea August 31, 2018 at 11:58 pm

    Im confused use it if you have sex doesn’t the lube get stuck in the vagina like? I know I probably sound like a stupid child but I’m m really confused. Can it hurt it

  • Reply Juan Santana September 6, 2018 at 11:15 pm

    She is absolutely beautiful

  • Reply Pubg Mobile Gamer September 9, 2018 at 8:15 am

    Why do ppl use lube?

  • Reply bob booberton September 9, 2018 at 1:54 pm

    Thank you so much for putting such a useful video on here for people like me who have no clue what they are doing.

  • Reply Manfredi de Bernart September 18, 2018 at 7:33 am

    Laci u r awesome!

  • Reply Midnight the hybrid September 24, 2018 at 10:07 pm

    Whta is lube?

  • Reply Imran Awan September 29, 2018 at 10:50 pm

    2 years of yeast infections omg 😀

  • Reply The Whiz Kid October 5, 2018 at 9:09 am

    I love what you do… Love watching the videos.

  • Reply Rest in piece Xxxtentacion October 7, 2018 at 9:10 am

    Can you use vasoline

  • Reply Nunyo Bidness October 8, 2018 at 3:16 am

    What about highly refined coconut oil?

  • Reply あいみAimi・ October 11, 2018 at 3:35 am

    I'm a virgin but I just keep watching this videos.

  • Reply Kaia Harrison October 20, 2018 at 5:04 am

    All I wanted to know was a yes or a no on baby oil…

  • Reply aR Dankster October 22, 2018 at 10:41 pm

    Ummmmmm…… How did I get here?

  • Reply Adam Atch October 25, 2018 at 1:44 am

    Anyone just wack one out over her

  • Reply ARandomPerson November 7, 2018 at 8:42 am

    Is a Tenga egg made of silicone because I've used it with silicone lube and it didn't melt it

  • Reply CircumCrippled TV November 8, 2018 at 5:56 pm

    FORESKIN > LUBE!

  • Reply Anshul Singh November 10, 2018 at 12:00 pm

    i saw u on seeker channel

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    WHO DID WHO WAS THE SORRY DUMB ASS WHO FUCKED DIS STRAWBERRY LOOKIN ASS HOE

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  • Reply aZmi Vlog November 17, 2018 at 11:24 pm

    I using a soap as a lube to masturbating and it fucking burn my dickhead

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  • Reply RELENTLESS November 29, 2018 at 6:35 am

    Is the background music clash of clans music ….😑 WHY

  • Reply Leo Messi December 6, 2018 at 2:31 am

    No better lube than saliva. 😂

  • Reply jim buckman December 15, 2018 at 2:26 am

    Laci I’m 70 years old, should I use lube, and if I should, I think I’ll keep it in my back pocket so the lady will know exactly what my intentions are. That brings my to another point…at my age most ladies don’t want to bother with sex, so what am I to do? I love the whole adventure of sex, but I feel as though I’m out there by myself, and younger women think it creepy having an older partner!

  • Reply Jeremy v December 18, 2018 at 3:37 am

    Im pretty red pilled but dam this is the best vid on lube

  • Reply Error -chan December 24, 2018 at 1:25 pm

    I saw a comment in one yaoi anime saying:"It looks like lube".I had no idea what it meant…. Until now.

  • Reply SkeletorRises December 24, 2018 at 8:21 pm

    Dammit I got astroglide.

  • Reply Everything Yachty December 30, 2018 at 3:42 pm

    Well someone has had lots of sex

  • Reply HAWG! January 2, 2019 at 3:27 pm

    If you was chick.. we would not need lube.

  • Reply PRIZM CMYK January 3, 2019 at 12:04 pm

    At 1:35, something tells me she would give an excellent hand job 🙂

  • Reply Mike January 20, 2019 at 9:25 pm

    Omg. I was told that silicon lube doesn't work well with condoms

  • Reply Ayaan Rashid January 26, 2019 at 8:33 pm

    Your boobs are sexy af

  • Reply Issa Mood Builder Buddies January 27, 2019 at 9:00 pm

    Yo I found lube in my foster mum’s room
    Lets say
    I don’t live with her anymore

  • Reply Thomas Fuentes February 19, 2019 at 5:18 am

    She needs a good penis inside of her..

  • Reply Sheep February 20, 2019 at 3:48 am

    Porn star
    Question mark.

  • Reply ffx178 February 20, 2019 at 6:12 pm

    I wanna have sex Laci green right now. hope i can get her no someday

  • Reply yunon UFC February 20, 2019 at 8:17 pm

    really good id lubrication nice and smooth like nife cutting through butter, sometimes with the other lubrications they are so dry i need a god damn THE IRON FIST turning yellow like ninja assasin to penetrate jeuse!!!

  • Reply Marquis Vegan February 25, 2019 at 12:11 am

    good clean love lube brand legit 👍

  • Reply Hani Baba March 9, 2019 at 3:33 am

    Spiting is tradational lube

  • Reply Sin Escence March 14, 2019 at 12:09 am

    Just ran across this 3 year old video on my feed and thought, "wth!?"

    Tbh, I have to say that I miss your videos. I miss your great attitude and your wealth of knowledge. I know that got weird for you and life got pretty full and all, but I wanted to let you know that really appreciated the subject matter you talked about and how you went about doing it. So, thank you.

  • Reply Night turtle 3 point Oh March 16, 2019 at 6:50 am

    How old do you have to be to buy lube

  • Reply Mountain Fresh Scented Bleach March 16, 2019 at 6:33 pm

    Laci Pig Thighs

  • Reply Braydon the shoe fixer !!!!!! March 17, 2019 at 4:33 pm

    Bruh why did this pop up on my recommended

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    Can we have a chat if you don't mind wanted to gain some info

  • Reply xHaZx March 29, 2019 at 7:58 am

    This is why you use standard water lube.

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  • Reply Walter Langkowski April 8, 2019 at 6:36 pm

    Subbed because DBZ

  • Reply o.j-animation April 13, 2019 at 11:52 pm

    Haha I have a dick

  • Reply ARandomPerson April 14, 2019 at 4:06 am

    Silicon lube isn’t as thick as water based lube

  • Reply morgan minecraft legion May 8, 2019 at 5:18 am

    I watched this after getting lube. It's Paraben-Free and Glycerin-Free, but does have Polyquaternium-7. Should I throw it out or just be more careful next time?

  • Reply Gamingwithbam. May 13, 2019 at 6:27 am

    Thanks laci now I can have sex a little bit healthier.

  • Reply Arthur Amazons May 28, 2019 at 10:30 pm

    I need lube as little miss p erected gets dry down I loved strawberry lube my little miss p is getting erected now thank you she is happy

  • Reply E May 30, 2019 at 11:55 pm

    Ooooh that explains why mine burns at times when I use this lube.

  • Reply Air stxched May 31, 2019 at 12:52 am

    your boi dont need lobe kachigga already got yeeted

  • Reply Jord Sainos June 18, 2019 at 12:27 am

    If you watch this you gay as duck

  • Reply Jord Sainos June 18, 2019 at 12:27 am

    So don’t gay

  • Reply Ron the Annihilator *definitely not peter* June 29, 2019 at 9:00 pm

    still 2 genders m8

  • Reply Brent Pilgrim July 3, 2019 at 12:42 pm

    😂 you’re awesome

  • Reply Jack Byrne July 5, 2019 at 3:04 pm

    Can someone tell me what lube or oil you see pornstars rubbing on their whole body or ass

    I’ve been looking for my misses as she’s wanting to know lol

  • Reply the DAWG July 7, 2019 at 9:12 pm

    We want the rub burn biatch

  • Reply ItzSynX July 9, 2019 at 4:51 am

    Lotion better

  • Reply stephan nieto July 13, 2019 at 5:28 pm

    laci you are fine as wine and a classy broad lol I would definately put the ole cowboy hat on the door with you 😉

  • Reply Shel Nunya AT July 15, 2019 at 6:14 am

    Thank you

  • Reply Timmy Langenderfers July 20, 2019 at 2:46 am

    I want a six pack.

  • Reply Shiyaz Mohamed July 23, 2019 at 3:31 pm

    How about cokelife lubricant
    Red
    Yellow
    Blue

  • Reply Mason Conner July 30, 2019 at 7:50 pm

    👌

  • Reply Miraculous Lovix Sirenix believix August 5, 2019 at 2:33 am

    Lube is just a fetish

  • Reply Faatoiaboy August 5, 2019 at 5:51 am

    The best lubricants for women is the one my girlfriend is using https://www.provestra.com/ct/523852 . All natural!

  • Reply The_ MCRuler August 8, 2019 at 4:29 am

    i was looking for rubiks cube lube, not this

  • Reply LM KT August 16, 2019 at 2:39 am

    I have a question.

    Can females get infections using their own saliva while masturbating?

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