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Inside Jokes That Won’t Make Sense To Men

September 5, 2019


(keys clacking) (phone chimes) – (chuckles) You know, it’s so weird that you get a phone call at 2 o’clock on the dot every single day. – Yeah, phone call. – Yeah, aren’t you gonna answer it? (wind whipping)
(creaking) (upbeat music) God damn it. I’m not pregnant! I’m not pregnant! – Oh, I got blood on my shirt. – [Women] Soap and cold water. – How’d you guys know that? – Hi, um, could I get this Coke and these cookies and then (clears throat) Plan B, please. – [Clerk] Sorry, what are you? – I’m gonna get Plan B. – [Clerk] Sorry, what? – (clears throat) Plan B, please. Hi, could I have Plan B and not the (bleep) stuff, please? Thank you. – Cranberry juice, huh? – Oh, yeah. – It’s okay. You’ll get through this. – Oh, no, I just like cranberry juice. – [Woman in gray] No,
it’s okay, we all develop a taste for it eventually. Oh, just drink up. And if you feel like you have to pee, you don’t, so don’t even bother. – And now, to shock and amaze you all, I present to you the tiniest thing in the universe. (applauding) [Voiceover] Whoa! (applauding) (wind whipping)
– [Woman in gray] Cranberry juice, huh? (laughing)

100 Comments

  • Reply Mystic Molly June 11, 2019 at 9:10 pm

    S O A P A N D C O L D W A T E R

    or hydrogen peroxide and cold water

  • Reply Brenton Thrasher June 11, 2019 at 11:51 pm

    Why are all the people's who subscribe to this channel and BuzzFeed are so cringey.

  • Reply ميم June 12, 2019 at 2:35 pm

    I don't get it, lol

  • Reply Gayest_ofthe_Gay June 16, 2019 at 3:36 pm

    I’m more concerned about how that guy got blood on his shirt

  • Reply Pink Giraffe June 18, 2019 at 6:49 pm

    I actually really like cranberry juice.

  • Reply Eijiro Kirishima June 19, 2019 at 12:54 am

    I’m a girl and I don’t get some of these
    Because I’m only 11

  • Reply 98mremi June 21, 2019 at 3:58 am

    i LOVE cranberry juice

  • Reply Charlotte Adler June 22, 2019 at 12:57 pm

    1:21 her phone won’t go in because she has a silicone case on, not because the pockets are small. But I guess women’s pockets are small tho

  • Reply rAiNbOw SaLt June 24, 2019 at 7:07 am

    Hi

  • Reply Talayah Broderick June 25, 2019 at 5:23 pm

    Am I the only one that wants magnum ice cream 😂

  • Reply Sofia Lilian June 25, 2019 at 7:17 pm

    When they say soap and cold water, isn’t that a pretty obvious thing to try like ..

  • Reply Evan H June 25, 2019 at 7:23 pm

    I only got one of them

  • Reply Mallisa's world June 25, 2019 at 10:56 pm

    No, the pockets on leggings are tje tineyest thing because they don't exist.

  • Reply Sofia Montijano June 26, 2019 at 6:38 pm

    I haven’t even gotten my period yet. 😂

  • Reply angel rain June 27, 2019 at 5:47 pm

    Well they do now

  • Reply mzichelle June 29, 2019 at 12:25 pm

    I didnt get the cranberry juice part

  • Reply Mickie Van Rensburg July 4, 2019 at 12:29 pm

    0:56
    I'm ravenclaw too Saf!

  • Reply Zarghuna Sailani July 6, 2019 at 11:00 am

    Is that saf

  • Reply Ab Imbarek July 6, 2019 at 7:17 pm

    I dont understand the last one

  • Reply S T July 7, 2019 at 6:10 am

    THAT LAST ONE!!!! GARLLL SOOOOO ACCURATE!!!!😅😅🤣

    Tiniest thing in the universe!!! 😅😅I'm still dieing bout that

  • Reply Really Emma July 7, 2019 at 9:07 pm

    0:45 why would the customer need to repeat what they're buying when it's right in front of the cashier?

  • Reply Uwu귀염둥이 July 8, 2019 at 12:09 am

    THUMBNAIL

    left side: how I look at my crush

    Right side: how my crush looks at me

  • Reply Star July 8, 2019 at 9:13 pm

    Inside joke???

  • Reply Moon Slayer July 9, 2019 at 1:49 am

    I actually got a pair of high waisted jeans that for my whole phone
    And I hope all you ladies out there get some to

  • Reply Amelia Loveheart July 10, 2019 at 4:51 am

    Now that I finally lost my v .. I understand this video perfectly 🤣

  • Reply Dabuku yay July 11, 2019 at 12:18 pm

    I'm a girl and I don't get most of these…..is there smth wrong with me lmao

  • Reply Fluffy Penguin July 12, 2019 at 9:19 am

    I really felt that last one

  • Reply Carmen Brandt July 12, 2019 at 6:48 pm

    I was on a field trip and one of my guy friends asked one of my girl friends why she had like a hand clutch bag and he asked why not put it into your pockets and I said “I don’t know if you know but pockets on women’s clothing are none existent”

  • Reply tony cee July 13, 2019 at 12:46 am

    I understand all of this because I live with three girls

  • Reply Elacey C July 14, 2019 at 1:03 am

    Random fact: Cranberry juice is actually bad for your bladder as it’s too acidic. I was diagnosed with interstitial cystitis and my urologist said, “STOP DRINKING CRANBERRY JUICE!” Also, the “emergency contraceptives” one was so damn accurate! I feel like most women ain’t got the time to feel shame about this stuff.

  • Reply Sugarcane Baby July 14, 2019 at 3:24 am

    When I was a waitress a customer got a nosebleed and was so embarrassed he paid and left…but he bled all over the table and I had to clean it up cuz all the guy waiters were like "eww blood." Lol and then one asked me "how can you stay so calm around blood?" I told him "i see it every month so its kinda hard not to."
    It took him almost 10 min to get it lol

  • Reply JZWALZ51 ROBIN July 14, 2019 at 5:31 pm

    They do not make sense because they do not interest most men.

  • Reply Charlotte Gerber July 15, 2019 at 9:22 am

    0:27
    * Just casually walks around with blood on his shirt *

  • Reply I like chez July 15, 2019 at 2:39 pm

    I have 5 brothers, and omigosh this is relatable on a spiritual level

  • Reply Knyx Nover July 15, 2019 at 9:22 pm

    It's so true though

  • Reply Gayest_ofthe_Gay July 16, 2019 at 5:22 am

    I’m more concerned about how that guy got blood on his shirt?

  • Reply purple chu July 16, 2019 at 5:48 pm

    0:29

    Becuz all girls are murders every month unless you sacrifice chocolate

  • Reply Zee Jamz July 17, 2019 at 12:23 am

    I live in Egypt and I always prefer locally manufactured jeans to brands because of the size variety and the POCKETS!

  • Reply Shuvo Speaking July 17, 2019 at 5:40 am

    I know we shouldn't talk about fight club, but that guy with blood on his shirt looks shady. 😒

  • Reply OhMyGOD OMG from India July 17, 2019 at 2:27 pm

    0:25 when she said "I'm not pregnant" I was like same gurl. But then I remembered the only physical contact I had with the male species is a Handshake

  • Reply NikkieH14 July 17, 2019 at 7:48 pm

    What is plan b

  • Reply Mae Mitchum July 17, 2019 at 11:50 pm

    Pockets being the tiniest things in the universe is so true

  • Reply Keira McGrath July 18, 2019 at 1:52 pm

    Sexism goes both ways, men aren't usually on this level of ignorance.

  • Reply #Found Francis July 18, 2019 at 8:36 pm

    I’m sorry. What does the cranberry juice joke mean? I’m clueless.

  • Reply MsTroublemaker July 19, 2019 at 8:16 am

    Those days in school with another girl

    Girl1: can you see something?
    Girl2 : Walk straight forward
    Girl1: walks
    Girl2 : no everything is fine
    Girl1: peew

  • Reply Mollie Brianne July 20, 2019 at 2:51 pm

    Lmao my brother thought my birth control alarm was my friends that I dont have.

  • Reply li-darlin’ July 21, 2019 at 9:05 pm

    pockets?!?!?!!!!

  • Reply Jesus Eternal Son July 22, 2019 at 11:14 am

    SEMITES GO A LITTLE HIGHER STILL BUT THEY ARE WAITING PERPHAS SHE MADE SOMETHING GOOD. SO I DON'T HAVE TO KICK AN ISRAELITE OUT.

    DEUTERONOMY 32 SAYS A FEW THINGS.

  • Reply Nick Melo July 22, 2019 at 6:04 pm

    Some men also have period struggles

  • Reply 석영미 July 27, 2019 at 4:57 am

    Can somebody explain the last scene???

  • Reply tagon23 July 27, 2019 at 10:49 pm

    Ah, buzzfeed. My favorite internet cancer.

    How are half if any of these not able to be understood by men? Because men for some reason can’t fathom females having a menstrual cycle? Most of them were jokes about periods, which I found chuckle worthy.

    The only one I didn’t get was the plan b one, but that’s mainly cause I don’t really know contraceptives.

  • Reply Human Being July 28, 2019 at 6:50 am

    damn this was a long time ago.. memories huh

  • Reply Toph My cat July 28, 2019 at 9:50 am

    I have closed pockets on my jeans -.-

  • Reply Sadie Grace July 28, 2019 at 9:38 pm

    when buzzfeed had good content

  • Reply Sarah Reynolds July 31, 2019 at 12:37 pm

    Tbh that dude was and idiot it could’ve been an alarm for other things 🤦🏼‍♀️

  • Reply FefeNaAmerica 1207 August 1, 2019 at 2:17 am

    This is great, and true

  • Reply Pug reader247 August 3, 2019 at 7:04 am

    I LOVED cranberry juice since I was 7 I would always ask my mom for CJ (I’m getting lazy with my typing) Other people would look at me and my mom weirdly when she bought it for me

    The first time I heard the CJ joke I thought it was about kidneys (FUN FACT: CJ actually helps your kidneys) and then I thought it was about your period
    (Idk I thought it was to make cramps lighter or something)
    Then I thought it was to make your🐱smell good

    And now after years I know it’s for UTI’s
    Thank you💓🤦‍♀️

  • Reply Izzy Rey August 5, 2019 at 8:07 am

    I’m a gay man, and I understood all of these. Lol. 🤣🤣🤣

  • Reply Pandagurl364 August 5, 2019 at 1:21 pm

    I got a uti about half a year ago and that hit me hard lol…

  • Reply S.V.G August 5, 2019 at 2:33 pm

    75% watched this is mostly men HAHAH

  • Reply Sans -sational August 5, 2019 at 3:07 pm

    laughs in transman

  • Reply Leonardo Ives August 5, 2019 at 8:30 pm

    Sis really out here thinking that phone case could get in any pocket lmao

  • Reply Kawaiisnowwolf August 5, 2019 at 9:48 pm

    0:26 does nobody find it weird that he randomly has blood om his shirt

  • Reply Katie L. August 6, 2019 at 2:03 am

    I genuinely love cranberry juice. I always think ppl assume I got UTI tho xD

  • Reply OnesieJAM August 6, 2019 at 12:07 pm

    the realest thing in this video was the jean pockets

  • Reply I_Potato August 7, 2019 at 5:09 am

    I can proudly say I don’t have the second reaction to my period because the closest interaction I get with a male is a high five or handshake

  • Reply peeknee August 8, 2019 at 2:47 am

    the cranberry juice one killed me. i really do just like the taste of cranberry juice ok? 😭

  • Reply simay August 8, 2019 at 12:52 pm

    that pocket was huge

  • Reply healla2000 August 10, 2019 at 1:00 pm

    I love cranberry juice, i like the sour taste of it.

  • Reply Saurabh Tewari August 11, 2019 at 6:16 am

    There is something more tiny inside that Jean

  • Reply Trisha Firdaous August 11, 2019 at 2:43 pm

    What's plan B? 🙄

  • Reply Lena Kolasińska August 12, 2019 at 8:49 am

    A PHONE CALL AT 2 O’CLOCK EVERYDAY LMAOOO 😂😂

  • Reply Anna Ngoloyi August 13, 2019 at 1:52 pm

    Soap and cold water!!
    Good to know
    Ready for my first period

  • Reply Adrienne Pankratz August 14, 2019 at 2:16 pm

    I bet a lot of men started watching the video thinking oh I better understand everything and then the video ends and there just thinking I have no idea what just happened

  • Reply Blue Day August 14, 2019 at 8:29 pm

    I missed seeing safiya's face in buzzfeed videos. But it is good seeing her create good content independently.

  • Reply Angelortiz saucedo August 14, 2019 at 10:35 pm

    I'm a man and I get this lol

  • Reply Just Joc August 15, 2019 at 2:48 am

    when i was like 14, I didn’t understand Saf when she was talking about the cranberry juice….. i’m 18 now. I now know what she means………. terrible.

  • Reply Akwi Tanwi August 15, 2019 at 4:30 am

    I’m not a man and I don’t understand…

  • Reply Avery Canady August 15, 2019 at 9:51 pm

    Transgender men: 🤔

  • Reply Lord of Hackers August 16, 2019 at 6:50 am

    That was s stupid we know about reminder

  • Reply Anna Bergquist August 16, 2019 at 5:15 pm

    WaAaAiT is Saf wearing a gasp Ravenclaw shirt?!😱

  • Reply ClearlyItsNick August 16, 2019 at 6:26 pm

    Pfft, I’m a woman who didn’t understand a few of these.

  • Reply Ahadur Rahman Alif August 17, 2019 at 10:23 am

    I think I understand some parts as a Male…

  • Reply Lesly Rodriguez August 18, 2019 at 2:21 am

    I'm 11 and I can relate to all except for the birth control

  • Reply Dragonfly Nightshade August 18, 2019 at 3:57 am

    Quite the contrary, you can still get pregnant while on your period. Some women are double droppers (eggs) or just drop eggs at various times. Its not normal, but it does happen. My mom was on her period when she got pregnant with me. You can also get your period while pregnant too. Again, not normal, but it cam happen. If you are sexually active, the only true birth control is abstinence. Otherwise, you still have a chance from day 1 to the end of the cycle, depending on your health.

  • Reply SurayaTheUnicorn August 18, 2019 at 4:17 am

    I call my period "shark week" •_•

  • Reply Elisa Mondragon August 18, 2019 at 4:23 am

    "Soap and cold water" I don't think so

  • Reply Aishwarya Nautiyal August 18, 2019 at 7:46 pm

    Whats with the cranberry juice..? 🤔🤕

  • Reply Shark_gamer97 August 19, 2019 at 6:36 am

    I get these lol

  • Reply Blessed Evil August 20, 2019 at 12:59 am

    It doesn't really make sense. Can anyone explain all those stuffs?

  • Reply Polo Niex August 22, 2019 at 2:13 pm

    What was Plan B ?

  • Reply Yash kumar August 24, 2019 at 6:00 pm

    This was Boring for me

  • Reply Ellie CD August 25, 2019 at 7:49 am

    Well at least she has even a little space in her pockets

  • Reply Nicole DeKasha August 25, 2019 at 10:17 pm

    U just got my period for the first time help

  • Reply Paulina Casas August 26, 2019 at 2:28 am

    What does the cranberry juice mean?

  • Reply Bella Sebree August 30, 2019 at 6:51 pm

    Right when she said cranberry juice I was like…. UTI!!!! Lol I’ve experienced too much..lmbo

  • Reply Amna Khan August 30, 2019 at 10:05 pm

    Lol I’m female and don’t understand the cranberry juice lol

  • Reply Frosted Star September 3, 2019 at 2:22 am

    I don’t get the cranberry juice one 😂

  • Reply Jaylee Standridge September 4, 2019 at 5:44 am

    So are we not gonna talk about the fact that he had blood on his shirt

  • Reply Megha Singh September 4, 2019 at 1:44 pm

    It never goes in. The pocket is soooo tiny that you can only fit a lip balm.

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