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Impossible Lesbian Would You Rather!

February 11, 2020


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  • Reply Janine R February 8, 2020 at 6:36 am

    Blasphemy, Buffy is the best. I like Wesley too. Xander is the most annoying. I also wasn't a fan of Dawn or Tara to begin with.

  • Reply Sandra Gay February 8, 2020 at 6:44 am

    Your eyebrows look great 🥰

  • Reply Emily Flagg February 8, 2020 at 6:51 am

    Claudia: it'd be better than saying we're sisters who have sex

    😳 😬 Alexa play Sweet Home Alabama

  • Reply Hannah Bingham February 8, 2020 at 7:02 am

    Wait… do all British people pronounce Ellen DeGeneres like that? Have we just Americanized her last name and I never knew it? 😂

  • Reply Forced2makethis Bloodyaccount February 8, 2020 at 7:05 am

    Am I having a stroke? I swear that I have seen you make this video before. Not that I'm upset, just confused.

  • Reply Solomiya Bolyukh February 8, 2020 at 7:13 am

    Your hair is such a beautiful color this video. It really compliments you. You look stunning! 🙂

  • Reply Fredegund Fan February 8, 2020 at 7:20 am

    Eyebrows look amazing! I was once assumed to be my ex's older sister at a bottle shop once.. That was awkward. Also glad my sister-in-law isn't still dating a guy with the same name as her brother (my husband).. Would have made fun times weird.

  • Reply B. C. Schmerker February 8, 2020 at 7:36 am

    +MissJessicaLH Time 9:32 Coming out with a parade through one's hometown? |'D Cain't un-see no scenario in a Song o' Disco, yo!

    I'M COMING OUT / DIANA ROSS (Motown single M 1491F)
    (Bernard Evans/Nile Gregory Rogers) The Chic Org., BMI
    Track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvJH3oUkFrg Audio courtesy Universal Music Group. Distributed by vevo®.

  • Reply Michael R. February 8, 2020 at 7:48 am

    There's actually a married couple called Sara and Sarah on YouTube.
    As Claudia correctly pointed out there's always a possibility to make a variation to distinguish. Two of my cousins have wives with the same name, which sometimes makes it weird.
    You surely know some members of the USWNT like Ali Krieger and Ashlyn Harris (the Krashlyn wedding in December – check it out on YouTube if you haven't seen it) or Megan Rapinoe.
    Thanks for answering these questions. They partly show how you really complement each other.

  • Reply D M February 8, 2020 at 7:54 am

    OKAY we're just going to chalk up Claud's horrendously bad take on Buffy to her being so tired because I cannot cope with the alternative. Still my fave internet couple but that hurt, Claud. That hurt.

  • Reply Braundzign February 8, 2020 at 7:56 am

    I saw the title and thought it was “impossible lesbian” like “impossible burger.” Like, a totally plant-based lesbian.

  • Reply LH Shnailed February 8, 2020 at 8:03 am

    Lool. Love u guys. I wish personally that there were less discrimination against differences. Oh you look different, or oh, you think different, or oh, you feel different…it's perfectly fine! Now i'm not going to bully you, or troll you or hate you. I'm going to love and accept you for who you are. Not burn you at the stake. Small mindedness is what gets to me…but hey…just me.

  • Reply Vanessa Castro Chesterton February 8, 2020 at 8:21 am

    Oh my god the way they say DeGeneres. I get Jessica getting the pronunciation wrong, but Claudia.

  • Reply Ceecilex February 8, 2020 at 8:29 am

    Couldn't help but laugh at the Ellen question when it's pretty wildly known she's actually a miserable person and overall mean boss.

  • Reply Katherine February 8, 2020 at 9:04 am

    How do two lesbians not know how to say Ellen's surname correctly 😂😋
    P.S this was such a fun video 👍🏻😁

  • Reply Mar February 8, 2020 at 10:44 am

    Actually it's written liberated/free woman on the shirt. 😉

    Also I liked Dawn. She was annoying yes but it never bothered me, because contrary to 95% of tv teenagers (including the buffy ones when they were teens) she actually looked and acted like a teenager.

  • Reply Beverley Butterfly February 8, 2020 at 11:19 am

    It was at the point where Claudia chose xena that Jessica questioned everything…. Buffy wins btw

  • Reply 初音暗いザンダリコ February 8, 2020 at 12:09 pm

    Falling for straight people, to me, is just something you do when you're young and then learn to cope with… I feel like, to me, "being gay" becomes a dating criteria encrypted in the brain ^^ so yes pls give me that freaking gaydar XD

  • Reply Kestrel Perron February 8, 2020 at 1:13 pm

    11:40 – I'd bet a lot of money that more people who identify as a 0 on the Kinsey Scale would be closer to the middle if they ignored the societal pressure to be straight and allowed themselves to explore their sexuality.

    Also, is it just me, or did hearing Jess say "soccer" feel wrong?

  • Reply Charlie 2 February 8, 2020 at 3:20 pm

    Jessica and Claudia are relationship goals.

  • Reply Natalia Madison February 8, 2020 at 3:22 pm

    De-gen-eres lmao

  • Reply Petticats February 8, 2020 at 4:19 pm

    hearing you two also get mistaken for sisters all the time definitely cheered me up that it's just a Internalised Heteronormativity thing! my girlfriend and i are mistaken all of the time, from passport control to random strangers to taxi drivers, and we'd started to question if really we maybe just do Look Like Twins! <3

  • Reply Alison Carville February 8, 2020 at 4:26 pm

    "Sisters?"

    "We're close."

  • Reply becca moses February 8, 2020 at 5:00 pm

    claudia looking for lil loopholes in the FIRST question an iconic queen

  • Reply becca moses February 8, 2020 at 5:02 pm

    the way they say Ellen degeneres like rio de janeiro

  • Reply becca moses February 8, 2020 at 5:04 pm

    I’m really close with one of my exes but it’s the one who isn’t a girl oop

  • Reply Nightshade February 8, 2020 at 5:23 pm

    Claudia: I like Giles! <she says while wearing a tweed jacket>

  • Reply SkyeClouds February 8, 2020 at 5:24 pm

    I'm sorry but I'm completely shookt with how they say DeGeneres. I didn't realize people pronounced her name differently and now I'm wondering if I've been saying it wrong my whole life 😳

  • Reply Laura Kirwan February 8, 2020 at 5:59 pm

    But statistically most of the pop is somewhere on the scale between?? also as a bisexual our community is not always gŕeat…..

  • Reply Jazzy J February 8, 2020 at 6:31 pm

    Why are you saying Ellen DeGeneres wrong?
    It's not 'Ellen degenERes', it's pronounced 'Ellen DeGENeres' Emphasis on the 'gen', not the 'er'.
    Sorry, love your videos but that just triggered me.

  • Reply Trinity Sargent February 8, 2020 at 6:35 pm

    The surgery hopefully went without any hiccups. Your eyebrows look amazing though!!!

  • Reply Kathy Bramley February 8, 2020 at 7:34 pm

    I liked Claudia's hair, and face.

  • Reply Marlene Flanagan February 8, 2020 at 7:46 pm

    I'm not a lesbian, but I am a LADY and I'd love for Xena to be back!

  • Reply JungleEddie February 8, 2020 at 7:46 pm

    If gay were the new norm it would take care of the overpopulation problem.

  • Reply aestheticallyaspiring February 8, 2020 at 7:48 pm

    We need more buffy conversation content from Jessica😂💕

  • Reply Penny Aldenburg February 8, 2020 at 8:07 pm

    Claudias fingernails don't grow…. she was born to be gay😂

  • Reply Viktória Kiss February 8, 2020 at 8:27 pm

    Oh my God, when you were talking about 'Jess and Jessie', I really thought you weren't going to mention Rose and Rosie and I was just silently panicking. Glad you did though. 😄

  • Reply David Feuer February 8, 2020 at 8:45 pm

    I spent a few months hiking with a small group of people. Among them: Jesse, Jesse, Jessie, Jessa, Jessica, and Jess. No joke.

  • Reply Parsionez February 8, 2020 at 9:27 pm

    I mean, y'all almost know about Megan Rapinoe, and you do know an English player, even if you don't remember she's English. We can work with this.

  • Reply khaxjc1 February 8, 2020 at 9:57 pm

    Forget everything else! Jessica got her eyebrows! Im so happy for you that I had to stop the video and leave a comment. I always thought you looked fine without any makeup on which meant your natural eyebrows but thats me, not you, and I know this is something you have wanted and will leave you energy for other things and so I am very happy about this. Like stupidly happy for you. 🙂

  • Reply khaxjc1 February 8, 2020 at 10:07 pm

    "I hate my hair" "my eyes are sunken" … and here I was getting distracted several times thinking her hair was looking really nice and her skin was looking good. Like, I was jealous of that hair lol

  • Reply s gough February 8, 2020 at 10:22 pm

    Love you both !

  • Reply Kynlessie Marie February 8, 2020 at 10:38 pm

    Thank you for including Aces in your list of other sexualities. <3

  • Reply Stars Girly February 8, 2020 at 10:43 pm

    That was a fun quiz, thanks Jess & Claudia! Do you mind if I ask, where did Claudia find her femme liberée shirt?

  • Reply ElizabethKeen February 8, 2020 at 11:19 pm

    Claud your wife wrote Buffy fanficion you can’t chose that😂

  • Reply Amy Pattie February 8, 2020 at 11:39 pm

    Eerily similar looking or same name?
    Hubby and me used to be confused for brother and sister, often. We’re actually really affectionate but not in public. People would see us arriving in the same car, have in-jokes and chemistry but not be on each other’s arms and assume we were siblings.
    But also, before we met, we had the same online alias for some games, which was basically the feminine form of his name. So if our characters ever met on line, they could have been lesbians with the same name on our behalf.

  • Reply Huyền Lê February 8, 2020 at 11:46 pm

    Lesbians: (n) best friends who have sex
    🙃

  • Reply Morrigan Parker February 9, 2020 at 12:13 am

    I did date someone with the same name as me and it somehow was never a problem

  • Reply Avhril Báez February 9, 2020 at 1:22 am

    Please could you put subtitles in Spanish

  • Reply Sarah Bent February 9, 2020 at 1:28 am

    Omg Jessica's face when Claudia brings up Xena. Lol

    I am not a Lesbian but everyone confuses my best friend for my sister?

  • Reply AdorkableArtist92 February 9, 2020 at 3:13 am

    I'm bi but I apparently have a type, and that type is people who look kinda like me but with red hair. My ex-gf and I had (I say had because she passed away) the same disability, similar features, and at one point, the same hair color. We definitely could have passed for sisters. However, when we met, she had auburn hair. My boyfriend has reddish brown hair, and he and i have similar eyes and noses.

  • Reply StarLight February 9, 2020 at 3:13 am

    Did you film the process of getting your eyebrows microbladed? It would be interesting to see how you managed to get it done after you had issues with doctors

  • Reply Lil’ Chicken February 9, 2020 at 4:22 am

    May I just say-
    I found your channel recently and I don’t know a whole bunch of you but from what I’ve recently found out your so so beautiful and I LOVE your style and voice.
    I don’t know if this is on purpose but your dresses and outfits have so much of a pretty 70s model style if that makes sense- and to me I just love it so much. I want your kindness and beauty. I’m not a good at compliments but I hope this flatters you. ☺️

  • Reply Daniela Ortiz Giraldo February 9, 2020 at 4:36 am

    I really love videos with Caludia <3

  • Reply Savannah Teague February 9, 2020 at 5:46 am

    Please make merch with that image of claudias face on it

  • Reply Something Dreadful February 9, 2020 at 6:51 am

    Zombie fingernails don't grow, believe me!

  • Reply Judging Budgie February 9, 2020 at 9:01 am

    2:29 There's a fetish for that!

  • Reply Chel C February 9, 2020 at 10:17 am

    YOUR EYEBROWS LOOK MARVELOUS!!!!!!!!!!

  • Reply Eco_Hiko February 9, 2020 at 12:27 pm

    I'm just so happy for Jessica because she has eyebrows

  • Reply instrumentaali February 9, 2020 at 12:37 pm

    I love your outfits in this video! Yesterday I was looking at a blazer similar to Claudia's at a shop but it didn't fit the way I'd hoped it would.

  • Reply boojingleful February 9, 2020 at 12:59 pm

    I had exactly the same thought process as Claudia on the coming out via parade or TV question! And maybe I could get them to air it at some ridiculous time, like 2am, so even fewer people see it 😅

  • Reply RazDazThem February 9, 2020 at 1:07 pm

    Fab as video- loved how you went in to depth with each question.. lol 😀💕

  • Reply Mrs Priscilla February 9, 2020 at 1:50 pm

    Hold up, why are they saying “degeneres” like that lol. Ellen definitely doesn’t say her name like that.

  • Reply lion man February 9, 2020 at 3:38 pm

    when claudia said "ellen white" I started laughing SO hard NXNXNX. ellen white is most definitely not on the USWNT LOL

  • Reply Vulpes Obscura February 9, 2020 at 3:41 pm

    Scissoring was invented by prankster gods who enjoy seeing lesbians accidentally kick each other in the face.

  • Reply Wendy Snelgrove February 9, 2020 at 4:54 pm

    Ellen Page is Canadian so can't be President. Not that the quiz is playing in the realm of reality anyway.

  • Reply Vicky Griffiths February 9, 2020 at 5:23 pm

    Sorry, this completely irrelevant to this video. If you use metal straws to drink hot drinks, (for me, I have this problem with coffee) does it leave a scummy (lol)

  • Reply Vicky Griffiths February 9, 2020 at 5:25 pm

    Oops, sorry, residue around your lips and on your lipstick? If you do, have you found a remedy?

  • Reply Spiffleh February 9, 2020 at 5:31 pm

    So cute as always. I'm glad you can just do a silly, simpler video from time to time. I hope they are less stressful than your cooler, more challenging videos. Balancing it all out

  • Reply Fen Ratdad February 9, 2020 at 6:14 pm

    Yaaaay congratulations on your beautiful eyebrows! Everyone compliments mine more than I ever imagined they would, I thought I'd just quietly get them done and never have to mention it but the amount of people who tell me how great they are and I feel I have to explain "I'm not actually good at make up! They're tattooed" 😅

  • Reply Fen Ratdad February 9, 2020 at 6:39 pm

    Will you be doing a video about your eyebrows? 🤩 I'm curious as to how painful yours were! I've found mine hurt more each time I get a top up as it's going over the old scars. But mine were also digital machine method but idk how much difference it really makes other than the time they last!

    Anyway I did actually watch the vid too I promise 😛 I love this style video!

  • Reply Damia Savon February 9, 2020 at 8:31 pm

    Willow best Buffy character.

  • Reply Jean Lyons February 9, 2020 at 10:28 pm

    The question about president Ellen is a fun one bc Ellen Page, whom I'd actually prefer, is Canadian and can't be a US president. 😂

  • Reply Jojo Rwar February 10, 2020 at 3:32 am

    Xena is better than Buffy don't @ me.

  • Reply Betsy H February 10, 2020 at 4:39 am

    Just before Claudia said she didn’t like how her hair looks, I was thinking that it looked nice! You two are so funny together!

  • Reply Solar powered potato February 10, 2020 at 4:55 am

    Ellen White isn't on the USWNT because she's English

  • Reply Alana A February 10, 2020 at 5:13 am

    I dated a girl who looked kinda similar to me and a middle aged female family friend commented on a pic of us on snapchat that we looked like twins.😓

  • Reply _.beauu._ February 10, 2020 at 5:21 am

    The way they say Ellen deGeneres kills me

  • Reply Alex Hristova February 10, 2020 at 5:36 am

    1. i'm pretty sure that the first questions was a lot more .. personal, than just "which inconvenience would you like: long nails or to use the other hand" 😂😂😂
    2. i can't believe that someone would mistake you two for siblings or in any way related. you look nothing alike.
    3. lady porn – an hour long video of just watching a guy clean the house/do the dishes/laundry/cook without being asked to do it. 😂😂😂

  • Reply Alison Barker February 10, 2020 at 8:41 am

    Dear Jessica, so glad that you got your eyebrows done. Onya. Hugs, Alison.

  • Reply YaPaleGirl February 10, 2020 at 9:01 am

    Jessica! This isn’t really related to the video and at risk of sounding very spam-y…I was wondering if you had seen a film called ‘37 Seconds’ on Netflix?

    It’s a relatively recent video about a young, disabled artist struggling with society and her stifling mother as she begins a quest for sexual freedom and self-liberation. I stumbled across it on accident and found it very raw and moving. If you hadn’t heard of it, I thought I’d bring it to your attention and if you have I’d love to hear your thoughts on the film (and perhaps other media with representation?) in the future!

  • Reply Fatimah Ibrahim February 10, 2020 at 3:53 pm

    Watching this video with a migraine. Trying not to laugh to hard so my eye doesn't pop out.

  • Reply brittanyonashore February 10, 2020 at 4:28 pm

    Jessica your eyebrows look fabulous. You both have fabulous hair and I am jealous

  • Reply Michelle P Delpèche February 10, 2020 at 4:34 pm

    Fabulous 🏳️‍🌈💋

  • Reply Kirsten Bakker February 10, 2020 at 5:53 pm

    I love your new eyebrows! I've had mine done a few times over the past 6 years but the ink tends to fade to a grayish color after some time so I need touch-ups to fix the colour. In the meantime, I just cover my strange gray brows in brown eyebrow pencil… which is kind of ironic. 😆

  • Reply DestructionGlitter February 10, 2020 at 6:42 pm

    Dawn really was annoying!!

  • Reply Poppy * February 10, 2020 at 7:25 pm

    My son has a friend who's both fathers are named Jean-François. It is really confusing. And I'm wondering how the boys are calling their fathers themselves 😧 (one Dad the other Jeff?)

  • Reply scully February 10, 2020 at 8:47 pm

    You forgot about the most obnoxious character in the show, Xander

  • Reply Sabīne Mitkus February 10, 2020 at 11:55 pm

    alternative for cutting nails – filing nails

  • Reply Aline Bastos February 11, 2020 at 1:31 am

    My girlfriend and I watched this playing along and it was so much fun! We felt like we were on a double date with you!

  • Reply Naeem February 11, 2020 at 1:48 am

    For the first two questions, I'm like Claudia is dumb (sorry la), and then she explained coming out at parade vs. TV and I'm like this is the wittiest lady I've ever seen 🙂 Loved it

  • Reply Laura Coleman February 11, 2020 at 2:02 am

    My husband had a time prior to me where he dated several Jenns. Psycho jenn, passive aggressive jenn, crazy jenn and cheater jenn. One of them bought him a nice watch for Christmas and had it monogrammed, with the wrong middle initial lol. I'm like sweetheart did you change your middle name since dating crazy Jenn (for witness protection lol). Several years later 10+, psycho Jenn ended up at a house party for we attended. She worked with my husbands best friend. Thankfully she moved on, got married and has children. I was glad to see her emotions level out (I read some of the letters from after the break up lol).

  • Reply Daniela Cedeño February 11, 2020 at 3:34 am

    There was a Buffy question and Jessica didn't erupt in comments on Faith x Buffy? Who are you and what have you done with Jessica?!

  • Reply Shaye Eller February 11, 2020 at 3:52 am

    Real talk, I loved BtVS and Buffy was one of my least favorite characters.

  • Reply M.S Richardson February 11, 2020 at 9:59 am

    This video was hilarious, you both are so witty and naturally funny. Jessica your eyebrows are sooo good, and Claudia I love the lipstick!

  • Reply Walrus O February 11, 2020 at 11:21 am

    Celesbrities

  • Reply Amalie Bramming February 11, 2020 at 1:35 pm

    I honestly can’t remember the last time I cut my hand nails because I always bite them 🙈

  • Reply Nineathy February 11, 2020 at 3:02 pm

    My mother and her girlfriend have the same name, actually.

  • Reply Sabrina Diaz February 11, 2020 at 3:45 pm

    My sister and her partner are Jessica and Jess 😂
    I just thought it was funny how common it is in the gay community

  • Reply The Unprofessional Lurker February 11, 2020 at 5:22 pm

    "Wesley exists." OMG the shade, that is absolutely deserved. He was better in Angel though.

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