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If Going To The Gynecologist Were Honest

August 16, 2019


(whip smacking)
(creaking) (knocking) – Hi. The doctor will be in with you shortly. Um, well it could be five minutes, it could be 20 minutes,
I’m really just guessing. – Well thank you for moving me
from that larger waiting room into this smaller one. And for putting me in this thin, sheet-like,
piece of material. – I’m done making small talk right now, so the doctor will be in
whenever she feels like it. – Okay I’ll be sitting here thinking about every single
person I’ve slept with that I regret. (knocking) – Hi! Giving the courtesy knock so
I don’t walk in on you naked. Even though I’m about
to look at your vagina. – And I’m pretending to look natural even though my bare ass is
touching the table below me. Now I’m thinking about
how many other peoples’ butts have touched this table. – Let’s make small talk. How have you been? – Obviously not wonderful or else I wouldn’t be sitting here sweating through this robe. But in the interest of
following social cues, I’ll say good. – Excellent. So, tell me why you’re here. – I have something down there that could be an ingrown
hair, or it could be an STI, so I’m really anxious for you
to look at my vagina today. – Gotcha. Have you been having a
lot of unprotected sex? – I wouldn’t say a lot. But I’m not perfect and the public school sex education system completely failed me. – I’m trying to comfort you
in a non-judgmental way. Let’s take a look and see what’s going on. – Perfect I shaved my
entire vagina for this. – (sighs) Oh well you weren’t kidding. – Yep, I’ve prepared for this appointment more than I do for most first dates. – I’m going to ask you
about your mother now because she’s also my patient and I’m realizing your
vaginas are very similar. – She’s great, and I’m super uncomfortable
talking about my mother with my legs wide open. – I’m going to put this
freezing cold speculum inside you now and crank open your vagina. It’s going to be really uncomfortable. – Okay I’m going to look at the ceiling so I don’t make eye contact
with you while you’re inside me. Uh, you’re right, that is very cold. – Well everything looks normal
right now which is great, because you don’t sound
super sexually responsible. – I am really afraid I’m
going to queef right now. – And good news! It’s just an ingrown hair. But I’m going to do a full
check while I’m down here because I know you avoid
the gynecologist office. – (sighs) Great. I really didn’t want to
tell my sexual partner that I had an STD. I mean we haven’t even
defined the relationship yet and I still wake up early in
the morning to brush my teeth. – That sounds unhealthy. – Most of my relationships are. – So now I’m going to stick
my hand inside your body and feel your ovaries. – Ooh, this is exactly what I imagine getting probed by an alien feels like. – Well we’re all set. – It was awkward and
uncomfortable to see you. Thanks for looking at my vagina. – No problem, have a
great rest of your day. And try to pretend I didn’t
just spend the last 15 minutes digging around inside of your body. – I won’t be able to do that, bye. (mariachi music) (whip smacking)
(creaking)

100 Comments

  • Reply Mister Happy November 27, 2018 at 12:56 pm

    …so in other words this is a 2 & a half minute video of a woman bitching about a mandatory health check and expressing her 1st world feminist entitlement victim status (because she's a woman…). gotcha. and somehow this is all men's fault, right??

  • Reply Julia Skalniak December 1, 2018 at 2:12 am

    The big question……..What person decides to go into this career! Like really!
    What do you want to be when you grow up?
    Hmmmm…….A Gynecologist!

  • Reply Victoria Rojas December 14, 2018 at 1:53 am

    Dude, I started going when I was 12 and the doctor was a man. Soo nothing could be worse.

  • Reply Edina December 14, 2018 at 12:35 pm

    I don't wanna go to gyneclogist because i'm afraid the doctor will be a man..

  • Reply Mylez Crevan December 14, 2018 at 7:36 pm

    This is why I'm scared of the gynecologist.

  • Reply Khloe Hannah December 15, 2018 at 10:08 pm

    Don't you ever see that comment with like 1k Likes and that comment says: don't you ever read a comment and say, I wish I commented that.?

  • Reply Dabbing is Definitely a dead trend December 16, 2018 at 11:05 pm

    I'm really afraid to queef right now

    I died 😂😂😂😂

  • Reply Heatherlily Shiver December 16, 2018 at 11:29 pm

    So I went from sims 4 and now I’m here. How did this happen?

  • Reply Heidi Fletcher December 17, 2018 at 2:49 am

    Umm why this is scary

  • Reply Aysha Sheikh December 21, 2018 at 7:22 am

    I like doing things like this .

  • Reply Reagan Brooke December 26, 2018 at 8:24 am

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Reply DarkArts 6631 December 27, 2018 at 5:02 am

    Im honestly just terrified of anyone being around my vagina. I feel like if someone does something it would hurt. I don't even use tampons. But there should be nothing wrong with that.

  • Reply nothing lasts for ever December 27, 2018 at 6:36 pm

    I don't get the comments, what's the relation between gynecologist and being 21?!!

  • Reply Izzy Turpin December 31, 2018 at 1:08 am

    The title doesn’t make sense 😂

  • Reply life sucks December 31, 2018 at 2:10 am

    Tbh atleast she didnt moan

  • Reply *Once you rapmon you cant rapoff December 31, 2018 at 3:42 pm

    2:00 DO THEY ACTUALLY DO THAT?

  • Reply Becca Knight January 1, 2019 at 8:26 pm

    God!!!!😶
    That's all I can say

  • Reply Kaitlynn Rose January 4, 2019 at 5:15 pm

    Not to mention that fact that the lube comes out of you for the rest of the day.

  • Reply Swalla Some Bleach January 6, 2019 at 6:24 am

    Do you have to go to a gynecologist?

  • Reply Ella Osbourne January 6, 2019 at 2:59 pm

    do they actually stick their hand up there to feel the ovaries?

  • Reply April Smith January 6, 2019 at 7:05 pm

    Lol

  • Reply Grey’sAnatomyLover 123 January 6, 2019 at 7:36 pm

    This was honestly hilarious 😂

  • Reply rosenzauber January 8, 2019 at 7:01 pm

    Now I am even more anxious!

  • Reply HackerPrankerArt January 9, 2019 at 2:46 am

    Im 13 and have to go next Thursday

  • Reply Stacy Hubbard January 10, 2019 at 1:09 pm

    Random fact. The speculums aren’t actually freezing cold. They’re warmed for your comfort.

  • Reply It's Sophie January 10, 2019 at 7:31 pm

    Well, I'm luck my mom's a gynecologist

  • Reply Chu Qingyan January 15, 2019 at 9:27 am

    Umm it’s was honest not were honest

  • Reply Amber Cremeans January 16, 2019 at 12:00 am

    My first visit was at 14 and I didnt have to undress. I did get asked lots of questions and had my abdomen poked and prodded. I had to have ultra sounds and CT scans. My doctor is a male so its kinda awkward but so far I havent had my region looked at which I'm glad for but I know that one day its going to happen.

  • Reply queen Queen January 18, 2019 at 10:15 pm

    How to make woman feel horrible

  • Reply Cwhatic 29 January 20, 2019 at 4:27 am

    Im 26 and i have never gone to the gynecologist. I prefer dying before letting anyone touch me down there

  • Reply •Alex Draws stuff• January 20, 2019 at 6:35 am

    is it weird that i wished to be a male all my life?

  • Reply Melissa Dawson January 23, 2019 at 10:58 pm

    Not to mention the pap swears… "Oh, you will just feel a little pinch"… BS!!!

  • Reply Red Dae January 24, 2019 at 11:54 pm

    Yep. That about sums it up

  • Reply Jahaira Calle January 25, 2019 at 9:09 pm

    How come nobody is talking how painful it is ????

  • Reply Just Amy January 28, 2019 at 4:36 pm

    why everyone is pointing 21 y. i mean you must go to gyno when you turn 21?

  • Reply Jess Corletto January 30, 2019 at 1:13 am

    They forgot about the creepy male doctor that makes you wait in his office naked yes naked for 20mins before getting a dressing gown and completing the check this happened to my mother and made me fear going to any gynecologist thats not a female.

  • Reply Shifa Huda January 30, 2019 at 5:57 pm

    who else liked the video before it started

  • Reply Winter Time February 1, 2019 at 2:02 am

    So funny!

  • Reply Sweetsofia 18 February 1, 2019 at 6:38 pm

    Oof

  • Reply Mikey February 7, 2019 at 4:28 am

    Yeah my gynecologist and the nurse that has to be in the room, happens to have worked and both be good friends with my mom and pretty much watched me grow up since I was 4. It’s weird to see them now knowing they have seen my vagina and know about my past std. My only solace is knowing they legally can’t tell my mom any of that information.

  • Reply PyroAsura February 8, 2019 at 5:25 am

    I'm 19 and I'm going tomorrow😢😢

  • Reply Danielle ! February 11, 2019 at 3:22 am

    Every week I complain about content here. It's been getting worse weekly. But, Hello, Solorm.

  • Reply Swalla Some Bleach February 13, 2019 at 12:21 am

    I've never gone,I never will. No- one in their right mind is shoving their hand in my body and squeezing what I've got up there.

  • Reply Fireheart 243 February 16, 2019 at 5:51 am

    I would rather suffer in my private area then go to a gynacologist

  • Reply Yes, hello I like pink February 19, 2019 at 9:24 pm

    I’m honestly a little afraid to go to the gynecologist. Do they really put their whole hand inside your body? What actually happens?

  • Reply isabelle neal February 21, 2019 at 7:24 am

    that is so gross wouldn’t she need to put a mask on so she doesn’t smell all the bits and what not 😂

  • Reply Junevie Ello February 24, 2019 at 5:31 am

    Huhu I cant go there ….

  • Reply Egirlz February 28, 2019 at 2:20 am

    Are u supposed to shave or wax?

  • Reply FluFflE WaRrioR44 March 2, 2019 at 4:41 pm

    I too stare at the ceiling like it's the only thing keeping me alive. My doctor is really nice and all but i still feel reaaaally uncomfortable

  • Reply Steven H. March 3, 2019 at 4:18 pm

    Thank God i'm a man!

  • Reply Abby Salwa March 4, 2019 at 3:18 pm

    at least she was a female

  • Reply J Dubya March 6, 2019 at 5:40 am

    Wait is that not how the conversation goes

  • Reply Emily M March 7, 2019 at 4:58 am

    lol

  • Reply Youmna El Idrissi March 8, 2019 at 9:26 pm

    That's why I'm not getting pregnant…. yes…

  • Reply Slow Trendsetter March 10, 2019 at 9:07 pm

    Dude.. I'm 12 and need to go soon.. I scared now..

  • Reply Leyla Rustamova March 12, 2019 at 12:43 pm

    I’m 17 years old and I have never been to the gyno, and I’m terrified. I don’t wanna go. Like ever. I don’t trust them😂

  • Reply Queenie’s Ass March 18, 2019 at 12:03 pm

    Stole this from college humor 🥺

  • Reply Holly Aston March 19, 2019 at 9:05 am

    Or an old tampon

  • Reply Nlowxlight March 24, 2019 at 12:04 pm

    The doctor though my legs were shaking cuz I was scares….no just the window was wide open and my vagina was too

  • Reply weeboss adventurers March 25, 2019 at 8:09 pm

    my sis went and had her period on the girl

  • Reply Memenguaa' March 26, 2019 at 3:06 pm

    0:50 I’m really anxious for you to look at my vagina today LMAO

  • Reply Adrianna Michalski March 27, 2019 at 1:34 am

    this makes me wanna go to a gyno even less

  • Reply MRVlogs March 27, 2019 at 8:44 am

    ‘I’m super uncomfortable with talking about my mother with my legs open’😂

  • Reply B & A March 27, 2019 at 11:19 pm

    0:01 who else realized her eyes were blue which is rare, if they look actually blue

  • Reply HunterJoestar994 March 31, 2019 at 9:44 pm

    buzzfeed

  • Reply Nadia Vinogradova April 2, 2019 at 4:58 am

    If everyone was that talkative….

  • Reply underswap papuryus April 3, 2019 at 6:11 pm

    Here I am on the toilet watching this

  • Reply Maya Jones April 6, 2019 at 5:37 am

    Wait..they put their hand in and squeeze your ovaries! Are you KIDDING ME?! OUCH!

  • Reply whatever unicorns April 7, 2019 at 2:33 am

    the accent of the doctor is so cute omg

  • Reply Shalena Bell April 7, 2019 at 6:36 am

    This makes me never want to go

  • Reply Crazy Cat April 11, 2019 at 9:07 pm

    Recording this must have been…

  • Reply starfox gacha yt April 12, 2019 at 3:52 am

    Now I'm scared😅

  • Reply mcryourmemorywillcarryon April 12, 2019 at 2:52 pm

    oml if this isn't the realist thing I've seen in my life

  • Reply anonymous anonymous April 12, 2019 at 8:08 pm

    How tf did she get past the cervix and uterus to feel those ovaries tff

  • Reply Louisa Duarte April 13, 2019 at 7:16 am

    did anyone notice the patien's feet

  • Reply Omni Moon April 20, 2019 at 2:43 am

    I'm never going to the gyneocologist… EVER. I'll die before anyone makes me go there!!

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  • Reply sage April 21, 2019 at 11:55 am

    Doctors accent is better than my life

  • Reply NikkieH14 April 24, 2019 at 12:18 am

    I watch this video before i every visit i make there

  • Reply shazeen fatima April 25, 2019 at 2:21 pm

    I don't know why but this video made me feel so uncomfortable

  • Reply silkyyteaa April 29, 2019 at 5:08 am

    thanks for looking in my vagina

  • Reply Margaret Rosaline Petronella Sherline Beere April 29, 2019 at 7:13 pm

    I hate going to the gynaecologist
    It’s so uncomfortable ☹️

  • Reply Team Medina May 10, 2019 at 10:08 pm

    “That sounds unhealthy “
    “Most of my relationship are”

  • Reply Raven Reversal May 11, 2019 at 9:32 pm

    And then there's me. I have aspergers so I talk exactly like the patient because I literally can't help but be blunt.

  • Reply Respect My Dad June 2, 2019 at 5:19 pm

    Collage humor did this lol
    And same jokes

  • Reply jeonxmae June 11, 2019 at 2:45 pm

    like i’m not scared to go to a gynaecologist when i’m older just for some reason, where i live all the doctors are men.

  • Reply AllYouNeedIsLove 321 June 12, 2019 at 7:30 pm

    -That sounds unhealthy
    Most of my relationships are
    relatable lol

  • Reply Lulu Seatown Getdown June 13, 2019 at 4:37 am

    I was a gynecologist for Halloween 🎃 . Cut a lab coat supershort and carried around a plastic speculum! But I won first prize🏆

  • Reply AILEENCAKE G June 16, 2019 at 6:59 pm

    Do woman need to go or is it like you choose?

  • Reply Alissa Rust June 19, 2019 at 8:55 pm

    This is inappropriate
    I’m 7 watching this
    Ava is my name
    “Please don’t give me bad looks who ever you are you guys are so funny “

  • Reply Moist Tortillas June 20, 2019 at 10:09 am

    How Are You Going To See If People Have Cancer If All You're Doing Is Shoving Your Hand Up The Vagina And Squeezing The Baby Making Parts;-;

  • Reply Leia the cat demon June 26, 2019 at 5:35 am

    This sounds like a video game of some sort

  • Reply Shirley Williams July 13, 2019 at 3:03 am

    Great video

  • Reply The Nerdiest Writer July 14, 2019 at 10:27 pm

    I'm going for the first time ever in just a couple days, so I'm just watching a bunch of videos to try to prepare me. Let's just be real, nothing is going to prepare me for the feeling of violation during and afterwards😥 but it is very necessary. Try to look at it as a basic need, you want to to make sure your healthy and nothing is wrong, so it's a very good thing.

  • Reply Evangeliic July 20, 2019 at 1:20 am

    Imagine making eye contact with them…

  • Reply Sharon Pezzi July 30, 2019 at 1:58 am

    I would rather pee in a cup

  • Reply Sharon Pezzi August 5, 2019 at 1:35 am

    I love when Australian people say vagina

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  • Reply Koyari -_- August 14, 2019 at 10:25 pm

    I’m so glad I don’t have to go yet

  • Reply Janie Drummer August 15, 2019 at 2:58 am

    At least she is smart enough to allow a female Doctor not a pervert Male

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