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If Disney Princes Were Real

August 20, 2019


*Triumphant music* -Once upon a time in a far away land there lived a beautiful girl who dreamed of finding her prince. -Alas, real life is no fairy tale. Here’s why Disney princes… -Prince: So, this is love. – Would make terrible boyfriends *swish* Prince: My dad threw this party so I could meet a girl who’s… Girl: Emotionally independant… Prince: Hot, and rich like us Prince: So, will you marry me? Crowd: Awww. Girl: I think I left my straightener on. *Tripping sound* *cameraphone clicks* *Swish* *Chimes* Hey, hey, hey, hey, Hey! Girl: What are you doing? Prince: Oh, thank god I thought you were dead. Girl: Then why would you try to kiss me? Prince: Uh, hold on. Don’t try to change the subject. Who are these seven guys texting you? Girl: Uh, they’re just my roommates. *Chimes* *Dramatic music* *Swish* *girl grunts* Beast: So now that we live together we need to establish a few ground rules. Girl: Actually I’m a little hungry. Beast: You are not allowed to step foot into that side of the house. Especially my room. Ever. It is forbidden. Girl: Okay, does that include the bathroom… Beast: Also, I’m going to need to know where you are and what you’re doing at all times… Beast: Because sometimes I get lonely. Do this and I’ll release your father from my basement. Girl: You kidnapped my dad? Beast: Nailed it! Girl: Who are you talking to? *Chimes* *ocean sounds* *soft flute music* Eric: Uh, excuse me, miss? Have you seen my girlfriend? Girl: Eric, it’s me. Eric: You look familiar. Wait, I follow you on Twitter right? Girl: You don’t remember the crazy lady you stabbed with a boat for me? Eric: I think I know what the love of my life looks like. Girl: Even your dog knows it’s me. Eric: Let me get my dog back. Reina? Where’d you go? *piano music* Naveen: Oooh, sorry babe. Think you can spot me? Girl: Again? Naveen: My parents just cut me off. Girl: No you need to get a job. Naveen: Hahaha! I got a job Naveen: My music. You woke up like that. You woke up like that. Flawless. Girl: You know what? Have fun making love to your mini guitar. Naveen: It’s a Ukelele. Naveen: Can I at least borrow your car to get home. Girl: Take the bus! Naveen: *sings* You’re so fancy. You already know. *Chimes* Girl: Wait, your name is not Ali? *Dramatic music* Aladin: *sings* Prince Ali, no Aladin, yeah that’s me a compulsive liar, someone who plunders. Girl: Uh, why are you singing? Aladin: *Sings* I told you what you wanted to hear to get inside your cave of wonders Girl: My cave of what now? Aladin: The mansion we slept in is one that I crept in, the way I get laid is through deceit. Girl: Who are you people? Aladin: The car that we road in was one that I’d stolen but who needs a ride when you live on the street? Girl: You’re homeless? Aladin: That monkey you swear follows us everywhere is my one and only friend *Monkey howls* *Chimes* *Chinese music* Girl: So yeah, I’ve had the absolute worst luck with dating lately. How about you? Shang: This is a little awkward. I kind of thought you were a dude. Girl: Excuse me? Shang: It’s just from certain angles, and your hair is pulled back in these photos. Girl: I have boobs. Shang: Yeah, sorry. I guess I made a man out of you. Prince: I have been looking everywhere for you. Girl: You know what? I’m done with Disney princes. Being single never bothered me anyway. Narrator: And she lived happily ever after. Prince: Why does this always keep happening to me? Shang: Hey, how you doin’? Beast: Ladies love it when you kidnap their fathers. Beast: I’m gonna build her a library if you know what I mean. And by that I mean I’m actually going to build a library. Girl: Seriously, who are you talking to? Beast: I’m talking to Lumiere! *Mock Disney music*

99 Comments

  • Reply Katelyn M June 2, 2019 at 11:58 am

    My Disney crush is Aladdin and all thought out the live action adaptation I was thinking to myself that "damn this guy is hot" if that's how Aladdin would really look and he totally did look like him (probably why I thought he is hot in the live action film because of my Disney crush on Aladdin) then I would date Aladdin anytime. Even though i love him with Jasmine

  • Reply Denni June 2, 2019 at 2:50 pm

    The beast makes me wet

  • Reply Eva Midori June 3, 2019 at 2:00 pm

    ..c est nul x)

  • Reply shauna mether June 4, 2019 at 9:06 am

    Eugene!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Reply Chubbykittens Kawiiunicornsquad June 5, 2019 at 12:27 am

    That Aladdin guy was so frickin cute, especially those abs.

  • Reply Sierra Lela’s Channel June 6, 2019 at 8:33 am

    Yes ugene πŸ˜‚β€οΈ

  • Reply I kick life's ass June 7, 2019 at 9:42 pm

    You mean if Disney princesses were feminist lesbians

  • Reply Ella Spokes June 8, 2019 at 7:00 am

    Ok, this was a ORIGInAL BUZFEED

  • Reply Mint June 8, 2019 at 7:07 am

    This has been in my recommendation for years eventhough i watched it already

  • Reply brianna mcmahon June 8, 2019 at 9:17 pm

    Sleeping Beauty is the best. Flirting 101

  • Reply scary spaghet June 8, 2019 at 10:38 pm

    How did they find so many hot guys???

  • Reply Kianna London June 9, 2019 at 5:12 am

    Did he really just throw that joey line.only Joe can do it and end up with a chick in his bed.

  • Reply Pusheen The Cat June 9, 2019 at 5:43 am

    I love that Eugene sang the Aladdin part lol

  • Reply BLACKPINKISTHEREVOLUTION FUCKYOUROPPA June 10, 2019 at 9:07 am

    Nobody:
    No one:
    Not even a single soul:

    Man in this video : 0:55
    this is how to wake a fainting person

  • Reply Ariana June 10, 2019 at 8:31 pm

    When I saw Eugene I thought, "I hope he doesn't act like a straight guy" then he didn't! I'm happy with that.

  • Reply Dy Dy June 11, 2019 at 11:47 am

    Eugene as Shang then doing the Joey Tribbiani line had me in a fit of laughter!!!
    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Reply Shantanu Shinde June 13, 2019 at 12:40 am

    Well if Disney Princess existed in modern world Florian would have a trip to jail as Snow White was actually a around 14

  • Reply Shayori Halder June 13, 2019 at 5:36 am

    Excuse me, Naveen is Brown and Indian not black !!! After years of struggle you get one slice of representation and that is also taken away. Way to go buzzfeed.

  • Reply Ramenpeople June 13, 2019 at 3:43 pm

    The thumbnail to creepy lel

  • Reply ZeroTWO June 13, 2019 at 6:13 pm

    Snow White is 14,

    THE PRINCE IS N O N C E

  • Reply Felicity Fox June 14, 2019 at 3:11 am

    The Aladdin segment was tgdlm plus twisted

  • Reply Draco Malfoy June 14, 2019 at 6:43 am

    EUGENE!!!

  • Reply ZuccStain June 14, 2019 at 11:23 am

    the thumbnail is scawy

  • Reply XxLoriplayzxX June 14, 2019 at 4:12 pm

    Princes πŸ˜‘πŸ€£

  • Reply Gina G June 16, 2019 at 8:35 am

    lol this video aged well…Eugene….<3

  • Reply Maria Sibiceanu June 16, 2019 at 7:22 pm

    =)))) Lmao

  • Reply Twiggysiren June 17, 2019 at 1:51 am

    Ali wow.

  • Reply Natalie S ahgase June 17, 2019 at 5:13 pm

    I'm back to this video after watching eugene's videoo

  • Reply David Nguyen June 17, 2019 at 6:04 pm

    Turns out Eugene was actually gay!! So proud of him 😊

  • Reply Tea_Spillled Tea June 18, 2019 at 6:52 pm

    β€œI think I left my straightener home” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Reply Zrdgrjrfccdhjzr Jilzdsfegnzrvbu June 19, 2019 at 12:50 am

    The guy from this frog movie was to black to represent this creole prince from the movie his face is absolutely not so beautiful like in the animation sorry for that but not blacks looks the same

  • Reply Adrian Nadler June 19, 2019 at 3:58 pm

    EUGENE

  • Reply Denay Venter June 21, 2019 at 9:44 am

    Cool πŸŒ‡

  • Reply adisson maddison June 22, 2019 at 6:39 pm

    2014:nope
    2015:nope
    2016:nope
    2017:nope
    2018:nope
    2019:HELL YES

  • Reply Savanna Pierce June 22, 2019 at 9:27 pm

    Ahh but now Eugene came out as gay!!!

  • Reply Indoraptor Animates 2 June 23, 2019 at 12:58 am

    This got 75 mil views,I am shooketh.

  • Reply agnieszka achufusi June 23, 2019 at 1:19 am

    This video is soooo iconic 🀩

  • Reply Lucky Lex June 23, 2019 at 8:09 am

    2014 Eugene foreshadowing 2019

  • Reply Nirmal Dhungana June 23, 2019 at 9:25 am

    The Aladdin guy looks like the villain from the real life Aladdin movie

  • Reply Kimberly Lopez June 23, 2019 at 1:41 pm

    Now with Eugene coming out video… πŸ’―

  • Reply Mira Aljarrah June 23, 2019 at 10:10 pm

    Aladdin is always the best

  • Reply Mira Aljarrah June 23, 2019 at 10:11 pm

    Hey… how you doin'? . JOEY πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Reply Lucas Gray June 24, 2019 at 2:36 am

    β€œMy cave of what now?”

    The Aladdin guy was hot

    And she was not expecting the song

  • Reply Lucas Gray June 24, 2019 at 2:37 am

    β€œWho are you people?”

  • Reply Dango Dango June 24, 2019 at 1:07 pm

    They're all handsome like real prince 😍β™₯️

  • Reply Dango Dango June 24, 2019 at 1:07 pm

    They're all handsome like real prince 😍β™₯️
    And the "Hey how are u doing" at the end haha πŸ˜‚β™₯️πŸ”₯

  • Reply MadDog Hatter June 26, 2019 at 7:36 pm

    The snow-white one though….hahaha…

  • Reply april beauseau June 26, 2019 at 8:49 pm

    This is too rad bro

  • Reply LPdedicated June 28, 2019 at 11:28 pm

    Friendly reminder that it's Eugene singing in the Prince Ali sequence.

    He's annoyingly talented.

  • Reply An Awkward_ Writer June 29, 2019 at 9:29 am

    Eugene is perfect for shang XD

  • Reply Contradiction June 29, 2019 at 8:28 pm

    lol

  • Reply DrizzyPuffs June 29, 2019 at 8:44 pm

    Eugene came out as gay too so this makes too much sense! Lol

  • Reply Blake Williamson July 1, 2019 at 2:17 pm

    β€œHow you doin”

  • Reply Samantha Kirby July 2, 2019 at 9:27 am

    Omfg Eugene at the end tho!

  • Reply Alice Moldi July 3, 2019 at 11:20 am

    The Alladin guy is absolutely 10/10πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

  • Reply Jkksksksowk9028 July 3, 2019 at 8:48 pm

    I thought the girl in thumbnail was keith from the try guys

  • Reply Jameerul Sr. July 5, 2019 at 4:40 am

    Prince Ali is sooo hawt.

  • Reply alguien uwu July 6, 2019 at 3:28 pm

    Dama G te copio la miniatura xd

  • Reply Luna Ranger July 7, 2019 at 6:10 pm

    This has been in my recommendations for YEARS. Never watched it until now

  • Reply Pranab Debnath July 8, 2019 at 11:29 am

    Sooooo funny yrπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Reply asurasura23 July 9, 2019 at 5:50 am

    I just realized the candle was lumiere hahaha

  • Reply karlstein July 10, 2019 at 9:09 am

    All of these guys are extremely hot wtf

  • Reply Khan Skywalker July 12, 2019 at 8:43 am

    Shang killed me BAHAHAHA!

  • Reply michelle cunningham July 13, 2019 at 4:17 am

    Raelly beezfeed you made him hit her boob wow

  • Reply Pansy Flower July 13, 2019 at 5:06 am

    i was watching another dirty room how did i get here

  • Reply Jaime LgBitchT July 13, 2019 at 7:23 am

    BACK IN 2014 AND NOBODY ACKNOWLEDGED EUGENE BEING GAY IN THIS!?

  • Reply No. You. July 14, 2019 at 12:24 am

    3:50
    5 years after us trying to find out if Eugene is gay or not, it's confirmed he is.

  • Reply Flam Flamy July 16, 2019 at 3:13 am

    Nice spelling in the title

  • Reply Vanessa Busra July 16, 2019 at 6:37 pm

    Best creepiest Disney stroy re-creat ever… I like this soo much… Best part is Aladin…

  • Reply j-hobivankenobi July 19, 2019 at 4:04 pm

    snowhite was 13 years old.

  • Reply Sunshine July 22, 2019 at 2:07 am

    Here because its top on the list of most popular so … obviously its a banger 😏

  • Reply Chelsea Simbolon July 23, 2019 at 9:47 am

    Shang? Bro

  • Reply Lily Gleeful July 24, 2019 at 10:50 pm

    Just be gayyyyy
    coff Elsa coff

  • Reply Lula Brooke July 26, 2019 at 8:30 am

    So not only did eugene produce this video he was shang AND sang alis song!!

  • Reply Alex is Wierd July 26, 2019 at 11:40 pm

    β€œGet into your cave of wonders”

    Made me laugh so hard
    πŸ™‚πŸ˜€πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ’€πŸ‘»πŸ‘½

  • Reply HoEs MaD July 27, 2019 at 7:06 am

    Shang is a possible gay prince uwo

  • Reply wooloo wooloo July 27, 2019 at 2:17 pm

    Snow white is supposed to be 14.and that's illegal

  • Reply Logan Allaire July 27, 2019 at 10:37 pm

    Let’s see how feminist this is

  • Reply BTS β€’β€’Vβ€’β€’ Love July 31, 2019 at 9:58 am

    Being single never bothered me anyway πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

  • Reply goblinondrums July 31, 2019 at 5:54 pm

    Yeah this is pretty much why I hate women, this woman would be more satisfied with a Banana and her cellphone the rest of her life than try and find a real "Prince Charming"

  • Reply Rollito de sushi August 4, 2019 at 3:03 pm

    Mamas

  • Reply zΞ±ck August 6, 2019 at 2:28 pm

    yes because every prince is a misogynistic pig lmao

  • Reply Ruth Alber August 8, 2019 at 5:49 am

    Okay that's real Disney Princess Snow White guys are creeping me out layout I'm wondering if she's thinking what's this man's intentions and why does he have bad breath I don't know what you're going to kill me more apple or his breath

  • Reply Pit X Roxas August 8, 2019 at 6:17 pm

    I have boobs

  • Reply Meech Todd August 8, 2019 at 6:47 pm

    So only the black prince is unemployed πŸ€”

  • Reply Kkot Bee August 8, 2019 at 11:54 pm

    Here, Eugene actually playing portraying himself. Love.

  • Reply Brookie Cookie August 9, 2019 at 1:23 am

    Damn I really miss the old buzzfeed

  • Reply Judy Saghir August 11, 2019 at 6:57 am

    Prince Naveen is not black
    He’s latino

  • Reply Ultimate Memes Guy August 11, 2019 at 10:25 am

    Every buzzfeed video portrays men as misogynistic, arrogant, womanising and controlling

  • Reply Mrs Chonce August 11, 2019 at 6:13 pm

    Where the hell do you find all those hot guys

  • Reply The Gorgon August 12, 2019 at 4:32 am

    Why is Snow White’s prince have red lips

  • Reply Idiot Chan August 12, 2019 at 8:06 am

    2014: no!
    2015: nah
    2016: no! she won’t like it
    2017: maybe
    2018: hmmm
    2019: yeah let’s put this on the recommendations!

  • Reply B S August 12, 2019 at 8:39 pm

    The girl playing the princess has such an annoying way of talking

  • Reply RobinTheNightOwl !!! August 13, 2019 at 7:39 pm

    Hey, How you doin’?

  • Reply Sophie Kinsella August 14, 2019 at 11:51 am

    Anyone else think the thumbnail was hannah stocking

  • Reply Caleb Ferguson August 15, 2019 at 1:59 am

    Was this actually supposed to be funny

  • Reply Anorexic Gacha August 17, 2019 at 8:02 am

    Eugene is gay xD

  • Reply Luuk Christenhuzs August 18, 2019 at 12:48 pm

    bruh

  • Reply Artfrom: Heart August 18, 2019 at 10:34 pm

    If disney princes were real, one of them would definitely be Park Jimin.

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