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How To Make Your Throat Sore | 5 NON-SICKENING METHODS

October 24, 2019


Hello Boys and Girls. In this video, I’m going to be showing you
how to make your throat sore. Now according to VidIQ’s Keyword Research
Tool, the term, “how to make your throat sore,” is searched about fifteen thousand times per
month in YouTube. You know what that mean? It means that there’s fifteen thousand of
you searching this term every month. You’re part of the problem. Okay. You’re the reason this video is happening. I hope you’re proud of yourself. You know what before I role the logo, let
me just explain something. Why do you actually want to make your throat
sore? Okay, if you’re trying to fake a sore throat,
just say it’s sore. People will believe you. I guess we’re doing this. Role the logo. “Queries of the Interweb.” How’s it going guys, Joel here and I amusingly
answer questions that are searched for every single day on the Interweb. I’m going to be uploading other types of content
too. In fact, my last upload was a comedy sketch
I made, so if you want to make some negative comments about my acting skills, go ahead
and check it out. Let’s talk about how to make your throat sore. Now in this video, I’m not going to be telling
you about ways where you can get an infection or get a virus. Okay, yes. If you get sick for real, like a cold or a
virus or, flu or something, a lot of the times, you’ll get a sore throat along with it. I did make a video on how to give yourself
a cold, okay. So if you want to go that route, feel free
to check out that video. The ways that I’m going to be showing you
to make your throat sore are ways that involve straining your throat. Okay, so you won’t actually be getting sick
for this method, okay. You’ll just be straining your throat. So the first thing you’re going to do, is
you’re going to take a long cylindrical-shaped object, and you’re going to shove it down
your throat. Oh, sorry. Wrong, wrong script. Uh, that’s for a different uh… a different
shoot, um… So the first way you’re going to make your
throat sore is, drinking large gulps of liquid okay. Whenever you drink a liquid, wether it be
water, soda, you know, apple juice, whatever you’re into, make sure the gulps are big alright. It’s going to hurt a little bit when you swallow. Be careful. You don’t want to choke all right? And I definitely don’t recommend doing this
with solid food, but if you take large gulps and swallow them… something like this. As you can see that strains your throat a
little bit. Depending on how much water you can hold in
your stomach will depend on how many times you can do this. The second way to strain your throat to make
it hurt is, scream into a pillow. Now you don’t necessarily have to scream into
a pillow. I guess you could just go outside and scream
into the night, like a wolf, howl at the moon. Screaming into a pillow just ensures that
no one hears you. Unless you live out in the countryside by
yourself and can just scream as loud as you can and no one, I repeat, no one will hear
you scream. If you live in that type of situation, hit
me up. I’d like to come visit you sometime. But obviously this is going to put stress
on your vocal chords and it’s going to make your throat a little sore after a while. A third method for how to make your throat
hurt is cough. Cough until it hurts, okay. Even if you don’t have a real cough, just
cough. However you cough, you know. Kind of like that screaming, this is gonna
put a lot of stress on your throat, a lot of strain. So don’t be afraid to do it until your voice
hurts, well, do be afraid because it’s probably not a good idea. A fourth way to make your throat hurt is to
dry out your throat. Don’t be drinking anything. Dehydration can do a lot of things to you. Dehydration will definitely dry out your throat. Don’t drink water. You maybe want to pop some salt pills or eat
some salt. I don’t know, but dehydration is going to
make your throat hurt. It might also help you lose your voice. I’ve done a video on that too. This fifth and final way I’m going to show
you on how to make your throat sore it, reflux, Acid Reflux okay. Whenever you regurgitate food that’s already
been in your stomach, a little bit of stomach acid comes up as well. That can irritate your throat. What are some foods that can cause heart burn
or acid reflux? Well, alcohol, coffee, biting into a raw-ass
onion. I’ve done it before. It’s not very pleasant. Maybe take a swig of apple cider vinegar? You know, whatever, whatever you want to do
to yourself. You could also take the pukey twins here and
you can finger yourself. Like, make yourself puke. I made a video on that too. You can go check it out. Now that you know how to make your throat
hurt, go ahead and make fun of my acting skills by checking out this video up here. I’ll see you guys in the next video. Peace!

100 Comments

  • Reply Queries Of The Interweb February 4, 2018 at 8:48 pm

    Nothing like a nice Sore Throat to kick off your morning. What's your favorite symptom?

  • Reply Park Chaeyoung August 31, 2018 at 8:36 am

    To make my throat sore, I tried eating a whole Ice Tray…. But It didn't work….

  • Reply majesticlia September 2, 2018 at 3:11 am

    I hope this work! Cause if not im gonna sing in music!!

  • Reply Moutandew boi September 8, 2018 at 1:14 am

    Before I burnt my thrift kind of by eating a sausage roll right out of the oven lol I couldn’t speak or eat properly for like 2 weeks

  • Reply jessi i September 12, 2018 at 9:12 pm

    If you keep on swallowing if will dry out ur throat

  • Reply Ifeelbetter Iguess September 17, 2018 at 7:10 am

    I saw this so I won’t go to school

  • Reply Sky_Beast71 :[] September 24, 2018 at 3:41 am

    BBQ gives me heartburn

  • Reply Bloxy September 28, 2018 at 12:37 am

    Reply to me or I will make your lungs explode

  • Reply MissIntervention September 30, 2018 at 10:04 am

    COUCUucuCHchHGHhhhHHhhhHHHHHHHHH

  • Reply The Talkalot show October 2, 2018 at 2:57 am

    Cool

  • Reply Katie L October 2, 2018 at 5:20 pm

    This is what happens when u had a sore throat and u tell ur mum to get soothers and then when she calls you to go get them it already goes ?

  • Reply Krully._. October 3, 2018 at 4:46 am

    “Drink big gulps of water”

    One minute later…

    “Don’t drink any water”
    ???

  • Reply xX**Noob Potato**Xx October 14, 2018 at 7:02 pm

    this actually works, Thanks! no school tomorrow here I come!

  • Reply Thomas Lowry October 17, 2018 at 7:14 am

    having a sore throat is the worst part of being sick wtf

  • Reply Boglegirl707 October 21, 2018 at 11:54 pm

    I do not see why some would want to make there throat sore on purpose because I am sick right now an I have a sore throat and it is terrible I hate it that is why I hate winter

  • Reply xHayleePlayz October 29, 2018 at 3:31 am

    I'm gonna go throw up in a second, do not try all of these at once while you are already sick. Not good idea- AHHHHHH BRB

  • Reply Petrol Opossum November 2, 2018 at 10:59 am

    or you could eat my schools burgers with "cheddar cheese" in them for acid reflex sure gives me acid reflex

  • Reply //Moca Coffee// November 8, 2018 at 2:58 pm

    Good i can do the first one-

  • Reply Paradox Steve November 11, 2018 at 10:41 pm

    Breath in cold air

  • Reply empty :/ November 18, 2018 at 10:32 pm

    Today I was fake sicking cause I didn't want to do a test. Thanks?

  • Reply Viergena Joseph November 26, 2018 at 8:20 am

    Perks of being bulimic is having a bloody throat with flem always clogging your throat with a messed up gagging reflex

  • Reply Chloe Byrne November 28, 2018 at 4:35 am

    OMG THANK YOU im sick already but im getting better so i want to stay "sick" and NO MORE SCHOOL

  • Reply WeirdASMR Videos November 28, 2018 at 10:23 pm

    I want to get sick so I can go to the hospital

  • Reply whatever _ December 1, 2018 at 2:19 pm

    Drink big gulps of liquid and stay dehydrated?

  • Reply Light Coyote December 3, 2018 at 8:47 am

    I have strep throat and it is not fun I wish I did not have it

  • Reply Malayia’s Life December 4, 2018 at 2:00 pm

    Who would make this like?

  • Reply Blayze 14 December 10, 2018 at 2:01 am

    And shove it down your thought!

    Wrong strip

  • Reply Olive Love December 10, 2018 at 4:13 pm

    I threw up after i dronk a big sip

  • Reply A Weirdo December 10, 2018 at 10:49 pm

    I’m scared that my parents will take me to the doctor

  • Reply Littlemixfan456 Bestgroupever December 19, 2018 at 8:54 pm

    I uhh ….. I uh I-I screamed into the pillow a-and it was uh uh …..loud and m-my brother asked Wut happened ?

  • Reply toexist l December 20, 2018 at 10:42 pm

    Who said I’m going to do this HUH? I’m just curious… that’s it… … …

  • Reply AnAbundanceofFoxes January 5, 2019 at 3:31 am

    i saw an ad for a cough stopping pill right before this video

  • Reply Rhea Mendoza January 8, 2019 at 11:47 am

    You're funny

  • Reply Cortez 13 January 22, 2019 at 5:56 am

    Ur like half albino

  • Reply Lickle Karma January 29, 2019 at 2:29 am

    Welp I'mma get ready! Cant wait to not go to school

  • Reply Nawal Abdullah January 30, 2019 at 4:23 pm

    Omg this guy looks like tired of his own life and looking a way to die?

  • Reply GTA Guy February 2, 2019 at 8:54 pm

    It’s dumb that you want to make ur throat sore

  • Reply sprinkle apple 15 Morgan adventures February 5, 2019 at 1:31 am

    Says shuff cylinder in throat runs to get get toilet paper roll and shove down say wait nvm chokes l???

  • Reply Unicorn Imagination February 6, 2019 at 12:34 pm

    THANK YOU NO SCHOOL YAY

  • Reply Zqppy February 6, 2019 at 5:18 pm

    Watching this coughing, scared me

  • Reply ty track February 7, 2019 at 5:51 pm

    I already have a sore throat. The sad thing is, my mum and dad say “still going to school” like FINE IF U WANT ME TO GET EVERYONE SICK I WILL

  • Reply Jo Rye February 10, 2019 at 8:19 pm

    I search this bc it sounds rlly cool when I have a hoarse voice I sound high which makes me cool skskskkKKSKSK

  • Reply Ashy 4 life February 11, 2019 at 4:18 am

    My throat hurts right now and I think it’s sore so I care here just to figure out how it got sore ?

  • Reply RooLooMoo February 12, 2019 at 7:12 am

    I got sore throat just watching this video jk I have strep

  • Reply Chicken Gaming February 13, 2019 at 2:29 am

    WTH I just took a few big gulps of water before you said that

  • Reply A living Microwave February 14, 2019 at 3:49 am

    Any one who want to fake sickness to skip school this is want I gather ?

    1.get onions and cut them and rub them on you arm pits

    2.go to bed and wake up,tell your mom(or dad) you don’t feel good

    3. Fake gaging and run in the bathroom make yourself puke

    4.after you convince your parents your sick go somewhere where your alone and scream into a pillow

    5. More onions and…pretend to rest in a bed or somewhere comfortable to trick your parents

    6.(optional) fake puking for the rest of the day maybe if you actually rested you could play games at night when everyone is sleeping

    7. Your free of school and yeah….

    If anyone found this useful or worked please let me know you don’t have to like just tell me if it worked for you ?

  • Reply V Hufflepuff February 25, 2019 at 8:04 pm

    Imagine if you save this vid and ur mom sees it……

  • Reply samuelle February 26, 2019 at 12:13 pm

    i watched this because i have an oral group presentation that’s more than 50% of my grade and like i don’t even know what to do.

  • Reply Big B Gming Yt February 26, 2019 at 6:21 pm

    Rip the people who actually paused at cylinder down your throat an actually did it

  • Reply rickyg64 February 28, 2019 at 12:34 am

    Layla OMG REALLY!

  • Reply Madelyn Phillips March 1, 2019 at 2:37 am

    My cough like a barking seal

  • Reply Snow Blind March 2, 2019 at 6:32 am

    ummmm why

  • Reply tikiteamaker March 3, 2019 at 3:07 pm

    Could white vinegar Work

  • Reply Over the Top March 4, 2019 at 6:56 am

    Thanks now I can trick my friends into thinking I give real good head

    I’m a guy

  • Reply Potato Love March 6, 2019 at 10:01 am

    Ope wrong video i thought thie video was about to get rid of sore throat

  • Reply Cr1 Scyth3 March 8, 2019 at 10:57 am

    My parents believe me only when I have a sore throat. I need professional stratz

  • Reply xxemilymay March 17, 2019 at 11:26 pm

    I have a throat infection from drinking to much water my mum gave me a puffer to make it feel better. And now I have to go to a doctors appointment and it’s going away so..I don’t want to go to the doctors with nothing wrong with me?

  • Reply Bugsy1108 March 18, 2019 at 1:03 am

    I got a sore throat by sleeping with my mouth open and I always do that and NOW it had to come

  • Reply Ikikktwkrwkurwrk Hdushshd March 21, 2019 at 10:21 am

    “Don’t Choke alright”

    immideatly chokes and almost dies and has to stay home because she got liquid in her lungs and has to go to the hospital
    🙂

  • Reply Mantas Brazauskas March 28, 2019 at 8:49 pm

    Beatbox thats why

  • Reply Leah Omg April 2, 2019 at 8:39 pm

    You actually give me the best ways to skipped school thanks buddy

  • Reply Akong Aquino April 8, 2019 at 6:24 am

    I laughed so hard, when you said "get a long cylinder object and shove it down your throat"! ??

  • Reply •ᴛᴏᴀsᴛʏ ᴍɪʟᴋ• April 10, 2019 at 1:08 am

    I did a really forceful cough and now I taste blood…shit
    i did something wrong

  • Reply Hi im Trash April 17, 2019 at 2:55 am

    Is it just me or is he on either meth or crack

  • Reply ThisLittleGirl2019 Secret April 23, 2019 at 6:26 pm

    Well i already have a nasty sore throat but i need it MORE WORSER AND IN COUGHING ALOT (I have it real so it makes me coughs and hurts)

    Edit: 1 month ago was the best time to do it GOOD AND SADLY I DONT HAVE IT but its start to hurt me alittle??

    EDIT:

  • Reply our world April 24, 2019 at 2:45 am

    Can u do how to make your self throw up

  • Reply Natsuki Gameplays! April 24, 2019 at 9:40 pm

    I watched this to skip,y music classes

  • Reply Elena Pamporova May 4, 2019 at 5:39 am

    I am watching this video because I want to skip school

  • Reply Sofie dossi Fanpage May 9, 2019 at 4:19 am

    Who else is here because something embarrassing happened at school and don’t want to go to school tommrow

  • Reply ABC DEFG May 13, 2019 at 11:41 am

    I eat raw onion anyway as a snack

  • Reply Ajpw Woofels June 7, 2019 at 12:58 am

    So my throat was hurting one day and it hurt A LOT so my mum made a doctor appointment today for my throat and it just stoped hurting like wtf.

    But this worked very well u saved my life XD

    ty ?

  • Reply Numa Hang June 9, 2019 at 11:52 am

    I sure feel like im gonna vomit

  • Reply six toez June 14, 2019 at 10:56 pm

    Oh make fun of u for a comedie show? Okay your head looks like a door knob

  • Reply George Armstrong June 19, 2019 at 4:18 am

    Here's a easy route to a sore throat: Don't drink water.

  • Reply Kiera W June 22, 2019 at 6:17 pm

    It’s summer and I want to be lazy but my mom won’t let me, I need this

  • Reply Julia Abraham July 2, 2019 at 9:21 pm

    Am I the only one that finds the sound of a sore throat sexy

  • Reply Tamiah Sills July 16, 2019 at 1:36 pm

    I need a day off school I had a fight with my ex best friend the other week and she death stares me during class and I just need a break from it

  • Reply Papi Jayda July 23, 2019 at 1:40 am

    Or put water in your noise ALOT it will make your throat hurt

  • Reply Purified Water August 15, 2019 at 3:58 am

    I once had a sore throat so bad I cried cuz of the pain…. fun times

  • Reply Crazy Doc August 22, 2019 at 5:16 am

    Hey guys, I’m pretty late, but one way I found to get a sore throat very fast and make it actually hurt, is eat lots of barbecue chips. All the seasoning and the texture of the chips will hurt your throat. I did it and my throat hurts now.

  • Reply Nezuko Kamado August 26, 2019 at 6:05 am

    I got my tonsils taken out so when I do get a sore throat I won’t actually die due to chocking on my own saliva

  • Reply Hypercuz August 31, 2019 at 10:17 pm

    im watching this cuz my voice is hot when its sore

  • Reply avocatoe sophie September 2, 2019 at 11:51 pm

    i have a sore throat but i want more sore throat lmaoaoao

  • Reply DEMONICFIEND JR September 11, 2019 at 4:01 am

    I threw up while coughing and screaming… thats one way to do it

  • Reply Simon Smith September 16, 2019 at 4:03 pm

    this is stupid

  • Reply Cash Baker fan page September 16, 2019 at 5:01 pm

    I’m only watching this cause I don’t wanna go to school tomorrow

  • Reply ¿ D E P P R E S E D ¿ September 17, 2019 at 11:47 pm

    Thank you for the tips!

    does tips

    Me:screams

    My mom:what the fuck are you doin?!

  • Reply ItzVoid September 19, 2019 at 7:49 am

    Take your two fingers here… And finger yourself. WTF XD

  • Reply jisung lee September 19, 2019 at 5:00 pm

    doing this bc i don't wanna sing ASKJSD

  • Reply Megan Barnett September 27, 2019 at 4:01 am

    What if your mom wants to take you to the doctor??

  • Reply S.r. 3a October 1, 2019 at 6:54 pm

    Why I found him annoying

  • Reply S.r. 3a October 1, 2019 at 6:54 pm

    Why I found him annoying

  • Reply Itsashle S October 4, 2019 at 2:24 am

    Um I’m here because I wanted to get strep throat but they all kept saying a cure ughhhh ?

  • Reply Raul Escorza October 10, 2019 at 2:36 pm

    This dude is a creep

  • Reply Jovana Banjac October 14, 2019 at 10:07 pm

    I’m searching this cuz I don’t wanna lie to my mom lmao

  • Reply ReMeDy October 15, 2019 at 4:24 am

    Diarrhea tutorial plez

  • Reply Kim seok jin October 17, 2019 at 2:36 am

    You can finger yourself ?

  • Reply Isabella Vlogs October 21, 2019 at 6:14 pm

    Okay this worked to good

  • Reply Somethingelse_ YT October 23, 2019 at 10:19 am

    It worked

  • Reply Somethingelse_ YT October 23, 2019 at 10:27 am

    I have a better method , so put some water at the back of ur throat then put ur finger at the back of ur throat then cough

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