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How To Lose Your Voice | 4 Easy Ways!

October 23, 2019


Hello boys and girls. If you watch my videos then chances are you
make a lot of bad decisions. In this video. I’m going to be showing you how to lose your
voice, which is probably a very good decision for you considering the fact that nobody wants
to hear you speak anyways. “Queries of the Interweb.” How’s it going guys. My name is Joel and I amusingly answer questions
that are searched for every single day on the internet. If this is your first time here, feel free
to hit that subscribe button so that you don’t miss anything. With that out of the way, let’s talk about
how to lose your voice. This first method I’m going to share with
you is the dehydration method. It’s exactly what it sounds like. Don’t drink any water. Make yourself dehydrated. Singers, speakers, before they go onstage,
they always drink a glass of water. A lot of them take the water on stage with
them because it helps ease their vocal chords. So don’t drink any water. You’ll start to sound like a pathetic guy
who needs a drink of water. Another way to dry out your throat so you
lose your voice is to leave your mouth open. Some of you probably do that already so this
shouldn’t be hard for you. When you go to sleep, sleep with your mouth
open. There’s going to be a little bit of drool
but your throat will dry out. If you can kind of make yourself look natural
with your mouth open throughout the day, go for it and don’t make eye contact with anyone
while you have your mouth open ’cause you will definitely look like a creep. Hey man how’s it going, you want to hang out? Hey girl. How you doing? This next method is pretty obvious. Yell, talk, scream, okay. Wherever you can use your voice, don’t give
your vocal chords a rest. You ever been at a soccer game, a football
game, a baseball game and you’re yelling your heart out and then you realize after it’s
over that you can’t speak? Or you were partying too hard one night and
just cheering your way through several kegs of beer and then you can’t talk the next day? Yeah, you keep that up, you’ll definitely
lose your voice. This final method I’ll share with you here
on how to lose your voice is to consume dairy and acidic liquids, things like lemon, vinegar
and milk, those things increase the amount of phlegm in your throat. In fact if you take a shot of apple cider
vinegar, that’s going to pretty much get you coughing right away and it could very well
help you lose your voice. Don’t say I didn’t warn you! Well boys and girls, now you know how to lose
your voice. Your voice may be gone now but you can still
click on that subscribe button. Let’s make some bad decisions together. I’ll see you guys in the next video. Peace!

100 Comments

  • Reply Queries Of The Interweb September 2, 2017 at 6:20 pm

    Learn how to lose your voice. #goodlifechoices

  • Reply wheres my wig May 29, 2019 at 6:31 am

    I didn’t drink water and pulled a muscle

  • Reply Weirdo eve May 31, 2019 at 5:37 pm

    I talk all the time and literally never drink I have never lost my voice in my life and I’m older then 10

  • Reply YungBootymuncher June 1, 2019 at 6:47 pm

    I'm doing this so i don't have to sing in choir

  • Reply • Lil Mochi • June 3, 2019 at 8:43 pm

    I'm here cuz I HATE it when the teacher asks me a question in front of the class without me putting my hand up! I wanna lose mah voice so I don't have to deal with her -_-

  • Reply Jimin got no jams June 4, 2019 at 8:33 pm

    This is an excuse not to go to school

  • Reply harmony June 5, 2019 at 1:17 pm

    what am i doing with my life

  • Reply MidnightRage June 5, 2019 at 8:15 pm

    Tutorials 100

  • Reply Papi San June 7, 2019 at 6:42 am

    Why does this dood keep going off to the side? Like wth

  • Reply BeckyWalls Xo June 13, 2019 at 6:51 pm

    i’m only here because i have an english presentation tomorrow and i don’t wanna do it so my mates can do it for me if i loose my voice

  • Reply Strqwbxrry June 14, 2019 at 7:53 am

    I’m still watching this it’s summer ???

  • Reply six toez June 14, 2019 at 10:11 pm

    Or u could wipe your mouth with tissue

  • Reply Zedeye June 15, 2019 at 4:31 am

    Or just vape

  • Reply qzxyx June 18, 2019 at 11:52 am

    I just dont want to talk to people

  • Reply SCP-147 June 19, 2019 at 4:18 am

    is being sick work ?

  • Reply jenny_ gacha girl June 19, 2019 at 3:59 pm

    I want to lose my voice for no reason LOL

  • Reply xriiju June 25, 2019 at 1:11 am

    I have a sore throat and hoarse voice right right now so that will increase my chances of losing my voice for sure B)

    edit: after I did everything is this video and took a nap, I lost my voice
    hsjsb and I can’t help but laugh at myself for how I sound

  • Reply Crazy Doc June 26, 2019 at 1:57 am

    I just used a lose you voice hypnosis and I tried yelling for my dad. SHOOT I CAN’T.

  • Reply Leimomi Matias June 30, 2019 at 11:06 pm

    Exactly no one wants to hear my fricking ugly voice. I wish there was no tomorrow

  • Reply Nadia Pichor July 4, 2019 at 6:18 pm

    .

  • Reply My name is Jeffrey ;D July 7, 2019 at 7:18 pm

    I wanna lose my voice because we have a presentation tomorrow about World War 2 and I have anxiety and I get really anxious whilst in front of anyone

  • Reply Shad0ki11er 1205 July 9, 2019 at 1:58 pm

    I screamed all day and still had my voice

  • Reply Cierra _Black142 July 15, 2019 at 5:49 am

    Ur funny I subed

  • Reply Nicole Jessica Jones July 15, 2019 at 9:15 pm

    I’m just trying to ignore singing in front of the WHOLE school

  • Reply Chyna Lidell July 17, 2019 at 1:46 am

    Crush: it’s so hot when someone has a raspy voice

    Me…. let me just….. gets on youtube

  • Reply shrek bread July 18, 2019 at 9:00 pm

    i lost my voice by screaming "YEAH MAN!!!" in an overexaggerated Dominic Harrison accent

    now i have mastered the accent

  • Reply aayyyeee l July 19, 2019 at 3:34 pm

    HE HEHEHE I HAVE APPLE CIDER VINEGAR

  • Reply Ella July 22, 2019 at 5:49 am

    how to lose your voice

    me: get on a call with a friend and scream 24/7

  • Reply Adaleigh Weber July 22, 2019 at 10:29 am

    I'm sick and I lost my voice… I WANT IT BACK!!!

  • Reply Parallel Jhandler July 22, 2019 at 10:36 pm

    how to not be grounded

  • Reply Olivia Adamson July 23, 2019 at 5:16 pm

    You can wisper to lose your voice bc it damages your vocal thing a bit

  • Reply Kelly Armstrong July 29, 2019 at 12:34 am

    My voice ahh

  • Reply elise breedveld July 30, 2019 at 10:13 pm

    I always scream at this ine person from my class but he's leaving.. wonder who is next

  • Reply Torture Girl July 31, 2019 at 1:48 am

    Lollolololo

  • Reply AkaReality July 31, 2019 at 9:39 am

    I wanna loss my voice so my mom won't tell me to read

  • Reply Cookie Dog August 5, 2019 at 2:59 pm

    ?<that’s me

  • Reply the animator August 6, 2019 at 3:48 am

    How about voice cracks

  • Reply Kpop Is My Life August 10, 2019 at 1:03 am

    Now I get to postpone my presentation:)

  • Reply Wolfy Gacha August 11, 2019 at 9:47 am

    1:23 HAHA

  • Reply 4evr Reign August 12, 2019 at 4:03 am

    OOF

  • Reply Ovrexx August 13, 2019 at 8:24 am

    Next video is probably gonna be "How to kill yourself" like holy shi

  • Reply Bitch ima cow Andbdb August 18, 2019 at 3:11 am

    I already eat lemons now I know why my voice sounds like I’m gonna lose it but never do

  • Reply asco lea August 20, 2019 at 6:47 am

    Yo lips always crusty

  • Reply Dolan Tea August 20, 2019 at 11:18 am

    Who else just wants to sound like Emma chamberlain because it sounds cool

  • Reply I’m aylii August 20, 2019 at 7:39 pm

    i died from laughter while watching HAHAHAAA just subscribed lmaooo

  • Reply Katie Cureton August 20, 2019 at 9:18 pm

    Any one eles here to get rid of teachers I can now have an excuse not to answer questions in class

  • Reply Lava Lamp Girl 101 August 21, 2019 at 9:20 pm

    EVERYONE ok now that I have your attention if you swallow the apple cider vinegar your stomach will hurt and you will feel like you have to throw up

  • Reply Sunset Surfer August 23, 2019 at 4:47 am

    “The dehydration method” me: looks at my hydro flask

  • Reply Blood_moon Wolf August 23, 2019 at 8:02 am

    Good day mate

  • Reply Dead Nobody August 23, 2019 at 8:44 am

    тнαикѕ

  • Reply Jason Sherman August 23, 2019 at 8:44 pm

    I screa

  • Reply Fortnite FrEEk August 30, 2019 at 6:35 am

    You are literally my lord and savior

  • Reply brus li August 31, 2019 at 12:08 pm

    truths were said.

  • Reply Blqke lol September 3, 2019 at 3:10 am

    anyone else have a presentation tomorrow and dont wanna do it

  • Reply Amanda Nawrot September 6, 2019 at 5:09 pm

    I lost my voice for a month or so so I was dieing I couldn’t breath that well I drank like 2 gallons of water

  • Reply Princess Purl September 9, 2019 at 10:48 pm

    Yeet

  • Reply Seed X September 10, 2019 at 9:00 am

    Your funny as fuck dude

  • Reply Diariestory September 10, 2019 at 11:43 pm

    You’re funny

  • Reply Sahian Sanchez September 10, 2019 at 11:52 pm

    Who came here after seeing how to be sick and skip class??

  • Reply Brenda Ramirez September 11, 2019 at 3:04 am

    it’s almost 12 am and i’m tryna stay home tmr? also i cant scream bc i’m literally in my room acting like i’m asleep so i’m just sitting here w my mouth open ?

  • Reply IDK Nan Molla September 11, 2019 at 6:10 am

    Basically whenever you lose your voice my classroom, the teachers won't bother you with recitations so yeah… I'm here…

  • Reply King Nam Jesus September 11, 2019 at 8:59 pm

    How long is this going to last bc my speech is going to come up in 3 hours

  • Reply ツDemonica September 11, 2019 at 9:45 pm

    Dont drink any water

  • Reply Kimberley Madsen September 15, 2019 at 1:55 am

    I'm only here cuz I like the sound of raspy voices…..ya idk

  • Reply XUnicornGirl10x September 16, 2019 at 1:54 am

    I don’t sleep tho

  • Reply Loopy Drip September 18, 2019 at 12:37 am

    I remember screaming like hell one day and the next my voice was hella rough

  • Reply WizardWorlds 15468 September 18, 2019 at 8:11 pm

    I wanna lose my voice so i don't have to do irish ?

  • Reply idk Who I am September 19, 2019 at 4:59 am

    When you can't drink water to lose your voice, but your an athlete so you have to.

  • Reply Gacha Mix September 20, 2019 at 12:15 am

    Can you swallow your saliva?

  • Reply Maxy stop being weird September 22, 2019 at 3:44 pm

    THE APPLE CIDER REALLY KILLED ME AND I DIDNT EVEN TAKE A SHOT OF IT- IT WAS A TEASPOON

  • Reply schnvpp September 22, 2019 at 8:20 pm

    i'm always dehydrated and i'm currently suffering from a common ilness so i have to sleep with my mouth open otherwise i can't breathe properly. so here i am watching this with my voice nearly gone.. can't even talk properly anymore

  • Reply itsyaboi aLexA September 23, 2019 at 4:07 am

    aggressively eats sweet tarts, drinks lemon juice and milk, before screaming the lyrics to Hamilton, before falling asleep with mouth open mMMm

  • Reply M. Maynez September 24, 2019 at 5:28 am

    Andddd that's a sub

  • Reply Navaeh Eilish September 29, 2019 at 12:39 am

    Yaaassss I just love sounding like this ?

  • Reply Jaja September 30, 2019 at 7:34 pm

    Doing this to get off school. My teacher is so sick, but I've been off for the last couple of days so I'm going to do this and make sure ot takes multiple of days so that my parents don't consider me suspicious.

  • Reply ssc4 October 2, 2019 at 5:38 pm

    I LOVE YOU

  • Reply Sienna K. October 4, 2019 at 11:12 am

    I do not want to do band

  • Reply Lazy French toast Pandas October 6, 2019 at 1:34 am

    Drool little I’m over here drooling a storm ??????????☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

  • Reply Rayane Meghni October 6, 2019 at 1:31 pm

    why i find this so funny … i laughed so hard that i lost my voice …is this the point of this video … omg i am a genius i found the plot twist

  • Reply Lazy French toast Pandas October 6, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    It actually got so bad that I had to change my shirt……….;-;……..and my pillow was soaked in my drool…..???????

  • Reply Nevlover 10 October 8, 2019 at 3:36 am

    When he says don’t drink.well I’m drinking well watching this vid

  • Reply Jenny Gills October 8, 2019 at 7:11 pm

    I want to loose my Voice so 1.My Teacher won't ask me to answer questions 2.I won't have to talk to people I do not like.Thank You Sir

  • Reply Emanua Sua October 9, 2019 at 6:29 am

    My voice is already little off because i have a small cold so yelling is a good idea

  • Reply Via Ming October 9, 2019 at 11:17 pm

    You're so underrated and so funny-

  • Reply Hannah Mills October 11, 2019 at 2:43 am

    i’m doing it bc i don’t want to have to answer the teachers questions

  • Reply dont mind me lol October 11, 2019 at 1:22 pm

    is it same to take a shot og apple cider vinegar

  • Reply GamerRachael October 12, 2019 at 12:01 am

    Him: If you watch my videos chances are you make a lot of bad decisions

    Me: Subscribes Instantly

  • Reply I am A doggy Woof. Woof October 13, 2019 at 4:26 pm

    I haven't had water in 3 days and I am not dehydrated and I'll need water in a day to stay alive

  • Reply Forever_ Why Dont We_limelight October 15, 2019 at 12:52 am

    So I heard to yell and talk a lot will make you lose your voice so if someone buys me a
    WHY DONT WE concert ticket I will lose my voice during the first song 😉

  • Reply Connie Davies October 15, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    Welp just sitting here with my mouth open so I don’t have to deal with my french teacher tomorrow ?

  • Reply midnightwolf 123 October 15, 2019 at 9:56 pm

    Right guys I'm gonna try it right now one sec

  • Reply Cuptain Capcake October 15, 2019 at 10:06 pm

    dehydration – side effects : death 😀

  • Reply -Eloise Depressed- October 16, 2019 at 5:58 am

    my voice got hoarse probably becuz screaming at school lunchtime but my throat hurts now :/

  • Reply Nessa October 17, 2019 at 11:30 pm

    I’m doing this so I don’t have to talk in front of the class tomorrow

  • Reply Octopusmagee October 18, 2019 at 12:22 am

    Hello so like it has been a week and im not lying I cant speak still

  • Reply Springy Bitches October 19, 2019 at 5:01 am

    Try not to swallow your spit

  • Reply ˚•Lia7i7•˚ October 19, 2019 at 9:16 pm

    I know throw a cock roach at my face and let me step on a lego.

  • Reply no, This is Patrick October 22, 2019 at 2:48 pm

    Another tip, spray perfumes,Deodrants around your room.
    You will start coughing, your slowly killing your voice shouting helps 🙂

  • Reply Big Boi October 22, 2019 at 3:55 pm

    How long do you have to keep your mouth open for?

  • Reply Kizzyee October 22, 2019 at 8:12 pm

    Anyone else reading through the comments breathing in and out intensely to dry their throat or just me

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