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How To Give Yourself A Cold | 3 NINJA TECHNIQUES!

September 12, 2019


Hello Boys and Girls. In this video I’m going to be showing you
how to give yourself a cold. So lather up your luffa’s with some hot
soapy water and let’s get sick. “Queries of the Interweb.” I just want to start this video off by giving
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Let’s talk about how to give yourself a cold, how to catch a cold. Can you give yourself a cold? Can someone give their self a cold? Here are three ways. This first way to give yourself a cold is
to walk around barefoot. Walk outside barefoot. Take those socks off and be one of those creeps
who doesn’t wear any footwear. Come on. Those aren’t shoes, those are foot prisons. Am I right? If the weather is cold even better. Walk outside on the sidewalks without any
shoes. Your cold is gonna be huuuuge! This second way to give yourself a cold, is
to hang around a lot of people. So find out where people are and go there. If you live in a city, perfect. Go downtown if you live in a small town. Right, you got a bunch of family around, chances
are, one of them’s catching the flu. Go hang around people. Be around the air they’re breathing in. You’re gonna catch something alright, it’s
inevitable. It’s like the law of cold catching. This third and final way I’ll show you how
to give yourself a cold is, don’t be hygienic. Don’t wash your hands and be touching everything. You know how in the hospital they’re always
like oh, wash your hands. Even in school, they’re like, always wash
your hands. Never wash your hands, okay. Be touching all the light switches, be pulling
all the door handles, be high-fiving everyone, don’t wash your hands after you do your
business in the rest room, just don’t tell anyone about that. You are a germ warehouse. Now that you know how to give yourself a cold,
go ahead and give yourself an animated logo okay. Five-hundred dollars off of your first logo
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dollar off coupon are in the description. Stay classy guys. I’ll see you in the next video. Peace. Social media links are below my face for those
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100 Comments

  • Reply The Challenge Kids November 20, 2017 at 9:14 pm

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  • Reply Sydney Marie January 24, 2019 at 12:32 am

    2:15 um…ok no thanks

  • Reply Cup of Tae with a Suga Kookie January 24, 2019 at 4:02 am

    im just trying to get sick so i can stay home and listen to bts all day long lol

  • Reply Witty January 24, 2019 at 5:35 am

    So 80.2% off seems legit

  • Reply Black Girl Magic January 24, 2019 at 12:38 pm

    Thats called getting pneumonia not a cold💀😂

  • Reply cearalbowlz January 25, 2019 at 3:34 am

    Fucking put coins in your mouth and swish them around 😁

  • Reply cheez bollz January 25, 2019 at 8:39 am

    I'm not a creep >:V
    I always walk around bare foot

  • Reply Lana Grguric January 27, 2019 at 11:54 am

    i love this dude.

  • Reply Edward Brunker January 27, 2019 at 5:35 pm

    slightly creepy sta rt…

  • Reply Tulip January 28, 2019 at 7:42 pm

    This was useful, and funny.

  • Reply ツOnion January 31, 2019 at 4:27 am

    Alot for a logo

  • Reply Fitri Vissers February 3, 2019 at 12:35 pm

    Please comment and give a like in 3 2 1 now!

  • Reply Taliyah M February 4, 2019 at 3:36 am

    I went outside in the rain with a tee and shorts…….. I think I might have to do it again

  • Reply FBI • February 4, 2019 at 8:31 pm

    I hate going to work

  • Reply Minnie Lously February 7, 2019 at 2:32 am

    Hahaha I have a low immune system…….I get colds all the time and miss school…….OOF

  • Reply Night Hayushi February 7, 2019 at 1:14 pm

    your a fucking god to me now….now make a video on how to torture people,i need it.

  • Reply ya boi February 8, 2019 at 3:00 am

    i licked my phone i hope that dose something

  • Reply Soul Brother Gaming February 8, 2019 at 6:48 am

    You need more subscribers like over at least 2.4mil

  • Reply Leah mae Bivens February 12, 2019 at 6:57 am

    also if helps if you sleep with no pillows, will probably clog your nose up and dry out your voice works for me

  • Reply Chad The goat February 12, 2019 at 9:10 am

    I am always a germ warehouse jk

  • Reply StarzGirlz February 14, 2019 at 11:44 pm

    This is weird

  • Reply Ka Ji February 17, 2019 at 1:05 pm

    Are you student? Iam. 😉

  • Reply Saen Hayes February 17, 2019 at 3:09 pm

    I have an exam tomorrow and I feel very unsatisfied in my preparations. I want to catch cold so that I can give myself a day off. HELP!

  • Reply Dot The Robot :D February 21, 2019 at 12:25 am

    I have a small cold right now and my mom is still making me go to school because my fever is just 99 so imma just go get sicker now @[email protected]

  • Reply Hailey Karsh February 21, 2019 at 11:12 pm

    Why would you want a cold. Lmao u can’t stay home from school

  • Reply XRosieX February 22, 2019 at 7:51 am

    Im trying to skip school to not do a presentation 🤣

  • Reply Elisha Cordeiro February 26, 2019 at 9:03 am

    hurry iv'e been pretending i'm sick! and my mom is saying i might go toschool tomorrowww!!!!!!!!!!

  • Reply SirPiggyJunior February 27, 2019 at 9:08 pm

    These arent even full proof

  • Reply XxBird_girlXx love February 27, 2019 at 9:48 pm

    Touch everything and lick your hand

  • Reply rickyg64 February 28, 2019 at 12:41 am

    ._. I don’t wash my hands ALOT soooooooooo ._.

  • Reply Darcy Doane March 1, 2019 at 1:20 am

    I do all of this all the time

  • Reply My Apple Juice Fell March 2, 2019 at 4:51 pm

    Who else is trying to get sick so you don’t have to go to school

  • Reply Chris ThatsItMate March 2, 2019 at 11:41 pm

    I’ve been cursed by a good immune system, sadly I can’t get sick anymore

  • Reply Elf Wiskers112 March 3, 2019 at 5:33 pm

    I f’ing licked a doorknob and nothing happened

  • Reply Ally Cain March 5, 2019 at 4:27 am

    Bro like I walk barefoot everyday

  • Reply Jalen Kelsor March 6, 2019 at 11:18 am

    I need to stay home todayy

  • Reply Cecilia Ofoegbu March 6, 2019 at 9:09 pm

    1:12 I always do that but I don't have a cold, I don't wear my coat or jumper and its winter and I live in England

    Still don't have a cold

  • Reply Jayden Carrillo March 6, 2019 at 11:18 pm

    I do all of these

  • Reply Hey Humans! March 11, 2019 at 2:01 pm

    How to get a cold: hug ur siblings because I swear my sisters are always sick!

  • Reply Hannah King March 13, 2019 at 2:53 am

    Start babysitting a bunch of kids in the dead of winter

  • Reply Adriannah Jones March 13, 2019 at 11:52 pm

    Really works

  • Reply GrouchyGrover March 17, 2019 at 8:44 pm

    3rd method…..gross BUT I SHALL DO IT FOR ME

  • Reply Digital Bait March 18, 2019 at 7:10 am

    Idk I do all of this and still never get sick

  • Reply Nicole Lee March 19, 2019 at 9:37 am

    expectation: Queries Of the Interweb
    reality:WHY ARE YOU RUBBING EVERYTHING R U STUPID?

  • Reply DeadBoiD March 20, 2019 at 9:47 pm

    [Thought I'd post my own little tips here too XD] Pro tip: Do this at night, this minimizes your chances of being caught.

    1. Take a REALLY cold shower/bath. Do this for as long as you can, this puts stress on the immune system and basically makes harder for it to fight bacteria. After the shower/bath DO NOT DRY OFF! This will keep the body cold and immune system will stay stressed. I recommend putting on wet clothing as well (not warm clothing, but shorts and sleeveless thin shirts), it makes sure you stay cold.

    2. Lick doorknobs around your house. Make sure you do this right after step 1. People touch doorknobs all the time and the chances that someone has bacteria on their hands or that someone didn't wash are high.

    3. Weaken your immune system. Stay up as late as you can or wait until the last minute to go the sleep. Ex: Say you normally get up at 6:00am to get ready for school, go to sleep at 5:00am or 4:00am. One, this just put more stress on the immune system. And second, you will naturally seem more tired and slow. If you want to stay up all night then try looking up how to pull an all nighter there are plenty of videos on it. Some other way to weaken the immune system are: Poor hygiene, and dehydration. Just in case you wanna hit those extra marks. DO NOT SLEEP UNDER WARM COVERS. Either sleep with thin covers or none at all, you cannot risk getting warm.

    REMEMBER TO STAY COLD THROUGHOUT THIS, WARMING UP IS A SURE FIRE WAY FOR THIS PLAN TO NOT WORK!

    Now have fun getting sick 😉

  • Reply G00s3 March 22, 2019 at 4:13 pm

    My floor is cold af and I don’t wear shoes in my house so that’s probably why I got a cold

  • Reply Read More March 24, 2019 at 8:17 pm

    Anyone else here to skip school?!?😂💙💙

  • Reply Dash Cam Yorkshire March 25, 2019 at 9:20 pm

    I had a very cold shower and guess what no school got a cold
    COUGH COUGH LOL

  • Reply Myuns Gacha -_- March 26, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    if its winter pour some of that cold snow in your shoes and dont zip up your jacket and don't put on a scarf, guaranteed cold.

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  • Reply Nondrake March 31, 2019 at 7:28 pm

    I swear if this works.
    See you soon. Ima Edit if It works

  • Reply Shut up Shadows/Keep talking Skr April 2, 2019 at 12:17 pm

    five more minutes till bus? takes off shoes and socks and runs outside

  • Reply • Lil Mochi • April 2, 2019 at 7:34 pm

    Why do I always get sick on weekends but never get sick on school days ;-;

  • Reply vain April 2, 2019 at 11:47 pm

    Who else is trying to get sick to not go to school tommorow

  • Reply vain April 2, 2019 at 11:48 pm

    I have a strong immune system

  • Reply xona April 9, 2019 at 6:26 pm

    I will lick my phone

  • Reply Bethany the captain OwO April 14, 2019 at 3:50 pm

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  • Reply AFGNation99x9 April 15, 2019 at 4:41 am

    Who’s tryna skip school?

  • Reply Ghost Ian April 22, 2019 at 2:48 am

    Even the there asking 500 dollar for a animated logo without the code lil

  • Reply Gabraiel Layne April 29, 2019 at 11:32 pm

    Hang around people, but I don't socialize!

  • Reply gamer 552233 May 1, 2019 at 3:16 pm

    Im doing this so i cant go to school tommorow(written on 1 of May)

  • Reply Bsbsmeow May 2, 2019 at 8:07 am

    Im I invincible from colds like im barefoot 24/7 and i only drink ice cold water

  • Reply Goku Black May 2, 2019 at 10:44 am

    Omg it works I was on the vent for a while thx now no school until Friday dang it

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    This dude is a life savor

  • Reply sarah ricci May 9, 2019 at 1:19 am

    I got a cold by staying up til 2 for some reson

  • Reply Doom-Fury May 9, 2019 at 1:31 am

    Who else doesn’t want to go to school. And used this?

  • Reply Nomi and Friends. May 9, 2019 at 5:22 pm

    but i never wear socks .-.

  • Reply Brianne Escobar May 12, 2019 at 1:31 am

    I'm not going to wash my hands for 1 week I don't want to go to school like if u don't to!

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    love your channel

  • Reply Trash Man May 18, 2019 at 10:27 pm

    Step 1: Get HIV

  • Reply Silly Goose May 22, 2019 at 6:10 am

    I have to confess

    I dont wash my hands while I touch everything

    I get sick only one time and its in the winter

  • Reply TheLazyKitten Games May 23, 2019 at 12:19 am

    I can’t go out side so I’ll just stick my feet out the window 🙃

  • Reply OreoMatt 2013 May 28, 2019 at 2:10 am

    I literally do this like every day by accident and I never get sick.

  • Reply Rebecca Reisdorf June 1, 2019 at 1:51 pm

    “Go around people”

    But that’s what I’m trying to get away from

  • Reply Anna House June 10, 2019 at 5:15 pm

    Am I the only one who don’t want to go to school I have a detention tomorrow and I ain’t going

  • Reply 「はに-ぼら」Hani_Bora June 11, 2019 at 5:32 am

    I CAN’T STAND NO HYGIENE 🙁

  • Reply Ismellturd Akapoop June 11, 2019 at 9:39 am

    Goes to school because 1st attempt fails** “hey guys look at this dude!” next Day teachers: omg why is ur class so quiet!! (All me and my friends are sick asf from going to maccas in barefoot) hehe

  • Reply A girl Called Violet June 11, 2019 at 7:17 pm

    I HAVE A TIP! this will make your nose blocked and for you to sound like you have a cold. run some water in your sink (any temperature) or get in the bath, shower you get it, WATER. so dunk your head in and breath in loads of water through your nose (or for extra effect . . .) and mouth. I did this accidentally and my mom made me stay home after school!

  • Reply Cinnamon Bear June 11, 2019 at 9:29 pm

    I have already got a cold , I just want it stronger so I can skip school

    Don’t tell my parents , jk

  • Reply MineWit June 12, 2019 at 10:25 pm

    the twwo ones makes sense but i dont wash hands any way and i dont still get a cold

  • Reply six toez June 14, 2019 at 10:07 pm

    I cant walk on side walk i live in a province

  • Reply Joy Jane June 25, 2019 at 12:04 pm

    I tried to give my self a cold in the most dumbest way so basically I got cold water and put it in my hand then sniffed it and I tell U right now it was painful😂

  • Reply Games 4 Life June 25, 2019 at 8:27 pm

    Dude, I wish you had 100M subs

  • Reply chillButOk June 26, 2019 at 12:50 am

    Take a really cold shower maybe?

  • Reply Jackson Harris July 4, 2019 at 8:21 am

    In Australia we walk barefoot everywhere

  • Reply Stella Mia July 7, 2019 at 4:11 pm

    I wanna learn so I don’t have to go to Busch gardens LOL

  • Reply aditya Kumar July 11, 2019 at 6:55 am

    It worked

  • Reply varunika Maheshwaran July 21, 2019 at 10:45 am

    Everyone wanna skip school

  • Reply V Hufflepuff hufflepuff July 26, 2019 at 9:59 pm

    I would do it if my stupid immune system wasnt as strong as The U.S. army

  • Reply jaisleen kaur August 4, 2019 at 2:21 pm

    You’re health is not so good.that way it’s easy for you

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    I love you,r video,s it works

  • Reply Roxy le hyena August 20, 2019 at 11:40 pm

    calmly takes off foot wear

    SUDDEN RELISATION

    im in school

  • Reply Gax August 21, 2019 at 7:29 pm

    Just lick everything

  • Reply Special Lexa August 28, 2019 at 11:26 am

    i have a report tomorrow

    H E L P

  • Reply m e a h September 3, 2019 at 2:04 pm

    my immune system is as weak as the titanic so im pretty sure i can do this

  • Reply Snail September 5, 2019 at 12:00 pm

    Oh shet I'm skip school

  • Reply n o r a September 6, 2019 at 7:00 am

    “go around people” *cries in introvert*

  • Reply x daisy x September 8, 2019 at 12:00 pm

    So I'm trying the catching a cold and feier thing at the same time

  • Reply Saw Day September 8, 2019 at 11:27 pm

    Ok I didn't wash my hands and some how my brother got suck instead of me

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