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How to Fake Sick to Skip School

November 11, 2019


Ugh school’s coming back. If only there was
some way to get out of it. I mean it’s not like you can just drop out, right?
Wait- can I do that? DAD? So I just found out, it’s probably not the best idea. Something
about being a failure, already being enough of a disappointment as
it- you know what, honestly I wasn’t really listening that much,
uh so whatever, but the good news is, there’s another way. One that doesn’t involve minimum
wage jobs for the rest of my life. Alright hear me out for a second. Faking sick.
What? Who is this guy? Yeah. I’m a genius. Faking sick to me is an art,
and I’ve put in so much time and effort that it’s an art that I’ve mastered. And today,
I’m passing on all of my wisdom to you guys. Also my mom’s probably gonna watch this video
and recognize these moves so um… I got you! The goal in faking sick is to trick your parents
into beliving you. If your are vouching for you, even your teacher can’t make you come
in. But parents are smart! I mean, when they were
your age, they were probably doing the exact same thing.
You gotta make your sickness seem legit, and to do so, it’s gonna take some work. The first
thing you wanna do, even before faking sick, is to make school seem like it’s your priority.
“Aw man, we have this super cool assignment tomorrow and I’m so excited to hand it in.”
“Tomorrow’s pizza day, alright? I’m not missing that.” Setting this up is super critical because
when you suddenly get sick, you’re gonna be more disappointed that you
can’t go to school than your parents are, and that makes you being sick, all the more
believable. “Aw man I really want to hand this 10-page
essay that’s- it’s so finished, but I *coughs* I can’t, so.. I’m sorry.” Next thing you’re gonna wanna do is to pick
a sickness and to stick to it. If you’re trying to convince your parents that you’re sick,
you’re gonna need some proof and that involves research. What temperature do you need to
be to have a fever? What are all the symptoms of having a cold?
What does puking sound like? It’s the homework that you wished you’d been assigned. No?
Just me? Oh. Puking is definitely the easiest to fake cause it just involves going to the
washroom and doing this sound for a while. *puking sounds* *coughing sounds*
The cough’s I’m just throwing in for good measure. Because I’m an actor, dammit. But
hey, you can’t puke everytime so try giving yourself a fever.
All you gotta do is soak a towel in some hot water and leave it on your forehead so when
your parents feel your forehead they’ll be like,
“aw, you’re burning up, you can’t go to school!” What’s risky here is you only have so much
time between drying your forehead and getting your parents to feel your forehead,
so you gotta act fast. Okay so I got my towel here, and I’m just
gonna apply it. Let it sit there for a while, so you get all warmed up.
*coughs* Hey Juan can you *coughs* can you come take my temperature I think I’m *cough*
sick. Okay Andrew?
Yeah. I’m not your father. You’re an adult.
Yeah. And you don’t even have anything
to be sick for because you’re a sad, pathetic, unemployed, loser.
Oh yeah. And that’s how you fake sick! Remember to
not overuse this. If you do it too much it’s gonna become way too obvious that you’re faking,
and then it’ll just never work again. So don’t be sick every other day. Wait until there’s
an assignment due tomorrow that you haven’t even started.
Or until something super embarassing just happened at school and you, you can’t show
your face there. Or you know, Friday. Anyways that’s all for the video, I hope you
enjoyed it. If you did, be sure to give it a thumbs up. On my last video I asked for
1,500 likes, and it got over 2,000 in 3 days, which is
just crazy. Thank you for that. So I’m just gonna shoot for the stars today and say,
let’s get 2,500 thumbs up on today’s video. Make sure you subscribe to me, I make new
videos every Friday, and like today, I’m gonna try to throw in an extra one every
here and there, and with all that being said, I’ll see you guys next week?!

100 Comments

  • Reply Ronan Johnson March 4, 2019 at 5:19 am

    Just pretend your sick the day before that what I’m doing right now just hoping my mom will let me stay home

  • Reply Annaliza Foley March 5, 2019 at 7:52 am

    The hot forehead one you could just take a really hot bath for a long time and make sure it's really hot and your whole body will stay hot

  • Reply Uncle Snowman March 12, 2019 at 11:24 am

    I faked it once but then I got a REAL BAD FEVER AFTER it. Karma sucks

  • Reply Leonie k_s March 12, 2019 at 1:42 pm

    Sadly I just cant puke?

  • Reply HD Piano March 13, 2019 at 1:55 pm

    Faking sick is not an option for me because I am homeschooled so I kinda have to do school every day

  • Reply Really Bro? March 13, 2019 at 7:19 pm

    Doesn't work with Asian parents -_-

  • Reply CheekyJessie March 17, 2019 at 6:58 pm

    I faked stomach aches and like.. my mum didn’t even look at me suffering. “Put on your uniform.” Then she walked away. :’)

  • Reply GabbelHD March 18, 2019 at 9:13 pm

    Dislikes are coming from the teachers

  • Reply YeahOkayCertainly March 19, 2019 at 1:58 am

    When I was in preschool my mom let me stay home for a day and now we do it once a year.

  • Reply Pos3iD0n March 19, 2019 at 7:15 pm

    i mostly wanna fake sick cuz i just got cod bo4 and it's gonna have to download over night

  • Reply Melanie valles 123 March 20, 2019 at 12:46 am

    Yes this worked

  • Reply Cj Smiles March 20, 2019 at 2:14 am

    Thanks you help me not going to lie lol

  • Reply Ethan logue March 20, 2019 at 4:01 am

    Faking being sick in my house is scary because if i move i hear are you even sick

  • Reply Katy March 20, 2019 at 9:04 pm

    Tips:
    Say you don’t feel to good the day before if possible

    Use a hot water bottle or a cup with hot water in it not a towel it saves time as you don’t have to dry your head so your parents can feel your head as quick as possible

    Make yourself vomit if you can (I shove a tooth brush down my throat a few times until it works). If you can’t vomit make fake sick

    Stay in bed and act very dull

    Fake cry ask for water and shake as you drink it

    Take medicine even though you don’t need it

    Remember don’t do it to often I only do this like three times a year ( also I have a science test tomorrow plus a big assignment so I’m praying my mum lets me stay off) wish me luck ??

  • Reply Katy March 20, 2019 at 9:07 pm

    Another tip oversleep on purpose after saying how sick you felt last night. Your parents will feel bad for waking you and when the do say how sick you feel

  • Reply Nine T’s JKSSTORM18 March 20, 2019 at 9:30 pm

    Im actually sick and my mum said I need to go by the time she gets so Im just gonna not get ready

  • Reply Abby Sarah March 20, 2019 at 10:08 pm

    It always happens to me that I fake sick and my parents give me the day off but then realise that I'm not but then a different day I actually am sick and they don't believe me

  • Reply DeadBoiD March 20, 2019 at 11:26 pm

    [Thought I'd post my own little tips here too XD] Pro tip: Do this at night, this minimizes your chances of being caught.

    1. Take a REALLY cold shower/bath. Do this for as long as you can, this puts stress on the immune system and basically makes harder for it to fight bacteria. After the shower/bath DO NOT DRY OFF! This will keep the body cold and immune system will stay stressed. I recommend putting on wet clothing as well (not warm clothing, but shorts and sleeveless thin shirts), it makes sure you stay cold.

    2. Lick doorknobs around your house. Make sure you do this right after step 1. People touch doorknobs all the time and the chances that someone has bacteria on their hands or that someone didn't wash are high.

    3. Weaken your immune system. Stay up as late as you can or wait until the last minute to go the sleep. Ex: Say you normally get up at 6:00am to get ready for school, go to sleep at 5:00am or 4:00am. One, this just put more stress on the immune system. And second, you will naturally seem more tired and slow. If you want to stay up all night then try looking up how to pull an all nighter there are plenty of videos on it. Some other way to weaken the immune system are: Poor hygiene, and dehydration. Just in case you wanna hit those extra marks. DO NOT SLEEP UNDER WARM COVERS. Either sleep with thin covers or none at all, you cannot risk getting warm.

    REMEMBER TO STAY COLD THROUGHOUT THIS, WARMING UP IS A SURE FIRE WAY FOR THIS PLAN TO NOT WORK!

    Extra. Make your voice sound scratchy I don't know much about this but look up the channel Queries of the Interweb. He has a video on how to losing your voice as well as a whole playlist on getting 'sick'

    Now have fun getting sick 😉

  • Reply dexistrash March 26, 2019 at 8:40 pm

    or if you have cool parents they’ll let you take a mental health day off school

  • Reply Chloe Hacking March 27, 2019 at 6:31 am

    I go “mum I really don’t feel well I’ve got a headache and I feel sick and on top of that I have bellyache,but I don’t want to miss a(then I say a random lesson) then she goes oh well it depends what you want to do ?

  • Reply Clutchi ii March 29, 2019 at 12:54 am

    I just fake sick when im awake to 3 am and am too tired to go to school, but i guess tired is a sickness ?

  • Reply Sir Fat April 1, 2019 at 12:37 am

    For Honor

  • Reply Sir Fat April 1, 2019 at 12:38 am

    Fortnite

  • Reply Gacha Brylee April 1, 2019 at 6:21 am

    i overused this and now i have a doctors appointment

  • Reply Barney The dinosaur April 2, 2019 at 2:34 am

    I have to turn in 2 assignments tommorrow

    Hell nah biotch

  • Reply sevlow April 2, 2019 at 9:11 pm

    Schools probaly not gonna make me be anything but im doing it cuz if u somehow manage to get through it thats an achievement

  • Reply Rill Gacha April 5, 2019 at 12:04 am

    The hot cloth could be replaced with a non-refillable water bottle filled partly with water. Just make sure there's no air and the shape is relaxed so it can form to your forehead. That way, you can just hide the water bottle and have a ahem "fever."

  • Reply Trevor McDermott April 7, 2019 at 11:47 pm

    Whenever I put a hot towel over my head I end up getting an actual fever.

  • Reply 000 000 April 9, 2019 at 2:40 pm

    Next thing to look up: how to hack a thermometer

  • Reply xxBruhItsJustMe April 11, 2019 at 10:44 pm

    what if ur parents give u medicine and then u actually get sick…

  • Reply Luis Saavedra April 12, 2019 at 2:57 am

    My parents are Mexican so don’t think it’s gonna work but ? for me please

  • Reply sugarkiissed days April 12, 2019 at 4:00 am

    I gotta be sick to stay home which means i have no bedtime, so i can be early to watch bts new comeback album:D

  • Reply Jessy Smith April 12, 2019 at 8:40 pm

    2019 anyone????

  • Reply Makayla Michalski April 13, 2019 at 2:13 am

    This is so cool thx

  • Reply Kaede April 17, 2019 at 11:15 pm

    I need to take being sick tommorow because I have a lot of drama and stuff going on….
    So yeah :T
    I think I'll need a day off

  • Reply Puffy April 18, 2019 at 6:48 pm

    It's easier in school for me! I said that my stomach hurts and school called my parents to come to pick me up

    Then I got beaten up by parents cuz they didn't belive me

  • Reply C T April 19, 2019 at 4:31 pm

    40 years olds know the warning!
    Be Careful because if you overplay you're hand a mom could take off from work & keep you in bed all day or like
    Ferris said~ you could end up in a DR.s office & that's worse then school

  • Reply C T April 19, 2019 at 4:33 pm

    Now that im the parent i let my daughter stay home if she wants to.
    reason why is because she has never asked to.. But she also hasn't hit middle school yet.. oh shit!
    (double post fckTard! my bad everyone.)

  • Reply the spider-viking show April 23, 2019 at 6:58 pm

    im sick every week and i never got caught

  • Reply LightFairy Gacha April 24, 2019 at 11:37 pm

    Here’s to all the people saying school isn’t helpful. Well, you’re right! If you’re going to be a youtuber when you grow up, or if you’ve already started, why do you need to know half the stuff you’re teaches?

    Ps: To stay home from school, i stay up really late, and make myself feel terrible, get a towel and put hot water on it, rub it on my head, make myself cry, and say “But I wanna go to school, but I can barely move 🙁 Sorry mum for being sick!” Then she’ll feel dead sorry for me and keep me off for the week, 🙂

  • Reply Barry bee Benson April 26, 2019 at 5:04 pm

    How do you make sports day an enjoyable proriety when your parents already know you despise it lol

  • Reply Summer Nelson May 6, 2019 at 5:09 am

    the only helpful back to school video

  • Reply maddi sings May 6, 2019 at 1:13 pm

    yah i over slept and i get rounded if i do so i have to figure out sum to text my uncle lmaoo

  • Reply Lps Crack May 6, 2019 at 9:08 pm

    When I’m actually sick my mom still sends me ?lol

  • Reply Madison Hoge May 7, 2019 at 2:24 am

    Guys to make fake puke mix in a plastic bag a brown sugar pop tart and how many depends on how much you want and 1/2 cup of water until it mixes a very light brown and also dark brown and there you go! Also make sure there are no chunks. Make sure you also make it smell very bad

  • Reply Skyeboy 244 May 8, 2019 at 3:36 pm

    I need to Do this for the fornite sesson 9 battle pass

  • Reply Mono memes May 11, 2019 at 5:23 pm

    What i actually did is i went to the bathroom put some watter in my mouth and do the loudest puking sound i can while the watter from my moth fell into the toilet and did a sound that made my parents believe i puked

  • Reply Limelight_zach CB May 12, 2019 at 7:35 pm

    I was sick yesterday but I feel better today but I don’t go to school

  • Reply Liam Holliday May 16, 2019 at 12:08 am

    Cant u just say my stomach hurts

  • Reply Molly MacLean May 20, 2019 at 10:39 pm

    So one day on a monday i almost threw up, i was really pale, clammy, hot but shivering exc….
    So i stayed off school

    The next day was a trip to an amusement park and i still felt ill (i didnt tell my mum) but i went to school anyway lol
    Just as i arrived i felt like i was gonna puke so i had to go home AGAIN. long story short, my mum didnt believe that i was sick cuz "i was fìne when i left" so now i cant stay off school cuz she wont believe me…
    All that for a school trip i didnt even go on…

  • Reply Matt _Talks May 22, 2019 at 8:08 pm

    A teacher at my school told me i hope you grow up to be poor one day sigh

  • Reply Braceface Vlogs May 23, 2019 at 4:52 am

    Use a blow dryer and put blow it on your face!!!

  • Reply OnyxWolf May 23, 2019 at 8:39 am

    I fake sick only when I need to. I faked being sick yesterday and got the day off. Most of the time it works. But I only fake sick in times of need. For example *homework days*.

  • Reply Timothy Quach June 3, 2019 at 5:07 pm

    mom checks history

  • Reply Itz Shamz June 3, 2019 at 10:50 pm

    My parents heard me watching ??

  • Reply Anna House June 10, 2019 at 5:34 pm

    I can have my leg cut off and I will still be sent to school

  • Reply ilikecup_cakes June 11, 2019 at 3:55 pm

    I just wait until my dad leaves and call him then say I'm sick then he will let me stay

  • Reply SAFE_ AS June 12, 2019 at 12:00 am

    Thanks but what if some parents don't care even if your sick still go to school its like wtf get the hole school sick yay no more school lol

  • Reply Supreme Senpai June 13, 2019 at 10:31 am

    Your puking doesn't sound real enough, first go to the toilet and sin really fast, it will make y I u feel nausea and headache, and then try to puke. It will sound very realll

  • Reply Keta Starling June 14, 2019 at 7:46 pm

    Yes I love your house

  • Reply Ifi’s Movies June 19, 2019 at 9:54 am

    One time I was really sick but the thing was that it happened in the school holidays?

  • Reply Amethyst Gacha June 24, 2019 at 6:30 am

    Well, I am actually sick but I’m not sick enough to take a day off.

  • Reply TOXEDO July 1, 2019 at 4:36 am

    How to be sick: Lick your walls and anything ro get sick fast and then say ''I don't feel so good Mr. Stark''

  • Reply Bad Girl July 7, 2019 at 12:15 pm

    GOSH MY MOM WALK TO MY ROOM

  • Reply StuffedDip July 15, 2019 at 10:31 am

    Fake sick wont work

    Our parents is smart as hell
    they will bring us to the doctors

    i need the tutorial how to get a real sick
    i don't care if it's painful at least i wont go to school

  • Reply Savage Slime August 1, 2019 at 7:16 pm

    Thanks

  • Reply Not Layla August 4, 2019 at 1:48 pm

    My baby sister watching this: hey mom i think im pooping unicorns

    me: what

    mom: u watch too much my little pony

  • Reply izzy da silva August 4, 2019 at 6:21 pm

    I did this and then found out that there was actually something wrong with me.

    I had an ear infection >.<

  • Reply Just Jade August 15, 2019 at 5:02 am

    wait you fake throw up

    I just drink to much water and then throw up

  • Reply Miley Sigmon August 19, 2019 at 1:21 am

    Gag yo self

  • Reply Joyce Yun August 22, 2019 at 6:23 am

    Lol my mom thinks that my immune system is super weak. Why? Because I over-use faking being sick so much!

  • Reply I want Copyright August 23, 2019 at 10:44 pm

    I jumped off my house and then played games all day life hack!!!!!

  • Reply Takko August 25, 2019 at 7:31 am

    Blow-dryer on your face, something hot under your tongue, icepacks on your hands to make them cold, and if you really want to go all the way, Banana and Sprite so you actually puke.

    Years of practice and watching cartoons.

  • Reply Ifaxer August 25, 2019 at 9:43 pm

    For me: aw man im sick but i really wanna go
    My mom: then go
    Me: oh actually i dont wanna
    My mom: then go

  • Reply Guillerexdoge ? September 3, 2019 at 1:55 am

    Literally Every time I fake being I end up being sick LITERALLY I DONT KNOW HOW

  • Reply rdr2nogoodname September 3, 2019 at 11:48 am

    Thank you soooooo much

  • Reply Cam & Kyai Plays September 16, 2019 at 2:45 am

    Rose are red
    Violet are blue
    I don’t want to go to school
    Neither do you

  • Reply Lukas Hvam Jensen September 16, 2019 at 2:55 am

    The only thing that works for me is playing sick after i come home from school i play sick and go in bed early to be fresh at night then ill sleep and ill be tired and get some extra beliving from my parents that im sick cuz i played it the day before

  • Reply the shorts guy September 17, 2019 at 3:18 pm

    i was watching this with my dad

  • Reply Zenix September 18, 2019 at 6:08 pm

    Easier way: if or when you have cereal in the morning chew it and run to the toilet then make a noise as if you were throwing up then spit it out and say you were sick? Might work lol

  • Reply Nathan StopMotioner September 20, 2019 at 4:55 pm

    anyone dipped at lunch rn and finding a way to fake sickess for a excuse b4 ur parents come home…on a friday……..only me……ok

  • Reply Sophie Gettle September 27, 2019 at 2:11 am

    0:40 ok Ferris bueller.

    #saveferris

  • Reply DeadShot 4o8 September 30, 2019 at 1:01 pm

    Who else is just chillin in bed thinking of ideas

  • Reply O'Connor October 5, 2019 at 3:18 am

    My parents are doctors ?

  • Reply chloe October 8, 2019 at 1:09 am

    i faked a cold so well that i even convinced myself i had a cold and now i actually do have a cold and that’s karma kids

  • Reply ZiNGo 3333 October 10, 2019 at 12:29 am

    IT WORKED

  • Reply - TTMTBWF October 11, 2019 at 9:53 am

    Lol I used to hate going to school and my mom would get pissed at me because she knew I was fake sick mainly because I would stay up all night and sleep got to me. I regret not going to school and ditching periods lol senior year was so easy man I would ditch damn near every day. I miss highschool and seeing all my friends that I don’t see anymore. That adult life is tough. Go to school and cherish the moments with your friends

  • Reply Glossy Garcia October 11, 2019 at 4:12 pm

    how i do it: promise to do your work while in bed but actually just watch youtube and every hour or few hours eat some soup chew it up then spit it in the toilet 🙂

  • Reply Deepshikha Sharma October 13, 2019 at 4:33 pm

    He said 2500…. lol he got 20000

  • Reply qusukii October 23, 2019 at 4:57 am

    Rip I can’t fake a vomit since my parents will ask for proof

  • Reply ValTheWeirdo October 25, 2019 at 12:32 pm

    Oh for puking I actually stick two or three fingers down my throat to try to force throw up.

  • Reply Happ boye October 29, 2019 at 12:32 am

    Aight you fuckers I’m doing this tomorrow and I tell y’all if it works in the mornin.

  • Reply Robert Salminen October 30, 2019 at 7:50 pm

    ur moms gonna be pissed

  • Reply Valentina Chavez November 1, 2019 at 5:21 pm

    IT WORKED YAY I’m gonna get some snacks and watch Netflix now

  • Reply Fox Purdie November 3, 2019 at 10:07 pm

    Just make yourself throw up with salt water!
    1. Get hot enough water that you can still drink it buts its hot (Make sure you can drink it in one go!)
    2. Put 2 or 3 spoons of salt in.
    3. Mix it and then drink.
    After 20 – 40 minutes you should throw up! I mean its a free 2 day skive for school!
    If you want to stay off for a week repeat this more than 2 times! Make sure your parents don't know!

  • Reply The Weirdest kid ever November 4, 2019 at 12:31 pm

    4:45

  • Reply Macey LeAnn Marie November 8, 2019 at 8:53 pm

    I faked sick and now I have a doctors appointment in 2 hours

  • Reply Prachi Pawar November 10, 2019 at 2:33 pm

    What about when mother say take a pill and go

  • Reply •-• Something Invisible •-• November 10, 2019 at 2:49 pm

    Me: My heart hurts-
    Dad: We have to get you to the hospital!
    Mum: Oh, you're fine, she's fine ?

  • Reply Jørdŷñ Błøššøm November 11, 2019 at 1:12 am

    Can I not just put fake sick in a jar then~ put it in my mouth then splutter it out at the kid I don’t like. 🙂

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