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HOSPITAL CHILD WRESTLING | Hearts Medicine Hospital Heat #2

February 16, 2020


Previously on Heart’s Medicine Hi, I’m Alison Everything’s going great for me OH MY GOD JERRY I DONT KNOW WHAT IM GONNA DO I GOT THE SUPER GONORRHEA DEAR GOD MAN LOOK ALIVE HE’S DYING It doesn’t matter how much they beg I’m never taking them back Man I’m handome ALISON BABE BUT I LOVE YOUUUU *whapoosh* TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE AND WELCOME BACK TO HEARTS MEDICINE HOSPITAL HEAT Welcome back to Alison’s ER Doctor Alison and Doctor Sexy Handsome That’s right, his first name is Sexy Second name Handsome Secret first name Very His name is Very Sexy Handsome We’re moving on to ER no.4 Get you a doctor that looks at you the way Alison looks at Doctor Dumbnose Alright EUUAGH I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS ahahah what the fuck is happening AHAHAHA UGH whatever! later, dudes. (aw shit sICK BURNNN) UGH whatever Everything’s back to normal again NO I can’t keep Ryan I have a dog at home that’s hard enough to take care of Oh, that’s what you meant. I thought you meant can I keep him like a dog THEN IM GOING TO GET MY SEXY HANDSOME ASS OUT OF HERE RIGHTY ROODY DOODY RIGHTY, BOY! What are we gonna do witcha? Chop and throw you into the blender? Imma get a new one of these chairs– thATS A FREAKY LADY RIGHT THERE BOOM CAT CHAIR! FROG CHAIR! LADYBUG BED! TEDDY BEAR OF DOOM! That’s it Let’s fuckin go. Everything’s new, everything’s awesome ‘kay you go to that bed, I have to keep this motherfucker topped up On Benedril(?) or something You need a lil bandage? You need the doctor to come over and fix you treatment? There we go, there we go, all better, softball(?) Nice and good A natural beauty? I know, thank you ‘kay, I’ll check you out Thermometers stickin’ up the butt There you go, are you ready? RIGHT IN YOUR BOOB You okay? He’s fine, he’s topped up. I just gave him a lil bit of prozac and he’s all ready to go Right my lil buddy boy Maybe if you didn’t drink that 14 gallons of MILK YOU’D BE FUCKIN FINE BY NOW But nooo, now you- now Ryan’s got a tummyache Maybe if you’d stop being a piece of shit, Ryan People would actually love you for who you are And not because they have to take care of you What’s up? Awww looks like somebody else got a tummyache too YOU’RE NOT SPECIAL, RYAN! NOT IN THIS ER! You need a Gameboy? Okay, just let me charge it up for sec Bling Bling Bling Bling if only stuff charges like that in real life OOH I GOT HIM JUST IN TIME Okay, you go over there. E=mc fuck you Go in that chair Ryan’s okay, Ryan’s okay You need an inhaler. You got a spout in the bout in the asthmatics? (sry sometimes i cant understand jack’s rambling) Get back in that bed Where are you going after this? Hey! He’s healed A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down~ Okay, there we go HAHA! THE BEST DOCTOR– AUGH MOTHER OF JESUS *horrified.jpeg* Sorry I had to do some fuckin’ road work on Cindy here It’s done now, she’s fixed, she’s fine now I AM A FUCKIN’ SPEEDY GONZALES DOCTOR Boom. BOOM BOOM BOOM. I don’t even need to listen to your chest All I need to do was go up and start beating you with a stethoscope and you’re fine THREE STARS Is my shift over? Can I kill Ryan yet? I MEAN EUTHANIZE HIM. I MEAN- Took him in to a coffee READ FASTER DAMMIT Augh fuck youuu MY SHIFT’S OVER!! NOBODY ELSE COME IN HERE PLEASE You’re fine. You go in the chair BRRRRRRRAP there we go I’m gonna put some new pavement down on ya ‘kay, you need to be checked out but you’re fine for now I’m gonna get a sick COMBOOOO SICK COMBOOO AWUWUWUAWUWU Keep Ryan hydrated. Wait– that’s all I was doing? Keeping that motherfucker hydrated? Just give him a bottle of water and tell him to sip on it every 10 mins and he’ll be fine They also cannot degrade. Put a golden heart in here. I-It’s not good an expansion, but MY GOD does it look pretty I mean, you’ll die pretty quick, but, you’ll die with a golden heart in your chest and everybody wants one of those hmMMMPH I’M… I’M ANNOYED THAT THE OTHER BOY CAME IN AND KISSED YOU ON YOUR MOUTH FACE!! OH I CAN JUST EXPLODE (yall just look at ryan bein like ”dam this shit serious”) Um? It was assault, you all saw it Connor’s also a stupid name She’s sitting on my head. I literally have my mom on my mind, that’s a lot on my mind But if it’ll make you feel better, I’ll… KILL MY MOM AHAHAHAHA Ryan’s over in the corner, he’s like ”what the fuck is going on…” Oh, Ryan! Hahhaha HAHAHAHAHAHA That *imitating Ryan* A-Alison…? Alison? You got the joke, right? Jesus Daniel looks like he’s about to pull a revolver out of that desk SHH!! y’all lemme break it down for you real quick Shit’s about to get serious. Y’hear that music? Emotional moments coming up This is like Grey’s Anatomy: The Game Oh, by the way, my cat died and I got a taxidermy but only the skeleton Uh oh Hahhaha don’t mind me, I was just SHAVING MY HEAD That, or I was using a (plain?playn?plane?) to shave pieces of wood off my desk What is THIS? Yeah, you’re a lot more buff and handsome than when you left ooOH SHITT YALLLL I don’t know what’s going on but this game- This game just throws- they throws that rabbit out on the fishing line and just… rabbit (even hes confused w himself) throws that fuckin’ carrot out on the fishing line and just REELS YOU IN, doesnt it? I was thinking about in my head, “Ooh, rabbits eat carrots!” *cue cute giggle* DEUCES!! 😀 BYE! Ahahah I was gonna do the stereotypical Russian accent for him as well but this way is more fun too Gonna get him YAY BACK TO MY HAPPY HAPPY ER Hmmp I don’t know if I thould twust him If I know my chin ass can predict bad feelings That’s not a good one THANKS FOR TALKING TO DANIEL ALLITON Then start making out on the table Alright well okay SEE YA BYEEEEEE Wait, what am I gettin’? New curtains? YA HEAR THAT PARENTS? All you need to help your children read better is to change the fuckin’ curtains Ahehehe, teddy bear boons…. you’re so funny That might actually be good for my combos You know those combos that I’m getting. I’m gonna get this BOOYAH KACHA Get 24 quicktime bonuses? Oh mother of fuck tits There’s one Get to her. Get to her. Quickly Okay. Go over there and measure her ass Well, not her ASS. HER ENTIRE BODY, actually But… get in that fuckin’ chair Uh….. *concentrating hard* Is that how I do it? 4 ft 1 or 4 ft 3? YER THE YELLOW ONE! I did a goooood “Great job!” Thanks, motherfucker I mean- …Connor! Doctor Handsome! DOCTOR CONNOR HANDSOME, REPORTING FOR ER! You’re not even sick! You’re just fuckin’ loungin’ around (yea, where is this hospital where I can use gameboy all day?) ALL YOU WANT IS FUCKIN’ FREEBIE ISNT IT JUST SIT DOWN AND PLAY GAMEBOY ALL DAY I HOPE YOU’RE PLAYING POKEMON BLUE If not, then fuck you OH I HEARD A LIL MUSK(?)RAT Okay, I need teddy bear bones… QUICKLY! SHES DYING DAMMIT!!! Fuckin’ saved her ass Ah, you need me to come over and check all the spots on your face? POOM POOM POOM POOM!! Best doctor! BEST DOCTOR EU BONUS SO LARGE THEY… think I’m in charge! Read this! Sit on this! Yes, read with your eyes! (i miss nugget ma nnnnn) You need a spoon up your butt? No problem, Jack’s gotchu covered ‘kay, now sit in that chair, really make sure that the s-spoon settles in AH FUCKIN’ BANDAGES BANDAGE MY HOMIE We fuckin’ did it. GOLDEN HEARTS!!! FUCK YESA YES 24 quicktime bonuses, heh. DEUCES! Aw shit. This one sucks ’cause it takes ages! There we go, that was fast. HA! HAHAHA takes ages… hell nooo READ THOSE FASTER I DIDNT CHANGE THE CURTAINS SO YOU CAN STAND ALL DAY READIN (insert alphabets here) It stands for: extra fuck poranium– I don’t know Shit, you go there. Quick treatment. QUICK TREATMEEENTT Aaaaand there! You are a purple Now… Cheezaddy check ya’self out before you rizzady wreck yourself! I am the best doctor! I’m having fun in my ER It’s not my ER, it’s pediatrics DONT WORRY, WE HAVE ROOM WORKS(?) IN HERE TODAY (im sorry yall) FUCKIN HIGH SCORE BITCHES I have never felt like a more accomplished doctor! The more stars I get, the prettier I get as well, and the happier I get That’s all I need in life, more stars Ooh inject her hand! What’s up, Connor? What’s going down? In jealous land Okay ILL BE RIGHT THERE DONT WORRY ABOUT I Connor? Mr. Sexy Handsome? WE HAVE COMPETITION He’s sittin’ there like “Hmm.. that man.. might actually… BE MORE HANDSOME THAN I!!” Okay, that was easy HA WHAT DO I KNOW, IM JUST A DITZY FLOOPSY DOODLES HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH I LOVE IT!! JUST OUT OF NOWHERE! Just really ridiculous, stupid shit You know we have something to hide… the orphans! We killed them all! Hahahha WE CANT TALK ABOUT THAT DAMMIT!!!! I HEARD YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT STOLEN MEDICINE AND ALSO, STEALING MY GIRLFRIEND’S HEART That’s a dominating man. Comes in, voice AND balls in your face NIIIICEEE Oh! Ryan’s still getting along Hahhahaha I’m sorry, Alison’s butt. I’m sorry. I was staring at your butt! Why’re you making luchadores? Oh, Ryan! Everything Ryan says is gold HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH OOOH THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE GAME EVER!! Can I… pay money to get rid of Ryan? Oh I have three beds now! Alright, what else can I upgrade? Chairs? I’m gonna upgrade these ones! Because I feel like these are the ones they spend the longest in Okay, Ryan What the fuck is this? OH I HAVE TO FUCKIN’ HELP YOU BUILD? IM A PEDIATRICIAN NOT A FUCKIN’ CARPENTER DO I LOOK LIKE JESUS’S FATHER? I fuckin’ did it, ha ha ha Okay, help build the decor Oh you want mr. lil sick bear OH WAIT NO N ON O NO NO PICK UP THE FUC KI N– SHES DYING DAMMIT SHES BLEEDING OUT ON MY TABLE I WILL NOT HAVE THIS, JULIE!!! Motherfucker. BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP Yep it’s leprosy alright, I’m sorry. We’re gonna have to amputate those feet We’re gonna have to amputate that face Ah shit, there’s no way in hell that I can do this fast enough to be able to— AHHHH I FUCKIN’ DID IT! (believ jack believ) Okay, help build the decor and– get over in that fuckin’ chair Uh oh… Uh oh… UH OH Shit’s actually… gettin’ rather hard now ‘kay, you’ll be fine at that for awhile Um… what is your height? You are a greeny doo HO HO HOOO! 1 STAR REACHED BECAUSE OF THE C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! Jesus Christ, am I building a fuckin’ stable? Go over there, I’m busy buildin’ Ya think these fuckin’ magical surgery hands are just good for openin’ children up and stuffin’ lovin’ there? NO!!!! THESE ARE ALSO GOOD FOR BUILDING LUCHADORES STAGES!! WHAT IS HAPPENING IN MY LIFE? Okay. Go over there and measure Even tho’ you’re about 19ft tall NOOO CHECKOUT I WAS SAYIN’ Measure this tall… lady Okay, he needs a- he needs a syringe in his head There you go. Yes, I can see inside your head and see that there’s no fuckin’ brains in there! What are you telling me over here? Restock? I DON’T NEED YOUR FUCKIN’ RESTOCK Oh! I’ll just go over here and read this bullshit Niiice!! I finished it. I FINISHED IT There we go. Augh fucK FUCK FU CK I NEED TO RESTOCK! YOURE NOT TAKING THE THING!!!! Okay– There we go, there we go INHALER! Yes, I think I need one with all the fuckin’ running around I’m doing BBRRRRRRTTT DONT FUCKIN’ WORRY I’M THE BEST DOCTOR. I’M ABLE TO BUILD SETS, I’M ABLE TO FIX YOUR FACE, I’M ABLE TO DO SOME ROADWORKS ON YOUR ARM Check him out, we’re almost at the end of the day Nobody else. Nobody else! That’s the end. THAT’S THE END. WE’RE DONE. WE’RE GOOD. WE’RE DONE-ZO MOTHERFUCKER! COMING INTO MY PEDIATRICS WHEN I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GET OUT AND GET A MIMOSA Ya know what’s gonna happen? I’m gonna bandage your face shut You couldn’t have done that at home? You look like you’re about 22 years old! Why’re you in the fuckin’ pediatrics? Did I get Oliver this time? I can’t remember if I did I did, and I got the challenge! Ain’t no sweat off my sack. DEUCES!! Oh shit Give us, give us som– AHAHAHHAAHAHAH BABY FIGHTS!! You know if they hurt each other, I’m just gonna be the one foldin’ the bill and… fixing shit Also, did I just deconstruct my desk in 2 mins? I love that it’s children fighting in luchadore outfits! Oh my God… Ya have to pay for those ones apparently HA! *pshh* ???? sCUSE ME?? IM TALKING! Fuck, I’m missing the story now It’s beautiful… byee hhHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHA AUUGHG THE FEELS! (tragic backstory, mannnn) POOR ALISON! WOW THEY’RE SO MUCH BETTER AT THIS THAN I AM (fabulous jack moment) (such sexy man) I really wish she’d dab Poor Alison… AwwW NOOOOO Oh gee do you think so, dad? Aw thanks gee Aw… 🙁 Do it, Alison! NO! CALL YOU MOTHER!! How are you ever gonna go up, evolve and grow, if you don’t call your mommy? Maynnn. She’s hidin’! SHE’S HIDING FROM THE TRUTH! That’s her problem– Awh I didn’t do the bonus level back here Okay, let’s do this! 3! 2! 1! What happened? Did the game crash? Okay! Well, the game crashed, so, I’m gonna leave this episode here! (he still hasn’t changed the wallpaper from emily is away??) I was just gonna do the bonus mission and leave it here anyway, might do those in like, my own time so we get just the story stuff in the episodes instead of going through like all the bonus little hipsy diddles here and there I don’t know what hipsy diddles is, I just made up that term right here and now, it’s good! MAN THIS GAME IS SO FUCKIN’ AWESOME I LOVE IT SO MUCH LIKE THE GAMEPLAY IS ACTUALLY SUPER FUN. I WOULD LEGITIMATELY PLAY THIS, IT’S VERY ADDICTIVE! To get in and like click on things and get your highscores and everything, I’d legit play this This’d be a great uh touchscreen game, but I think… The story, along with that, AMAZING. Cause I love stories where I get to do my own voices But having a story that’s just so completely ridiculous, and so… melodramatic really puts it over the top for me Ahhh I love it so much! (OUTRO TIME) Tune in next time… for… Hearts Medicine.

100 Comments

  • Reply PaulaADHD September 30, 2018 at 1:58 pm

    6:36 "Connor is also a stupid name" And than android sent by Cyberlife came and everything changes 😀

  • Reply Tahrib Miah October 3, 2018 at 4:30 pm

    “Even though she’s about 19 feet tall”
    Is only 4’10

  • Reply Ninja Donut October 4, 2018 at 10:41 pm

    2017:
    6:37 Connors a stupid name

    2018:
    “My name is Connor. I’m an Android sent by CyberLife.”

  • Reply msxty October 7, 2018 at 10:15 am

    awww- jack didn't get to know that ryan is allison's little half-brother. D;

  • Reply Marluxia Clydia Drake October 9, 2018 at 12:34 pm

    "Also, Connor? That's a stupid name."

    WHAT. DID. YOU. JUST. SAY. TO. YOUR. BABY. ANDROID. BOY.

  • Reply Grentamal October 9, 2018 at 3:33 pm

    Watching this now and realizing this is before "My name is Connor" took over the channel XD

  • Reply Naruru - Art Dump Station October 11, 2018 at 4:36 pm

    Please finish the game, it's been a year ;_;

  • Reply Natalie/Nataly Cipher October 12, 2018 at 4:03 am

    L6:37 "Connor's such a stupid name!" Fast forward to the release of Detroit: Become human.

  • Reply ConfusedLotus *. October 12, 2018 at 5:13 am

    Why did u stop this? Everybody loves it! I thought u liked it! If u see this comment I would love to see more!

  • Reply ASH_BTS QUEEN October 13, 2018 at 7:57 pm

    This is gonna make me cry it sooo sad

  • Reply ASH_BTS QUEEN October 13, 2018 at 8:00 pm

    Did you make a 3 one jack cause I can't find it

  • Reply Sofie The Wombat October 14, 2018 at 7:53 pm

    ”Connor is also a stupid name!” EXCUSE ME!?!? I THOUGHT YOU LOVED CONNOR!!! (the android sent by Cyber Life.)

  • Reply Linnea 언니 Goodman October 17, 2018 at 10:15 pm

    do part 3

  • Reply PhatomWarrior October 18, 2018 at 6:49 am

    Come back to this game!!! Please

  • Reply Gabriel Lewis October 18, 2018 at 12:50 pm

    Please continue this game, Jack~~~ It would be lovely of you :3

  • Reply S Khan October 18, 2018 at 10:52 pm

    Hello. My name is Connor. I am the doctor sent by Heart's Medicine hospital!

  • Reply Yeet it Cuz it empty October 20, 2018 at 4:13 am

    Hi I’m Conor the android sent by cyber life!

  • Reply bernedette October 21, 2018 at 6:43 pm

    you need to finish the game Sean

  • Reply Devayani Balkrishnan October 23, 2018 at 5:10 pm

    "Connor's also a stupid name"
    Suuuuure, Jack.
    Fast forward to DBH series

  • Reply Samantha Campbell October 24, 2018 at 11:34 pm

    Jack come back and finish! I need more DR.VERY SEXY HANDSOME.

  • Reply Ashley McFarlane October 31, 2018 at 5:13 pm

    Another episode please! 🙂

  • Reply Twistfaria November 2, 2018 at 4:34 am

    Hey NO FAIR! I started watching this tonight and was really looking forward to watching the whole thing and then it just ENDS?! Why you show up in my recommended just to cheat me in the end, BAD YOUTUBE BAD!! He was SO in to this game and its cheesiness that it made me love it. I know I could go and play the game but it isn't the same without his enthusiasm and silly voices!!!

  • Reply Tom Bells December 9, 2018 at 4:46 am

    it's December 8 2018 and still no part 3.

  • Reply Luke The Legend December 10, 2018 at 1:26 pm

    Connors also a stupid name!

    Oh jack… you had no idea..

  • Reply iidkkdii December 14, 2018 at 10:58 pm

    some of these children are like eighteen, nineteen years old?? what the fuck??

  • Reply Mabellu December 28, 2018 at 12:55 am

    Miss this series ;w; been thinkin about getting it myself so I can see how it ends

  • Reply Must Cookies December 30, 2018 at 9:24 pm

    Still waiting for part 3

  • Reply Alyssa Abeyta December 31, 2018 at 1:48 am

    "Connor's a stupid name."

    Me: "MY NAME IS CONNOR I'M THE ANDROID SENT BY CYBERLIFE"

  • Reply pandora January 4, 2019 at 2:29 am

    "Connor its also a stupid name"
    Connor, the android sent by CyberLife dislike this video 😂😂

  • Reply Diamond Dragon January 6, 2019 at 7:50 pm

    “Connor is a stupid name” but little did he know Connor the android sent by cyberlife would be his favorite character in Detroit

  • Reply Sophia Roser January 29, 2019 at 8:48 am

    please continueeeee

  • Reply Frick off with your desperate sub channels February 4, 2019 at 1:48 am

    "Connor's also a stupid name"

    Connor the android sent by cyberlife – "u wot"

  • Reply Baldr Eats Fries February 4, 2019 at 5:02 am

    HMHH- Jack: Connor is a stupid name
    A year later
    DBH- Jack: C O N N O R I S M Y B O I

  • Reply MintleafCakes February 12, 2019 at 12:21 am

    Man, really wanted to see what happens next. Where did this series go?

  • Reply AmKam Omega February 21, 2019 at 6:50 pm

    Connor's also a stupid game
    Plays Detroit- becom ooman and gets absessed with Connor.

  • Reply Crystal Water February 25, 2019 at 2:08 am

    There needs to be more of this game….

  • Reply bj gaming February 25, 2019 at 7:13 am

    Please more

  • Reply Penelope Mannhardt February 26, 2019 at 10:02 pm

    "connor's a stupid name"
    a year later
    "YOOOOOOO CONNOR MY BOY!!!"
    (detroit becomehuman)

  • Reply Trans Boi March 4, 2019 at 11:05 pm

    7:02 He’s gay

  • Reply Mateo March 10, 2019 at 12:58 pm

    "Daniel, I'm with Connor now"

    Connor: yes… the Android sent by cyberlife

  • Reply Channel Etc March 23, 2019 at 5:57 am

    When what’s his name said something must be up around here I thought it’s the old lady she started the fire

  • Reply Echos April 10, 2019 at 9:01 am

    Jack, I swear I'd give you as many potatoes as you wanted, if you'd just start playing this again😭😭😭

  • Reply TheWolfCrew April 11, 2019 at 7:04 pm

    “Connor is also a stupid name”

    A while later

    “CONNOR MY ANDROID BOUNCING BABY BOYY”

  • Reply BVintage April 15, 2019 at 9:30 pm

    Your new favorite series that you only did two videos of. Lol.

  • Reply Otaku-chan Anime April 22, 2019 at 12:54 am

    Another game that Jack didn't finish…. I'm going to cry in da corner….

  • Reply pecinta sholawat April 30, 2019 at 12:51 pm

    Lucu

  • Reply Kitty Pugaroniez May 1, 2019 at 5:34 pm

    "Conner is a stupid name"

    Detroit become human
    "Conner my boy!"

  • Reply msxty May 4, 2019 at 1:46 pm

    i still can't move on from the fact that sean didn't even get to know that ryan is actually allison's little step brother. T_T

  • Reply Hunniebee May 5, 2019 at 1:34 am

    Hi I’m Dr. Sexy… um I mean hi I’m Connor the Android sent by cyberlife

  • Reply aliciashelton3022 May 5, 2019 at 7:05 am

    He used it to shave his pubes

  • Reply Megan Tobin May 6, 2019 at 12:53 pm

    FINISH THIS GAME PLEASE!❤️

  • Reply Half Fro May 7, 2019 at 10:20 pm

    Want more pleeeeeeaaaase!

  • Reply Marissa Ballestero May 8, 2019 at 1:42 am

    Are you ever going to come back to this game?

  • Reply Seb Kelley May 8, 2019 at 11:40 am

    Jack: I HOPE YOU'RE PLAYING POKEMON BLUE
    Me: sweats while playing Pokemon Leaf-Green shit

  • Reply The Suits May 8, 2019 at 1:01 pm

    Jacksepticeye 2017: CoNnErS a StUpId NaMe

    Jacksepticeye 2019: i m c o n n e r t h e a n d r o i d s e n t b y c y b e r l i f e

  • Reply Samantha Campbell May 21, 2019 at 1:23 am

    Please finish this game!!!

  • Reply Exterminator May 21, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    I'm guessing he isn't coming back to this.

  • Reply _vananas_ May 25, 2019 at 7:34 am

    "Connor is a stupid name."
    plays Detroit become human
    "My boy Connor uwu."
    It's not about the name it's about the person
    and tbh Bryan Dechart is holy.

  • Reply Evelyn Ellis May 28, 2019 at 2:00 am

    Why didn't you finish this ;-;

  • Reply bella Bartol May 28, 2019 at 4:51 am

    IM SO SADHE NEVER FINISHED UT

  • Reply Galaxy 9Radio May 31, 2019 at 4:56 pm

    'Do I look like jesus's father' -Jacksepticeye

  • Reply Muff Ler June 1, 2019 at 8:08 pm

    6:37
    Jack: Connor is a stupid name
    Also Jack: Hello my Connor I am the android sent by cyberlife

  • Reply nikolina ćirić June 9, 2019 at 9:51 am

    3:18 ….was that a reference to the milk fic…?

  • Reply BrindledNerd June 23, 2019 at 7:09 pm

    still waiting for part 3 :')

  • Reply Saphire Gaming July 12, 2019 at 5:27 am

    Jack: Connors also a stupid name
    Jack plays Detroit:MAH BOIII

  • Reply Amelia Rae July 18, 2019 at 3:39 pm

    He can't play it unless he pays for it it crashed because he used up his free hour, but he can play for free on mobile if he watches ads.

  • Reply MC July 19, 2019 at 1:00 am

    Jack: Connor is also a stupid name
    Hmmmmmm righty then 28 stab wounds

  • Reply Devon Wood-Epstein July 19, 2019 at 11:34 pm

    I love the story that your saying

  • Reply Ginger Lady July 24, 2019 at 9:13 am

    Jack 2017: Connor is a stupid name!
    Recent Jack: Connor! My baby boy! The android sent by Cyberlife!

  • Reply your local Emo shit August 5, 2019 at 1:07 am

    you said this was your favorite game, yet you have only made 2 episodes. why is that?

  • Reply Info_ Chan August 6, 2019 at 4:54 pm

    You watch Grey's Anatomy?

  • Reply Courtney Johnson August 15, 2019 at 1:46 am

    “Connor is also a stupid name”

    HA! It won’t be for long 😉

  • Reply Kyle Bates August 15, 2019 at 12:57 pm

    Still waiting for ep 3

  • Reply •Faded Lily• August 23, 2019 at 3:34 am

    In the second game the whole story was about Daniel stealing medicine and being addicted- that’s why it’s there ;-;

  • Reply Hannah Ware September 8, 2019 at 2:31 am

    Hello from 2019 and FINISH THE GAME I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!!!!!

  • Reply Pat Mc September 17, 2019 at 4:51 am

    Yea he is never finishing it

  • Reply Madzie 2000 September 18, 2019 at 7:39 am

    2017 Jack: CONNOR IS A STUPID NAME
    2018 Jack: Plays DBH and likes Connor

  • Reply Hariette Ravena September 22, 2019 at 10:15 am

    FINISH THE GAMEEEEEEEEE JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK ~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Reply Sarah Kammer September 23, 2019 at 4:19 am

    Awe, I really missed this game, and came back to rewatch it, hoping there was more episodes. My hopes are ruined.

  • Reply Turtle Sama September 23, 2019 at 3:58 pm

    "E =Mc-FUCK YOU"
    -Jacksepticeye 2017

  • Reply kayla cichan September 25, 2019 at 7:06 am

    i love throwing rabbits out on a line to catch some fucking carrots lmao

  • Reply Kenza Sings September 25, 2019 at 4:04 pm

    2017 jack: "connor is a stupid name."
    2018 jack: "CONNOR my boiii!!!!"

  • Reply Opi Gilbertson September 29, 2019 at 7:21 pm

    OMFG I LOVE MARY POPPINS!!!!!:3

  • Reply Sullie Bjørnsen September 30, 2019 at 2:43 pm

    Part 3?

  • Reply Ace The Cinderace September 30, 2019 at 8:30 pm

    WWE? UFC? No sir! I only watch child death matches that are set in a hospital

  • Reply Smurf_ Flinger October 3, 2019 at 3:03 am

    Do more plz

  • Reply K M October 8, 2019 at 12:12 am

    Does anyone know the song that was playing at the ballet recital? It’s amazing and I can’t find it anywhere

  • Reply Galaxy Team Leader October 15, 2019 at 6:58 am

    Hey jack what the guck happened to this???

  • Reply saple sauce October 17, 2019 at 4:33 pm

    we are still waiting for episode 3

  • Reply Konniptionz October 21, 2019 at 12:33 am

    " You look about 22 years old, what are you doing in pediatrics!? " Meanwhile, I'm a 22 year old man that has to go to pediatrics because I got leukemia at 18 and got treated as a teenager ( Which means you get treated as a pediatric case instead of an adult. Means you're much less likely to die from it, too. Makes it an 80 / 20 instead of a 50 / 50 chance of survival. )… so that made me crack up.

  • Reply Simon Scare October 23, 2019 at 2:44 am

    "Connor is a stupid name"
    Connor from dbh:am i a joke to you?

  • Reply FlavoredK October 24, 2019 at 3:42 am

    who is here in 2019 hoping he finishes this?

  • Reply Riley Ambrose October 25, 2019 at 7:10 pm

    MY NAME IS CONNOR, I'M THE ANDROID SEND BY CYBERLIFE

  • Reply Madison Morrissette October 29, 2019 at 10:41 pm

    COME BACK AND FINISH THE GAME PLEASE THIS IS GOLD

  • Reply Cass Dun October 30, 2019 at 6:58 am

    2019 and still waiting for part 3…

  • Reply NightFang427X3 November 5, 2019 at 4:59 pm

    Jack, this game, 2017:"connor is a STUPID name!"
    Jack, 2019, Detroit: Become Human : "Connor is my favorite."

  • Reply E. va November 18, 2019 at 1:41 pm

    Jack: CoNnOr iS A sTupId nAmE!¡!¡!¡!¡
    Me:…….
    Are you sure about that?

    Not many people understood that lol xD

  • Reply the talkingkat December 24, 2019 at 7:11 pm

    Please finish the game!!!!!!

  • Reply JerryTheEgg 154 Or MakeMyWorldRainbow December 30, 2019 at 11:12 pm

    :/ Will You Ever Play This Again Or Finsh The Chapter? What A Cliff Hanger

  • Reply Ethan Edison January 30, 2020 at 2:35 am

    Jack: go sit on this

    2 seconds later oh u need a spoon up ur but jacks got u covered

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