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Flu Season, Round 2

November 24, 2019


– THERE’S A NEW VACCINE
THIS YEAR, AND I THINK IT’S GOOD. THERE’S A PUMPKIN SPICE
FLU SHOT, SO… I WANT TO MAKE SURE
EVERYBODY STAYS HEALTHY, SO I PUT TOGETHER
A LITTLE MESSAGE. – FLU SEASON IS HERE, AND IT’S NOT TOO LATE
TO GET A FLU SHOT. THEY’RE SAFE, EASY,
AND THEY’RE NOT SCARY AT ALL, UNLESS YOU’RE ANDY. – OH. – A MESSAGE FROM
“THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW” AND ANDY. – OH. – ANDY, DID YOU GET A FLU SHOT
YET THIS YEAR? – I HAVE NOT, BUT I WILL. – LOOK WHAT I HAVE RIGHT HERE. – THAT LOOKS REAL. – IT LOOKS REAL. NOTHING’S COMING OUT,
BUT IT LOOKS REAL. IT LOOKS SO REAL,
BUT IT’S NOT MOVING. I THINK I JUST JAM IT IN THERE, AND THAT’S HOW IT WORKS,
RIGHT? – OKAY, LET’S DO IT. – COME ON.
– YEAH. – COME OVER HERE.
– COME ON. – ANDY, REALLY, I WANT TO
GIVE YOU YOUR SHOT NOW. I WANT TO–COME HERE. – THAT’S DONE. – NO, WE’RE NOT DONE. I’M NOT DONE. DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. COME SIT RIGHT HERE. YOU–YOU REALLY
NEED A FLU SHOT. I WANT YOU TO STAY HEALTHY. HAVE YOU KEPT IN TOUCH
WITH GALE, THE NURSE THAT GAVE YOU– – NO.
– YEAH. – JUST DO IT.
– ALL RIGHT. GALE, COME ON OUT. [cheers and applause] – HI, ANDY. – SO I KNOW IT’S REAL. – IT IS REAL. – WHAT DO I NEED– – HI, GALE, HOW ARE YOU? – GOOD, ELLEN,
HOW ARE YOU? – NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. – YOU TOO, ANDY. – GALE’S A NURSE HERE ON
THE WARNER BROTHERS LOT, AND LAST TIME,
YOU DIDN’T BELIEVE IT. THIS TIME–
TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF. – OFF? – [laughs] YOU WANT TO DO IT?
– SURE. – YEAH?
SO HERE’S YOUR CONSENT. – YOU OKAY WITH THIS, ELLEN? – SO IT’S RIGHT HERE. AND YOU HAVE TO ANSWER
THOSE QUESTIONS FOR ME. – SO IT’S ALL NO, RIGHT? – I DON’T KNOW. THAT’S UP TO YOU. – LET’S DO IT, GALE.
– ALL RIGHT. – NEED ME TO HOLD YOUR HAND. – SO I HAVE TO GET
BACK UP THERE AGAIN. – OH, NO, YOU MAY HAVE TO
TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF. – THIS IS NOT HAPPENING. – [laughs] – YOU READY?
– YEAH. AH, AH,
THAT’S LONG. STOP. WHAT THE– – HERE, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. – THANK YOU. – LIKE A–
LIKE A TRIPLE DOSE. – YEAH.
HERE. – THANK YOU, GALE. – ALL RIGHT, GALE,
THANK YOU SO MUCH. – YOU’RE VERY WELCOME.
– ALL RIGHT. WE’LL BE BACK AFTER THIS.

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