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Every Yandere/Vampire/Werewolf ASMR Roleplay Ever [ASMR]

December 24, 2019


boop-boop! Hey you’re now tied up to a
chair in my basement I’ve kidnapped you I’m a high school student with no
realistic way I could have obtained any drugs powerful enough to knock out an
almost fully grown human being or brought them to my basement without suspicion,
because nine times out of ten, I’m the school outcast, but we’ll just ignore
that little hole in the plot 😉 I’m going to keep you in my basement indefinitely
and this will 100% make you want to stay with me *stay with me* 😒stay with me and love me love me love me 😒 even though I’ve taken your free will free will 🙄🙄🙄free
will and have only selfish intentions in mind. I’ll do some pretty horrible things
like 🦴🦴🦴break your legs🦴🦴🦴 kill your family and friends🔪🔪🔪 make you feel worthless All in the hopes that you’ll love me because this is how it works (that’s how yandere works) There’s also a 40%
chance of this roleplay being 😱 extremely ableist 😱 by implying I do all of this
because of a mental illness and not because I’m an evil and selfish human
being. And despite this all being a pretty horrifying thing to do, if I just
put an attractive but obscure anime character in the thumbnail, there’ll still be 40 comments saying how h o t all of this is boop-boop! Hey you’re either in my
basement and chained to a wall, or I’ve encountered you on the streets in a
blind date. I’m virtually the same as the yandere roleplay, but with a supernatural slant in that I need to drink your
blood unlike the Yandere roleplay, I can fix any plothole that arises by simply claiming I’m 🩸 using my vampire
powers🩸 to keep you exactly where I want you. Speaking of vampire powers, I will make my vampires ethereal perfect paragons who have lost all their shortcomings, in order to prevent the listener from
thinking of easy ways out of the situation, if they just think for 2 seconds about vampire weaknesses I have about a 20 percent chance of turning you into a vampire, a 10 percent chance of killing you outright, and a 50% chance of implying
you developed a Sssssstockholm Ssssssssyndrome relationship towards me boop-boop! hello I’m nine times out of 10 not an ACTUAL werewolf but just a human with
wolf ears, a tail, claws, and fangs. Like a cat girl! But a wolf. those nine times out
of 10 I’m just your fluffy friend slash love interest! I’ll be super loyal to you to the end! unless it’s one of those one out of ten
times then we go to the other extreme I hate you so much 😡😡😡 But I live outdoors, so
I don’t have a basement to keep you in. So instead, I took this leaflet from the
vampire book, and just erased all the weaknesses of a werewolf, and made it so
there’s 👄 no chance you can escape me 👄 Even if I threaten to kill you,
there’s about a 70% chance this time that you and I will either be friends or
fall in love and a 30% chance I’ll fall off the face
of the earth before this roleplay is ever completed.

7 Comments

  • Reply Kaede Akamatsu December 23, 2019 at 1:59 pm

    as said in the description: i understand that a lot of work goes into these roleplays, i've done them myself and i know they're not easy to make. but if you're gonna make them, then you should try to make yours uniquely your own.

  • Reply griffinwik December 23, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    "Released 30 min ago"
    Oh yea, let's get into this scathing meta commentary on the current state of the popular FDom archetypes.

    (Im sad you didn't poke fun at everyone putting ASMR in their titles despite not being ASMR in the slightest.)

  • Reply Yazawa Nico December 23, 2019 at 3:24 pm

    About time someone talked about this genre of “ASMR” videos, lol.

  • Reply ParchedPigeon 9 December 23, 2019 at 4:25 pm

    I hate that it’s true

  • Reply Puns aren't that bad December 23, 2019 at 11:13 pm

    "If I just put an attractive anime character in the thumbnail there will be 40 comments saying how hot this is."
    To be fair that is anything and everything lol.

  • Reply Zettaisback December 24, 2019 at 4:02 am

    This is….a different video.

    10/10

  • Reply hazeul December 24, 2019 at 5:08 am

    when you repeated free will i absolutely l o st it

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