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Dwight Schrute Does Healthcare – The Office US

August 14, 2019


what did I do I did my job i slashed benefits to the bone I saved this company money was I too harsh maybe I don’t believe in coddling people and the wild there is no health care and the wild health care is how I hurt my leg I can’t run a lion eats me and I’m dead well I’m not dead I’m the lion you’re dead all right who did this I’m not mad I just want to know who did it so I can punish them what are you talking about ah someone forged medical information and that is a felony okay whoa all right cuz that’s a pretty intense accusation how do you know that they’re fake ah leprosy flesh-eating bacteria hot dog fingers government-created killer nano robot infection you did this didn’t you absolutely not yes you did no I didn’t I know it was you okay fine you know what I’m gonna have to interview each and every one of you until the perpetrator makes him or herself known and until that time there will be no health care coverage for anyone the problem Jim mm-hmm is that people who are really suffering from a medical condition won’t receive the care they need because someone in this office is coming up with all this ridiculous stuff Count Chocula dose sounds tough why did you write that down Jim is it because you know I love Count Chocula do you I think you need to confess the fact yep what are you doing what those are my keys good luck Jim damn it no Jim let me up Jim lick Jim Halpert let me out who is this let me out of you’re fired no differently yes I can I’m manager for the day not your desk okay can you hold on one second I’m getting the beep Jim Halpert hey hey Pam how are you Jim good how are you I’m doing okay Jen excited for the weekend oh yeah yeah what do you um I’m not bothering you am i you know not if anything you’re doing I have nothing great Jim um yeah no this weekend nothing I’m not really doing anything oh yeah might go to the mall no I need new shoes Oh interesting hello hello this is Dwight Schrute calling for jan levinson-gould hi Dwight Schrute calling acting manager Scranton branch listen I need your permission to fire Jim Halpert Oh Dwight Schrute from sales well where’s Michael Scott he is not here right now he put me in charge of the office all right listen to me very carefully you are not a manager of anything understand that’s not entirely true because he put me in charge of picking a healthcare plan [Music]

99 Comments

  • Reply what tha fack March 14, 2019 at 11:47 pm

    why does jim look like coconut head?

  • Reply Sp4wntaneous March 15, 2019 at 12:30 am

    I'm not mad. I just want to know who did this so I can punish them.

  • Reply Himiko TogaWaifu March 15, 2019 at 12:42 am

    Hot doggo finger

  • Reply Cathair 929 March 18, 2019 at 12:15 am

    Jim could have really fucked everyone else over with the healthcare prank

  • Reply Jamyre March 19, 2019 at 9:50 pm

    i think angela broke at 0:59 , lol

  • Reply TheOnly 0506 March 21, 2019 at 10:52 pm

    1:00 thats a blooper 😂

  • Reply BorneoftheBlood March 21, 2019 at 11:24 pm

    If the Office was realistic, the series would have ended with Dwight shooting up Dunder Mifflin

  • Reply OrangeCrush Fizzy March 22, 2019 at 3:36 pm

    Why didn't they include the icecream sandwich part

  • Reply SB 50cal March 23, 2019 at 2:24 am

    0:58 Hotdog fingers OMG hahaha!

  • Reply Wolf Alpha 900 March 23, 2019 at 3:05 pm

    What Dwight did to the Office's healthcare is what every Scandinavian country needs to do to theirs.

  • Reply Toothbrush King March 30, 2019 at 4:15 pm

    I love how when Dwight says hot dog fingers Kevin points at Angela

  • Reply joe kariba March 31, 2019 at 4:26 pm

    I WAS THE 69,000TH SUBSCRIBER

  • Reply Richard Bright April 1, 2019 at 3:09 pm

    I bet Angela came up with hot dog fingers

  • Reply Alejandro Zuñiga April 4, 2019 at 5:01 am

    Its nice seeing Angela laugh at something not serious once in a while

  • Reply CJ Larson April 5, 2019 at 10:10 pm

    Dwight is the best!! 😂😂 He is the key to all of the humor when it comes down to it

  • Reply GamerJosh2611 April 8, 2019 at 10:57 pm

    Love how Stanley just completely disregards Jim tossing the keys into the shelf and leaving Dwight in the room.

    Just, “yeah, okay”

  • Reply cris April 9, 2019 at 5:57 pm

    are dwigts eyes blue or green the world will never know

  • Reply Muck Hunter April 10, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    How could dwight not have won the poll…..

  • Reply YuriOnEdge April 12, 2019 at 7:32 am

    Angela broke character and Kevin noticed it lol

  • Reply Vikmavri Labs. April 13, 2019 at 12:02 am

    2:01 That’s some ASMR right there Stanley

  • Reply Nothing Normal April 13, 2019 at 10:05 pm

    I was Dwight to do my healthcare 🙁

  • Reply PoluX April 14, 2019 at 3:23 am

    I’m confused,

    Can’t he just open it from the inside? I mean, it’s not that hard.

  • Reply Ivon Craig April 18, 2019 at 12:34 am

    My favorite part is when he calls Jan.

  • Reply Michael Paone Productions April 18, 2019 at 2:47 pm

    0:59 you know a joke has to be funny if angela is laughing

  • Reply pushin it April 20, 2019 at 7:50 pm

    Everybody broke character like a mf 😂😂😂

  • Reply ThejollyFrenchman April 23, 2019 at 12:07 am

    Oh, so when Jim traps people in the break room, it's funny, but when Michael does it, it's suddenly not okay? Make up your minds people!

  • Reply only257 April 24, 2019 at 12:50 am

    Hiliarous👻🍦

  • Reply unowen7591 April 24, 2019 at 2:26 pm

    0:59 wasn't that unscripted? Angela wasn't supposed to laugh. But she did, making Kevin laugh lol

  • Reply Taylor Kearin April 25, 2019 at 12:06 am

    ANGELA BROKE

  • Reply Nikki Rodriguez April 25, 2019 at 12:51 am

    at 1:00 angela breaks character and kevin points her out on it (she mentioned this in an interview!)

  • Reply J.D. Blair April 25, 2019 at 12:54 am

    Fun fact:

    @AngelaKinsey

    laughing and

    @BBBaumgartner

    pointing at her when Dwight says "hot dog fingers" in "The Office" episode about healthcare was not in the script 😂

  • Reply Sabrina April 25, 2019 at 1:22 am

    :59 seconds, Angela breaks character and laughs. Kevin points it out and laughs too 😂❤️

  • Reply Louis Jones April 25, 2019 at 3:01 am

    Angela totally breaks character at 1:01 and Brian points at her

  • Reply AstralDragoon April 25, 2019 at 5:15 am

    It's always the best when Stanley starts losing it.

  • Reply Emily April 25, 2019 at 8:06 am

    Watch Angela break at 1:00 😂😂

  • Reply Shay D April 25, 2019 at 12:40 pm

    0:59 Angela breaking character. Came here to see after she mentioned in recent interview.

  • Reply navynugget7 April 26, 2019 at 2:56 am

    The early episodes are gold!

  • Reply Jenny H April 30, 2019 at 12:17 am

    Jim’s hair 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

  • Reply Fitzgerald May 2, 2019 at 2:07 am

    h o t d o g f i n g e r s

  • Reply edswartzify May 6, 2019 at 10:03 pm

    Hotdog fingers

  • Reply Alejandro Medina May 7, 2019 at 11:58 am

    1:24 -The problem Jim…
    I dont know why but Dwight being so serious makes me laugh like an idiot.

  • Reply L and Q May 7, 2019 at 11:36 pm

    Angela breaks at 1:01

  • Reply Jamie Klein May 8, 2019 at 1:24 am

    0:59 angela laughs

  • Reply asdas8887 May 12, 2019 at 10:16 am

    I like this Dwight's clothes and looks, and not the caricature of the season 8 and 9 with the mustard color shirt and brown suite

  • Reply Phore Whoresman May 13, 2019 at 7:50 am

    Dwight and Jim become brothers/best friends over the series… amazing storyline.

  • Reply Coy Frisk May 14, 2019 at 11:10 pm

    So weird seeing angela openly laugh with kevin

  • Reply Sharjeel Khan May 18, 2019 at 9:25 pm

    Jim is a dick!

  • Reply Naturally Jeremy May 23, 2019 at 2:09 pm

    Jim’s hair 🥺

  • Reply Jade Kuehn May 23, 2019 at 8:07 pm

    1:01
    Even Angela laughed!!

    Edit: also, look at everyone’s hair. 😂

  • Reply Brandon Bradford May 24, 2019 at 7:54 pm

    Does anyone else think Jim is a bully? 8 times into reruns and I'm seeing Jim in a different light

  • Reply JonerysStan4life May 25, 2019 at 7:43 pm

    Jim’s hair was horrendous in those days

  • Reply autumnnz1 May 28, 2019 at 11:24 am

    Hotdog fingers…..lmfao

  • Reply Ravindra Chauhan May 31, 2019 at 8:19 pm

    What kinda shoes :'))

  • Reply Samuel Fulkerson June 1, 2019 at 8:22 pm

    Back in like the first season the office actually looks like an office

  • Reply Prison Mike June 3, 2019 at 6:44 pm

    This is why I like dwight more than jim…

  • Reply Daniel Chavez June 4, 2019 at 5:01 am

    Love how he hands out the paper lmaooo

  • Reply The Noisy Spectator June 5, 2019 at 3:18 pm

    This is one of the first episodes, and it is such a perfect introduction to Dwight.

    I didn't like that in the series finale, Dwight became the regional manager. Despite always wanting to become it, people like him just are not capable of being the The Big Pie.

    They would end up doing things just like Dwight did, after they lost Angelo as Regional Manager.

    Discouragingly enough, people who often come in after getting fired and shoot up the place are usually like Dwight;
    They've convinced themselves they are in charge, or should be in charge, or that everyone disrespects them by not obeying them as the master, like they think they deserve!

    I was concerned Dwight would shoot someone like Andy one day, but I though it would be on purpose!

  • Reply James The Beagle June 8, 2019 at 5:37 pm

    If any one thinks Dwight.K.Schrute is dumb, let’s see the two of you compete in a Mule Deer skinning contest and we’ll see who’s the dumb one.

  • Reply raj shah June 11, 2019 at 8:59 am

    Hot dog finger

  • Reply Jim Criniti June 16, 2019 at 4:33 pm

    "Government created killer nanorobot infection."

    All I kept hearing in my head was "Snake? Snake…SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEE!!!!!"

  • Reply Mehddie June 18, 2019 at 5:09 am

    That hair tho Jim

  • Reply carlos Gomez June 19, 2019 at 2:18 am

    Yep
    What are you doing
    What
    Does are my keys
    Good luck
    JIM DANM IT NO JIM LET ME OUT JIM LET…..
    throw the keys
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Reply Seabee156 June 19, 2019 at 2:23 am

    I do not miss Jim’s bowlcut at all…

  • Reply Stevie wonder Wonder bread June 20, 2019 at 1:04 am

    “The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.”- Unknown.

  • Reply Mason Horsley June 24, 2019 at 5:01 am

    Dwight: I know it was you

    Also Dwight: Interviews everyone to find out who it is

  • Reply Zelda June 27, 2019 at 10:06 pm

    I'm typing this with an onion

  • Reply anup dilip kumar June 28, 2019 at 6:32 am

    Who’s here after watching the Indian office remake? It was so cringe I had to rewatch this scene just to make myself feel better.

  • Reply kitchen sink June 28, 2019 at 11:01 pm

    jim’s hair is hot

  • Reply Josh Wah? July 1, 2019 at 7:07 am

    I can’t be the only who hated Jim during this time.

  • Reply 12 12 July 1, 2019 at 9:07 pm

    Why would you need to get healthcare from your company?

  • Reply Kaylee J July 2, 2019 at 6:53 pm

    ….Dwight isn't in an earth tone…. For shame

  • Reply Just A Guy Production July 7, 2019 at 7:06 pm

    Dwight needs to confess that he loves Count Chocula

  • Reply Hrithik Basu July 10, 2019 at 2:51 am

    It’s weird seeing the difference in camera quality

  • Reply john doe July 10, 2019 at 4:07 am

    I know alot of people with hot dog fingers..

  • Reply Aiza A July 12, 2019 at 10:16 pm

    2:00 "the difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits" – I LOVE THE OFFICE AND HIDDEN GEMS WITH IT.

  • Reply Lps Sugar Rose July 14, 2019 at 12:10 am

    JIMS HAIR IM DYING

  • Reply Deep Sharma July 14, 2019 at 10:45 am

    0:59 Angela breaking the character….

  • Reply Matthew Wolfgram July 15, 2019 at 1:38 pm

    This was the best episode

  • Reply logitech9 July 16, 2019 at 2:43 am

    Jim has that pickle sniffer haircut, totally takes the high hard one

  • Reply Kono Dutch July 16, 2019 at 5:45 pm

    Well….. Im not dead….. Im the lion. You're dead

  • Reply loneWolf.9 July 18, 2019 at 6:13 pm

    I have to say it…..Dwight looks sooooo good in this episode

  • Reply NintendoWolf July 19, 2019 at 1:35 pm

    I like how he says “Dammit, Jim!” when he sees the information, yet still bothers to ask who did it.

  • Reply Cellulanus July 20, 2019 at 3:09 am

    He can be locked into the office? That's a fire code violation.

  • Reply ¡Da Boi King Pickles! July 21, 2019 at 9:43 pm

    Honestly the first few episodes of this show were awful. But they did have quite a few funny moments such as this one

  • Reply Comix Hub July 22, 2019 at 12:44 am

    0:49 in the left corner WHO TF IS THAT

  • Reply bébé, sauve moi July 23, 2019 at 6:37 am

    You know Angela, Kevin and Stanley were laughing for real at Dwight's lines

  • Reply Nelson Moore July 23, 2019 at 3:16 pm

    At 0:59 this looks like the cast lost it hahaha

  • Reply itsRyJoe July 24, 2019 at 4:44 pm

    It’s funny how he so vehemently declares its Jim yet goes outside and asks who was responsible for doing it.

  • Reply DIRT McGIRT July 27, 2019 at 12:56 am

    Dwight care > Obama care.

  • Reply Xavier Yazzie July 28, 2019 at 6:20 am

    Excuse my language but what the fuck is wrong with Jim's hair. He looks like he has a freaking little girls haircut. Lol 😂.

  • Reply lucas Rozmus July 31, 2019 at 4:00 am

    We need a “ dam it Jim!” Video

  • Reply Roxanne July 31, 2019 at 9:27 pm

    0:54 That pause and stare after he says "leprosy" is hilarious i don't know why

  • Reply Andy Poutros August 1, 2019 at 1:19 pm

    0:57 Angela can't hold herself and laughs and and so does Kevin, not acting lol

  • Reply Nabeel Perviz August 2, 2019 at 8:57 am

    Stanley laughing is weird

  • Reply Luna Ranger August 10, 2019 at 4:04 am

    If a company I work for cuts my healthcare plan(s) to save money, I’d better get one hell of a raise

  • Reply primed legs August 11, 2019 at 1:40 pm

    0:58 angela breaks character LMAO

  • Reply D. Rüesch August 13, 2019 at 1:46 am

    Jim's hair.

  • Reply Aidan The Wizard August 14, 2019 at 1:32 am

    here you can tell the characters don’t have their traits defined yet because Angela laughs at the fake diseases

  • Reply Gijs Hagenaars August 14, 2019 at 8:43 am

    Just break the dang window man

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