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Donald Trump Terrified of Getting Coronavirus

March 12, 2020


PLEASE RELAX. HAPPY DAY AFTER DAYLIGHT SAVING DAY. HOW ARE YOU HOLDING UP FOR THAT? EVERYONE ALL RIGHT? YESTERDAY MORNING WAS OUR ANNUAL REMINDER THAT WE AREN’T AS SMART AS OUR MICROWAVE OVENS. [ LAUGHTER ] GUILLERMO HAD A BIG WEEK. AND CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU, GUILLERMO.>>Guillermo: OH, THANK YOU, JIMMY.>>Jimmy: YOU’RE WELCOME. NOW, THIS IS FROM A HORSE RACE IN TAMPA BAY ON SATURDAY. AND IT WOULD SEEM THAT WE HAVE A WINNER IN OUR MIDST.>>KING GUILLERMO NOW GOING TO THE LEAD. INSIDE THE FINAL FURLONG, DO YOU BELIEVE THIS? KING GUILLERMO. HE WINS IMPRESSIVELY.>>LOOK, I’M A JOCKEY!>>Jimmy: I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE RACING. WHAT’S YOUR HORSE’S NAME, GUILLERMO?>>PEPE. [ LAUGHTER ]>>Jimmy: PEPE. IT’S ALSO HIS DOG’S NAME COINCIDENTALLY. THE CORONAVIRUS — THIS CORONAVIRUS IS ALL I HEAR ABOUT FROM — WHOO? [ LAUGHTER ] PEOPLE ARE SELLING OFF STOCKS AND BUYING UP TOILET PAPER. AND IF YOU ARE BUYING UP TOILET PAPER, I HAVE A QUESTION. WHY ARE YOU BUYING UP TOILET PAPER? I THINK YOU’VE GOT THE BODY UPSIDE DOWN BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE CANCELING EVENTS. THE SOUTH BY SOUTHWEST FESTIVAL IN AUSTIN WAS CANCELED OVER THE WEEKEND. THERE’S TALK THEY MAY HOLD NBA GAMES WITH NO FANS IN THE CROWD. ITALY THE COUNTRY IS CLOSED. FOR REAL. I TRY TON GET TOO WORKED UP ABOUT THIS SORT OF THING, BUT THEN I SAW THIS HEADLINE OVER THE WEEKEND, AND FOR ME NOW THIS IS SERIOUS. COSTCO IS PULLING THEIR FREE SAMPLES. [ LAUGHTER ] TRUMP NEEDS TO SEND MIKE PENCE TO COSTCO TO FIGURE THIS OUT RIGHT NOW. THIS IS ALSO SCARY NEWS FOR COSTCO SHOPPERS. THIS WAS FROM THE WEEKEND TOO. O.J. POSTED, “CORONAVIRUS? WHO’S AFRAID?” [ LAUGHTER ] I DON’T KNOW. ARE THOSE TWO SEPARATE QUESTIONS OR ONE? BECAUSE WHENEVER YOU’RE OUT IN A MASK WE’RE AFRAID, ALL OF US. [ LAUGHTER ] I’VE BEEN DOING MY PART TO FIGHT THE CORONAVIRUS. THE VIRUS WE ARE TRYING TO SPREAD IS CALLED THE ELBUMP. THERE IT IS. E-L-B-U-M-P. WE BRANDED THIS LAST WEEK. AND IT SEEMS TO BE CATCHING ON. FOR INSTANCE ON KELLY AND RYAN, THERE’S WHITNEY CUMMINGS DOING THE ELBUMP VERY ELEGANTLY. MIKE AND TONY FROM PARDON THE INTERRUPTION. DJIMON HOUNSOU. COACH K AND ROY WILLIAMS. EVEN VICE PRESIDENT MIKE PENCE IS PARTICIPATING. PUT IT THERE, SOUL BROTHER. KEEP DOING THAT. JUST GET IN THE HABIT OF DOING IT. THE PRESIDENT PUBLICLY SEEMS DETERMINED TO KEEP SHAKING HANDS. HE HAS SAID THAT AND THAT HE WILL NOT CANCEL HIS RALLIES. BUT A REPORT TODAY FROM “VANITY FAIR” SAYS HE IS PRIVATELY TERRIFIED ABOUT GETTING THE VIRUS AND THINKS JOURNALISTS WILL TRY TO PURPOSEFULLY CONTRACT CORONAVIRUS TO GIVE IT TO HIM ON AIR FORCE ONE. [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THAT DOESN’T SEEM PARANOID AT ALL. ON FRIDAY THE PRESIDENT SIGNED A FUNDING BILL FROM CONGRESS TO HELP COMBAT THE VIRUS. AND REALLY PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT HE SAYS HERE.>>SO WE’RE SIGNING THE 8.3 BILLION. I ASKED FOR 2 1/2, AND I GOT 8.3. AND I’LL TAKE IT.>>Jimmy: HE ONLY ASKED FOR 2 1/2 BILLION. CONGRESS SAID WE AUTHORIZE 8.3 BILLION. AND HE’S BRAGGING THAT HE WANTED LESS? I DON’T KNOW. IT DOESN’T — HE SOMEHOW FINDS A WAY TO BRAG ABOUT EVERYTHING. AND AT THE SIGNING SOMEBODY ASKED HIM ABOUT ELIZABETH WARREN AND WHETHER SEXISM PLAYED A ROLE IN HER CAMPAIGN NOT WORKING OUT. AND YOU’RE GOING TO BE SURPRISED TO HEAR HE DOESN’T.>>SHE DESTROYED MIKE BLOOMBERG VERY QUICKLY. LIKE IT WAS NOTHING. IT WAS EASY FOR HER. PEOPLE DON’T LIKE HER. SHE’S A VERY MEAN PERSON. AND PEOPLE DON’T LIKE HER. PEOPLE DON’T WANT THAT. THEY LIKE A PERSON LIKE ME, THAT’S NOT MEAN. [ LAUGHTER ]>>Jimmy: SEE YOU, LOSERS. I LIKE WHEN HE UNBUTTONS HIS SHIRT A LITTLE. TRUMP WAS UP BRIGHT AND EARLY THIS MORNING TRYING TO DOWNPLAY THE VIRUS. HE WROTE, “SO LAST YEAR 37,000 AMERICANS DIED FROM THE COMMON FLU. IT AVERAGES BETWEEN 27,000 AND 70,000 PER YEAR. NOTHING IS SHUT DOWN. LIFE AND THE ECONOMY GO ON. AT THIS MOMENT THERE ARE 546 CONFIRMED CASES OF CORONAVIRUS WITH 22 DEATHS. THINK ABOUT THAT.” NO, YOU THINK ABOUT THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU’RE THE ONE WHO’S PRESIDENT. 546 AND 22 DEATHS IS NOT GOOD NEWS. IF YOU FOUND OUT 546 OF YOUR FRIENDS WERE ON TIK TOK YOU WOULDN’T BE LIKE, OKAY, WELL, GLAD — THANK GOD THAT’S OVER. [ LAUGHTER ] THE PRESIDENT STOPPED BY CDC HEADQUARTERS ON FRIDAY. THAT IS THE CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL. TO EXPLAIN TO THE EXPERTS WHO ARE WORKING ON THE VIRUS THAT HE’S AN EXPERT TOO.>>I LIKE THIS GUY. YOU KNOW, MY UNCLE IS A GREAT PERSON. HE WAS AT M.I.T. I TAUGHT AT M.I.T. FOR I THINK LIKE A RECORD NUMBER OF YEARS. HE WAS A GREAT SUPER GENIUS. DR. JOHN TRUMP. I LIKE THIS STUFF. I REALLY GET IT. THEY’RE SURPRISED THAT I UNDERSTAND. EVERY ONE OF THESE DOCTORS SAID HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT THIS? MAYBE I HAVE A NATURAL ABILITY. MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT INSTEAD OF RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT. [ LAUGHTER ]>>Jimmy: YEAH. I AGREE WITH THAT. THEY’VE ALL THE NOBEL PRIZES YOU WOULD HAVE WON BY NOW. [ LAUGHTER ] EVERYONE RELAX. TRUMP’S UNCLE WAS A SUPER GENIUS. THE PRESIDENT THEN TREATED THESE HEALTH OFFICIALS TO ANOTHER HELPING OF HUMILITY. WATCH THE GUY ON THE RIGHT HERE. THIS IS DR. STEVE MONROE. HE’S ONE OF THE TOP EXPERTS ON LAB SCIENCE AND SAFETY IN THE WORLD. AND WATCH HIS FACE AS THE PRESIDENT SPEAKS.>>THEY’RE MAKING MILLIONS OF MORE AS WE SPEAK. BUT AS OF RIGHT NOW AND YESTERDAY ANYBODY THAT NEEDS A TEST — THAT’S THE IMPORTANT THING. AND THE TESTS ARE ALL PERFECT. LIKE THE LETTER WAS PERFECT. THE TRANSCRIPTION WAS PERFECT. THIS WAS NOT AS PERFECT AS THAT BUT PRETTY GOOD. [ APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: THAT’S A LOOK OF SOME KIND OF A MIX BETWEEN I WISH I WAS DEAD AND OH, MY GOD, WE’RE ACTUALLY GOING TO BE DEAD. BUT THE TESTS ARE PERFECT. EVERYTHING’S PERFECT. THAT’S WHY TRUMP FIRED HIS CHIEF OF STAFF OVER THE WEEKEND. HE WAS TOO PERFECT. MICK MULVANEY, TRUMP’S FOURTH CHIEF OF STAFF IN THREE YEARS, IS OUT. HE’LL BE REPLACED BY CONGRESSMAN MARK MEADOWS. MICK MULVANEY, NOW MARK MEADOWS. HE’S WORKING HIS WAY THROUGH THE Ms. KEEP YOUR FINGERS CROSSED, MATTHEW MODINE. [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, TRUMP WAS APPARENTLY UPSET THAT MULVANEY WENT TO VEGAS DURING THIS CORONA EMERGENCY. WHICH WOULD MAKE HIMSELF IF HE HIMSELF HADN’T BEEN UPSET FROM HIS VACATION HOME IN FLORIDA, WHERE HE WENT DURING THE EMERGENCY. NOW, EFFORTS ARE BEING MADE TO SLOW THE VIRUS ON A LOCAL LEVEL. THE MAYOR OF NEW YORK, BILL DE BLASIO, IS URGING NEW YORKERS TO STAY INDOORS AND STAY OFF THE SUBWAY. BASICALLY THE MAYOR IS TELLING NEW YORKERS TO AVOID NEW YORK AT ALL COSTS. [ LAUGHTER ] DE BLASIO ALSO SAID NEW YORKERS SHOULD REFRAIN FROM SHAKING HANDS, WHICH THAT ONE SHOULDN’T BE A PROBLEM. MOST NEW YORKERS DON’T EVEN LIKE TO MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH ONE ANOTHER. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT THIS REPORT TO ME IT SHINES A LIGHT ON HOW THE CORONAVIRUS IS BEING RECEIVED IN THE BIG APPLE.>>I’M NOT DOING ANYTHING DIFFERENT. I STILL WASH MY HANDS WHEN I GO EAT OR GO OUT. AND I STILL WASH UP.>>I’M WASHING MY HANDS FOR AT LEAST 20 SECONDS. OFTEN.>>I’M WASHING MY HANDS MORE. BUT NOT FOR 20 SECONDS. I DON’T HAVE THE PATIENCE FOR THAT. [ LAUGHTER ]>>Jimmy: BUT SHE DID HAVE THE PATIENCE TO TIE THAT SCARF INTO SIX GIANT KNOTS. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT’S WHY I ALWAYS SAY BE PATIENT OR BE A PATIENT. IT’S BEEN MY MOTTO SINCE 1973. THIS IS INTERESTING. SENATOR TED CRUZ ANNOUNCED YESTERDAY HE’S PLACED HIMSELF UNDER SELF-QUARANTINE BECAUSE OF THE VIRUS. SO EVERY CLOUD HAS A SILVER LINING I GUESS. TED CALLS IT A SELF-QUARANTINE. OTHERS CALL IT HAVING NO FRIENDS. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT TED CRUZ DECIDED TO PUT HIMSELF UNDER HOUSE ARREST BECAUSE HE SHOOK HANDS WITH A CARRIER AT CPAC THE WEEK BEFORE LAST. AND I AM WORRIED ABOUT TED. HE’S ACTUALLY SPENDING HIS QUARANTINE BACKSTAGE AT OUR SHOW. CAN WE BRING HIM OUT FOR A SECOND? OH, HERE HE IS RIGHT HERE. OKAY. THERE HE IS. WELL, HEY — [ APPLAUSE ] SENATOR, I DO WANT TO ASK, IS EVERYTHING OKAY IN THERE?>>I’M DOING FINE, JIMMY. JUST DOING MY PART TO KEEP AMERICA SAFE.>>Jimmy: OKAY. WELL, THAT’S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR. I HOPE YOU’RE OKAY. I REALLY DO.>>THANKS, JIMMY. CAN I GET A SPRINKLE OF THAT FOOD?>>Jimmy: OH, YEAH. ABSOLUTELY. I’LL GIVE A LITTLE. THERE. EAT IT ALL. OKAY? [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, HE’S GOT SOME ALGAE ON HIS BELLY. LET’S GET THAT CLEANED OFF. HE’S A SENATOR. HAVE SOME RESPECT, FOR GOD’S SAKE. I’LL SEE YOU LATER, SENATOR CRUZ. GOOD LUCK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] IS THAT MORE THAN YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO GIVE? JOE BIDEN IS NOT UNDER SELF-QUARANTINE. HE IS OUT THERE SPREADING HIS BRAND OF KOOKY COMMON SENSE TO ANYBODY WHO WILL LISTEN, INCLUDING THIS CONFUSED CROWD IN KANSAS CITY.>>TURNING THIS PRIMARY FROM A CAMPAIGN THAT’S ABOUT NEGATIVE ATTACKS INTO ONE THAT’S ABOUT WHAT WE’RE FOR BECAUSE WE CANNOT GET RE-ELECT — WE CANNOT WIN THIS RE-ELECTION — EXCUSE ME. WE CAN ONLY RE-ELECT DONALD TRUMP. IF IN FACT WE GET ENGAGED IN THIS CIRCULAR FIRING SQUAD.>>Jimmy: OH, BOY. I DON’T KNOW.

100 Comments

  • Reply Ahmad Nawaz March 12, 2020 at 8:16 am

    Americans are weird

  • Reply Afghanistan Bananastand March 12, 2020 at 8:26 am

    The orange germaphobe who doesn't wear a condom with a pornstar. Go Spanky go!

  • Reply Afghanistan Bananastand March 12, 2020 at 8:32 am

    Next executive order will be to postpone elections for the good of the public. Maybe four years or so delayed

  • Reply AggTheMag March 12, 2020 at 8:33 am

    so, let me get this straight; biden is wiinning right? how is this possible? do the American people relate with him when he gets those mini-strokes each time he speaks? Was it like that with Trump too? what's wrong with you America? good luck…. and good luck to the rest of us…

  • Reply Ruth Legese March 12, 2020 at 8:41 am

    would recommend watching the cdc segment multiple times, but each time, focus on a new person in the back! cannot stop laughing. the expression on their faces is so funny! especially the guy in the middle with the patterned tie who could barely keep the laugh in ahahah idk how they managed to stay so collected

  • Reply Wwin dewi Ayu koryati March 12, 2020 at 8:44 am

    Things like this shouldnt be a joke..corona pandemic is not joke at all

  • Reply Von Musklaus March 12, 2020 at 8:47 am

    I am not American, but I can see this an anti – trump channel. You Americans should be more respectful.

  • Reply David Phipps March 12, 2020 at 8:53 am

    8:59 Donald Trump ads are coming … " JOE BIDEN SAYS " WE CAN ONLY REELECT, DONALD TRUMP!" "

  • Reply J March 12, 2020 at 8:56 am

    I don’t think Jimmy Kimmel likes the president LOL

  • Reply johnnybgoodeish March 12, 2020 at 9:02 am

    I normally would not do this as I'm an atheist, but I'm praying to the christian god and will become a believer if my prayer is answered.
    My prayer is this: please God give both Trump and Biden a fatal dose of COVID-19 within the next week.
    If this prayer is answered I will become a follower!

  • Reply kels matthews March 12, 2020 at 9:07 am

    The '"elbump" is actually called "The Chicken Wing"

  • Reply Diarmuid Cahill March 12, 2020 at 9:25 am

    Elbow bump transfers virus 🦠 btw

  • Reply Zero Gaming March 12, 2020 at 9:32 am

    Kimmel is nothing more than a puppet to the agenda 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️ You're a very sad individual Kimmel

  • Reply Petra Nyberg March 12, 2020 at 9:49 am

    Herr in Europe its serious!
    Jimmy should take a break in his show. To protect himself and so many people there. In Italy all country is closed! Schools and no groups forbidden! Scary here 😨

  • Reply Petra Nyberg March 12, 2020 at 9:50 am

    Now planes from Europe to US forbidden. It’s no joke now

  • Reply johnny depth March 12, 2020 at 10:24 am

    Who isn't scared of the Coronavirus Jimmy?
    It's all you hear about you idiot, cuz it's real

    What a great time to make a joke about a serious virus

  • Reply Chris Buesnell March 12, 2020 at 10:36 am

    Trump is right on Warren.

  • Reply Commongamer March 12, 2020 at 10:40 am

    Vanity fair is a trash website

  • Reply RampantArtist March 12, 2020 at 10:46 am

    i like jimmy but claiming to have created bumping elbows is as bad as trump claiming to be a very stable genius… it smells of desperation. You did not invent this… people have done it for years for all manner of reasons. It is the down side to this show… like you can hear coins jingling the whole time

  • Reply Colin saunderson scotti RSA March 12, 2020 at 11:07 am

    I wish this guy can grow up he is realy childish.

  • Reply ASH27 Slick March 12, 2020 at 11:20 am

    Trump has to be thinking to himself, ''Some people actually voted for me?'' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Reply Pete March 12, 2020 at 11:26 am

    Three years in & still Trump bashing huh?

  • Reply PereL work 2 live 2 love 2 golf March 12, 2020 at 11:38 am

    🤓😝😆😆😆😆😆

  • Reply DJ KNUCKŁ3S!! March 12, 2020 at 11:43 am

    Elbro

  • Reply DJ KNUCKŁ3S!! March 12, 2020 at 11:44 am

    Trump is class 😂

  • Reply Ken Marto March 12, 2020 at 11:58 am

    You must wish you were the president because you talk about him so much

  • Reply Do Cool Stuff March 12, 2020 at 12:06 pm

    Jimmy Fallon is way cooler

  • Reply jhl jhl March 12, 2020 at 12:37 pm

    Its cause when he askes for money its usually all ways to much says Congress

  • Reply Mohamed Mia March 12, 2020 at 12:42 pm

    I love Guillermo's laugh

  • Reply MR intel March 12, 2020 at 12:44 pm

    Jimmy's Elbump is saving a lot more lives than Trump's rants.

  • Reply Kevin Currington March 12, 2020 at 1:04 pm

    TDS

  • Reply Marcos xp March 12, 2020 at 1:11 pm

    ♥♥♥♥♥ TRUMP ♥♥♥♥♥

  • Reply Zimtstarli March 12, 2020 at 1:14 pm

    in that case i’m glad the virus is affecting the elderly. maybe we finally get rid of all those crazy republicans. is that a bad thing to say.

  • Reply Gregg Lira March 12, 2020 at 1:41 pm

    I'll do the peace sign like the aliens!

  • Reply Gregg Lira March 12, 2020 at 1:41 pm

    People's elbows are dirty too

  • Reply MP3 March 12, 2020 at 1:47 pm

    Oh wow, jimmy actually made fun of Joe Biden

  • Reply Blah blah Baby March 12, 2020 at 1:48 pm

    Don's hair looks great now.

  • Reply qopoy dnon March 12, 2020 at 1:48 pm

    I cant stop laughing at the man with the red tie. He looks at Trump like "oh really? So your expert now?"

  • Reply Zeek Banistor March 12, 2020 at 1:54 pm

    Jimmy the scum bag Kimmel–so much for pulling together and forgetting about politics during these trying times.

  • Reply Abs Flows March 12, 2020 at 1:54 pm

    My husband took a plane for work and he said there were 20 people on it it’s a plane for like 300 people

  • Reply Blah blah Baby March 12, 2020 at 1:54 pm

    Lmao!!! Did Biden actually say that I got to rewind ten times.

  • Reply Stellar yoga Arts March 12, 2020 at 2:11 pm

    Wait till u need a ventilation device and there is not enough for u , Hahahahah 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Reply SinriWoah LIVE! March 12, 2020 at 2:23 pm

    the biden clip s taken out of context… there is more to it that makes the "we can only re-elect donald trump" prt make sense… he was saying something like if we continue carrying on the way we are being nasty to one another then our fate is sealed… and we need to unite on the left or donald trump WILL be re-elected…. but when u only cut it down to the last 10 words you dont get the full story

  • Reply John O'Neill March 12, 2020 at 2:32 pm

    He's safe, I'm pretty sure Coronavirus can only be contracted by Humans.

  • Reply Evil Deeds March 12, 2020 at 2:40 pm

    With the fake canned laughter after every bad joke it makes you wonder how these pathetic people will live much longer.

  • Reply Evil Deeds March 12, 2020 at 2:43 pm

    Lets hope Trump gets the virus! As well as EVERY POLITICIAN AND EVERY BANKER!

  • Reply Harry Johnson March 12, 2020 at 2:50 pm

    WARNING TO EVERYONE – THE STOCK MARKET ALWAYS CRASHES WHEN A REPUBLICAN IS PRESIDENT. ALWAYS !!!!!
    THE WORST STOCK MARKET CRASHES HAVE OCCURRED UNDER REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTS – HOOVER, REAGAN, BUSH, TRUMP.
    DO NOT VOTE FOR TRUMP UNLESS YOU WANT TO LOSE YOUR ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS.

  • Reply Pattreth March 12, 2020 at 2:52 pm

    JESUS! did they realize how close they came to a guild navigator swimming in a pool of spice liquid?!

  • Reply Harry Johnson March 12, 2020 at 3:08 pm

    I REALLY HOPE THE CORONA VIRUS REACHES THE WHITE HOUSE. AT HIS AGE, THE VIRUS IS PRETTY MUCH A DEATH SENTENCE.

  • Reply Bharat Varsha March 12, 2020 at 3:09 pm

    Jimmy should be the next Corona patient !

  • Reply EUGENE KUPKA March 12, 2020 at 3:11 pm

    If Trump has sympathetic signs of Coronavirus have him select the coffin he wants to be buried in ! ! No sense in waiting until the last minute !

  • Reply Ranger Don March 12, 2020 at 3:16 pm

    Fu Democrat's

  • Reply Ranger Don March 12, 2020 at 3:19 pm

    Fu Democrat's make fun of people dying. Well done 👍 nasty lot

  • Reply Manny2927 March 12, 2020 at 3:20 pm

    Jimmy it’s time for you to grow the fk up

  • Reply Ranger Don March 12, 2020 at 3:21 pm

    President Trump is doing a fantastic job outstanding man 👍💪

  • Reply Ranger Don March 12, 2020 at 3:22 pm

    Trump is more funny then you

  • Reply Dave March 12, 2020 at 3:29 pm

    Super geniuses

  • Reply Brandon Maiorino March 12, 2020 at 3:29 pm

    Trump is going to win again SORRY NOT SORRY

  • Reply Lex Feng March 12, 2020 at 3:42 pm

    it's not about just washing your hands anymore, guys! be serious with it

  • Reply DeathWolf March 12, 2020 at 4:00 pm

    Get your trump puppet here! Maken Mill as we speak! everything is perfect!

  • Reply Kryanide March 12, 2020 at 4:07 pm

    It sucks when Jimmy pulls politics into his stuff but his editors are pretty good.

  • Reply john patterson March 12, 2020 at 4:17 pm

    All the politicians are terrified of getting coronavirus .

  • Reply Starre Labell March 12, 2020 at 4:20 pm

    "They like me because I'm not mean at all. Later, losers!"

  • Reply scott brady March 12, 2020 at 4:26 pm

    it's hard to listen to trump, he is so cringeworthy

  • Reply Trey G March 12, 2020 at 4:27 pm

    I can’t see how people support that buffoon. Yes he has done a few good things for the US, BUT this man is ignorant, rude, and absolutely not good for our country in the long run.

  • Reply Hunter’s Grow March 12, 2020 at 4:33 pm

    Trump 2020!

  • Reply PdiddyJ USAF March 12, 2020 at 4:35 pm

    Oh Jummy, one day you will learn

  • Reply P Robinson March 12, 2020 at 4:45 pm

    Said Covid wasn't serious and now he bans most Europeans from travelling to the us whilst not stopping Americans returning with it. Forest Trump 😆

  • Reply Double Dabber1191 March 12, 2020 at 4:48 pm

    Why don’t we just not touch and say hello

  • Reply Emma Bogert March 12, 2020 at 4:48 pm

    Jimmy Kimmel comes off so trashy talking about Donald Trump the way he does. Like get a life dude, In no way are you any better of a person trying to put other people down. 🙁 pretty crappy he gets a high from talking down on people. 🙁

  • Reply King Beats March 12, 2020 at 4:49 pm

    this disease is good 4 the population, besides people will be in cages soon due to the industrial revolution this has happened 4 decades history repeat itself (French revolution) so people should die coz this 4th iR is way more sophisticated it will put humans in cages look at china, the more tech grow the more people starve, so theCOVID-19 will save mankind from itself , so people should die to save resources , if u wanna see your childrens children live a good life free from climate change , hunger from people who were defeated by capitalism us let this virus spread , and the devil/GOD has a plan to do so . robotics are the way and digitalising and automating jobs so people loose jobs so they will be useless to the Matrix-economy ,so they have to die or thy will suffer

    im from South Africa I live at the same street as Trevor noah

  • Reply EvilEast March 12, 2020 at 4:51 pm

    Jimmy is always on Donald Trumps nuts.

  • Reply theater kid March 12, 2020 at 5:12 pm

    2019: The year of goodbyes

    2020: DEATH

  • Reply Tess Gethe March 12, 2020 at 5:21 pm

    no audiences =karma

  • Reply KC Woolsey March 12, 2020 at 5:26 pm

    Wait, what??? Chump just said that this was a Democrat HOAX – so why would he be terrified of a HOAX????????????? Even CHUMP knows this is a crisis!! Well, we can always hope that he's wising up to this pandemic – it's evident that he doesn't care about America though!!!!

  • Reply GoofyRyder HD March 12, 2020 at 5:45 pm

    Why is the economy in China not affected? Why isn't anyone talking about this? All these cases happened during a political event in China and every single time their economy growth only accelerated. Look at oil prices. Everyone looses but China. Why?

  • Reply Mikkel Rossing March 12, 2020 at 5:47 pm

    Why is the crowd laughing over Italy?

  • Reply Wenche Søyseth March 12, 2020 at 5:49 pm

    Trump is a walking disaster. How can this incredabilly ignorant person still be in office? If he was an employee he would have been fired long ago for incompetence.

  • Reply O G March 12, 2020 at 6:03 pm

    how is this funny

  • Reply Noor Noori March 12, 2020 at 6:26 pm

    Jimmy Kimmel you’re an idiot.

  • Reply Do Viet March 12, 2020 at 6:27 pm

    It's so sad, when the virus started, all we hear about Chinese deaths and the science of the virus. We heard about conditions and compassionate incidents. People started to come together and deal with this situation. Then Trump made statements as he is supposed to as a leader. Then what do you know, Democrat pollution all of the news feed into another anti-Trump campaign. Once again they just find a way to divide the country again….and again. Democrats are the true enemy of the World. Like Trump or hate Trump it doesn't matter because we are a free country. But turning a pandemic into an agenda is just hateful and evil.

  • Reply TJ Best March 12, 2020 at 6:31 pm

    Cool. Check out YT channel Amazing Polly for expose regarding "Event 201"…

  • Reply Manfred Man March 12, 2020 at 6:36 pm

    Can't stand Jimmy Kemmel , please shut your pie hole. !

  • Reply oVegvisir March 12, 2020 at 6:56 pm

    so much salt

  • Reply me no March 12, 2020 at 6:57 pm

    How does it make you people feel that trump will win in 2020 again very easily? Do you want to cry?

  • Reply DJ BIS March 12, 2020 at 6:59 pm

    The lack of humility in this guy… "I am going to impress these experts, just watch me"

  • Reply TheRealAvrey March 12, 2020 at 7:04 pm

    Man he didn’t come up with the “elbump”

  • Reply Dakota Bryson March 12, 2020 at 7:05 pm

    The other guys at the CDC are trying so hard not to laugh lol

  • Reply Jonathan March 12, 2020 at 7:07 pm

    Well, this is the President America wanted. So, here he is.

  • Reply Hrolfur Leo March 12, 2020 at 7:08 pm

    The situation in Iceland is gettingworse and worse. We have the most confirmed cases in the world, compared to our small population. Over 100 people have the virus and we are only just over 300 thousand! It's also happening so quickly. I hope my government will do something, but right now they are not taking this seriously enough..
    Stay healthy everyone, nomatter where on earth you are!

  • Reply Dave D March 12, 2020 at 7:22 pm

    The Australian government have approached Ford Australia to have the XB interceptor and pursuit special put back into production, they will be used by federal agents dressed as Mad Max to chase down and knee cap anyone that does not comply.
    The vehicles have been seen getting shipped out of ford Australia’s Broadmeadows plant under the cover of darkness

  • Reply Elizabeth Porter March 12, 2020 at 7:23 pm

    I have known many beautiful viruses, tremendous viruses!

  • Reply Aj Vaughn March 12, 2020 at 7:30 pm

    How would vanity fair know

  • Reply doobiewah357 March 12, 2020 at 7:38 pm

    Kimmel politicizing a national pandemic. Truly a scumbag.

  • Reply DESIREMORE March 12, 2020 at 7:39 pm

    oh how the tables have turned

  • Reply ColJ March 12, 2020 at 7:54 pm

    My neighbour is so greedy, he has a Mercedes, a BMW, and a porche.
    He has car owner virus.

  • Reply norma armstrong March 12, 2020 at 8:03 pm

    Trump is the damnation and death of USA and the whole world. He's the world's biggest and greatest scientist.

  • Reply norma armstrong March 12, 2020 at 8:05 pm

    Candidates too old for election. Bernie more adapt than Biden and Trump.

  • Reply Clovis Pullins March 12, 2020 at 8:21 pm

    Why the elbump? Don’t you cough into your elbow?? Just saying…. sounds like you’re transferring more germs 🤷🏾‍♀️.

  • Reply Rangertwozero March 12, 2020 at 8:25 pm

    You all may laugh but you won’t be laughing when it hits you hard

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