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DIRTY VAG!NAS

August 20, 2019


– Oh hi! As you may have
noticed, your vagina does not come with an owner’s manual. Although, I can tell
you that would have been really helpful and saved me a lot of infections growing up. Vaginas work basically like this. It’s like a little ecosystem. It maintains and cleans itself. The actual vagina, the inside, you never have to clean in there. And you don’t ever want
to put anything in there. Well, nothing to clean in there. That includes douches,
soaps, bleach. (squeals) What all that stuff does
is go all up in there, and it (bleep) everything up. And the vagina has good bacteria that keeps you clean and healthy. By introducing soap or
douching, you kill off that good bacteria, and you
can mess up the delicate pH balance of the vagina, which
can cause a yeast infection or also something called
bacterial vaginosis, which is characterized by a fishy smell. You can also get urinary
tract infections from getting soap around your rurethra, your urethra. Yeah, I can talk! So, any time you see the
soap, it’s coming towards your vagina, you say, “Get away, soap! “We are not cool, be gone!” Now, in terms of keeping
the outside clean, the proper way to clean your vulva is to gently spread your labia or the lips, and then use some warm water and your hand to gently rub between
the folds and clear off all the sweat and bacteria. “So, you mean I shouldn’t use shampoo?” No. “What about shaving cream?” Only on the hair part. “What about toothpaste?” That’s for your teeth. “Oh yeah.” Vaginas are not nearly as
dirty as people think they are. You want dirty? Probe someone’s mouth. Warm water, your hands,
a washcloth, or a loofah. That’s all you need to stay clean. I swear on my vagina! I think a lot of the reason
why people scrub vigorously with soap is because they
want it to smell really good. They’re self-conscious about
when someone goes down on them. But in most cases, you don’t gotta trip. It’s normal for the vagina
to have a mild scent. Every vagina smells different. The only time you need
to worry is if it smells pungent or really strong, because that could be telling
you you have an infection. If you’re still feeling
self-conscious about someone going down on you, just
take a little dab of your favorite perfume, and put
it between your thighs. And then there’s the
question of discharge. Discharge, that clear or milky white stuff that comes out of your
vagina throughout the month, that is your vagina’s cleaning process. The color, consistency,
and quantity of discharge throughout the month will
change, but only subtly. You wake up in the morning
with a rainbow in your panties, there’s probably something up. I always think it’s funny
when my partner thinks that I’m really turned on, but
it’s actually just discharge. But I mean, for all intents and purposes, it works the same way. Now, some parting wisdom-ish. I have found the vagina trifecta. They are cotton undies,
garlic, and yogurt. Wearing cotton undies allows
your vagina to breathe. I mean, you like breathing, right? So does your vagina. I’ll wear other types of undies,
too, but I’ll try to make sure to wear mostly cotton. I also try to incorporate lots of garlic and yogurt into my diet. The yogurt and the garlic both help along that good bacteria I was
telling you about earlier. All right, this has been a video. Don’t forget to subscribe to my channel if you like my videos. And follow me on Tumblr,
’cause I post lots of funny pictures and learny pictures and… stuff. I think you’ll like it, maybe. All right, y’all, take care,
have a good week. (smooches) ♫ Please be ♫ With everyone ♫ Except your mom oh ♫ What ♫

100 Comments

  • Reply P E May 19, 2016 at 8:27 am

    Ohhhhh so that's what discharge is!! I learn something new everyday

  • Reply ScottyFox May 21, 2016 at 3:56 am

    I came here thinking I would have some fun with Laci as a 3rd wave feminist. But trolling angry men was much better fun. I just can't wait for all the butthurt replies. :0

  • Reply BehrooZ Abshar May 21, 2016 at 9:31 am

    may I delicately clean your Vagina, sweety?

  • Reply Eli Weaver May 22, 2016 at 11:03 pm

    God I want to bone laci and her annoyingly opinionated mind

  • Reply Nola Franklin May 23, 2016 at 5:47 pm

    wat if the white stuff never stop

  • Reply Bella Shaw-Sutherland May 23, 2016 at 10:01 pm

    I love lacy so much in this video❤️❤️❤️❤️😂

  • Reply Bitly Toobna May 25, 2016 at 8:22 pm

    You should have shown how to clean it.. Practical would have been ideal.

  • Reply 420 Dude May 26, 2016 at 9:06 am

    I can't believe that there are this many girls out here that need to be told how to clean a pussy. My wife asked me a while back if men were dirtier women? I thought about for a minute and said men thinking because we do more dirty and physical work and sweat more. She informed me that I couldn't be more wrong. She then tells me about women's public restrooms and how disgustingly filthy they are and how bad they smell, and she didn't mean shit smell either. I wont bore you with the nasty details, but if this only half true then there must be hundreds of thousands of  filthy stinky pussies out there. So maybe you doing a good service to all pussies everywhere. Thanks you from men everywhere. We owe you a debt of gratitude.

  • Reply OFFTIMERDNB May 27, 2016 at 5:06 am

    Not a FEM-BOT Vaginas cuz they are not clean they are made out of poison that terns men in to pigs and women in to objects… you want science. women dress slutty and use there bodys to control or get what they what from men and are aware of it, and have been doing this for 100s of years …

  • Reply TheGodEmperorofMankind May 27, 2016 at 5:54 pm

    I wonder if I talked about my junk I'd get 3,000,000 views?

  • Reply boy and May 28, 2016 at 5:11 pm

    why your vagina smelling dirty in inside the pelvic

  • Reply Luke Tripp May 29, 2016 at 12:03 am

    who clicked for the porno and thought thare was some and u where wrong

  • Reply Ginsuma June 3, 2016 at 3:13 am

    I wouldn't care if your vagina was dirty or not Laci….even if it smelled like fish I'd eat.

  • Reply Amanda Blount June 5, 2016 at 6:15 am

    Young women need big sisters like Laci Green, because for years and years women were told to clean their vaginas with Lysol or they would never get married or their husbands would leave them. — Seriously, that is the stupid crap our poor grandmothers and mothers had to deal with. — http://www.motherjones.com/files/lysoldouche11.jpg

  • Reply P1Tz0N June 5, 2016 at 6:44 pm

    damn laci used to be rather hot or atleast more than now 4 years later

  • Reply Emilio Coldblooded Bronson June 5, 2016 at 8:32 pm

    How did I end up on this side of YouTube??? Anyways… Spoken like a true scuzz-bucket. This broad was catching Coochie-Infections for wild-long, yo!

  • Reply Alan Orozco June 6, 2016 at 6:57 am

    your videos always make me laugh, hilarious stuff keep it up

  • Reply white straight catholic male June 10, 2016 at 7:12 pm

    laci green raped me

  • Reply Hurrikane The Legend June 12, 2016 at 3:45 am

    Best way to clean up your vagina is to brush it with the penis

  • Reply Klaatu Barada July 5, 2016 at 3:01 am

    Men, When you watch Luni's video's and leave negative comments you put money in her bank account. Also, she thrives on the hate. The best way to defeat her is to ignore her.

  • Reply Ben Hession July 7, 2016 at 4:08 am

    …….what have I just seen………….

  • Reply Donkey Kong July 8, 2016 at 9:39 am

    Never gonna eat pussy again. Wow

  • Reply BLITZ_ FIEND July 9, 2016 at 3:16 am

    just shut up

  • Reply BLITZ_ FIEND July 9, 2016 at 3:16 am

    I now hope she drinks bleach

  • Reply Cuc Ycuc July 12, 2016 at 10:32 am

    I will be gay after this.

  • Reply Andrew Sparacio July 22, 2016 at 12:26 am

    Although you wash yourself with soap and use an abundance of cleansing
    powder, the stain of your guilt is still before me," declares the
    Sovereign LORD. ◄ Jeremiah 2:22 ►

  • Reply Blueflower 73002 July 22, 2016 at 8:40 am

    your helpful thanks

  • Reply Dream Chaser July 23, 2016 at 5:09 pm

    lol I am so happy I subscribed to u your funny and smart

  • Reply Josephtfc July 25, 2016 at 6:57 am

    goodbye history

  • Reply MLG Gamer July 27, 2016 at 10:29 pm

    i also need to delet my history

  • Reply Nerion, Espy Of Wolves July 30, 2016 at 5:45 am

    let me see for education

  • Reply Kristy Castelan August 8, 2016 at 3:16 am

    i noticed my vagina was smelling kind of funky down there idk if it was cause im pregnant but i started eating more fruits and veggies
    and drinking more water than ever along with cranberry juice and lots if pineapple and started smelling like water lol literally like nothing eating apples and pineapples and strawberries is the best! ! for your down there nooooo more douching! !:)

  • Reply Morganiss August 25, 2016 at 7:03 pm

    THIS CHANNEL HELPS SO MUCH WHEN I GET CURIOUS ABOUT MY BODY THANK YOU

  • Reply morning dipper August 29, 2016 at 3:01 am

    this video helped a lot

  • Reply Hollow Cat August 31, 2016 at 6:08 am

    Wow!! Thanks!! Me rubbing my vagina with a bar of soap probably explains all the infections and itching, lol.

  • Reply Bebe Trio September 3, 2016 at 8:30 am

    My mum still really wants me to clean it… I tell her but she doesn't care… Maybe that's why she has infections…

  • Reply cute melon September 30, 2016 at 5:14 pm

    You look amazing. With glasses you look like a teen girl and without it you look like a young woman.

  • Reply David Peterson October 7, 2016 at 11:17 pm

    the other way to keep the vag!na clean is not wipe forward

  • Reply Amith Vanmane October 10, 2016 at 12:12 am

    i have one

  • Reply Charles Sisson October 13, 2016 at 6:24 pm

    SHe sure likes to flaunt them titties

  • Reply Thisbro707 October 14, 2016 at 2:21 am

    Shove a soap bar in your tiger penis

  • Reply Sushi3443 October 29, 2016 at 4:20 am

    After watching this video I tried to talk to the soap: yhe turns out it wont talk back
    Im triggered

  • Reply Aerial Ag November 15, 2016 at 2:08 am

    Not my proudest boner…

  • Reply Kevin Eaddy November 17, 2016 at 3:46 am

    Most of you lesbos dont know.. you need penis to help clean it up.. fact

  • Reply Mo Qui November 23, 2016 at 5:01 am

    sorry but I'm still using soap

  • Reply limetcm12 November 23, 2016 at 8:18 am

    Woman taking sexual advice from someone who can't even say "Urethra" boggles my damn mind…

  • Reply Joseph Flynn November 28, 2016 at 8:22 pm

    Just douche, you douche.

  • Reply Matthew Taylor December 6, 2016 at 6:43 pm

    Yep I'm. Sure yours smells of fishy..

  • Reply victor feliciano December 7, 2016 at 2:08 am

    love u because you are so funny / and clear….

  • Reply gloomyandrea December 14, 2016 at 3:16 am

    thank you.. I'll try

  • Reply modelingbritt December 28, 2016 at 5:56 am

    you need more than water to clean the outside. some people even use a water/vinegar mix to clean the outside

  • Reply luvzlara January 3, 2017 at 1:30 am

    This is why I lick girls asses instead

  • Reply Hugh Mungus January 9, 2017 at 5:29 am

    ew dude i bet your vag smells SOOO HORRIBLE

  • Reply Civil Whore January 21, 2017 at 9:05 pm

    Why am I just learning this at 16? I've been cleaning it with soap ever since I was a young girl.🤦🏻‍♀️

  • Reply Desiree Wolf January 24, 2017 at 8:10 pm

    Education is power! XDDDD

  • Reply Shaylene Pitawanakwat February 26, 2017 at 2:20 am

    i hate it when white stuff comes out, I always think I'm horny don't know but the white stuff comes out what is it? is it normal?

  • Reply Lumberjack April 19, 2017 at 12:34 am

    man i thought i was going to see austrian rock band pushing a krucifix in the scheise…

  • Reply srbrooks April 20, 2017 at 12:38 am

    laci green saved my vagina tbh

  • Reply fuh que May 2, 2017 at 12:59 am

    I want your infections

  • Reply Hugh Shakeshaft May 16, 2017 at 7:10 pm

    Go into a seafood store and after a few minutes you can't smell a thing!

  • Reply john May 20, 2017 at 7:23 am

    every one in the comments are gay

  • Reply Lilac music lover June 9, 2017 at 2:29 pm

    Okay I don't think just water is the best thing but okay do what you want

  • Reply Alicia Green June 25, 2017 at 12:28 am

    Laci. Thank you. If your vagina needs that much attention, you'll know. And it should be from a doctor treating an actual condition. Vaginas aren't meant to be bacteria free and smell like goddamn Febreeze. Any asswipe that tells you otherwise isn't worth that glorious vag, or any of your time. Lol ask him if his balls smell like roses.

  • Reply Dahurg The Dragon June 25, 2017 at 1:14 pm

    I'm 13 and I think these tips will help me growing up too, thank you 🙂 I subscribed.

  • Reply Alex Stormlight June 28, 2017 at 10:16 am

    Hmm. A sex nerd. I did not realize such a thing existed. Its pretty cool.

  • Reply Polly Maganda June 30, 2017 at 3:56 am

    Saliva's not that great for it either

  • Reply tkm101291 July 6, 2017 at 2:29 am

    She just talked about garlic flavored pussy. now I'm hungry

  • Reply Κλειντι Χαμζα July 10, 2017 at 11:58 am

    lol

  • Reply Joshua Oconnor July 25, 2017 at 11:36 pm

    I love a nice stinky granny fanny.

  • Reply Matthew July 30, 2017 at 7:02 am

    vaginas smell so bad thats why im gay

  • Reply Laurie Smith August 5, 2017 at 1:48 am

    Don't put douches in your vagina. Using every sense of the word, it's a motto to live by.

  • Reply shane koszczewski August 22, 2017 at 2:19 am

    How the fuck did this chick get a youtube science award

  • Reply Natalia Gurkina September 4, 2017 at 1:07 am

    OMG! You're amazing!) <3

  • Reply Хреня Валера October 13, 2017 at 4:26 am

    <3

  • Reply Milker- October 18, 2017 at 12:15 am

    I wonder how many "cool" twelve year olds that totally don't watch porn are watching this.

  • Reply Gold Benasas October 20, 2017 at 5:15 pm

    How about feminine wash?

  • Reply Entengummitiger December 2, 2017 at 11:18 pm

    Why do men use soap for their foreskin but women don't use it?

  • Reply Pleasedontcall_ Ice December 3, 2017 at 7:11 am

    Why am I watching this? It's 1 am. I'm on the weird side of youtube again.

  • Reply angharad. December 12, 2017 at 1:21 am

    Thank you so much for this video I watched it a few years ago when I was having a lot of pain down there which I though was just because of puberty . It was so bad that it was effecting my daily life, but after changing my cleaning routine I’ve been basically fine for the past three years!

  • Reply Adam McMahan December 19, 2017 at 4:35 am

    Your videos make me laugh. U are a brave soul for making videos about this stuff lol. Keep up the awesome work

  • Reply Paola Paniagua December 24, 2017 at 1:22 am

    Awesome, vegan yogurt doe :p

  • Reply Tylers Moan December 24, 2017 at 8:28 am

    Mine smells like a kinda strong vinegar and is kinda yellowish

  • Reply Hades _ Honey January 31, 2018 at 5:37 am

    Is it possible to have too much discharge?

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  • Reply Roxxxo. Com February 14, 2018 at 1:24 pm

    Greaaat! Wise words. If you do not have a vena, you will definitely find it on roxxxo.

  • Reply Ahmed hamza February 24, 2018 at 6:18 pm

    thanks for taking care of the vaginas in the world

  • Reply Star Cherry March 1, 2018 at 12:51 am

    I learned the hard way that feminine products are not good for me. I got the worst vaginal infection of my life! A had a UTI, Bacteral infection, AND a yeast infection at the same time! After my gynaecologist educated me, I never used soap or feminine products on my vagina again.

  • Reply Skywtaker April 3, 2018 at 5:25 am

    Hacina
    Facing stinkshitty

  • Reply John Burnett April 8, 2018 at 6:29 am

    lets be honest if u have a dirty clit ur just the definition of crusty and dirty

  • Reply Jackie Morien April 15, 2018 at 9:03 am

    Sorry to say that sometimes douching IS necessary. Say that delicate balance is messed up…. You got sick, or had surgery and had antibiotics…. You were out in bumf$#&, wherever working on your volunteer credits and washing the vulva or sanitation in general just plain SUCKED…….. And the yeast gets a bit out of control. Well, a douche is a very helpful thing in that situation.
    A mild douche. A very mild douche once a day for three days or so if it's a minor infection. Providone-iodine, EXTREMELY diluted vinegar, or even just a plain saline douche. It helps return you to that lovely natural balance your body likes to keep.

  • Reply Aaron Chandler June 8, 2018 at 10:34 pm

    The last girl I went down on was the first girl I'd been with who never used soap. I'm a believer.

  • Reply strandedstarfish June 25, 2018 at 3:28 am

    Don’t wear underwear to bed. Happy vag!

  • Reply Fred Flintstone June 28, 2018 at 12:52 am

    How does ingested bacteria (yogurt) make it to the vagina, Laci?

  • Reply 01howdoidothis July 24, 2018 at 7:29 pm

    Love it, you need to add some sex ed videos for the uninformed. let the yout's explore the fun and kinky so it can help relationships rather than hurt them. NO a three way is never a good idea by the way. Having more than one partner is never a good idea. should be self explanatory on that one but One and one makes nice and less chance to pass on the love of STD's too. Besides it can take a life time as people grow and change over time to keep up with your partner on the fun stuff in the relationship too. Effort makes the relationship stay afloat. It's not hard math really.

  • Reply Ronaldo Pereira August 12, 2018 at 1:23 am

    What is a Vagina, is it the same is Vegans?

  • Reply Elizabet Starling October 6, 2018 at 3:10 am

    Having a vagina is way too much work. I have to wear a cotton ball everyday to deal with this everyday discharge. I don't like having wet panties.

  • Reply Gordon Thomas BAILEY October 20, 2018 at 3:23 am

    The vagina is an open wound that never heals or simply pit a stagnant pond. BEWARE OF ANY FOUL ODOR THAT MAKES YOU GAG AND VOMIT. REMEMBER WOMEN ARE LITTERED WITH YEAST INFECTIONS AND CAN PASS ON TO YOIR PENIS AND TESTICLES WHICH COULD TAKE YEARS TO SHAKE AND WILL LEAVE YOU SCARRED FOR LIFE MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY. GOD FORBID YOU CATCH IT ON YOUR FACE. REMEMBER TO ALWAYS SHOWER AND WASH UP REALLY GOOD AFTER SEX. IF THERE IS EVEN A SLIGHT HINT OF A NASTY ODOR COMING FROM A WOMAN YOUR ENTERTAINING , RUN and do not look back for what you escaped was a surface cleaner bent on destroying as many men as POSSIBLE with her bad habits and insatiable sexual appetite

  • Reply ali hamzah January 8, 2019 at 1:09 pm

    I swear in my vagina😂😂😂😂😂💀

  • Reply katelynn logsdon June 18, 2019 at 1:23 am

    I haven't took a shower in 3 days and I fingered and smelled my fringe it stinks

  • Reply Kidd Kaash July 14, 2019 at 11:35 pm

    Coochie been stanky

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