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Coronavirus: Is This How We Die? | The Daily Show

March 2, 2020


The coronavirus. It’s the worst global pandemic
since “Baby Shark.” There are now
over 80,000 confirmed cases in 40 countries, including 57 confirmed cases right here in the United States. (coughs)
58. And so, today, the president
of the United States held an emergency
press conference to address people’s concerns. I have just received
another briefing from a great group
of talented people. We’re ready to adapt, and we’re ready
to do whatever we have to as the disease spreads,
if it spreads. The level that we’ve had
in our country is very low, and those people are…
getting better. We’re very, very ready for this. I’m gonna be putting
our vice president, Mike Pence, in charge. I’m gonna ask Mike Pence
to say a few words. Please. Thank you, Mike. Thank you, Mr. President. Yes, this is major news. Vice President Mike Pence
will be in charge of America’s effort
to contain the coronavirus. And I think this is great, yeah, ’cause Mike Pence has a lot
of experience in this area. He’s been quarantining himself
from women his whole life. This is great.
And some might be worried, some might be worried because,
when Mike Pence was governor of Indiana,
he enabled an HIV outbreak when he didn’t follow the advice
of public health officials. But, I’ll be honest,
I still feel safer with him than with Trump, all right? Because Trump, first of all,
if you saw the briefing, didn’t seem to know anything
that we didn’t. It’s like he just gets his news
online with us. Just like, “I-I saw a thing.
It looks bad. “It’s rea– pretty bad. “It’s like some people have it.
A lot of people have it. “You might have it.
(stammers) I don’t even know if I have it.” And earlier, earlier this week,
earlier this week, when Trump was briefed
on the virus, he seemed less concerned
about a pandemic hurting people than he was
about it hurting the economy. ‘Cause that’s
Trump’s real nightmare, right, if his stock market gets sick. Yeah. He would be like,
“No, not my poor stock market. “Not Wall Street.
I’ll nurse you back to health “with my special chicken soup. It’s a KFC bucket poured
with Diet Coke.” (groaning) It’s delicious. Don’t judge. -(laughter)
-Don’t judge. The Diet Coke undoes the KFC. (chuckles) And, also, also,
when Trump first talked about the coronavirus
earlier this week– I’m not gonna lie–
it wasn’t exactly reassuring. The, uh, coronavirus,
which is, um… you know, very well
under control in our country. We, uh, have very few people
with it. The people are getting better.
They’re all getting better. I think that whole situation
will start working out. A lot of talent, a lot of brainpower’s
being put behind it. $2.5 billion we’re putting in. There’s a very good chance
you’re not gonna die. (laughter, gasping) Okay, we’re-we’re
definitely all gonna die. You know,
Trump-Trump is great for jokes, but, in times of crisis,
Trump is the worst person to reassure the nation. Because a president
is like a parent. They’re supposed
to make people feel like they have things
under control. Trump is like,
“Yeah, maybe. You never…” Like, he’s the kind of parent
who would freak their kid out even more. Be like, “Daddy,
there are monsters under my bed. Are-are they there?”
Be like, “I don’t know, kid.
Probably not. “But, uh, nobody knows for sure. “Nobody knows. I mean, you could
have swallowed a tiny monster, “and it’s growing in your tummy
right now. (chuckles) Nobody knows.
All right, good night, buddy.” So, the question is, what is the
latest news from the coronavirus and how is it affecting
the world? Well, let’s find out
in our brand-new segment Is This How We Die? -♪ ♪
-(cheering and applause) Today’s catastrophic threat
to humanity is the coronavirus, also known as COVID-19, or covfefe. Trump tried to warn us,
but we laughed. Now, scientists
are still learning about this virus,
because it’s so new. What we do know though is
that it’s extremely contagious and that it looks different depending on which news channel
you’re watching. Yeah. On NBC,
it looks like fish eggs. On ABC, it looks
like Nickelodeon slime. Uh, on CBS, it looks
like radioactive cauliflower. And on Fox News, they just made
it look like Hillary Clinton. “Lock it up! Lock it up!” (chuckles) And, now,
while America is bracing for the worst,
other countries around the world are in the thick of it. So let’s go over to Japan, where the coronavirus
isn’t just getting people sick– it’s also going for the gold. REPORTER: The 2020
Olympic Games in Tokyo might be canceled
because of the outbreak. REPORTER 2: A senior member
of the International Olympics Committee
told the Associated Press, “You’re probably looking
at a cancellation if the coronavirus outbreak
isn’t curtailed by May.” REPORTER 3: You’re talking about
hundreds of thousands of people coming from 200-plus countries, all staying in close quarters
here in Tokyo for a few weeks and then going back out
to their home countries. If they don’t get this thing
under control, the potential for
a major public health crisis and outbreak is huge. Yes, the Olympics
might be canceled because of the coronavirus. And, personally, I’m devastated, because I was gonna compete
in the shot put. Yeah, no, for real. One of those big guys
was gonna throw me. Now, cancelling the Olympics
is a pretty big deal. In fact, the event has only ever
been canceled for world wars and its old tweets.
But it makes sense. Hosting a worldwide competition
during a pandemic is a recipe for disaster, right? And it’s bound to affect
the quality of the sports. I mean, you can’t have that
when this disease is going on. I mean,
can you imagine the relays? They’re gonna have
the slowest times ever. No one’s gonna want to touch
the same baton. Just be like,
“Ew, ew, ew! Ew! Ew, ew.” And good luck breaking records
in the pool when you’re dressed like this. So, the virus is potentially
a world war-level threat, and you might be thinking,
with this level of danger, we should be turning to God. But as we’re learning
from the Philippines, God may not be able to help. Millions of Christians
around the world are observing Ash Wednesday
today. It marks the start of Lent, a season of fasting and prayer,
all leading up to Easter. This year, out of precaution
for the coronavirus, some churches
are sprinkling ashes on the heads of churchgoers instead of smudging it
on their foreheads. Yes, as unbelievable
as it sounds, because of the coronavirus, many Catholic priests are just
sprinkling ashes on their parishioners,
like a religious salt bae. (laughter) And that’s how you know
the coronavirus is serious, because even the church
is afraid. Like, if coronavirus was around
in the bible, Jesus would have been like,
“I will lay hands on this leper, “and I will raise the dead,
and for the… “Oh, coronavirus.
No, no, no, no. “Let me turn this water
into Purell. I ain’t touching that shit.” (laughter) So Japan and the Philippines
are taking major precautions. But all the way over in Iran, things are already
getting out of control. MAN: Iran has suffered
the highest number of coronavirus deaths
outside of China, with 15 dead
and 95 cases reported. On Monday, the country’s deputy
health minister went on TV, insisting
the Iranian government had the coronavirus
under control. (speaking foreign language) MAN: But the very next day,
it was announced that he himself
had contracted the virus. -(audience groaning)
-Are you shitting me? (laughter) The health minister came out
saying everything is fine, but then he’s got the disease? So not only is this virus
super contagious. It also has a sick sense
of humor. (laughter) And it’s bad enough,
it’s bad enough that the health minister, the
deputy health minister is sick, but it’s even worse that in the
days before he was diagnosed, he was going on TV
and spreading it around. -(speaking foreign language)
-(woman laughs) (coughing) (speaking foreign language) (audience groaning, chuckling) I think it’s safe to say
that that guy’s career is over because, let’s be honest, a health minister that gets sick
will never be trusted again. Yeah. It’s just like, “Everybody
needs to wash their hands.” People are like, “Man,
why would we listen to you, you sick-ass bitch.” (laughter) So that’s where we are now. The coronavirus,
which started in Asia, has now spread from Europe
to the U.S., the Middle East, and all the way, as of today,
to South America. So remember, people,
wash your hands, try not to touch your face,
cover your cough, and stay away from
that Iranian health official. (laughter) And if you do all of those
things, there’s a good chance (as Trump):
you’re probably not gonna die.

100 Comments

  • Reply Rahul Sharma March 1, 2020 at 5:28 pm

    No is this how you lie..

  • Reply N. Singh March 1, 2020 at 5:42 pm

    Can someone tell trump to leave the goggles off?

  • Reply Markus Dostal March 1, 2020 at 5:55 pm

    Best cornavirus song ever 😂 https://youtu.be/Bt5l7_js8qY

  • Reply Audiwan Kenobi March 1, 2020 at 5:59 pm

    American politics aint even funny no more….too many powerful,moral less white people want it to stay status quo.

  • Reply Sebo Avedian March 1, 2020 at 6:05 pm

    Thats not how government careers work in Iran, once you got a position in government, you are set for your whole life, no matter how shitty you manage things.

  • Reply tripjet999 March 1, 2020 at 6:09 pm

    Meanwhile, ILLEGAL TOBACCO DRUG continue to KILL 14,000 addicts and another 1,800 INNOCENT PEOPLE (exposed to TOXIC TOBACCO SMOKE) around the world, EVERY DAY!

    Conservative, tobacco-whoring media like TV networks would NEVER tell the truth about THAT, of course!

    http://medicolegal.tripod.com/tobaccomurder.htm

  • Reply Quincy Page March 1, 2020 at 6:14 pm

    That looks too much like a Plague, Inc map

  • Reply benxo benxo March 1, 2020 at 6:17 pm

    I LOVE AMERICAN PEOPLE..GREAT PEOPLE..LOVELY PEOPLE..GODLY PEOPLE..I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH.EN BE SAVE FROM THIS..MAY GOD GUARD YOU EVERY A SINGLE MNT>>GOOD LUCK.

  • Reply Limitless Range March 1, 2020 at 6:31 pm

    How is this funny? people are dying :eyes:

  • Reply Serenityafterall March 1, 2020 at 6:49 pm

    I'm not the type to wish anything on anyone but , geezzzzz………..

  • Reply Zoe Fang March 1, 2020 at 7:07 pm

    Oh hell the Olympics—who would WANT TO or have the heart to watch the Olympics with coronavirus still at large??!!

  • Reply Lee Steal March 1, 2020 at 7:10 pm

    That reporter from the Philippines is good looking.

  • Reply Diego Manrique March 1, 2020 at 7:19 pm

    everything was funny until he talk about God , nobody should use Gods name in vain . specialy in a foolesh show ….

  • Reply Kalleponken March 1, 2020 at 7:27 pm

    Oh how convenient it is that the corona virus began to spread exactly in the time when people are protesting all over the world against the consequenses of capitalist and neoliberalism. In Chile and France people are rising up and fighting police and military, but the media is pretending that it does not exist. Young people are protesting against climate change but where is media?

  • Reply Tinotenda Madzikatire March 1, 2020 at 7:28 pm

    Don’t appreciate the Jesus jokes tho, really not necessary!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Reply Lmesh March 1, 2020 at 7:43 pm

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ASCNZRnDwk

  • Reply Donker Spore March 1, 2020 at 7:51 pm

    🤣 🤣

  • Reply Emma E. March 1, 2020 at 8:05 pm

    My favorite meme on this in Mexico is one that says wouldn’t you know it, what we die from may have been “made in China”.

  • Reply bernadette black March 1, 2020 at 8:14 pm

    Only people surviving the virus are the ones with enough medical cover

  • Reply gavaho March 1, 2020 at 8:55 pm

    i hear he's almost done preparing the VP..

    he's got two giraffes
    two lions
    two panda''s
    two pleasing fungle beetles etc etc …..

  • Reply markman63 March 1, 2020 at 9:04 pm

    How is Uber or Lyft protecting the drivers or passengers?

  • Reply Al Cordero March 1, 2020 at 9:16 pm

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EGQ_kOhBek&feature=youtu.be

  • Reply Charming nowhere to hide March 1, 2020 at 9:25 pm

    He has no freaking idea what he's talking about, as usual. God help us all.

  • Reply donnasbabygirl79 March 1, 2020 at 9:29 pm

    Trevor south Africa is still safe. Save yourself. Lol

  • Reply Kevin Pham March 1, 2020 at 10:02 pm

    7:25 everyone should be getting the heck out of there

  • Reply PETRA CARTY March 1, 2020 at 10:03 pm

    Our Hope is in Christ and not in the World!! The Bible is being Full filled every minute by the day!!

  • Reply Rayon Salt March 1, 2020 at 10:05 pm

    Not funny man! Jesus Christ is our saviour..

  • Reply backedwaffles ltu March 1, 2020 at 10:09 pm

    Our country has CoronaVirus!!!
    Trump: You telling me that now?
    Yes
    Trump: Lets just make another wall.
    But
    Trump: I know I know this one will have my face carved into it.

  • Reply iNdUsTrIaLrOcKeR4U March 1, 2020 at 10:12 pm

    Making fun of people dying and sick is someone sick of heart. Death of any compassion in your heart, Trevor.  The Noah that died NOT drowning of a bleeding heart, but FROZEN SOLID ICE COLD, DEAD!  Maybe they should have a roast of you at your funeral. No, they won't have to. Hell will due you most, Truth!

  • Reply Jimmy Agbaghe March 1, 2020 at 10:17 pm

    hey Trevor
    I used to like you but you are lately messing up. Don't bring Jesus into your jokes

  • Reply Jacob Browy March 1, 2020 at 10:20 pm

    Hopefully this African fuck gets it and we finally don't have to hear his British opinion

  • Reply KiwiGumdrop March 1, 2020 at 10:27 pm

    Here's a link to a Situation Summary By the CDC on Covid-19.
    https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/summary.html
    In order to stay calm you must stay educated.

  • Reply Pat Shelton March 1, 2020 at 10:29 pm

    You aren't funny! The virus isn't new! As Trump stated, and be assured, the best virologists in the world are working on this. Blame China, for the delay in recognizing a need for quarantine instead of disciplining the young Dr who tried to warn the people, who himself died of the virus.

  • Reply Aaron Tecsi March 1, 2020 at 10:35 pm

    All fun and games until your sick as hell crying like a bitch.

  • Reply Hope Star March 1, 2020 at 10:38 pm

    Who still listen to Trump talking?

  • Reply TheMushavhi March 1, 2020 at 10:46 pm

    How did US get to have a very shit president 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Reply ahmed habel March 1, 2020 at 10:47 pm

    0diet

  • Reply Wasko Maleducado March 1, 2020 at 10:52 pm

    yes, joke now you can,, tommorow you choke .

  • Reply kimtaehyung angel March 1, 2020 at 11:07 pm

    I am scared af .

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  • Reply The Gaming Cashew March 1, 2020 at 11:15 pm

    For trump it’s all fun and games until he gets the coronavirus

  • Reply dave etcetera March 1, 2020 at 11:16 pm

    Trump saw what happened to the Iranian health official so he assigned Pence to the job – what better way to get rid of him.

  • Reply kevin chinyangarara March 1, 2020 at 11:26 pm

    That was a heavy cough 😷 damn

  • Reply Danielle White-Mangum March 1, 2020 at 11:31 pm

    Mike pence look like he didn't know he was going to call him up to the front of the class lol

  • Reply Ahmed Nafi March 1, 2020 at 11:37 pm

    Tump : there is a very good chance you’re not gonna die
    Me : WTF 😂

  • Reply Mehran Ranjbar March 2, 2020 at 12:21 am

    Yeah he doesn't know how shit work out in Iran that health minister will probably get promoted for heroic I donno survival

  • Reply Bernie Com March 2, 2020 at 12:51 am

    Everything is OK because Mr. Adderall Trumpvirus,  and Dr. Pence with assistant, coronavirus same as a cold Rush Limbaugh says so, this is your talented people all the brains at work.

  • Reply BernieRox Michigan March 2, 2020 at 12:53 am

    Was maybe Coffeefee his nickname for Cofi Annon and he just texted it to twitter and not who he thought he was texting?

  • Reply Pauson Wiz Muller March 2, 2020 at 1:36 am

    Trevor was born to host this show for sure.

  • Reply Johnny Marwein March 2, 2020 at 2:08 am

    God forgive him for making fun of the Lord Jesus Christ.

  • Reply Kinza Qureshi March 2, 2020 at 2:21 am

    😂😂

  • Reply grn_ appls7 March 2, 2020 at 2:26 am

    The swine flu (H1N1) in 2009 originated in the US, was classified as a pandemic, 80 million people had it and about 12,500 people in the U.S. alone died from it. Coronavirus , not even close. So, before we all panic let’s keep things in perspective. Just a thought.

  • Reply ThinBeagle March 2, 2020 at 2:37 am

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=65&v=39A7Tr-H29E&feature=emb_logo

  • Reply ThinBeagle March 2, 2020 at 2:38 am

    At least Trevor knows he is fake news..here is the real deal about the virus and Mike Pence… https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=65&v=39A7Tr-H29E&feature=emb_logo

  • Reply robert hicks March 2, 2020 at 2:41 am

    More fake news from the communist news agency. World wide 2% of the people that catch it die and most of them are people whose immune system is already compromised. YET they are upset that Trump is not screaming in panic. As slow as it is spreading, they will have a vaccine for it before it does major harm.

  • Reply David Rounds March 2, 2020 at 2:41 am

    Seven things you should know about the coronavirus, written by a registered nurse 👋 :

    1. Coronavirus itself isn’t new. Just like influenza, coronavirus is a family of respiratory viruses, and there are multiple strains, which have the ability to change over time. Coronavirus is already common in the United States, and has been for years. I have personally cared for patients with this diagnosis.

    2. Novel coronavirus, also known as COVID-19, is the strain we’re hearing about in the news. It emerged in Wuhan, China at the end of 2019.

    3. Symptoms of COVID-19 include fever, cough, and shortness of breath. Just like the flu and common cold, it is spread person to person via respiratory droplets when an infected person coughs or sneezes.

    4. According to the World Health Organization, as of February 26, there have been 2,918 confirmed cases of COVID-19 outside of China. 53 of these are in the United States. There have been 44 deaths, none in the United States. Compare this to influenza, which the CDC estimates will infect between 29,000,000 and 41,000,000 people in the United States alone during the 2019-20 season, resulting in 16,000 to 41,000 deaths.

    5. “But there’s no cure!” You’re right. There’s no magic pill that cures the flu either. But there is a flu vaccine (that doesn’t cause autism) that can protect you from our most common respiratory viruses. Maybe go get one.

    6. So, why are we panicking? Frankly, because the media tells us to. Manufacturing a pandemic is a great way to boost ratings, but everything science knows so far about COVID-19 has revealed it to be no more than yet another respiratory virus (and there are thousands).

    7. The scariest part of COVID-19 isn’t the virus itself, it’s the resulting baseless mass paranoia. Hospitals are hoarding supplies, creating shortages of PPE necessary to protect healthcare workers and patients. Cities are refusing to house and treat sick people who have nowhere else to go. People are using the virus as an excuse for their own social prejudices.

    So, what can you do? Turn off the TV and arm yourself with the facts. Stop the spread of false information.

    And for Pete’s sake, wash your hands.

    (Information & statistics obtained directly from the CDC & WHO)

    Want to know more? Learn from the experts:

    https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/index.html

    https://www.who.int/health-topics/coronavirus

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  • Reply smart_world March 2, 2020 at 2:50 am

    I am an Iranian and trust our government so much 🙂 Hell yeah 😉 If they do not get us killed all, the USA will not be able to kill us …. For the record, it has been a long time that I am not in Iran and watching it all at home somewhere else.

  • Reply Jose Vargas March 2, 2020 at 2:53 am

    Fake news no such thing as corona virus such someting made up to manipulate the stock market

  • Reply bookmarkthis March 2, 2020 at 2:56 am

    The most dangerous virus in the USA is the Moron-a-virus AKA Trumposis…

  • Reply el habahi 80 March 2, 2020 at 3:08 am

    Any news about my ex wife? Did she get it or not?

  • Reply Debbi Allen March 2, 2020 at 3:12 am

    You are a disrespectful person.

  • Reply Trath Mutters March 2, 2020 at 3:19 am

    Pence can consult his holy scriptures of Tim Lehay

  • Reply Allan Calix March 2, 2020 at 3:23 am

    Check the back of the lysol spray it says that it defects or helps for corona virus go check

  • Reply boon hing lim March 2, 2020 at 3:49 am

    yea ending including u

  • Reply Schmitt Ali March 2, 2020 at 3:54 am

    I would find it quite humerous if Trevor Noah died from this virus. I love irony.

  • Reply Michael Lewinsky March 2, 2020 at 3:59 am

    Trevor, mock Nancy Pelosi. She is a sick fart 💨
    Respect ✊ the President. He is doing his best for the American people.

  • Reply ThatBoyDesire March 2, 2020 at 4:06 am

    so this is how we die

  • Reply Sophie K March 2, 2020 at 4:17 am

    This is what I read , Out of 100 people 83 will get it, half will hospitalized from that half will become critical and 15 will die.
    A person can recover but get reinfected . There are things we still don't understand about Coronavirus

  • Reply FlowMojo March 2, 2020 at 4:19 am

    Trump is such an idiot

  • Reply Ptao Tom March 2, 2020 at 4:21 am

    I'm predicting now that this will turn out to be an over-hyped nothingball.

  • Reply R G March 2, 2020 at 4:25 am

    Maybe Pence could just pray the virus away. It worked on all the gay people in Indiana didn't it?

  • Reply Boris Kopelnik March 2, 2020 at 4:26 am

    Just be Educated Mr. Trevor Noah
    Just tell for people True

  • Reply Marlo Zamora March 2, 2020 at 4:29 am

    Keep saying Trump watch until the end of March

  • Reply Mayur Yelwande March 2, 2020 at 4:39 am

    I think USA created the virus as bio weapon to slow down Chinese economy. #TradeWar

  • Reply mai see her March 2, 2020 at 4:46 am

    Trevor is my boyfriend.

  • Reply Olayinka Alao March 2, 2020 at 4:51 am

    Gosh! I knew you from South Africa. Lived there for 8 years (2008-2016) I'm a Nigerian by the way and I have been following you ever since. You're such a great talent and haven't change at all. God bless Trevor! Baie dankie

  • Reply Rich Ə Wrych March 2, 2020 at 5:27 am

    At 8:15 we now understand
    BLACKS ARE IMMUNE TO IT

  • Reply Adam McDevitt March 2, 2020 at 5:31 am

    This guy is kind of a loser

  • Reply M. W. March 2, 2020 at 5:37 am

    WOW 🇮🇷!!! The Heath Minister= Iran’s Grim Reaper!!!

  • Reply Terry Grant March 2, 2020 at 5:40 am

    DUMBASS

  • Reply Allen Russell March 2, 2020 at 5:47 am

    In April 2009, H1N1 Became a Pandemic; 6 Months
    Later, After 1,000 U.S. Deaths, Obama Finally Declared it a Public
    Health Emergency.

  • Reply Kid Omi March 2, 2020 at 5:50 am

    disliked for the awful fear mongering title wow

  • Reply Onoffon March 2, 2020 at 5:53 am

    wtf

  • Reply sergio vargas March 2, 2020 at 6:21 am

    🤣

  • Reply 3 Minutes Wise March 2, 2020 at 6:31 am

    The unknowns of the coronavirus are explained in this short video https://youtu.be/dNnOTQALpMU

  • Reply Jeffrey Baer March 2, 2020 at 7:17 am

    Iran's health minister clearly displaying symptoms of a disease he says is some sort of myth… what else could you call it but CORONAVIRONY?

  • Reply Nelis van Wieren March 2, 2020 at 7:26 am

    I hope you get it you racist piece of trash

  • Reply Sonia M March 2, 2020 at 8:06 am

    Once again for all who voted for trump, are you proud? #Trump #Dumbasshit

  • Reply Justin Lai March 2, 2020 at 8:12 am

    All this bitching, when you guys weren’t even that affected by sars. But anything to take pots shots at orange man DOIH

  • Reply abdullah b a March 2, 2020 at 8:34 am

    believe it or not I am an Iranian and I got Corona. from two weeks ago I had a little throat pain. but since 3 days ago fever started , I am too too hot and I don't know whether my body can defeat it or not. I am watching my last YouTube videos 🙂
    RIP In advance

  • Reply Peter Aiden March 2, 2020 at 8:39 am

    There's a good chance you not gonna die…….. Ya…… we all gonna die…….

  • Reply Yatri Baxi March 2, 2020 at 8:45 am

    So Ur this show revealed that there are countries apart from India where people are still backward with superstitions and blind faith in irrational religious rituals and ashes…

  • Reply Viryl Lucas March 2, 2020 at 8:47 am

    Its sad to think that Japan's population is mostly old people and the coronavirus affects that demographic

  • Reply Kayle Walker March 2, 2020 at 8:52 am

    This has me rolling!!! 😂

  • Reply Jasen Ericksen March 2, 2020 at 8:59 am

    AS A DEMOCRAT ALOT OF US HOPE MOST OF THE PLANET WILL BE KILLED OFF. WE NEEDED A NAZI TYPE MASS EVENT TO ENSURE THAT WE COULD ABORT ENOUGH PEOPLE… GLOBAL WARMING IS HAPPENING BECAUSE OF TO MANY PEOPLE. IF 2/3rds of the planet is going to catch the CORONA virus then IT will be helpful to the planet. GLOBAL WARMING Is real. It should spread to kill as many people as possible. Especially trump voters and anyone that does not like the tonight show. Hopefully it spreads everywhere until all of the planet catches it and lets the planet regrow itself. Global warming will revers if 2/3rds of the world dies and as democrats we will be healed naturally.

  • Reply Orapeleng Tawana March 2, 2020 at 9:04 am

    57 coughs 58… lol Trevor will make you laugh even at serious matters

  • Reply 弓长 March 2, 2020 at 9:09 am

    For the new crown, I think it may be difficult for some countries to do more exaggeration than China, block the city, set up card at the entrance of the community to measure the body temperature, anyone who enters or exits any city is quarantined for 14 days, the school is closed, the factory is closed, or even you report a Foreigners or a person who has a fever but does not go to the hospital can get a government bonus. Even if this is the case, there are still quite a few people infected in China, so I hope everyone can achieve the new crown, and more than one joke. Buy medical masks and avoid gatherings (because a Wednesday incubation period can infect other people). I don't want some people's stupid prejudice to cause an outbreak of the world outbreak and the virus to return to China.

  • Reply Sagittarius Alpha March 2, 2020 at 9:10 am

    You guys don´t have to worry. You die of obesity.

  • Reply Maitham92 Torabi March 2, 2020 at 9:15 am

    He is not Health Minister ! 😁 but yeah its funny thought , he is health official but not minister

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