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Conceited Has No Comeback For This Low Blow | Crack Me Up | Episode 5

October 18, 2019


– Your shoulders are
stiff, your legs are stiff, you walk like a crippin duck. [Narrator]- This is Crack Me Up, the show where two
comedians battle to see who has the best jokes
in the school yard. The goal is to make
whoever is in the hot seat laugh the most. The catch is, the hot
seat will try their hardest not to crack. In this round, each comedian
has 60 uninterrupted seconds to tell their best jokes. Each laugh gets a point,
most points wins the round. – You do know, in America, we
bow when its after the show. But in your house, you
bow when you say hello. You got stupid
swag, you uber bad. You’re such a bad
driver I betchu your favorite movie’s Crash. So I said you’re the baddest
driver, your math is wiser, you’re so asian you thought
Snoop Doggy Dog was an appetizer And I rhyme the best, I
would be six feet tall before you pass a drivers test. – Man, I ****ing hate you. – Talk to him. – That aint even a
bar, I just hate you. Man, and you tiny as ****. Your shoulders are stiff,
your legs are stiff, you walk like a crippin duck. [Crowd member]- Let’s go David. This **** is something
that you aint needed. Watch this. Slow it down, I’m conceited. – Yo. – You just got slayed. – You done, you got it. [Narrator]- round two is a
tit for tat style speed round. The comedians will have 90
seconds to go joke for joke. Each laugh gets a point,
most points wins the round. – You think the king
had a dream about this? So the eclipse had
a dream about this. – Con would probably like
this food if it was a soda. [Conceited]- That
was a good one. – Hey what is this? – My ****. – The way she got her boys ****. – My ****. – That was perfect. – This shaped just
like Teresa’s ass and it happens to be cake. – Can you hand me
that cake though? – Yeah here you go. – She really been
talking about this cake. – Where you all get this ****? – Come on get that away from me. – Oh ****. – Its more like this. – That’s the areolas. – Well it’s more like this huh? [Narrator]- the third and final
round is called word play. In this round, each comedian
will rip off the word they pull from the hat. Most laughs not only win
the round but the game. – Microscopic. – Because of the yeast
infection that she has her vagina ends up… – Creamy. – That’s just facts. – When Charlie eat too
much, this motherfucker’s buttons go off. – Crusty. Under Charlie Clip’s
titties are crusty. – Actually its moist,
them elbows is crusty. – Crusty, Teresa’s
edges are crusty. – Here’s a word that Teresa’s
very familiar with…gag, ’cause she sucks ****. – Too bad you don’t
have enough of it. – Its actually quite
average, its very average. – You really like blank guys. – Black. – Lot of hesitation. – Right I was like “say it.” – Something that you
practice in the mirror before you go to the club, because you know
you can’t do it. – Twerk. [Narrator]- and the
winner is…David Som. – Let’s go David! – Yo, the first one! – Congratulations man. – I want to thank God for this. Number one, you really helped
me out on that hat ****. because Teresa got bombed
on that whole thing. That was fantastic
Lord thank you. – Yes, yes. – Life.

100 Comments

  • Reply Ahmir Black September 21, 2019 at 1:01 am

    ?

  • Reply Ryanktran September 21, 2019 at 1:39 am

    4:28
    “It’s actually average. It’s VERY average.”
    Same here man. Same here.

  • Reply supertree08 September 21, 2019 at 2:10 am

    I thought the microscopic part was funny. David was right…they need smarter people.

  • Reply Luna Roe September 21, 2019 at 2:47 am

    YALL BLATANTLY STOLE ADD’s ROAST ME
    Fuck y’all

  • Reply Jules Iglesia September 21, 2019 at 4:22 am

    First guy was easy to make laugh bruh

  • Reply Jules Iglesia September 21, 2019 at 4:25 am

    Round 3 girl was just impossible ?

  • Reply Jason Carmean September 21, 2019 at 8:26 am

    https://twitter.com/itcanbeseen/with_replies

  • Reply KHADAR KHADAR September 21, 2019 at 9:47 am

    Chinese people speak a language beside chinese????

  • Reply itsNinaLeeyo September 21, 2019 at 2:14 pm

    oh shit, there's more with David? I'm watching all of them!

  • Reply Scott Wyatt September 21, 2019 at 3:36 pm

    Fake ass roast me.

  • Reply V STARK September 21, 2019 at 3:42 pm

    Just saying asian jokes isn’t jokes, it’s just facts, but if the asian guy hit them with black joke it wouldn’t be funny lmao

  • Reply xd Beyond IRL September 21, 2019 at 5:00 pm

    David is way better than rice gum

  • Reply xd Beyond IRL September 21, 2019 at 5:02 pm

    The cake had me dead

  • Reply Kim Annye September 21, 2019 at 5:07 pm

    Ally he white peoples that been on the show don’t get shit ? their humor is so damn plain

  • Reply Kenny_C September 21, 2019 at 6:02 pm

    This is funny?

  • Reply Elyon Elyon September 21, 2019 at 6:39 pm

    Imagine Eminem goes there and f*ck this show

  • Reply jsans2520 September 21, 2019 at 7:37 pm

    Wait isn’t this just Roast Me?

  • Reply Basket ree September 21, 2019 at 8:51 pm

    Is that knock off timmy de la ghetto

  • Reply Mduduzi Jack September 21, 2019 at 10:48 pm

    Charlie Clips acting like he ain't want de cake??????????

  • Reply Esketit Esketit September 21, 2019 at 11:01 pm

    Bullshit that first round was conceited’s

  • Reply Summer Yang September 21, 2019 at 11:35 pm

    PUT DAVID SLOW ON THE SHOW

  • Reply Keoni Coleman September 22, 2019 at 12:05 am

    This is roast me lmao

  • Reply ComeAtMeBro September 22, 2019 at 2:24 am

    Lol

  • Reply brian ramos September 22, 2019 at 4:32 am

    Only here Bc of David

  • Reply David Houp September 22, 2019 at 4:58 am

    Didn’t laugh once, guess you guys just killed comedy.

  • Reply Bruno Sales September 22, 2019 at 7:44 am

    This was the lamest shit I’ve ever watched

  • Reply Jamal Uploads September 22, 2019 at 8:57 am

    And I’ll never get that 5 minute and 17 seconds back

  • Reply Mili Choo September 22, 2019 at 9:26 am

    Clicked on cuz of david so

  • Reply The Kadi September 22, 2019 at 11:43 am

    This shit was fake. Wtf am I watching ?

  • Reply A J September 22, 2019 at 12:25 pm

    The Asian dude wasn’t even funny in the first round

  • Reply FirstLetterK September 22, 2019 at 2:33 pm

    Eh…

  • Reply tigermix83 September 22, 2019 at 2:41 pm

    Its a fucked up world when David So gets paid more than me to be this corny and unfunny.

  • Reply big man September 22, 2019 at 3:24 pm

    David killed this lululul lulul

  • Reply Clara Lopez September 22, 2019 at 3:40 pm

    This is stupid they copied “roast me” and made it worse. Even the “hot seat” everyone should go watch “roast me” in all def

  • Reply Daniel Bras September 22, 2019 at 4:08 pm

    How to people honestly laugh at this the crowd is losing their shit at the most mediocre shit ever

  • Reply sirron mac September 22, 2019 at 5:32 pm

    I wanna put my dick in terresa butt

  • Reply Rockstar Banks September 22, 2019 at 6:06 pm

    Check out my music on my page while its free luv ya too #signingout

  • Reply Brandon Dabaghi September 22, 2019 at 6:46 pm

    This the least funniest thing I’ve ever seen

  • Reply Jonathan Estrada September 22, 2019 at 7:43 pm

    So this is stolen Roast Me from ADD?

  • Reply Sarcastically Racist September 22, 2019 at 8:06 pm

    Conceited is not a comedian he’s a battle rapper

  • Reply Anthony Wu September 22, 2019 at 10:04 pm

    I feel like half of the stuff Conceited said in the first round was already used in the actual wild n out show.

  • Reply Eli Garcia September 22, 2019 at 10:34 pm

    Just came to see David because I know he's gonna rotisserie chicken someone. ??

  • Reply Jund Jason September 22, 2019 at 10:49 pm

    David So So Def

  • Reply emmanbige September 22, 2019 at 11:41 pm

    1:36 why did they give him an extra point?

  • Reply emmanbige September 22, 2019 at 11:43 pm

    2:54 when your on off a diet

  • Reply Hype Beast September 23, 2019 at 12:10 am

    Yes daviddddd

  • Reply Michael Henville September 23, 2019 at 2:48 am

    Is that Rome from dorntainment?

  • Reply daspecialist1220 September 23, 2019 at 3:19 am

    Not funny sorry

  • Reply Jimmy Meken September 23, 2019 at 6:25 am

    This is basically roast me just the great value of the original one

  • Reply gobind hehar September 23, 2019 at 7:35 am

    Here just for David

  • Reply Jimmy Dalmas September 23, 2019 at 4:04 pm

    the most stupid, the worst show ever, i don’t know why people waste their time washing this fuck… sho…

  • Reply T'challa Ware September 23, 2019 at 5:04 pm

    ?????????

  • Reply Yumiko Sanada September 23, 2019 at 5:24 pm

    I’m here for my man David So

  • Reply Shelvin Kumar September 23, 2019 at 6:16 pm

    Who the last girl thooo

  • Reply SactoKevin September 23, 2019 at 8:32 pm

    Woowww they really stole this idea from ADD & Roast Me but everyone on here is trash!

  • Reply Benito Juarez September 23, 2019 at 9:10 pm

    More david

  • Reply coolkidcharles September 23, 2019 at 10:02 pm

    Put David on wild n out he finna do numbers !!!!

  • Reply soy sauce September 24, 2019 at 1:30 am

    what the fuck they ain’t even laughing..

  • Reply Joshuah Lee September 24, 2019 at 2:37 am

    ketura kinda fire

  • Reply Derrick Gichaba September 24, 2019 at 4:47 am

    All the David so fans came out the wood work

  • Reply Mr. Swanstar September 24, 2019 at 3:03 pm

    I liked it when this show waa called yo mama

  • Reply lapulapu54 September 24, 2019 at 4:14 pm

    Con won

  • Reply Julio Johnson September 24, 2019 at 6:22 pm

    Girl in the ripped jeans kinda thick though ?

  • Reply Edrick Wang September 24, 2019 at 8:19 pm

    @WILDNOUT SIGN DAVID SO RIGHT NOW OR SO HELP ME GOD

  • Reply b2kzangelalwayz September 24, 2019 at 10:16 pm

    THE GRAPES JOKE

  • Reply Starz Bang September 24, 2019 at 10:35 pm

    Keturah is fine af

  • Reply Corporate Mac September 24, 2019 at 10:54 pm

    Had me rolling…!!!!

  • Reply Bruh Leaning September 24, 2019 at 11:35 pm

    Wow…..just going to copy ADD’s Roast me series

  • Reply DBM Inc. September 25, 2019 at 12:50 am

    They should David so his own show or he should host this in a different format.

  • Reply EverythingViral September 25, 2019 at 1:06 am

    They can make racist Asian jokes, but I would love to see how they react to similar jokes about blacks.

    I personally have no problem with either, I just know there is a double standard there for most people.

  • Reply Kasun Ranga September 25, 2019 at 1:06 am

    Just here to see Davis So roasting da fug out of WnO crew. LOL

  • Reply Erinrose Kastrup September 25, 2019 at 2:06 am

    It’s 100% more funny because David hates unfunny Asian jokes ?

  • Reply Rooster D September 25, 2019 at 2:48 am

    Im not feeling the asian dude

  • Reply Alyssa XP September 25, 2019 at 3:40 am

    Nahhh they cheated conceited out of points…….they gave David multiple points for the guy laughing at the same joke

  • Reply Mazuty September 25, 2019 at 6:20 am

    Bootleg ”roast me” ?

  • Reply James Giouba September 25, 2019 at 9:07 am

    How they put the food on Charlie's tits

  • Reply jacob hernandez September 25, 2019 at 10:06 am

    DAVID SOOO ???

  • Reply floww bucket September 25, 2019 at 2:32 pm

    ?

  • Reply Mangomouaa September 25, 2019 at 3:08 pm

    David don't rap, he just talk funny and tries to rhyme along with it. He's that Asian class clown ?

  • Reply Red Hood September 25, 2019 at 4:14 pm

    Can we kick rice gum off the show and replace him with David lol

  • Reply Sham Adams September 25, 2019 at 8:23 pm

    love to see Charlie on Genius Brain.

  • Reply esme terrones September 26, 2019 at 5:31 am

    David so is too funny ?

  • Reply iSiP Toronto September 26, 2019 at 7:54 pm

    Doing this stoned

  • Reply Lorilei Nogueira September 27, 2019 at 4:19 am

    4:38 got me ngl

  • Reply Supa Superlative September 27, 2019 at 5:03 am

    Over produced

  • Reply A M September 27, 2019 at 4:01 pm

    Go DAVID ?????

  • Reply 狼ウサギ September 28, 2019 at 4:02 am

    Why can't David So just roast and diss people on this show. I would pay to see more of this and him on Wild'n Out. But only if David So wants to

  • Reply JB YOURHIPHOPTv September 28, 2019 at 5:26 pm

    Charlie: get that away from me ?

  • Reply Prince Bagels September 28, 2019 at 9:30 pm

    Why isn't David on Wild 'N' Out

  • Reply Chico September 29, 2019 at 11:27 pm

    david so. finally

  • Reply SniperLyfe Parry September 30, 2019 at 4:01 am

    Came for DavidSo ??????he so funny ?

  • Reply Richie Rich October 1, 2019 at 8:36 pm

    He got a 2 points for one laugh? Wtf

  • Reply SKY-SQUAD DANCE CREW October 3, 2019 at 2:27 pm

    How can I get the whole episodes

  • Reply Alex Philemon October 3, 2019 at 3:15 pm

    I hope this all shot same day they wearing same shit

  • Reply Doric Logos October 3, 2019 at 11:57 pm

    Looking for the ADD references.

  • Reply Chris Gonzalez October 4, 2019 at 2:42 pm

    Yo when clips said "get that away from me" and licked his hands had me dying lol

  • Reply QueenMaxine October 7, 2019 at 1:36 pm

    I would be the worst hot seat contestant lmao. I literally would not laugh at any of the jokes ?

  • Reply Nacho Sanchez October 13, 2019 at 8:56 pm

    Still don't know why the first and second round have points when is the third round what matters

  • Reply BuddhaBless328 October 14, 2019 at 6:58 am

    Con trying not to crack up makes this for me.

  • Reply Kermie DaFrorgg October 18, 2019 at 1:08 am

    david ?

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