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Chris Rock – Doctors & Drugs

August 13, 2019


?אתם יודעים למה אני לא אוהב רופאים
.כי הם לא מרפאים כלום .הם לא מרפאים שום דבר .אותן המחלות נשארו מאז שהייתי ילד .מה הדבר האחרון שרופאים *טוענים* שריפאו? פוליו .”אתם יודעים לפני כמה זמן פוליו פרצה? בערך בזמן העונה הראשונה של “לוסי .בזמן שלפרד היה אפרו עם סלסולים !אי פעם פגשתם מישהו עם פוליו? מישהו מרגיש מפולפל בסביבה שלכם? לא .נכון מאוד, הם לא מרפאים בשיט ,אותן המחלות מאז שהייתי ילד – איידס, תא-חרמש, שחפת, סרטן
..הילדים של ג’רי לואיס עדיין מדדים להם !נכון מאוד, יש לנו “איידס” בעולם, אתם חושבים שהם ירפאו “איידס”? לא
!הם לא מסוגלים אפילו לרפא פטריות ברגל .”הם לא ירפאו “איידס”, הם בחיים לא ירפאו “איידס
.בחיייים לא. אל תחשבו על זה אפילו .הם לא ירפאו “איידס” כי אין כסף בריפוי. הכסף הוא בתרופות
.ככה עושים כסף, בביקורים החוזרים .ככה סוחר סמים עושה את הכסף שלו, בביקורים החוזרים .הממשלה היא בסה”כ חבורה של סוחרי סמים, שיוצרים תלות
.הם לא ירפאו “איידס” ושום דבר “?פשוט ככה. נראה לכם שהם ירפאו “איידס
!הם עדיין מבואסים שהם כבר לא עושים כסף על פוליו .לרפא “איידס”?? שיט, זה כמו ש”קדילאק” תייצר מכונית שתחזיק חמישים שנה
..ואתם יודעים שהם מסוגלים לעשות את זה, אבל הם לא יעשו דבר כזה מטופש ,יש להם חללית שיכולה לטייל על הירח ולעמוד בטמפרטורות של עד 20,000 מעלות
?אתם רוצים להגיד לי שהם לא יכולים לייצר “אלדוראדו” עם פגוש מזדיין שלא נופל כל הזמן .הם יכולים, אבל הם לא יעשו את זה
.אז מה שהם יעשו עם “איידס” זה מה שהם עושים עם כל דבר אחר .הם יחשבו על דרך לחיות עם המחלה
.כי הם לא מרפאים כלום, הם רק מכסים את זה .לקחת אותך לשלבים הבאים, כדי שיוכלו לקבל ממך עוד קצת כסף=במקרה הטוב, בימינו, עוד תראו מצב שמישהו ישאל
“?אחי, לא היית בעבודה אתמול, מה קורה” “.שמע, האיידס שלי עושה בעיות.. במזג אוויר שכזה האיידס פתאום צץ” –
…אבל לקחתי קצת “רובטסין”, אני מרגיש יותר טוב

100 Comments

  • Reply zoiuduu November 9, 2018 at 9:18 pm

    1:19 is that that people from wakanda?

  • Reply maya summers November 15, 2018 at 12:53 pm

    "They can but they won't."

  • Reply Elle Bryant November 29, 2018 at 8:43 pm

    There was a doctor on 60 Minutes 20 25 years ago Mother's Day I can't forget his name because his name was dr. Richard Burton just like the famous actor he had the longest success rate for cancer patients living and surviving cancer and the medical board took his license and barred him from practicing medicine in the United States of America he had to leave the country in order to practice medicine because he was bordering on a cure for cancer and doctors would send their patients who were terminal to him and the terminal patients were living and surviving now they don't want to cure cancer it's a cash cow and a cow in India is a God.!!!

  • Reply Knowledge Seeker 78 December 3, 2018 at 8:42 pm

    And I think that day is finally here

  • Reply Adriana Veliz December 10, 2018 at 12:06 pm

    I give up on Doctor years ago. Nothing but a title.

  • Reply pontiacGXPfan December 11, 2018 at 5:26 pm

    Jerry Lewis is a scammer. His damn telethon been around forever and nothing to show for it

  • Reply Shy Fox December 13, 2018 at 9:28 pm

    I love you Chris Rock
    Top comedian on my list.

  • Reply Turn me on Deadman December 15, 2018 at 5:35 am

    My aids is acting up lol

  • Reply Mayson Mossan December 15, 2018 at 9:53 pm

    The irony of this joke is that it came true exactly as he told. If we were living in the early days we would call him a prophet

  • Reply yasir salah December 23, 2018 at 6:33 pm

    wow

  • Reply farrel mukhesh December 29, 2018 at 9:01 am

    funny but ignorant…alot of things have been cured or at least have vaccines… and more is under way that's why human lifespan has increased so much in the last few decades… it's just not an easy task to get rid of HIV cause u cant test it on animals… its specifically only kills humans….

  • Reply Trevis Turner December 30, 2018 at 3:17 pm

    Money is in the medicine

  • Reply Pleadthe5th January 1, 2019 at 1:09 am

    "I took some Robitussin, I'm fine now."

  • Reply B Charron January 6, 2019 at 6:20 pm

    Is Chris being serious here or just joking. Seems like what he says here is true.

  • Reply totti fan January 8, 2019 at 12:08 am

    Go vegan for your health

  • Reply Alien Slayer January 9, 2019 at 8:32 pm

    🤣😂

  • Reply J Bay January 11, 2019 at 9:02 pm

    My wife’s asthma medicine (ONE inhaler – which lasts 30 days) costs $436.00 a month! Not even drug dealers have a markup that big! Big pharma are big thieves!!

  • Reply soliblue January 12, 2019 at 2:21 pm

    PREACH

  • Reply Maria Gradilla January 21, 2019 at 2:30 am

    They only treat symptoms not cure desease

  • Reply Maria Gradilla January 21, 2019 at 2:31 am

    Race for the cure ..,yeah sure

  • Reply Martin The Panda January 24, 2019 at 11:59 pm

    So true!

  • Reply Reginald Mc Nab January 30, 2019 at 11:12 am

    Not funny man!

  • Reply jose rodriguez February 8, 2019 at 5:31 am

    That's why I dont donate to charity anymore , where exactly is that money going too?

  • Reply F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e February 13, 2019 at 6:58 pm

    Im suprised chris hasnt been assasnited- oh i mean "suicided" yet. Hes dead on the money, they have cures its just not profitable. Instead they pump out anti biotics and pharmacutical drugs in order to make a huge cash flow. Not to mention most disease and viruses are bio engineered BY THE GOVERNMENT TO PERPETUATE THIS CYCLE. POPULATION CONTROL. EBOLA IS A MAN MADE VIRUS, AFRICA WAS ITS TEST BED IN VIROLOGY

  • Reply FrnchFriez February 18, 2019 at 8:14 am

    if you dont like the doctors, simply dont go!

  • Reply Philisiwe Shabangu February 21, 2019 at 1:18 pm

    Who is watching 2019

  • Reply Chad MackenDeez February 27, 2019 at 9:28 pm

    The scary part is that everything Chris Rock has said is true. The pharmaceutical companies are not into creating cures they just want to sell you their drugs.

  • Reply mark rush March 1, 2019 at 12:49 am

    so theres no money in a cure for cancer? huh?

  • Reply lori wise March 1, 2019 at 7:56 am

    Lmao

  • Reply lori wise March 1, 2019 at 7:59 am

    My Aids is acting up lol omg he's right though

  • Reply scenery77 March 3, 2019 at 11:41 am

    You'll never hear the truth from the media.
    Actually there was a cure for aides created. But the pharmaceutical companies and the FDA shut the doctor down by taking him to court making unfound claims against him.
    This doctor, Dr. Gary Davies, was Black man. I found out about it thru the internet. It'll be hard to find him because they keep bringing up some White doctor with the same name. So, keep searching.

    Well, they took him to court several times. Finally they decided he could use his allegedly cure but they would have to use the radiation/ chemotherapy first. And you know what that treatment does..it kills the good cells along with the bad cells. Killing off your antibodies leaves your body defenseless. You get pnuemonia with nothing to fight the body's weaken state…then you die.
    Dr. Gary Davies was threaten and harassed so much that he feared for his life. He went to Africa and was curing the people there. Now the Elite have been trying to kill off the Africans for a long time. They weren't about to let that happen. To top things off t he parasitic Japanese went to Africa and tried to steal and patent his cure. A WHITE LADY who worked with Dr. Gary told him about their plan. But not long after Dr. Gary Davies got his patent he was found dead..murdered as in shot. I believe America had the good doctor killed assassinated by the CIA. They are just a bunch of assassins..created for no other reason.
    And there is a White doctor. Who has found a cancer cure. Can't remember his name. But he said they can take him to court if they want to because he's going to continue to cure people. There are plenty of devils to go around…and they are mostly in our own GVT.

    Thanks for listening
    The Hebrew Lady

  • Reply Cathy Jones March 12, 2019 at 3:19 am

    Chris Rock you speak the truth 🙋👊💯

  • Reply Michael Haflich March 16, 2019 at 10:11 am

    Drug dealers are just drug dealers without a license that says they are legal drug dealers

  • Reply Blazingnic Xx March 21, 2019 at 2:48 am

    10 years later

    Finds the cure for H.I.V

  • Reply 🐺 March 23, 2019 at 7:13 pm

    They cured aids

  • Reply Terry J March 24, 2019 at 6:33 am

    I hope I become as funny as Chris someday, people say I'm really funny, funny looking,get it? Hope you liked that joke people

  • Reply Dennis Ritchie March 29, 2019 at 8:46 pm

    A guy once told me there's a cure for everything; a single plumbum injection to the cranium will fix almost any aliment.

    In all seriousness, the reason there's no cure has nothing to deal with big pharma. Watch V for Vendetta; it has to deal with the government allowing certain infections in order to prove that we need to make grant money available for places that treat these diseases.

    Really not that a complicated fix – give an unlimited amount of grant money to any company who can promise a cure for a disease within a decade, with weekly required reports. If they fail, then the government just sues the company and revokes it's ability to produce drugs.

  • Reply Detrimental 313 April 1, 2019 at 8:42 am

    Word to dr sebi

  • Reply Chris Purnell April 2, 2019 at 4:19 pm

    Nipsey

  • Reply CrazyStacey1970 April 5, 2019 at 12:49 am

    Psyche meds are the worst. Fuck big Pharma. As soon as it's legal in my state(could be a while wonderful Wisconsin)I'm gonna start growing my own medicine, "Medicine for the Brain" as Tommy Chong puts it. I rue the day I took my first Prozac, now I can't get off it, withdrawals worse than opiates!! They don't want to cure us, they just want the Almighty dollar!

  • Reply Itshekeng Madikgetla April 6, 2019 at 12:49 am

    I Love it… you think they gon cure Aids with all the money they lost to Polio..

  • Reply Sharon Schubert April 7, 2019 at 4:14 am

    “ Government ate mother fucking, drug dealers”. So true “they don’t cure shit, just patch it up”.

  • Reply Julie Anderson April 17, 2019 at 10:53 pm

    This is the story of my life.

  • Reply Earth Changing Extremities April 20, 2019 at 9:59 pm

    If anyone comes out with a natural way to cure AIDS, that person will be warned to keep quiet, if not, assassinated by the Global Elite

  • Reply ishaan Pillay April 28, 2019 at 10:22 pm

    Only a person with 0 knowledge about medicine and even less humility would sincerely agree with Chris

  • Reply Christopher C April 29, 2019 at 12:22 am

    They will figure out a way for you to LIVE WITH IT

  • Reply motorcitycobra2009 April 29, 2019 at 9:19 pm

    You can cure athletes foot, until you contract it again; Chris appears to be appealing for the eradication of fungi and well, good luck with that.

    Polio is incurable, vaccination is what prevents infection but once you get it, it’s a month spent in chez Iron Lung or an eternity in the earth. There are still polio hot spots, Chris can be thankful he’ll never get it unless he goes to the arse ends of the earth but despite his protestations it appears the good ‘ol USA is good enough for him.

    AIDS once had a 100% mortality rate (unless you were lucky enough to be blessed by a CCR5 delta32 mutation), now you live long enough to die of something else like old age or morbid obesity. Blaming ‘the government’ or doctors or even big pharmaceutical companies for the diseases of antiquity is astounding; they remain because they are good at wheat they do, infecting and killing.

    Diabetes, heart disease, cancer? Eats less, move more, stop piling shit into your face like you ain’t gonna eat for another month and drop the cigarettes like a bad bean pie.

    You are going to die because nature has endowed us with a limited lifespan as well as myriad infectious diseases plus all the shit we do to ourselves recreationally. Even if this poorly though out drivel was true, who doesn’t want to pay to live until their late 70’s rather than dying in childhood like over 30% of children did in the developed world at the turn of the last century.

    Think about that while you’re high fiving over your blood pressure medications and waffles…

  • Reply Eileen MacDougall May 1, 2019 at 8:50 pm

    How many know oncologists buy chemo from pharmaceutical companies wholesale, then sell it to patients…LEGALLY!

  • Reply tripslft May 17, 2019 at 12:44 pm

    Never have truer words been spoken.

  • Reply Colby Covington May 23, 2019 at 8:05 pm

    Facts

  • Reply Raja Rajab May 24, 2019 at 10:35 pm

    How is watching in 2019?

  • Reply Raja Rajab May 24, 2019 at 10:37 pm

    This is a true talk not a joke bro, now it's 10 years.

  • Reply Jennifer Mahar May 27, 2019 at 3:22 pm

    Truth

  • Reply Lily Rose June 3, 2019 at 10:59 pm

    Love

  • Reply Leroy Wandahsega June 4, 2019 at 7:32 am

    The Comeback.

  • Reply Maxx Mabemwe June 9, 2019 at 2:41 pm

    Planned obsolescence. Henry Ford said that he could build a car, give it away, and still make money off of parts and repair. Car dealerships don't make a lot of money off of the sale of a car. They make money off of you bringing it in for service and repairs. A car dealer ship, and also mechanics, will do what they call "a free courtesy inspection" of your car when you take it in for some as simple as an oil change, and come back with a list of things that they want you to fall for. One dealership wanted to charge me $65.00 to put some grease pads, something that I got from Walmart for less than $2.00, under the post hook up of my battery. Prior to the Japanese auto invasion, that took away the auto industry from Detroit, American made cars wore out after 3 years, and 3600 miles. Greed is the culprit behind the dirtiest word in the English language, "BUSINESS". There is a rip off around every corner, and if you complain about it they will offer up the same old worn out line to silence you " IT IS THE WORST SYSTEM IN THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR ANYTHING ELSE". Now bend over and spread your cheeks!

  • Reply Ness June 10, 2019 at 1:12 am

    We found a cure for aids

  • Reply Abbie Johnso June 10, 2019 at 12:15 pm

    Very true words. He trying to tell you stupid sheeple the truth about the medical and pharmaceutical industry in a joking way, but he dead serious.
    Drs dont cure, they hand out scripts for meds that are really poisons and get rid of the symptoms, the meds dont get rid of the sickness causing the problem. Why? Because the pharmaceutical industry want you to keep spending your money on drugs that mask a problem instead of fixing the problem. Drs are now beholding to insurance companies, so they need you to keep coming back, pay that copays just so they can continue to write scripts for meds that half ass work.
    WAKE THE FUCK UP SHEEPLE.

  • Reply Rebel Turk June 10, 2019 at 3:37 pm

    Normally I find Chris Rock hilarious, but I was just left confused here.

  • Reply Sarcastic LittleCENSORED June 14, 2019 at 5:25 pm

    Know why the crowds cheering? Cause he's telling the truth.

  • Reply Henry June 15, 2019 at 8:35 pm

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4STx6yqCqQk#menu. This company didn't disclose they had cure for Alzheimer's for 3 years, it did not make financial sense.

  • Reply Glen Baker June 16, 2019 at 2:07 am

    Hope you never need a physician you stupid negro.

  • Reply John Casor June 17, 2019 at 4:31 am

    so true. i have been to kaiser 4 times in 30 days for athletes foot… this hit home what he said… $65 copay each time i went to kaiser… so sad…. had to take 2 weeks off work with no pay… sad kaiser…

  • Reply Miki Man June 17, 2019 at 1:51 pm

    Jokes on you they did.

  • Reply abram masemola June 18, 2019 at 7:02 pm

    what he said about aids so true!

  • Reply baby face June 19, 2019 at 10:35 pm

    First season Lucy Lucy lololol

  • Reply baby face June 19, 2019 at 10:36 pm

    Money in the medicine

  • Reply baby face June 19, 2019 at 10:41 pm

    Right they ain't curing shit you all look up doctor berzinski he cured cancer and tumors cops daughter died cause us government stopped his treatments and stole right along with fda to control and own his research and not there's 11 us patents by government and fda that say they own it If he didn't give in hed go to jail cause kemo therapy and foundations research the money is theirs if he cured cancer it his so before kemotharpy consider calling him please ty

  • Reply Naa K Mercy June 20, 2019 at 1:26 am

    He was very right about AIDs drugs. They just help you live with it!

  • Reply Lee St.Louis June 21, 2019 at 4:07 am

    Chris Rock's been exposing shyt from way back. AIDS, Cancer…they got cures. They're just not letting anyone know about it. Like he said, those pharmaceutical companies are all major cartels, making money off the drugs.

  • Reply Dillinger Sam June 22, 2019 at 12:31 am

    Awsome 😀❤

  • Reply pure Love Elias June 23, 2019 at 5:24 pm

    I heard a doctor saying last week on Tv say "that if they find a cure for cancer, that will be bad for his business"

  • Reply Howard McCauley June 27, 2019 at 10:51 am

    Bullseye.

  • Reply kaaajeee June 27, 2019 at 2:00 pm

    does anyone have some insight why they barking?

  • Reply Bryce Mason July 1, 2019 at 4:52 pm

    I love to listen to him and imagine its all being said by a zebra

  • Reply Godson Eh July 2, 2019 at 4:54 pm

    wow, this guy always teaching something. This is what makes him unique.

  • Reply Jill July 5, 2019 at 5:21 am

    Looking like a walking ironsheet…chris always good on the jokes thoh

  • Reply FR July 7, 2019 at 9:22 pm

    Not all scientists are americans only working to find medicin for profit…….

  • Reply Savior Tower July 8, 2019 at 3:36 am

    Now with CRISPR they might finally cure AIDS… but highly doubt it'll be cheap and/or accessible to the lower income population, so he's not entirely wrong yet…

  • Reply kareem s July 10, 2019 at 6:16 pm

    Porky

  • Reply Daniel Jones - East London Blues July 14, 2019 at 9:09 am

    he's hilarious, but he never feels like he's just joking around, he's actually telling the truth.

  • Reply vanessa southern July 16, 2019 at 1:44 am

    Bang on!! AIDS is profit. Pharma phreaks!! Suffering the most lucrative industry on planet.

  • Reply Ivan Hewitt July 17, 2019 at 6:42 pm

    If you close your eyes, Chris Rock sounds like someone doing an over the top Chris Rock impression

  • Reply Shakendria Murphy July 22, 2019 at 5:57 am

    I lost it at the Robitussin joke lol he's been always said that his parents cured everything with that!!! I've never seen this clip tho

  • Reply Richard Green July 22, 2019 at 3:43 pm

    PREACH, CHRIS!!!

  • Reply Uner Lew July 25, 2019 at 8:31 am

    Get you to.the next stop!! Lol

  • Reply Jeannette S July 25, 2019 at 7:54 pm

    Telling the truth

  • Reply Omega Mouse July 28, 2019 at 9:42 am

    Aaaaaand.… now Big Pharma is advertising pills for aids.

  • Reply Jesus Visurraga July 29, 2019 at 5:57 am

    Legend

  • Reply The Brum July 29, 2019 at 9:45 pm

    Its normal in usa when you agre with someone you just scream "UH UH UH UH UH!!!"??

  • Reply potorrero August 1, 2019 at 8:09 pm

    This is all true. How many studies have you seen saying that they found a protein or a cell or some shit that may help cure cancer. And then, it just dissapears. You never hear from that again.

  • Reply Holyflygon August 2, 2019 at 6:46 pm

    but we cured hep C o.O

  • Reply Sankofa NYC August 3, 2019 at 12:17 am

    Brilliant

  • Reply WaLLstaR August 4, 2019 at 6:03 am

    homie speaking the truth over stand up comedy so he don't get in trouble

  • Reply soulman2000 August 4, 2019 at 5:37 pm

    Im sure people in the medical field HATED this routine. HA! its VERY true!!

  • Reply Oliver Marks August 6, 2019 at 8:16 am

    Comedians are some of the smartest people I swear. Chris is fantastic! Him and George Carlin both!

  • Reply tx2 August 9, 2019 at 4:34 am

    if only comedy was this raw these days

  • Reply robin shelby August 9, 2019 at 10:10 pm

    we have ohs thank god in uk and our hospitals are filled with "health tourists"getting treated .. costing our tax payers and government millions so hardly a good scam.. we are lucky we can even have medicines at all full stop.. some countries don't even have access to them.

  • Reply Brio Brio August 10, 2019 at 4:46 pm

    Moneys in the medicine …
    Not in the cure he’s right

  • Reply Lisa August 12, 2019 at 3:25 pm

    Truth .. never cured AIDS! But they keep you alive for $$$$$$$
    Wow Chris Rock and South Park tell the tale…

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