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Cash Dr. Phil Talking About That Viral Video, How Bow Dah?

December 20, 2019


PLEASE WELCOME DR. PHIL! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ DR. PHIL, THANK GOD YOU’RE HERE. YOU’RE HERE JUST IN TIME. I FEEL LIKE OUR ENTIRE COUNTRY
IS A FIGHTING, SQUABBLING FAMILY ON YOUR SHOW.>>REALLY? I HADN’T NOTICED.>>Stephen: HEAL A NATION FOR
US, DR. PHIL. WHAT DO WE NEED TO DO TO HEAL
THE DIVIDE IN AMERICA, OR IS IT TIME TO BREAK UP?>>I DON’T THINK IT’S TIME TO
BREAK UP.>>Stephen: ALL RIGHT, THAT’S
GOOD TO HEAR.>>BECAUSE I’M FROM TEXAS, AND
YOU KNOW WHERE TEXAS WOULD GO IF THEY SECEDE. WE WOULD BE O ON THE OTHER SIDE
THE DAMN WALL.>>Stephen: THAT’S TRUE. YOU KNOW THAT WOULD BE TRUE.>>Stephen: WHY DO YOU THINK
NOBODY CAN TALK TO EACH OTHER ANYMORE?>>TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, I
DON’T THINK ANYBODY’S TRYING TO GET ALONG RIGHT NOW. EVERYBODY ISED OFF, AND IT’S
LIKE THEY DON’T WANT TO GET ALONG. IF I’M NEGOTIATING WITH
SOMEBODY, IF I’M NEGOTIATING WITH YOU, THE FIRST THING I’M
GOING TO DO IS TRY TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET THE MOST OF WHAT YOU
WANT I POSSIBLY CAN.>>Stephen: YOU WANT TO GIVE
ME WHAT I WANT WHEN WE’RE NEGOTIATING.>>I SAID I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU
THE MOST OF WHAT YOU WANT I POSSIBLY CAN.>>Stephen: IF I TAKE
EVERYTHING YOU GIVE ME AND GO, YOU GET NOTHING, DID I WIN? BECAUSE TRUMP SAYS WE’RE GOING
TO WIN, WIN, WIN, WIN, WIN. IS NEGOTIATING ALL ABOUT
WINNING?>>OF COURSE — WELL, CERTAINLY
YOU WANT TO WIN, BUT YOU’VE GOT TO DEFINE “WIN.” IF WIN IS ALL ONE-SIDED, THAT’S
NOT GOING TO LAST VERY LONG. IF YOU AND I MAKE A DEAL AND I
SAY, HERE’S THE DEAL, YOU DO ALL THE WORK, I GET ALL THE MONEY, I
MIGHT TALK YOU INTO THAT TODAY, BUT THREE OR FOUR DAYS LATER,
EXCUSE ME, KISS MY AS, I’M NOT DOING THAT ANYMORE. NO ONE GOES ALONG WITH THAT. LET’S START BY SAYING WHAT DO WE
AGREE ON.>>Stephen: WHAT DO WE AGREE
ON? BECAUSE SEEMS LIKE RIGHT NOW
DURING THE CAMPAIGN AND RIGHT NOW, TOO, PEOPLE ARE HAVING
TROUBLE AGREEING ON REALITY. WHAT IS — I’M SERIOUS.>>NO, YOU’RE —
>>Stephen: PEOPLE ARE HAVING TROUBLE AGREEING ON WHAT IS A
FACT, WHAT IS AN ALTERNATIVE FACT. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING, DOCTOR?>>NO, ANYTIME THERE’S A
DISPUTE — AND I’VE DONE THIS. THIS IS WHAT I DO.>>Stephen: I’VE SEEN YOUR
SHOW. NUMBER ONE DAYTIME SHOW,
DR. PHIL.>>AND I DID THESE THINGS BEFORE
THAT. ANYTIME THERE’S A DISPUTE, FIRST
THING I DO IS SAY LET’S FIGURE OUT WHAT WE AGREE ON BECAUSE WE
MIGHT AGREE ON MORE THAN WE THINK AND THEN WE CAN HAVE THE
THINGS TO THE SIDE WE DISAGREE ON. YOU SAY, WHAT DO WE AGREE ON? EVERYBODY AGREES WE’RE ALL
AMERICANS, THAT WE ALL ENJOY THE FREEDOMS THAT WE WANT, WE ALL
WANT TO BE SAFE. EVERYBODY AGREES WITH THOSE
THINGS.>>Stephen: IT’S THE PRICE WE
PAY FOR THAT.>>I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT WHAT WE
DON’T AGREE ON YET. I’M TALKING ABOUT WHAT WE DO
AGREE ON.>>Stephen: SURE, EVERYBODY
WANTS TO BE SAFE, AMERICA’S A GREAT COUNTRY, I’M NOT SURE
EVERYBODY AGREES EVERYBODY IS AMERICAN BECAUSE PEOPLE ACCUSE
EACH OTHER OF NOT BEING A REAL AMERICAN ALL THE TIME.>>WELL, WE ALL LIVE HERE, LET’S
SAY THAT AND WE ALL WANT TO BE SAFE HERE.>>Stephen: AS LONG AS WE GET
PAST THE VAN AT THE AIRPORT.>>AS LONG AS WE DON’T LEAVE AND
CAN’T COME BACK.>>Stephen: THAT’S TRUE. YOU HAVE TO SAY, WHAT DO WE
AGREE ON. YOU SAY, WHAT DO WE NOT AGREE
ON? OKAY, NOW WE’RE TALKING ABOUT
THE DISAGREEMENTS, BUT WE AT LEAST HAVE SOME COMMON GROUND. NOBODY’S TALKING ABOUT THAT. THE PEOPLE OUT DEMONSTRATING,
MORE POWER TO THEM, LISTEN, THIS IS AMERICA, YOU CAN DO THAT IF
YOU WANT TO. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
I THINK IF THAT’S WHAT THEY WANT TO DO, GREAT. I THINK, AT SOME POINT, THE
DIALOGUE HAS TO START.>>Stephen: OKAY. UM — OKAY. ( LAUGHTER )
>>I ABSOLUTELY DON’T KNOW ENOUGH TO TALK INTELLIGENTLY
ABOUT POLITICS. I DON’T KNOW ENOUGH TO TALK
ABOUT THE GEOECONOMIC IMPACT OF THINGS HAPPENING OVERSEAS VERSUS
HERE. I’M NOT COMPETENT TO TALK ABOUT
THAT. THE DIFFERENCE IS I JUST KNOW
IT.>>Stephen: THAT’S REFRESHING. THAT’S REFRESHING.>>MY DAD USED TO SAY — AND I
CAN HEAR HIM SAYING IT JUST LIKE IT WAS TEN SECONDS AGO — HE
USED TO SAY, BOY, YOU BETTER SPEND 5% OF YOUR TIME DECIDING
WHETHER YOU GOT A GOOD DEAL OR A BAD DEAL, AND 95% OF THE TIME
DECIDING WHAT THE HELL YOU’RE GOING TO DO ABOUT IT. AND THAT WAS REAL GOOD ADVICE.>>Stephen: WHAT DOES THAT
MEAN?>>IF YOU DON’T LIKE THE OUTCOME
OF THE ELECTION — THE ELECTION’S OVER. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT
IT? OKAY. IT’S NOT — PEOPLE ARE DEBATING
THE ELECTION LIKE IT’S NOT OVER. THE ELECTION IS OVER.>>Stephen: OH, IT’S
DEFINITELY OVER, YEAH.>>SO THE QUESTION IS —
>>Stephen: HE’S DEFINITELY THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED
STATES.>>SO WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO
ABOUT IT? THAT’S WHY I SAY I HOPE PEOPLE
START A DIALOGUE, START A NARRATIVE AND TRY TO INFLUENCE
THINGS THAT SEEM, IF THEY ARE HOW THEY APPEAR, REALLY RADICAL. SOMEBODY NEEDS TO START A
NARRATIVE SO WE PULL THIS BACK TO SOME SENSE OF NONIDIOCY.>>Stephen: WITHOUT NAMING ANY
NAMES. ( APPLAUSE )
>>I MEAN AT MANY DIFFERENT LEVELS, IT’S NOT JUST AT THE
WHITE HOUSE. THERE IS A LOT OF STUFF GOING ON
ABOUT HEALTHCARE, IMMIGRATION, ALL SORTS OF THINGS.>>Stephen: YOU HAD A GUEST ON
YOUR SHOW RECENTLY THAT PEOPLE HAVE BECOME FASCINATED WITH. THE GUEST WAS ON THERE A FEW
MONTHS AGO BUT FOR SOME REASON IT’S REALLY TAKEN OFF IN THE
LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS. DO YOU KNOW WHO I’M TALKING
ABOUT?>>I DO.>>Stephen: A YOUNG LADY, I
DON’T KNOW HER NAME, BUT SHE HAS A CATCH PHRASE THAT HAS GONE
VIRAL, AND IF I’M PRONOUNCING THIS CORRECTLY —
>>THEY ALL KNOW IT.>>Stephen: — IT’S — LET’S
SEE SOME OF THE MAGIC.>>DID YOU SEE THE HO’S ARE
LAUGHING.>>YEAH. SO THE AUDIENCE IS A BUNCH OF
HOS.>>YEAH. CATCH ME OUTSIDE HOW ABOUT THAT?>>WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? I SAID.>. SHE’S 12.>>Stephen: I WOULDN’T WANT ME
TO CATCH HER OUTSIDE.>>SHE’S A 12-YEAR-OLD.>>Stephen: COULD YOU HELP ME
WITH SOMETHING — YOU LIKE TO HEAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN PEOPLE
ESPECIALLY IF FRIENDS HAVE FALLEN OUT. YOU’RE GREAT AT GETTING PEOPLE
BACK TOGETHER. ONE OF MY OLDEST FRIENDS IN THE
WORLD WORKS AT THE SHOW, NAMED PAUL DENELLO. HE AND I HAVE A PROBLEM AND I
WOULD LOVE IF YOU COULD HELP US. COULD YOU DO THAT FOR US?>>WELL, WHAT’S THE PROBLEM?>>Stephen: HIS DOG IS THE
PROBLEM. HIS DOG DOESN’T HAVE RESPECT
PERSONAL SPACE. HE’S RIGHT HERE. COULD WE —
>>WELL, THE STORY GOES A LOT BETTER IF YOU’RE THE ONE TELLING
IT. COULD WE GET HIM OUT HERE?>>Stephen: PAUL, WOULD YOU
JOIN US? PAUL DENELLO, EVERYBODY.>>PAUL, WHAT’S UP. HOW YOU DOING?>>Stephen: DO YOU MIND DOING
THIS? PAUL, HOW LONG HAVE WE KNOWN
EACH OTHER.>>30 YEARS.>>Stephen: HOW OLD IS YOUR
DOG?>>NINE.>>Stephen: YOU HAD 21 GOOD
YEARS.>>H–
YOU HAD 2 IS GOOD YEARS.>>Stephen: HE HAD ANOTHER DOG
BEFORE THIS.>>HE’S LONG HAD A PROBLEM WITH
MY DOG.>>Stephen: I LOVE HIS DOG. I MADE A DEAL WITH CBS WHEN I
STARTED THE SHOW BECAUSE WE MAKE OUR OFFICE A DOG-FRIENDLY
OFFICE, AND THEY SAID OKAY. ALMOST ENTIRELY FOR PAUL. AND WHEN HE BRINGS RILEY TO
WORK, RILEY LOVES PAUL, ALWAYS WANTS TO BE WITH HIM. PAUL OFTEN FORGETS THAT RILEY IS
AT THE OFFICE BECAUSE HE’LL LEAVE MY OFFICE AND RILEY WILL
STAY IN MY OFFICE WHEN PAUL LEAVES AND WHINE AND SCRATCH AT
THE DOOR, AND WHILE I LOVE RILEY, RILEY’S NOT MY PROBLEM. RILEY’S PAUL’S PROBLEM.>>WHAT KIND OF POLICY IS THAT
IF IT’S AN OPEN-DOOR POLICY FOR DOGS AND HE’S PUTTING
RESTRICTIONS ON US?>>YOU’RE CLOSING THE DOOR WHEN
YOU LEAVE AND THE DOG CAN’T COME OUT, IT’S NOT AN OPEN DOG POLICY
FOR DOGS.>>Stephen: HE SAID I LOVE
RILEY, BUT — BUT MEANS FORGET WHAT I JUST SAID, NOW I’M GOING
TO TELL YOU WHAT I REALLY THINK.>>THANK YOU. YOU DON’T REALLY LOVE RILEY,
YOU TOLERATE HIM BECAUSE HE’S YOUR FRIEND.>>Stephen: I’M GLAD YOU’RE
HERE BUT YOU’RE COMPLETELY WRONG.>>IS RILEY HERE?>>Stephen: COULD RILEY COME
OUT?>>COME HERE, RILEY. ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
>>Stephen: NOW, THIS ISN’T FAIR BECAUSE RILEY IS CUTER THAN
I AM. OKAY. NOW, RILEY — I LOVE RILEY,
AND –>>AND.>>Stephen: I LOVE RILEY AND
RILEY IS YOUR DOG. HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE RILEY
BECAUSE YOU NEVER SEEM TO KNOW WHERE HE IS.>>DON’T THEY USE DOGS AS
THERAPY DOGS BECAUSE YOU PET THEM AND THEY REDUCE STRESS? RILEY IS A GIFT. IT’S AN INTERVENTION.>>HE’S A GIFT TO YOU. THANK YOU, PHIL. I’VE SAID THIS A MILLION
TIMES, YOU SHOULD NOT FIGHT IN FRONT OF THE DOG. IT UPSETS THE DOG. YOU KNOW, NO TELLING WHAT’S
GOING TO HAPPEN TO THE DOG.>>Stephen: DO YOU HAVE A DOG? I I DO AND TAKE IT TO WORK
EVERY DAY SO I SHOULD PROBABLY RECUSE MYSELF.>>Stephen: I’M STILL ANGRY. I DON’T FEEL ANY BETTER. WHAT DO I GET OUT OF THIS
THERAPY SESSION AND HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU?>>YOU SHOULD SCUFF UP THE DOG’S
EARS, YOU WON’T BE SO ANGRY.>>Stephen: SCUFF UP? YEAH, SHOW HIM HOW TO SCUFF
UP THE DOG’S AIRS.>>IS THIS WHAT YOU’RE REFERRING
TO?>>THAT’S IT. DOES THE DOG LOOK HAPPY?>>Stephen: RILEY ALWAYS LOOKS
A LITTLE SAD. A LITTLE SAD. DOGS LOOK LIKE THEIR OWNERS. ( LAUGHTER )
PAUL LOOKS A LITTLE SAD MOST OF THE TIME.>>HAD IT EVER OCCURRED TO YOU
TO BATHE THAT DOG?>>THIS IS HER BATHED STATE. OH, THIS IS IT. THIS IS AS GOOD AS SHE GETS. I’M STARTING TO COME OVER TO
YOUR SIDE.>>Stephen: THANK YOU. YOU’RE WELCOME BACK ANYTIME,
DR. PHIL. THANK YOU PAUL. THANK YOU, RILEY, I LOVE YOU. BUT IT’S TIME TO GO. DR. PHIL AIRS WEEK DAYS
NATIONWIDE. THANK YOU, EVERYBODY!

61 Comments

  • Reply James Patrick May 10, 2018 at 3:54 pm

    Those wrinkles go up to his scalp lol he looks like the black guy on star trek

  • Reply Rose S May 12, 2018 at 7:09 am

    What kind of dog is that?

  • Reply Tuesday Floring May 17, 2018 at 1:23 pm

    PAUL!!! I love Strangers with Candy so much!!! That’s where my love for Stephen began!

  • Reply Emma Dyer May 17, 2018 at 8:21 pm

    Paul looks like Mark Ruffalo

  • Reply Kohlenstoffisotop12 May 25, 2018 at 2:54 pm

    winning means for others to lose, you just do not see them through all those pesky markets; and yet we can see it

    things are not disappearing when you look away you know

  • Reply Jayme Ann May 30, 2018 at 12:09 pm

    That dog tho… I would watch Dr Phil every day if that dog was on the show and Dr Phil is cray cray lmfao

  • Reply Rae June 11, 2018 at 4:21 am

    I gotta say for an old prude, Dr Phil is a really funny guy. I came across Part 1 and Part 2 of Phil and Steve Harvey messing around and setting up a therapy stand (Like Lucys on Charlie Brown) and it was suprising how funny it was. A lot of that because Phil and Harvey clearly have a BFF vibe and Harvey is a comedian but Dr Phil certainly held his own.
    I know there are people who dislike him because they feel he exploits vulnerable people to get ratings but imo that is a fairly big exaggeration. Of course he wants ratings and the show to be successful. I wouldn't be surprised if he made some bad calls/decisions in the many years he has been on, and a few regrets where he could have handled things differently. I still do not believe he is a malicious person who is out to use anyone to get to the top. In fact I truly believe he cares deeply about helping people. His ability to build a rapport, get to the facts, and cut through denial and BS defenses people have without alienating them, while still telling them the truth whether it is hard to hear or not. Not to mention the average guest/families beg in letter after letter to be on and help them figure out where to begin. He doesn't chase them down. He does make first contact with celebrities and people in the midst of an investigation/trial that has been getting national media attention, but even in those cases he is fair to them, he let's them have their say, and again doesn't force them to come on at all.
    In fact it is due to the fact his show is so popular and successful that allows him to offer treatment that would be way out of an average families financial grasp, because of the exposure the facilities get. Despite his faults or mistakes I can't help but to think he is generally sincere and a stand up guy.

  • Reply Akhil Nallacheruvu June 15, 2018 at 4:50 pm

    Damn it Stephen. Stop interrupting.

  • Reply Pennywise The Dancing Clown June 15, 2018 at 8:46 pm

    What does he think about her rapping career???

  • Reply PersianPlatypus June 18, 2018 at 1:30 am

    0:14 The Lick

  • Reply Kostas Kotidis June 20, 2018 at 11:57 am

    he's so fake. just like his show. brings in lame actors and actresses to create fake retarded stories for lame-ass entertainment of the brain-dead couch potatoes.

  • Reply Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci June 26, 2018 at 7:04 pm

    She made his career

  • Reply Bethany Jones July 11, 2018 at 7:26 pm

    I'm typing that advice Dr. Phil's dad gave him into my phone right now. WOW.

  • Reply lizzy way July 23, 2018 at 8:05 am

    this young lady in the clip went on to cover her mums mortgage 100%. at heart not a bad girl y'all.

  • Reply Caitlin Jo Pepe August 14, 2018 at 11:47 am

    "I don't know enough to talk about the geoleconomic impact" ???
    this guy is just throwing around buzzwords until the audience claps

  • Reply noelle almonte August 15, 2018 at 2:16 pm

    Hi hich

  • Reply Hello Stranger September 1, 2018 at 2:46 am

    He's just so vague like….he didnt really have any solid answers to Stephens questions.

  • Reply Sevda Agaeva September 9, 2018 at 2:24 am

    He speaks about "non-idioacy" yet he fails to acknowledge that the electoral college decides the vote and not the popular vote.

  • Reply Gypsy SnickerDoodle September 23, 2018 at 11:08 pm

    stop making Dr.Phil look Ethical

    HE IS NOT

  • Reply Jack Johnson September 30, 2018 at 3:39 pm

    She says " catch me outside"
    Not cash….

  • Reply mountain boy October 9, 2018 at 11:02 pm

    Stephen is right. That's your dog. Take care of it, wtf

  • Reply Tezz man ss October 18, 2018 at 1:54 am

    Dr phil is just another fkn know it all!

  • Reply bradley shefmire October 18, 2018 at 8:01 pm

    works every time….scuff up the dogs ears……

  • Reply George Ramos October 27, 2018 at 5:03 pm

    Phil

  • Reply jalila love October 30, 2018 at 8:04 am

    Wow. The dog seemed to get a lot of comments. Maybe Stephen should do a little side work on the show to help out the
    Humane Society fundraiser or to show off animals for possible adoptions? These shows make a mint, I'm sure they could give
    back a little and use the last two min of the show for that right?

  • Reply Tseleng Botlhole October 31, 2018 at 10:40 am

    She is 12???????!!!??? she looks 30

  • Reply Tseleng Botlhole October 31, 2018 at 10:44 am

    I have noticed that dog lovers tend to be generally selfish. Why do they expect the rest of the people to go along with their love of dogs?!!!

  • Reply Corey Priest November 4, 2018 at 3:17 pm

    “Strangers With Candy”! Where’s Jerry Blank?

  • Reply reandruzzi November 7, 2018 at 8:53 pm

    MR NOBLET AND MR JELLINECK TOGETHER AGAIN!!!!❤

  • Reply Methy Mouse November 26, 2018 at 2:39 am

    Just because there's a problem with the dog doesn't mean Stephen doesn't love the dog. Dr. Phil is no doctor. He's a pretentious idiot.

  • Reply Brandy Moore November 29, 2018 at 4:10 am

    Alright, Dr. Phil. It’s time for you to step up and do the right thing. Hand over your Texas card. By the way you spoke and responded to some of the things you did, it’s clear that you’ve fallen …that you’re now officially from California.
    Shame on you for caving, sir.

  • Reply Madam Maiden December 1, 2018 at 2:24 pm

    that dog is ridiculous cute.

  • Reply Ian Marshall December 7, 2018 at 8:31 pm

    Dr. Phil for president

  • Reply Mariana Vargas de Oliveira April 11, 2019 at 4:55 am

    Omg I'm in love with Riley ❤❤❤❤❤

  • Reply Johnathan Douglas April 13, 2019 at 1:10 am

    Not that I'm fascinated by her… Just can't believe a no talent hack like her had millions just given to her for nothing other than being an asshole… While the rest of us work our ass's off….

  • Reply abdulaziz aljuhani May 30, 2019 at 6:59 pm

    This video was posted in 2017.
    Omfg it feels like a decade has past.

  • Reply Girlmodder420 June 7, 2019 at 3:49 am

    Who came here just to see what he said about daniel ??? lmao

  • Reply Joe Me June 16, 2019 at 8:18 am

    Steffon claims to be a conservitive "but" he's actually a soyboy liberal mockingbird.

  • Reply Tyrone Koumoundouros July 2, 2019 at 8:50 pm

    Stephen Colbert is a Bolshevic Communist TRAITOR SHOVELING YOU HORSESHIT.

  • Reply Kedrick the Head Trip July 6, 2019 at 9:36 pm

    Class war inaccurately called a "drug war" targets people instread of drugs while "Dr" Phil of Bigotry is indiscriminately Phillin Kids with Drugs.

  • Reply Khushboo Pidiyar July 21, 2019 at 8:05 am

    Stop fighting in front of the dog. Best line everrrr.

  • Reply Austin Whitley August 7, 2019 at 1:45 am

    God bless

  • Reply Valerie Angell August 10, 2019 at 4:56 pm

    Dr Phil has to explain compromise.Things are getting very weird.

  • Reply Valerie Angell August 10, 2019 at 5:01 pm

    Teenagers are difficult.Period.

  • Reply chad adams August 11, 2019 at 12:51 pm

    watching dr phil sit around with his mouth open makes my teeth feel dry………….

  • Reply richard wilmot Ph.D August 14, 2019 at 5:01 am

    Perhaps you have not heard the latest interview by celebrity addiction specialist: Dr. Drew/ Phil

    Interviewer: We have here Dr. Drew/Phil the famous celebrity addiction specialist who wants to share with U all their own addiction.

    Drew/Phil: Thank you for having a go at me… U know what most people do not know is that I built celebrity rehab. for me! I knew I had to go to rehab, but rehab costs a lot of money. Where was I going to get it… from selling rehab to others!

    Interviewer: Wow! Dr Drew/Phil that's amazing! So what 'prey' tell is your addiction?

    Drew/Phil: Anal sex… now that gays R allowed to marry & have poo babies, I feel more comfortable admitting it. A lot of people like anal sex… but I cannot get enough of it.

    Interviewer: Does this mean U R coming out…

    Drew/Phil: No… no… U don't have to be gay to enjoy anal sex… either giving it like John Wayne or getting it… like myself. But there are physical problems that accompany anal sex when you crave it as much as I do: leakage!

    I don't want to have to use Preparation H as a lubricant or make constant use of larger and larger butt plugs. I want to end the morbid enlargement and the only way for me to do that is through abstinence… total abstinence… no anal sex for me… ever!

    Interviewer: I understand U R now a member of the self-help fellowship recovery group: ASSHOLES ANONYMOUS

    DR Drew/Phil: One day or night, I was being fist ph'ked by this biker and he said: U know I can feel your heartbeat against my fist… if I reached up a few more inches I could grab your beating heart and pull it out of your ass… butt he didn't… and he told me later it was due to "fellowship".

    Fellowship was the word that set me free and saved me… and I became an AA person: ah-souls anonymous and still am today: a fellowship!

  • Reply Chengfu Saechao August 28, 2019 at 4:48 am

    The best interview was
    With JOE in his podcast
    ..they were talking about
    Some Deep Issues..& had
    Few jokes there too
    #CatchMeOutside……
    LMFAO????

  • Reply mr d September 30, 2019 at 1:19 pm

    Look at his head I don't think He is human
    He is sombody else he is telling the truth
    But we are too stupid to tell

  • Reply omsnaga October 8, 2019 at 9:34 am

    It's hard when you dislike a dog, dogs are so pure and loving.. but I have hated a Jack Russel before and it was very conflicting for me.

  • Reply Vancouverama October 9, 2019 at 10:02 pm

    MR JELLINECK!!!

  • Reply GreatDementron October 11, 2019 at 1:51 pm

    "What do we agree on? Everybody agrees that we're all Americans…"
    No we don't. "Send her back! Send her back! Send her back!" There are Americans that the Republicans refuse to accept as Americans. Many of them think Liberals in general are not "true" Americans.

    "…that we all enjoy the freedoms that we want…"

    No we don't. There's a case in front of a majority conservative Supreme Court right now trying to decide if queer people have civil rights protections in this country, and I have very little hope they're going to do the right thing. In most states in this country, I could be fired for being queer, with no legal recourse whatsoever, while the Republicans think they deserve the freedom to, you know, discriminate against people like me. Plus, the Republicans are constantly trying to destroy our access to health care, especially reproductive health care, among many other things.

    "…and we all want to be safe."

    Except that we want to be safe from different things. The Democrats want to be safe from discrimination, poverty, and violence. The Republicans want to be safe from taxes, immigrants, the "deep state", and having their guns taken away.

    We have less in common by the day.

  • Reply Run through the jungle October 12, 2019 at 8:04 am

    Stephen Colbert doesn't sound very educated

  • Reply Tony Montana October 15, 2019 at 1:47 am

    Dr Phil wrote a weight loss how to book. case closed.

  • Reply Nocturnal Flare October 15, 2019 at 4:35 am

    I love Riley. I want a Riley

  • Reply C JEAN October 19, 2019 at 2:04 pm

    AHHH MAN EVEN PHIL HAS TO GET INVOLVED IN POLITICS – WHY DO CELEBRITIES PUSH THEIR MILLIONAIRE OPINIONS

  • Reply Tark the Fark October 21, 2019 at 8:24 am

    He didnt answer why he locks the dog in stevens room…

  • Reply Linda Parisi October 30, 2019 at 9:40 am

    Look at Phils ear.It is a demon ear. Phil is not a real person.

  • Reply Riley S October 30, 2019 at 11:46 am

    He’s always saying “kiss my ass” which is funny cause he’s got a bit of an ass face.

  • Reply Fizz Ishen December 4, 2019 at 7:42 pm

    the dog looks sad cuz it wants to be outside, not in an office building.

  • Reply Jessie Dahl December 8, 2019 at 12:59 am

    its kinda sad that he leaves his dog at work

  • Reply Rose Alexander December 11, 2019 at 11:31 pm

    I once knew a human named Riley that used to work in a office.

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