2020 Carnival! We’re here at Claudinho
Cordovil’s shed, Mocidade Jovem’s
design alchemist. Master, how are your heart
and expectations for Sunday? Juliana, I’m anxious! When it gets close,
we get nervous. -Tell us about the parade.
-It’ll be beautiful. Mocidade will be joyful. We want to say goodbye
with love in our hearts. So Mocidade is saying goodbye
to Carnival? No, to the planet, to life,
to everything. -It’s the end of the line!
-I don’t understand. Honey,
it’s the last Carnival. With all these snotty tourists
drinking crappy beer, using porta-potties and Uber,
will we get to 2021? We won’t. The master will talk
about coronavirus! We want good vibes,
so we’re doing a retrospective. With “From Big Bang to Corona,
I’m Pelé Not Maradona”, we want to bring back the best
moments in Brazil’s history, what moved Brazilians. Master Claudinho Cordovil always
pulls a rabbit out of his hat. -And the commission of front?
-We start with “TV Colosso”! We have Capachão, Roberval…
They do the show’s opening. We play old cartoons.
It’s the 1990s affective memory. -It’s the lost decade.
-Wonderful. I love Priscila. I love “TV Colosso”! Then there’s the big surprise
with Sandy & Júnior’s section! All Brazilians
will be touched! Sandy is a mother,
Junior is a DJ… -No one expected that.
-True. They’ll be singing
their hits. “Dig-dig-joy-popoy”,
“Power Rangers”, “Why Were You in the Woods,
Maria Chiquinha?” Júnior will be playing
the tambourine, and his brother-in-law
will play the violin! I’m already touched. Tell us about the floats
to distract us. One of the floats
will be a fire truck. The theme is
Brazil’s heroes. Drauzio Varella, Luisa Mell,
Ivete Sangalo, the 1992 volleyball team,
except Bernardinho… -All of them! So much joy!
-It’ll be very emotional! That’s what Carnival means!
We want samba in our feet! Tell us about the drum section’s
little pause. Little pause, Juliana?
It’ll be a big pause! The drums will stop for 20min,
and we’ll play “Avenida Brasil”. I don’t believe it!
Carminha will be in the parade? Carminha, Tufão
and everyone! And we’ll have the dollar
for R$ 1,20 section! All the baianas will be dressed
as maids at Disney. We’ll have a currency exchange
section with cheap dollars. In the back a water truck will
splash clean water on everyone, so we’ll remember
Cedae’s golden age. It’s Brazil’s history
in the parade. If we must die with a 122° fever
and internal bleeding, let’s die kissing
with clean water, Juliana! I have a request.
I know you’re a planner. -Please sing a little…
-Oh, no! -Sing a little!
-Come here. I need a drink. -Drum section!
-He’s wonderful. Let’s hear
Mocidade Jovem’s samba! Let’s go. Hello, China! Chinese community,
I’m serious! Sing with me! Let’s go, Brazil! I have children! Princess Isabel
abolished slavery But didn’t watch
Diego Alemão’s Big Brother Getúlio killed himself,
Romário passed to Bebeto Dom Pedro yelled,
“One day I’ll catch you” In Cabral’s land
or in Venice’s waters Corona for me
is a beer brand To forget that Brazil To forget that Brazil
suffered seven goals I ride my scooter
by the shore I ride my scooter
by the shore What’s going on? Gui!
Call someone in production!