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Bowser’s military hierarchy | Unraveled

November 10, 2019

Bowser. King Koopa. The authoritarian turtle with a penchant for
princess-napping. His very name strikes fear into the heart
of man and mushroom alike. And he’s also pretty good at figure skating. But when you focus on Bowser’s many attempts
to put the Mushroom Kingdom under his rule, you might forget that to order fuel his violent
vanity projects, he must put hundreds of henchmen into harm’s way. And by harm’s way, I mean in front of Mario. But me? I never forget the troops. And today I’m honoring those who have put
their lives on the line for a megalomaniacal turtle. Today, I’m presenting you with Bowser’s
military hierarchy. I can’t go any further than that, I’m
sorry. “But Brian,” I hear you ask, “Why does
Bowser need a military hierarchy?” And folks, I hear you. I hear your questions constantly. They come to me in my dreams like a prophet
receiving visions from an angry god. Bowser needs a military hierarchy because
of the Geneva Conventions. Y’all remember those things? Those little rules that keep you from committing
war crimes? Look, I know Bowser is a bad dude, but I don’t
think that Nintendo would actively create a war criminal and then allow him to sit in
the backseat of a go-kart with a baby. This is thanks to how we define armed conflict. I read through the entirety of the Geneva
Conventions in order to find this information, which turned out to be unnecessary because
there is a far more succinct definition in a far shorter paper. But do I regret reading the Geneva Conventions? Of course not. Knowledge is its own reward. And could I really call this an Unraveled
if I didn’t spend a whole day reading 224 pages of dense legalese for no good reason? Of course I couldn’t. Of course I couldn’t… If Bowser wants to keep his armed conflict
above board, we need to codify his aggressions. So this means his henchmen need to follow
a command structure. One that is not at all clear cut in the games. All we need is a list of Bowser’s troops. That’s where this book comes in! It’s The Super Mario Bros. Encyclopedia. The official listing of everything you could
ever want to know about the 17 games in the main series of Super Mario Bros. The main series are just the platformers,
none of the RPGs or spin offs. But the silver lining to this means that I can spend a different Unraveled talking about those games. Because God has cursed me for my hubris, and
my work is never finished. Of the 17 in the main series, I’m gonna
cut these three games, because they don’t have Bowser as the main antagonist. And I’m also gonna include Super Mario Odyssey,
because that came out after this book was published. That leaves us with 15 games and 226 enemies. I came to this number because I cut out the
variants. I cut out all of the shadow versions of Mario,
the minigame enemies, the enemies that are just machines, and Bowser’s fursonas. Because those should never be exposed to the
horrors of war. Now I need to figure out how to structure
this hierarchy. I asked myself, is there an analogous military
that is somewhat bloated, often antagonistic, and seems to be the only thing that the leadership
cares about funding? Unfortunately, I couldn’t find any real
life examples of this. So I’m loosely basing it on the US military. That means Bowser’s military **SMACK***
will be split up into branches based on which henchmen work best together, and I’m also
going to try to fit them alongside commissioned officers and enlisted troops. The standard command structure that’s found
in most militaries. Let’s start with the heads of state: Obviously,
we have Bowser up at the top, the commander in chief. His secretary of defense is gonna be Kamek, with Kamella standing by as
the National Security Council. We’ve also got Bowser Jr. up here, but he’s
not in a military role. He’s actually Secretary of Transportation. But that’s just pure nepotism. The rest of Bowser’s henchmen are going
to fit into this hierarchy, and I’m just gonna say one henchman per rank, the one that
epitomizes what that rank means. And I’m gonna list the rest of the enemies
on the screen. Because I do want to save at least a little
bit of paper. Uh. Obviously I don’t want to save paper that
much. *paper guilt* Starting with our infantry,
we have our enlisted ranks with Private Goomba. This makes sense. It is the basic troop. Moving up a step to the corporal, we’ve
got the Galoomba. It’s more mature than the Goomba. And also, its name has an extra syllable and
is way more fun to yell. Pat: Look at this Galoomba! Brian: LOOK AT THIS GALOOMBA! Chargin’ Chuck is a great pick for sergeant
class, because this troop obviously enlisted right after being their high school star quarterback
and moved up through the ranks quickly. And now that we’re up at warrant officer,
the top of the enlisted ranks. We’ve got, it’s just a tower of Goombas. Kind of like the Naval Academy’s Herndon
Monument, Goombas become stronger and work together better when they’re standing on
top of one another. Moving our way up to the commissioned officers,
we start out with officer cadet. And that’s gonna be Twirlip. It’s got the round, soft body of a day one
ROTC recruit, but there’s ambition in those eyes. Second lieutenant, we’ve got the Snailicorn. It’s the natural evolution from the officer
cadet, but a bit more dangerous. By the time you’ve reached First Lieutenant,
you’ve really proved your mettle and are ready to show your dedication to the cause. And what better way to show your dedication
than to be literally shot from a cannon. By the time you reach captain, you need to
have a top-down perspective. And that’s why the Pokey’s height is great
for this rank. Also, the Pokey understands how to take calculated
losses in stride, like having literally all of their torso punched out from under them
and still maintaining a smile. Next we have Major Squizzard, and I’m gonna
gloss over him, ’cause his name makes me uncomfortable. For lieutenant colonel, I chose Wiggler, because
they’re able to maintain composure and only release their aggression when it’s absolutely
necessary. But quick shout out to Stairface Ogre, who
is also a lieutenant colonel and sounds like he could be a member of the Wu Tang Clan. Next, we have Colonel Spike. At the colonel rank, you’re not only dealing
with wartime issues, but also the internal politics of the military, which is why Spike makes time to have a few rounds of tennis with the boss. A Brigadier General needs an eye for detail
and a strong guiding hand. And that’s literally all Knucklotec is. Major Burrows really deserves the rank of
major general because he has demonstrated a powerful understanding of many strategies
in many different battle arenas. But more than that, he has this tender leadership
quality that makes him not only respected, but loved by his peers. And then above him is a fucking T-Rex. Unfortunately, even the military hierarchy
is not insulated from nepotism. And though no one would describe Petey Piranha
as capable in literally any circumstance, his father took a bullet for Bowser back in
the Korean War, so now he’s a general. And finally, we have our field marshall, the
five-star general. Obviously, this person is going to oversee
every aspect of Bowser’s infantry, and it has to be filled with the most overpowered
troop. So it’s Ukiki. This shitheel of a monkey plays dumb, but
he’s the Sun Tzu of Bowser’s army. Listen to these quotes: And that is the basic structure of Bowser’s
infantry, though there are also three special divisions of infantry units that are trained
to fight in different conditions. The Lava and the Ice divisions are still found
under Field Marshal Ukiki and they don’t have any enlisted troops. I won’t talk too much about these two, but
I think they are epitomized by the Bully for the Lava group, and the Chill Bully for the
ice group, who is exactly like the Bully, except he’ll kind of go easy on you if he
can tell you’re having a rough day. And the third special unit in the infantry
is the spectral unit, or the Dry Corps, because not even death can excuse you from service
in Bowser’s army. I do want to talk about the implications of
this unit for a moment. Specifically Dry Bones and Dry Bowser, whose
naming conventions confuse and frighten me. When I die, will I become Dry Brian? Is a living Bowser… Wet Bowser? Why do Piranha Plant have bone in it? Next we have our aquatic troops. Where can you find pleasure, search the world
for treasure, learn science technology? Um. Where can you begin to make your dreams all
come true, on the land or on the sea? *SINGING* IN THE NAVY! I won’t overstay my welcome on the naval
forces because we already understand what each of the ranks in the hierarchy entail. But I did just want to point out one troop. The Gushen. Because its name is the Gushen. And I had to learn that its name was the Gushen. And now you need to know that it’s called
a Gushen as well. And of course, the admiral of the fleet is
going to be Unagi. Because Unagi is the most terrifying character
ever rendered. Get fucked, Mr. X. Now on to the Air Force, we start with the
Paragoomba at our lowest rank. And honestly, we’re gonna skip ahead to wing
commander, because most of the Air Force is just infantry but with wings attached. Lakitu is our wing commander. You might remember him as that helpful guy
who picks you up in Mario Kart. But he actually got his start in carpet bombing. And it might seem redundant to have Klepto
as the marshal of the Air Force. But if there’s one strategy that Bowser’s
military understands better than anything else, it’s stealing hats. And these are the branches of Bowser’s military. Of course, there are also Special Forces. Units that Bowser can send in when he needs
something to be done quietly and cleanly. Like when the he sent the Broodals to perform
the extrajudicial killing of Professor E. Gadd. Next we’ve got the Bros. I’m talking the Hammer Bro, the Fire Bro,
every bro in between. You can learn more about them in the HBO series,
Band of Brothers. I assume. I’ve never watched the show. It’s time for the special forces called
The Funny Parade! It’s the Funny Parade! You know about Thwomps, but did you know that
there are Thwimps? And the Whomps have Whimps? Thwimps and Thwomps and Whimps and Whomps
and Grindels and Spindels and Grrrols. There’s Tox Box and Flomps and Rhomps and
Bomps and Walleyes and Wallops and they’re all pretty much invincible and they will crush
you without hesitation like a cartoonish Sherman’s March to the Sea. Next, we’ve got the Koopalings. They’re sort of like the Seal Team 6 of Bowser’s
army. Iggy, Larry, Lemmy, Roy, Wendy O., Ludwig
Von. Notice that I did not include Morton Koopa
Jr., because despite what he has written in his memoirs, he’s never actually been active
duty, and he’s a valor stealing bastard. And the final special forces team. It’s the Stus. Strollin’ Stu (strollin’ stu). Soarin’ Stu (soarin’ stu). Swipin’ Stu (swipin’ stu). Smolderin’ Stu (smolderin’ stu). *Pat laughs offscreen.* I don’t know if
they’re good at fighting but they are good at being
the best fucking characters in Mario. And that is every troop in Bowser’s military. Except for these six specific ones. They didn’t really fit in the military structure. They don’t act like military. The Koopa Troopas from Super Mario 64, they
don’t even antagonize you. Like, they go about their business unless
you go out of your way to attack them. So, again, they don’t even, like, feel like
military. Uh, they act more like civilians, to be honest. *realizing an unfortunate truth* Oh my god, they’re civilians. Okay, so maybe reading the full Geneva Conventions
wasn’t such an unnecessary thing after all. There’s this thing called the Rome Statute
of the International Criminal Court, and in Article 8 Subsection 2, it states that grave
breaches of the Geneva Conventions count as war crimes. And if these Koopa Troopas are in fact not
Troopas, but civilians, and Mario kills them, then that is a direct violation of Article
8 Part 2, subsection B, 1: (i) Intentionally directing attacks at the civilian population… Mario is a war criminal. But that’s not the only breach, God no. Subsection A 4: Extensive destruction and
appropriation of property. Destroying a brick to gain a coin. Subsection A 5, Compelling a prisoner of war…
to serve in the forces of a hostile Power. What else could you call using Cappy to possess enemies and then forcing them to fire on their own friends? Subsection A 8, Taking of hostages. What was Mario doing with that penguin child? You might think, hey, maybe Mario’s just become
hardened after years of onslaught by Bowser, but LOOK BACK TO MARIO’S YOUTH! I know I didn’t include Yoshi’s Island
in these lists of games, but Subsection B, 21: Committing outrages upon personal dignity,
in particular humiliating and degrading treatment. Yoshi made Burt the Bashful’s pants fall
down! But Baby Mario gave the order. He already feels bashful! You didn’t need to pants the man! Mario has committed at least 5 war crimes, and I’m not even including the child soldiers he has enlisted in the RPGs. But luckily, I’ve already compiled an extensive
PDF that I have just emailed to the Hague, outlining Mario’s crimes. Still, it’s important to note that Bowser
is also at fault. The great loss of Goomba life is a tragedy,
no matter which side you are on. The true enemy is war itself. And to fix that, we have to turn to the only
thing that’s worked in the past. Song. One more time everyone! We are the Toads. We are the goombas. So please stop jumping on each other, ya big
Galoombas! Why do we fight to take each others’ space,
when there’s so mushroom to spare. We could all have extra lives if we just share.


  • Reply William Bowles October 17, 2019 at 5:12 am

    "God has cursed me for my hubris, and my work is never finished" : D
    – BDG, 2019

  • Reply crazycatgirl18 October 17, 2019 at 11:27 am

    I love twirlip

  • Reply Calvin Henes October 17, 2019 at 1:45 pm

    Where's the pdf., Brian?
    Where is the pdf.

  • Reply Gol Slozak October 18, 2019 at 4:29 am

    Are lakitue airplane bombers?
    And is the sun just a kamikaze pilot??

  • Reply Gol Slozak October 18, 2019 at 4:38 am

    Why would Bowser fight in the Korean War??

  • Reply Zyedian October 18, 2019 at 8:44 pm

    This is WAY too good.

  • Reply Anime Weeb October 19, 2019 at 2:29 am


  • Reply Madd Labs October 19, 2019 at 3:46 am

    This is …. just …. great.

  • Reply Xanderale October 19, 2019 at 11:41 am

    The Stu part had me dying. Gives me flashbacks to sunshine

  • Reply Cullen Latham October 20, 2019 at 1:58 am

    can you really say koopa troopa n64 is a civilian? what is the first level of the game (without breaking reality with glitches)? Bob-omb *BATTLEFIELD*. it is one thing to claim home turf casualties, yet we are talking about the mushroom kingdom, in which mario is one of the key defenders. if a civilian is on a known battlefield, it is their own fault if harm comes to them. (they are also the ONLY civilian, so it was clear evacuation was successful.) They do have a role in bowser's military; scout/recon. their job is not to engage, but to gather intelligence. which explains both why they are carrying light defenses and run on sight.

  • Reply Ian Whitsitt October 20, 2019 at 2:13 am

    0:31–0:39 memorial day during the trump administration

  • Reply Robert Toms, III October 20, 2019 at 9:09 am

    Your missing a flashy ring for your pinky or thumb

  • Reply Mauricio Aular October 21, 2019 at 3:45 am

    Looking at the military structure, Captain America didn't get as far one would think he would

  • Reply Cesh1001 _ October 22, 2019 at 5:16 am

    I don’t think you mentioned “prince pa’kante” from the shiverburn galaxy in galaxy 2

  • Reply Sara Mortimer October 22, 2019 at 5:56 am

    This is unrelated, but Brian's nail colour game is fantastic :3 They're always coordinated and so well done! Nail polish is difficult to get right… Also I love how well-researched these vids are. And they're hilarious 😀

  • Reply Kaleb Mozota October 23, 2019 at 3:08 am

    We are the toads!!
    We are the goombas!!

  • Reply Louis Janzen October 23, 2019 at 8:54 am

    Listen to that quote: Steal their hats 😂😂😂

  • Reply John Whittington October 23, 2019 at 3:44 pm

    The Stu's are my favourite thing ever

  • Reply TheCoffeeLama October 23, 2019 at 8:32 pm

    This is amazing

  • Reply Margaret Meyer October 24, 2019 at 12:45 pm


  • Reply Sam Stealar October 25, 2019 at 7:11 pm

    That song in the ending we need a full version!

  • Reply Martí Cano October 26, 2019 at 12:23 pm

    omg, that song

  • Reply Patrick Graham October 27, 2019 at 7:44 am

    What about Birdo?

  • Reply Caleb Berney October 28, 2019 at 1:05 am

    Can I just point out how good the acting of the line "oh my god they're civilians" was???? That was actually so fucking strong and I LOVE that

  • Reply orangesilver8 October 28, 2019 at 7:26 pm

    Here's that crutch about how he doesn't know how to end the video.

  • Reply MV96 October 28, 2019 at 9:03 pm


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  • Reply Neo October 28, 2019 at 9:42 pm

    Brian should do live videos of him just waiting for all his paper to print for these videos

  • Reply Waitwhat469 October 28, 2019 at 10:06 pm

    Goes three ranks through the enlisted rank structure.
    "Now that were at warrant officer …"

  • Reply Ethan Villagomez October 28, 2019 at 11:07 pm

    Wait. One of the background songs is Manhattan Beach March thats amazing. I played that in marching band back in highschool

  • Reply Ava Catherine October 29, 2019 at 8:15 am

    Is nobody going to talk about how good his singing is??

  • Reply Alex Gulino October 29, 2019 at 1:57 pm

    Losing my two doggos(<pictured here), wife, and daughter in my life to her rapid onset break from reality broke me as a man and human being. BDG, you may teach me to love again.

    Edit:I've made myself sad. Good in theory, harder joke to execute. if he's taught me anything, it's that jokes are worth any price you may pay no matter the physical or mental toll they take on you.

  • Reply Jam October 29, 2019 at 4:53 pm

    Brian singing is severely under appreciated

  • Reply Chad October 29, 2019 at 7:50 pm

    I knew Mario was a jerk ever since I realized that he makes Yoshi stick out his tongue by punching him in the back of the head.

  • Reply Xavier Kohler October 29, 2019 at 10:13 pm

    But what about luigi?

  • Reply KingofSpoons64 October 30, 2019 at 3:10 am

    This is actually very wrong because the Koopa military consists of various regional armies under the command of local kings loyal to the Koopa throne. King Goomba, King Bomb-omb, and King Boo are all the leaders of their own armies however hold a rank equivalent to field marshal in the Koopa Royal Army and are members of Bowser's general staff. The Koopa military has two navies, one for the air and sea, with Bowser Jr. as heir to the throne being the Grand Admiral of the air fleet.

  • Reply joe schmoe October 30, 2019 at 2:44 pm

    Bowser's fursonas! LOL

  • Reply Anders Öhlund October 30, 2019 at 3:53 pm

    Just when I thought it couldn't get any dumber… you take it to the next level… I fucking love it! =D

  • Reply Moronic Pumpkin Location October 30, 2019 at 11:24 pm

    I just wanted to know how Bowser’s military worked not how Mario is a war criminal

  • Reply Katkaddajjen October 31, 2019 at 2:32 am

    What happened to bob-ombs? :C N64.

  • Reply butterflyfly1470 October 31, 2019 at 3:12 am

    i was waiting for the koopalings to be field marshals…..i was pleasantly surprised

  • Reply professor Lakitax October 31, 2019 at 11:42 am

    Can confirm. Got my start from Carpet bombing

  • Reply Well Golly Gee November 1, 2019 at 12:09 am

    GO BIG WIGGLIE (wiggled)

  • Reply Grace Stewart November 1, 2019 at 7:46 am

    This man is brilliant

  • Reply kilowag36 November 2, 2019 at 3:49 am

    Yo where the hell is the Shy Guy. The best character in all of the mario games!!!

  • Reply E. T November 2, 2019 at 4:12 am

    u can’t just say like “this fucker is op” and not back it up (aka, explain)

  • Reply Wade the Wilson November 2, 2019 at 4:35 pm

    Booooo… Lots of those weren't Bowser troops, just enemies… So much for research.
    I still enjoy your antics though.

  • Reply E_Fitz_216 November 2, 2019 at 5:26 pm

    Mario and Bowser are war criminals…

    What do you expect, Nintendo are Japanese.

  • Reply Brock Stalk November 2, 2019 at 6:38 pm

    This turn from describing Bowser’s military, into a protest to stop Mario’s war crimes.

  • Reply dalightmagic 2 November 2, 2019 at 8:09 pm

    Why do pirrana plant have bone in it?

  • Reply Freddy Romo November 3, 2019 at 2:58 am

    Ukiki is definitely a commando, and Bowser would make himself Field Marshal.

  • Reply AbsolX Guardian November 3, 2019 at 4:38 pm

    BDG: Nintendo wouldn't let a war criminal participate in sports.
    Also BDG: Nintendo's mascot is a war criminal.

  • Reply Spicey Boi November 3, 2019 at 7:08 pm

    God, I live for this man.
    He is such an icon

  • Reply Don S. MDT November 3, 2019 at 8:08 pm

    Not to mention the bricks in smb1 are canonically civilian Toads as well

  • Reply Connor Thedens November 3, 2019 at 10:30 pm

    I wasn’t expecting a worship song at the end but very beautiful

  • Reply Solly Bussell November 3, 2019 at 11:19 pm

    Can we get a video which is just bdg saying the stus

  • Reply spiders November 4, 2019 at 3:18 am

    abolish ice

  • Reply Gavin Parker November 4, 2019 at 3:23 am

    Mario is a war criminal confirmed

  • Reply Conker The Cat November 4, 2019 at 3:55 am

    how did he miss the hammer bros or the metal spike koopas in paper mario 64?

  • Reply Helene raven November 4, 2019 at 1:06 pm

    So was anyone gonna tell me Brian could sing or

  • Reply Awsome Sauce November 4, 2019 at 5:20 pm

    Has no one noticed he read the entire geneva convention for this on video???????

  • Reply Maximilian Klinger November 4, 2019 at 8:02 pm

    Since dying isnt that bad because of extra lives war isnt that unethical in the lands of the Moshroom kingdom

  • Reply Lizzybeth Smith November 4, 2019 at 10:46 pm

    Can BDG fit all of the main mario hero's (mario, luigi, toad, etc.) into a chaotic, neutral, lawful, × good, neutral, evil alignment chart. I can't get this to him from other platforms so if you can at least signal boost plz and thank you.

  • Reply Lucas Bouey November 5, 2019 at 12:07 am


  • Reply Sportmann941 November 5, 2019 at 1:22 am

    It sounds so funny saying the names with those titles

  • Reply Shadowking1224 November 5, 2019 at 4:12 am

    What about the sun?

  • Reply Tobias Silverwind November 5, 2019 at 6:46 am

    That song is so damn catchy!

  • Reply Ice Peep November 5, 2019 at 9:21 am

    Chained Kong

  • Reply mare maretac November 5, 2019 at 9:50 am

    hey, the song promotes peace, space and extra lives, right? sounds like the mario version of peace land and bread to me.

  • Reply Zay Plays November 5, 2019 at 2:23 pm

    You forgot shy guy

  • Reply Ben Jones November 5, 2019 at 6:11 pm


  • Reply Boko November 5, 2019 at 7:26 pm

    The cards not being in line and overlapping each other hurts my OCD

  • Reply East Killer November 5, 2019 at 9:38 pm

    Trying way too hard to be funny.

  • Reply Scott L. November 5, 2019 at 11:34 pm

    1. Is it me, or did he forget Lakitu??
    2. What the hell is a grown-assed man doing with painted fingernails?

  • Reply Elijah Kurz November 6, 2019 at 12:32 am

    What about that piano that tries to eat you on 64

  • Reply SuperGamer TV November 6, 2019 at 1:40 am

    This dude is the best part of polygon

  • Reply Daniel Bomser November 6, 2019 at 3:08 am


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  • Reply Florian Faßbender November 6, 2019 at 7:17 am

    How about the entire Pokemon franchise

  • Reply mo November 6, 2019 at 7:27 pm

    bowser is a sweetheart dont say such mean things about my best boy

  • Reply Ashya Hamer November 6, 2019 at 9:35 pm

    all i can do it clap

  • Reply Oscar the Grouch November 7, 2019 at 3:40 am

    Me: Mom can we have BDG
    Mom: we have BDG at home
    BDG at home: Matpat

  • Reply S P November 7, 2019 at 6:30 am

    The Stus bit kills me every time.

  • Reply Kayuzz November 7, 2019 at 2:29 pm

    how about counting every single entity to get a scale how big of am army he has?

  • Reply Fernando Osorio November 7, 2019 at 2:47 pm

    That white dot at his left is driving me crazy

  • Reply L!nus C. November 7, 2019 at 6:46 pm

    Did I just watched a 15 minutes long video about Bowsers army hierarchy in Super Mario, while I should learn chemistry?

    Y E S

  • Reply Avix November 7, 2019 at 8:59 pm

    After watching a few videos, it seems he is constantly making the crew laugh and continues to be the reason I watch more. This man needs his own comedy gig.

  • Reply Mexgar November 7, 2019 at 9:22 pm

    This video implies one of two things:
    -Bowser’s military puts minions in positions of authority based on species, not experience.
    -As you progress through the ranks, your species is changed by Kamek to signify your promotion.

  • Reply Eidenhoek November 7, 2019 at 10:35 pm

    To be fair, doesn't the Geneva Convention detail what war crimes *are*? So without it, those same actions wouldn't be war crimes…

  • Reply Andrewo Mennah ☣ November 7, 2019 at 11:26 pm

    Mario games but it's made by Kojima

  • Reply Bart van Leuven November 8, 2019 at 12:39 am

    Dude we literally have the same face

  • Reply Georgia Pardon November 8, 2019 at 6:57 am

    Who knew that BDG had the most soulful, beautiful, angelic singing voice I’ve ever heard

  • Reply TheBamb00zler November 8, 2019 at 4:27 pm

    Bowser was in korea?!

  • Reply Jack Stuchbery November 9, 2019 at 6:29 am

    Geneva conventions? More like Geneva suggestions, amirite bois? Bois?

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