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Bad back | Baroness von Sketch Show

November 7, 2019


Oh. Oh oh.
-Oh, hey you’re here, great. Meredith:
Hi. Carly:
Oh my god, what happened? I just sneezed and ow,
I just blew my back out. Oh no.
Brian: Are you okay? Ah, it just feels like a
hot knife went in my back. And then just, ow, it just
like moves down to my butt. Maybe you should go home. You continue on
with your work. Great. Ahhhh. Ooowww.
(playful instrumental) Oh oh, did you want a- Oh Carly, thank you so much, could you just put that
down there for me. Carly:
Sure. Could you just actually pick
it up and put it on my desk. Here you go.
-Maybe on your desk,
if you could. Oh. Sure.
-So it’s just easier for me to- Yeah.
-Thank you. I don’t
want to be a bother. No bother. Meredith:
Continue with your work. You too. Meredith:
Ah, ah, oh. Oh, hang on. Do you mind with the chair?
–  Not at all. Not at all. Yeah, there we go. It’s a bit too much, Carly,
can you just push it out a bit. Sure. Oh. Oooh, in, ow ow, in,
ow, in, wow, wow. Good?
-Just great, get back to work. Ah ah sisisisiiii, Brian,
I can’t reach my pen. Oh. Oooh, thank you. No problem. Get back to work. This is a
heavy highlighter. Brian, I need a
smaller highlighter. Oh. The cap.
Carly: Oh. Ah! Hi Brian, that
coffee looks good. Brian:
Yeah, how’s your back? Oh, it’d be better
with a coffee. Brian:
Do you want my coffee? Stop it.
-No it’s nothing. No, stop, Brian.
-Nah nah, here you go, take it. I can’t. Thank you.
-Ahahahah, Brian. (lapping sounds) Okay there you go. Aurora:
That feels great I bet- Ah!! (disturbed piano chords) Muffin looks good. I’m sure hungry. Use your tongue,
kinda move it around. Yeah, just move it
around in your mouth. There you go.
-Yeah, there you go. Chew it for me.
-I can’t, I have strep throat. Chew it for me!
(disturbed piano chords) Ahhhh, ahhhhh.
(disturbed piano chords) Eeeh, eeeh. Aaah. Aaaah.
-Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
– Hey, hey, hey, hey. Ah ah ah ah ah-
(disturbed piano chords) This is nice.
(disturbed piano chords stop) Okay, great.
-Thanks. Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Ahhhhhh! Ah, Carly. Hey. Why don’t you just go home? Meredith:
Brian, I’m gonna vomit,
hand me your mug. Brian.
– You have my mug. Jesus, Brian,
give it to me quick. (panicked instrumental) (retching) Someone hold my hair back. (retching) Oh just leave me here to rot.
Brian: Okay. I don’t want to be a bother.
Brian: No bother. Brian, um, there’s no bother,
nobody pay attention to me. Get out of your work- (eerie chords)
Carly? (eerie chords) Carly?
(eerie chords) (echoing) Carly. She’s coming. (eerie chords)
Save yourselves! Save yourselves. Save yourselves, she’s coming!
(screaming) I can hear you!
-Get going, get going! Carly! Brian! Hey guys, I got to
go to the bathroom. (tense instrumental) (tense instrumental)
(bones cracking) Pull my pants down!
(screaming)

18 Comments

  • Reply ShWeJaPa October 31, 2019 at 3:36 pm

    How is this show so smart?

  • Reply Paul Saul October 31, 2019 at 3:40 pm

    My heavens

  • Reply Josee Noel October 31, 2019 at 4:12 pm

    Hee hee, I'd have sex with my ageing jock husband but I don't wanna 'kill' him…. He's doing a well enough job of that himself! Go Greta Go! Montreal has postponed Hallowe'en due to climate change. Never seen that in my almost, in 10 days, 58 yrs! Here, in Pointe Claire we're having tonight and tomorrow night ?! No way is our mayor, a guy, gonna be outdone by no chick!

  • Reply Tayo Yota October 31, 2019 at 4:50 pm

    NOT funny.

  • Reply Collin Waldroff October 31, 2019 at 5:39 pm

    Well that turned a dark corner. Lol

  • Reply pat Andy32 October 31, 2019 at 7:11 pm

    you guys play too much, OMG!! lol
    lol

  • Reply Diana Neuman October 31, 2019 at 7:20 pm

    "Chew it for me!" Now that's commitment!

  • Reply alexzakeaable November 1, 2019 at 1:13 am

    perfect

  • Reply Candice Rozario November 1, 2019 at 4:22 am

    How did they do the regurgitation scene??! How, just how??!

  • Reply Ashley McCartney November 1, 2019 at 4:12 pm

    I love these women so freaking much! The talent here is amazing.

  • Reply Justin Hoffman November 1, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    ewwwwwww

  • Reply Jacki Moon November 1, 2019 at 5:32 pm

    WHO IS THIS WOMAN?!
    “Ah-ah-ah-ah-ahhhRyyyyyannn? Can you help me with my coffeeeeee?”

  • Reply IMbirdieful November 1, 2019 at 6:08 pm

    I died at the bird feeding part aha

  • Reply Aella Lee November 2, 2019 at 3:56 am

    I am going to play this loudly when the people upstairs make too much noise. This or porn…or will they be able to tell the difference with the sounds?

  • Reply Anastasia LapisLazuli November 2, 2019 at 9:48 pm

    Bwahhhh. hahahah

  • Reply Anastasia LapisLazuli November 2, 2019 at 9:48 pm

    Ladies!!! You rock!!!

  • Reply Maxine Segalowitz November 3, 2019 at 11:02 am

    Oh my goddd hahahahaha!!!

  • Reply valar November 3, 2019 at 2:28 pm

    So funny!!!

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