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🍊 ask cone ft. the flu 🍊

September 22, 2019


Hello? *Clap* *Clap* Okay, yep, I forgot what I was going to say I look like a pinhead right now *laughs awkwardly* I’m delirious Hello? What? *what are yo-* Okay hello welcome to my roOooOOoM!! whO are YOuuUUU It has been a hot minute since you guys have seen this room, emphasis on hot because I Got very sick, and I had a very high fever, probably the most sick. I’ve been in a while I get sick very often I don’t know what it is ever since I moved to LA I get sick like every other week I just don’t think my immune system is equipped for being surrounded by so many people I’m already very fragile as it is the flu is going around and I think I caught it. Very high fever I was very delirious, and I live alone so that’s hard It’s hard to heal yourself when you yourself can’t move. My whole body hurt. It was terrible Not a good experience wouldn’t recommend, but I am on the last leg of it now. It’s almost out of my system I thought I would film something Kind of easier for me to film and edit just because I’m not like a hundred percent yet. Today was the first day that I left my room in an entire week and when I left my door my legs were like trembling because they were atrophied from just laying in bed and like not using them at all so I need to ease back into work, I thought I would film a little Q&A, always good, just a little update on my life. I’m currently drinking echinacea tea which is supposed to help your immune system with some wildflower honey. It is very good, definitely needs the honey though because echinacea by itself is just kind of medicinal tasting Apparently it’s like a very American thing to put honey in your tea. Didn’t know that. Also apparently it’s like a very American thing to put honey in your team didn’t know that also apparently people put cream in their tea that sounds strange, I am skeptical of that Everybody at my school is very ill. You know, everyone’s touching things, touching each other making out with each other, and then those people that made out with each other shake my hand or hug me and then before you know it the entire school is sick. I am hurt because I didn’t make out with anyone You know if I was gonna get the flu I could have at least gotten it by making out with someone but nope, still haven’t had my first kiss. I probably got it for hugging someone for too long. Me and all my friends all got sick at the same exact time. We were all going through it together, but it’s done, its gone F you, flu stupid bighead Okay, maybe I should answer like a few questions and stop talking about how terrible my life has been. I asked y’all on Twitter I haven’t prepared any questions, I’m just picking the ones that have the most likes If I sound a little strange, if I answer these questions kind of weird just-just let it be, cut me some slack today yesterday. I couldn’t move, it’s a miracle *dies of laughter* First question comes from my friend lil robbo aka cavetown. *laughs* *impersonates dolphin* I think a while ago, I tweeted today for breakfast all I ate was a six-inch piece of dental floss, something like that *inner dolphin* Because sometimes when I’m flossing I just kind of taste the floss and it’s like really good I don’t know if I’ve ever mentioned this before but my whole life I’ve always eaten string like on blankets and on t-shirts I like have holes in them because I’ll just like chew them and it’s something that I Instinctively do when I’m like nervous or just like when I’m bored. I just start eating blankets and stuff like that. I don’t actually swallow anything, but I just like chew lots of string. It’s a problem My friends all know about my issue sometimes. I’ll be eating string and then they’ll be like “Conan, what’s in your mouth?” and I’ll be like “Nothing…just… part of my jacket that I’ve eaten” It’s like when your dog starts eating something you don’t know and then it should I chewing faster? that’s like what I do I just like it and dental floss is like the same thing so, you know, skip the oatmeal, skip the coffee, just eat a piece of dental floss for breakfast. quick and easy and gives minty fresh breath Yup ohhhh yup Favorite thing, accessibility. Everything you could ever want in the whole wide world is here You want to drink coffee that comes out of a wild animals poop sure it’s here You want to freeze yourself cryogenically? Sure. Least favorite thing? There’s just too many people and it’s very loud, and I’m an introvert. I appreciate quiet alone time where nobody’s watching. I live in an apartment that has many windows and all the apartment buildings around me are taller than my apartment So, I’m 99% sure people can like watch me while I’m sleeping It’s just unsettling, you know? In Texas, I lived in the middle of nowhere, the only things watching me were like the trees and the stars But here, weird old Dave at that apartment over there who smokes cigarettes on his balcony can probably see me sleeping It’s just not as comforting no offense Dave, but you should stop smoking. That’s not cute. Music is good. It’s slow, takes a long time We’ve officially written all the songs picked them out and booked dates to go record but probably nothing coming out for three, four, five, six months just takes a long time, and this is my first time doing it and I want to do it right and I want to not rush myself so my apologies, but it’s gonna take a while And I hope that y’all will be happy with what I make. Songwriting is definitely something I really love to do but it’s just a little hard because you really have to dig inside of yourself to do it and sometimes there are times when I don’t want to dig inside myself There are times, and I just want to forget all the bad things that have happened in my life And I want to forget about the person that I was in love with when I was in high school But instead I have to talk about my high school Crush during business meetings with like a bunch of adults It’s just a little weird, I guess But it’s good, because it’s forcing me to think about these times in my life and it’s really nice to have this like time capsule of exactly what I felt like when I was a high-schooler and when I was falling in love for the first time when life was just Easier and also harder at the same time. That’s life, that’s music. My posture’s so bad like this is how tall I am when I sit up, but this feels comfortable I actually had to log into my Pottermore account just to see this I am the wild rabbit I don’t know what that means But I am wild and I’m a rabbit. I actually really like that because I am really like small but I’m very fast And you can’t catch me, but I’m also soft and cuddly, but I’ll kick you! watch it. That’s a hard word to say. There’s one musician who’s not really small but has been my favorite lately is the artist Sufjian Stevens? I don’t really know how to say his name is just an F and a J and I don’t know how those how those work It’s probably like a Y sound, anyways. Love this music so much. He did the soundtrack for Call Me By Your Name which is a great great movie, If you haven’t seen it. I think it comes out online in like March or something if you don’t live in like a major city It’s a great movie. Also great book. I read the book as well, and the book was great I think that the movie was very good the only difference between the movie and the book that was like strange and like didn’t really make that much sense to me, in the book they live in separate rooms, and there’s like a balcony that connects the two rooms but in the movie for the strangest reason they decided “Hey, let’s not connect them with the balcony. Let’s connect them with the bathroom.” Which I feel like really changes the dynamic because like you don’t go onto a balcony to take a pee. You go out there to like bask and to go spy on your room neighbor But you go into the bathroom all the time to like pee or poo or shower so it’s just different I don’t know. This is a really weird tangent why have I gone on this? What was I talking about? Sufjian Stevens, great music love him very much Love his beautiful little angel voice And I want him to sing me to sleep every night, and I want him to sing me to death as well And I want him to rip my heart out with his tiny little banjo. Makes great music for like thinking and for Crying, but also for like a rejoicing. Just so good. Just listen to him. I want him to throw his beautiful tiny heart at my face And I want him to rip my heart out with his tiny little banjo makes great music for like thinking and for Crying, but also for like a rejoicing. Just so good. Just listen to him. Do you have a skincare routine or anything? I actually don’t have perfect skin. I think that a lot of people think that I have perfect skin I feel like skin is very very finicky and every single person has completely different skin and completely different You can’t really tell what someone’s skin looks like but I don’t perfect skin I have pores and I break out all the time, but I do have a skincare routine Sharing mine because I don’t want you guys like break out your skin on accident because my routine isnt good chemistry on their skin So I’m a little bit apprehensive about Sharing mine because I don’t want you guys like break out your skin on accident because my routine isn’t good blue easily like dark blue? No like a med- Yeah, like a dark blue like a grayish dark blue, dark blue is awesome my favorite color Don’t say anything if you had to choose one color to wear for the rest of your life Yellowish orange ish color and and blue very much complements that and also I just like the color blue Its Like an easy color to wear, and I would never get bored of it blue is a good color Just had a tiny burp. I loved it so much I’m so excited for the album to come out! my my my is so good I bopped to it for like five whole days straight What do you think of choice new music I? Just had a tiny bird. I loved it so much I’m so excited for the album to come out my my my is so good And I’m just excited And then he put out the good side right after that and then I’m crying to that one for like five days straight very good I very much appreciate it So like 18 hours of editing. nine hours, but like one of those hours I eat lunch and then also with those hours And I’m just excited how have you been good? But like nine hour days of just like editing editing editing four days and each one of those days I usually edit like nine hours, but a video like this where I just talk is usually about two days So like 18 hours of editing nine hours, but like one of those hours. I eat lunch and then also with those hours I’m usually like a little distracted here and there doing other stuff I would just make music for yourself and just play around I was thinking about opening a PO box Do you have any advice for someone who wants to make their own music? Download Garage Band and just make music. Don’t worry about how many views anything is getting write it for yourself I think you have to have the right motives when you’re putting out the music don’t really listen to criticism too much I don’t need gifts. I don’t know. I just kind of feel bad basically all of my artistic endeavors including I was singing about opening a pioppi And I just don’t know if I feel comfortable like receiving all these gifts from people Big happens in my life or when I’m feeling something or when im thinking about something a lot Seeing me when I do things and listening to my music is like enough. You don’t have to give me anything I don’t need gifts. I don’t know. I just kind of feel back Do things by yourself just explore because all of a sudden you’ll be sitting in the shower From art graphics to music especially music basically all of my artistic endeavors including So don’t think about it too much and just live. those are all the questions that I’m going to be taking today Which is why I can never really like force myself to make something because it usually comes out after something Big happens in my life or when I’m feeling something I want him thinking about something a lot It’s hard to say because every single thing is different for anyone who’s in a creative rut the best advice I could possibly give you Is just to not think about it and just live your life see friends go places Do things by herself just explore because all of a sudden you’ll be sitting in the shower And it’ll just come to you because the harder you try to force something the less chance that anything’s gonna come out of it So don’t think about it too much and just live those are all the questions that I’m going to be taking today I hope you enjoyed this little sit-down chat I forgot what i was going to say. I look like a pinhead right now. *laughing boy* wHo ArE yOUUuuuUUUU ?? *aH* also apparently people put cream in their tea *mmh*

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